#susss. writes

[ren-is-ur-gfriend]

What’s crazy is that I started this account 6 years ago and there’s no posts in here. Like that’s sussitty susss. I could swear I remember writing crazy stuff on here.

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

I just searched the english lyrics of 10 months by enhypen and… mind full, thinking of Lev having a puppy crush on you and trying to prove it’s more than that. My mind rn>> Please he tries his best to impress you, be it by dribbling the volleyball and getting his ass kicked by Yaku, or accidentally putting too much force into his serve that it slams into your face. Justice for you😞🤚

Even though he’s often perceived as an overgrown fetus due to his childish antics and the fact he is one, he still wants you to stop babying him and start relying on him, to finally see just how “grown” he really is. He promises himself to protect you going on forth so you can finally realize he’s much more than long legs and slender arms. Walking you home even though his house is the other way and he has to walk double the distance, reaching for the things on the top shelf for you and accidentally knocking something on your head, or even giving you his jacket but realizing he’s also cold so you opt to sharing it. These are all his attempts in showing that this is more than just a puppy love and you should start taking him seriously. I mean… if I were you…😁😁😁

Masterlist Link : Here

[whitemancumslut]

REQUEST ALWAYS OPEN

kiss her & don’t tells= pink

instagram blurb= blue

not released yet/ ☓= red

LONG HAIR HARRY↓

Temporary Fix *

summary During the On the Road Again Tour, Harry uses his bandmate’s girlfriend as a distraction from his previous relationship.

PRINCE HAIR HARRY ↓

Grounded *

summary: in which your boyfriend skips a party to be with you.

Attention Span of A Goldfish *

summary: harry proves his point.

Good Boy *

ask: Subrry so gone that he keeps eating you even after you have already cum and are overstimulated but he can’t stop because he just wants to be a good boy for you 😩 I HOPE YOU ARE WELL

LOVE ON TOUR↓

Harryween *

summary: y/n loves harry’s costume.

Midnights *

summary: in which, harry is horny late into the night.

Orgasm Denial w/ Subbry *

ask: su -susss-sub harry pls mama pls pls PLEASE IM BEGGING BANGING MY FIST AGAINST THE GROUNG

Tripping, Falling

summary: subspace blurb

Happy new year

summary in which harry and y/n celebrate their second new years together and y/n makes a big decision in order to keep her and harry’s relationship alive.

DAD!HARRY↓

Harry’s Daughters

Stranger Things Release + Dating Rumors

Los Angeles Residency 4 and 5

(better together series)

PHH/LHH as a dad

Santa Baby *

summary: In which, the Styles’ family is spending their first Christmas in one their homes, in Y/n’s hometown, Boston.

WORST DADDY EVER

summary in which Angel is upset with her father and calls him the worst dad ever.

LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO *

summary: harry and his wife have kitchen sex

The Start of HS4…

HUSBAND!HARRY

Pregnancy Announcement Extended

Los Angeles Residency 4 and 5

Grammys ‘23

summary harry and y/n are up against each other.

The Start of HS4

SOON TO BE DAD!HARRY

Pregnancy Announcement Extended

NERD!HARRY↓

The Cute Tutor *

summary harry is completely obsessed with y/n. but when harry volunteered to be y/n’s tutor just as an excuse to see her every week, he had no idea having an attraction to someone you’re tutoring would become such torture. but harry is completely oblivious to y/n’s flirtatious manner towards him.

cw: phone sex

BOYFRIEND!HARRY↓

Open *

Best of Friends

summary actress!singer!reader is best friends with the one and only harry styles. many suspect romance between the two… but can you blame them? here are some of their birthday post for each other throughout the years💕 face claim, gracie abrams

Princess Treatment

18+ subspace aftercare with no plot

Subrry x Mean!Y/n

ask: can you please write subrry with mean dom y/n? <33 i feel deprived of subrry lately 😭

Precious *

summary In which Y/n is busy and isn’t able to tend and take care of a small sensitive Harry.

Breed Me *

summary: Harry breeds his wife with baby #2

Sad Harry (blurb)

summary harry’s sad and doesn’t know why.

DAD’S BESTFRIEND!HARRY↓

Beautiful Corruption *

You’re Pretty When You Cry *

CHEATER!HARRY↓

Party Pleaser

summary: where y/n tends to think she can blackmail harry to get what she wants but harry puts her in her place awfully quick by making her plead for a gut wrenching orgasm.

ALL MINE *

PROFESSOR!HARRY↓

Edge of Seventeen

BEST FRIEND’S DAD↓

Relentless *

Better Than Me*

DADDY!HARRY↓

Play Date ft. Zayn Malik *

EX BOYFRIEND!HARRY ↓

BAD KIND OF BUTTERFLIES *

summary:

OLDER!HARRY↓

Relentless *

Better Than Me *

FWB!HARRY↓

SHOULD’VE SAID IT *

summary: In which Harry and Y/n had a situationship a few months back. Y/n gets a new boyfriend who she claims she loves deeply but when Harry comes back and they hook up it makes all of his feelings for her suddenly come back. But Y/n claims Harry is too late.

STEPBROTHER!HARRY↓

WHOSE GONNA BRING THE POP TO THE CINEMA?

ask: HEYYY!! I LOVE your writings! can you please write one, where they fuck in the cinema OR ANY PUBLIC SEX? Either stepbrother h or dbf harry. I don’t care which one you choose, I just want that to happen.

FRAT BOY!HARRY↓

LAST CHRISTMAS

summary In which Harry and Y/n had relationship troubles last christmas and are excited to celebrate their first christmas together.

FETUS!HARRY↓

GANG!HARRY↓

STEPDAD!HARRY↓

PORNSTAR!HARRY↓

LIVE ON TOUR↓

BROTHER’S BESTFRIEND↓

[hearttstopper]

The only thing I know is that apparently that Larry code has something to do with an account (and to be honest I think you can tell from far away it’s a troll. Above all because of the way they write) called Mr. Seymour B. Banner (SBB lol) idk why some people are starting to believe random twitter accounts without proof it’s not like RBBSBB’s one

yeah, it was amusing to consider back when eroda was being used for promo and all of those twitter accounts were susss but i’d need something a lot more substantial to actually put any stock in it.

[nancydfan]

Hi hi it's 'bro i legit can't' 'table flip' anon

so I went and translated the Japanese interviews w gtranslate and DeepL (and my own limited knowledge of kana) and found no mention of mia. or any term for mother. at all. There's only a tangential mention of her (as she's included in the word parents) and it goes along the lines of "Rose grew up separated from her parents and lived a very lonely life" so yeah while it's v possible she lost custody of Rose it isn't explicitly stated or even alluded to anywhere. or that chris raised her or that the hws was present. the only times chris is mentioned is when they talk about the dlc that finally wasn't and when they talk about the Additional Orders for Mercenaries. Only Rose and some info about what she's going to go through. and some mentios of what Ethan went through for her. so i'm looking at the whole twitter thread a bit like 'hmmm susss' even though more than half is true it's kind of also made up a bit? weird… ah, in the qrts you can read op backpedaling a little lol "maybe confirmed was bit strong a word in my og tweet". But yeah to sum it up: Rose lonely and not accepted is absolutely true. chris is around to train her and give her Ethan's jacket and ring. and the castle is not the only area we'll see.

Hi, nonnie!

You're absolutely right. I personally did read the article that was linked in that really long twitter thread and it isn't exactly what was said in the tweet. I'm not sure if this individual gathered this information elsewhere and combined or if they're making an assumption. But because they're backpedaling (I don't follow them) I guess they just assumed and when people responded so strongly, they decided they didn't want to be the brunt of it if they're wrong. I did try to be clear at first that it was a possible spoiler, but I do apologize if I came off saying that it was fact. I probably got lazy or carried away at times, and that was absolutely not my intention!

I do think it is the most obvious conclusion though because at the end of re8 someone is coming for Rose and she mentions Chris. And while I do believe they've mentioned her schooling, I don't know if she's in boarding school or just regular school. I'll guess we'll see. Unless she's in a boarding school, I can't see where else Rose would be unless in Chris' custody. (For the love of God, pls don’t do the custody of someone random cause that might be even worse lmao). But it also may not have happened until she was like 12. I still wouldn't necessarily like that, but I can see that it might be considered a realistic choice. Or they killed Mia and that's it. Or she's not really in any type of custody. Again, we really don't know.

My frustration and why I've been pissed off is the whole thing of Rose growing up lonely. I don't know how or why this happened. But she grew up without her parents after everything that happened in RE8. And I can't help but be, fucking really?? I don't care where they put Rose. I care that Mia isn't there. I care that Ethan suffered and died for his family just for Mia and Rose not to spend it together. And from everything I can tell, that is confirmed. Again, I'll speculate all day with anyone who wants about Chris, but I don't care about him here in this. Regardless of his role, he's a pawn in a story like all of them. But if they have actually decided to write Rose away from Mia, that is where I'll stand with my banner asking why.

[maiseui]

wait what the fuck i tried clicking next and it didn’t work NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO GOD PLEASE NO DONT TELL ME IVE CAUGHT UP???????? NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 not me checking when this was updated AND HELLO LITERALLY TWO HOURS AGO WHAT INT HE ACTUAL?????? anyway…. my thoughts thus far—

i love jungwon i love yn i love wonyoung i love yuna and ngl i even love yuri i’m sorry but i’m gna say it 🧍🏻‍♀️idk i just have an affinity for villainous characters hehe hoho and i love the way she’s fucking stirring the plot ITS INSANE i wanna believe that she didn’t cause it but was still doing some shady shit regardless…. also we rlly don’t know enough abt jeongwoo so im looking at him like HMM BUDDY YOURE KINDA SUSSS????? hmmmm IDK but anyway i love the intrigue??? I ABSOLUTLEY LOVED the push and pull w jungwons character to begin liek WOW that was sosososo good and eek it’s so nice to see him like show parts of his past self but not in a manner that feels rushed or unnatural??? also his demeanour now doesn’t seem fake at all, like yeah maybe he was the kind and caring school prez to begin but for some reason I FEEL LIKE THERES A PART OF HIM THAT HAS ALWAYS KINDA BEEN A BADDIE AND NOW MATTER HOW GOOD OF TERMS HE CAN BE W YN, THERES A REASON WHY THE ACCIDENT HAPPENED AND IM JUST GNA GUESS THAT JUNGWON HAD A PART TO DO W IT….. like it’s ok we all make mistakes but im gripping onto dear life rn like i can fucking taste the angst that’s fna come yall 😭😭😭😭

ANYWAYYYYY RECALL IS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY COW I LOVED RHAT SOSOSOSOSOO MUCHIM GENUINELY SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDD EEEEKKKK SEI SLAYS SHE ALWAYS SLAYS ICB I DIDNT READ THIS SOONER??????? HOLT SHIT I FEEL LIKE UR WRITING JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER AND WHILE I L O V E D REVELATIONS, RECALL >>>> ABSOLUTELY GODLY!!!!!!!!! HEHE GREAT JOB BESTIE OH GOSH URE DOIMG SUCHA. GOOD JOB?????

RECALL 𐀔

21 THE KEY

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SYNOPSIS. after spending months suffering from amnesia in the hospital due to an “accident,” you return back to your normal school life where your close friends who you remember stick by your side 24/7. Unexpectedly, you cross paths with ex-student council president yang jungwon, who you failed to remember but feel oddly drawn to. however, after the meeting things start to get odd and you slowly begin piecing together the mystery behind your accident.

a/n: this is like a small filler but important haha

TAGLIST

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[goshikitsutomusmommy]

Passing the Phone Tiktok Trend with Inarizaki Second Years

Synopsis : “I’m Passing the Phone to Someone...” Trend with Inarizaki High Second Years

Genre : Comedy

Paring(s) : Inarizaki Second Years x Manager! reader , Atsumu x reader , Osamu x reader , Suna x reader , Ginjima x reader

Word Count : 0.73k

Warning(s) : Swearing , slightly suggestive (??)

Masterlist Link : Here

-> ATSUMU

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to someone who is a fake blond and is defensive about it.

Atsumu : *Few moments of silence, offended raging*, Shut yer trap! A don’t get defensive ‘bout it, okay?! Am passin’ the phone to someone who crushes on every team we compete against.

[Name] : Okay? They’re hot, unlike you and your fried hair. Anyway, I’m passing the phone to someone who can’t even concentrate serving a ball without silence and does a stupid gesture to quiet people down. Oh! They also call people pigs if they breath too loudly!

Atsumu : Stop makin’ it personal! Ya suck! Am passin’ this dumb phone to someone who tries hard to hide their Kansai dialect to sound more like those Tokyo folks, but little do they know: We can tell it’s fake, it shows when they get mad.

[Name] : *Unimpressed look*... I’m passing the phone to someone who never thought of others before themself and is so out of touch with their surroundings.

Atsumu : Well, am passin’ the phone to someone pretends to be tough ‘nd all but is actually a big softie.

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to someone who is attractive but their personality sucks ass so it ruins it for them. Thank god for their even more attractive twin brother that doesn’t have piss hair, though.

Atsumu : *In the brim of tears*, [Name]-Chan! Ya think am attractive?! A mean, obviously but still never thought ya would admit it. Okay, am passin’ the phone to the bestest and most gorgeous manager a could ever ask for.

[Name] : No, I find ‘Samu attractive and said your hair and personality are both shit. You have selective hearing or something? Whatever, I’m bored. I’ll go do this with ‘Samu.

Atsumu : Wait! Come back and compliment me some more! [Name]-Chan?! Darn ya, ‘Samu...

-> OSAMU

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to a hot volleyball player with a shitty twin. Oh, and they also are an amazing cook!

Osamu : *Sighing tiredly*, [Name], if this is yer way to get me to share my food since ya forgot yer own lunch, it’s not workin’... Am passin’ the phone to someone that is bothersome ‘nd only compliments me to get food.

[Name] : *Exaggerated gasp*, ‘Samu, that’s not true! Yer my bestest friend ever and ya know it!

Suna : Huh? I thought I was—

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to someone who I would smooch with no hesitation, *Awful attempt at winking*.

Osamu : Suna, can ya come ‘nd switch with me? A don’t like this game.

[Name] : No—!

-> SUNA

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to someone who just cockblocked me...

Suna : What did I even—?! You know what? I’m passing the phone to someone who cheats on every crush they’ve had.

[Name] : Huh? What do ya mean?!

Suna : Continue playing this stupid game.

[Name] : Okay, I’m passing the phone to someone who would be a lot more attractive if they dropped their shit attitude.

Suna : Funny coming from you... I’m passing the phone to someone who would have a shot if they weren’t so desperate.

[Name] : Low blow, Rin. I’m passing the phone to someone who had a major crush on me back in first year.

Suna : *Eyes widening comically* You knew?! What the hell?! When— I don’t care, I don’t like you like that anymore so it’s all right. I’m passing the phone to someone who still has a crush on Atsumu since first year but tries to hide it by pretending to have a crush on Osamu.

[Name] : *Shocked silence*, Wait, Rin, please don’t tell—

-> GINJIMA

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to a pussy that forgot to lock up the gym last night and blamed it on me.

Ginjima : *Cold sweat dropping and uncontrollable shaking*, W-w-what makes ya think a would ever do that to ya, [Name]-Chan...?

[Name] : Coach Kurosu yelled at me, ya idiot!

Ginjima : Am so sorry, a was scared he would yell at me and bench me today! Ya understand, right? Right?!

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to someone that is an incompetent volleyball player and back stabs their friends.

Ginjima : A said am sorry!

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to someone who watches Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir every Sunday.

Ginjima : *Getting more visibly scared by manager’s aggression*, A can’t help but think these are gettin’ personal...

[Name] : I’m passing the phone to someone who stole Suna’s homework answers but accidentally ripped them and blamed it on ‘Tsumu.

Atsumu : So a got yelled at for nothin’?!

[Name] : This isn’t ‘bout ya! Am passin’ the phone to someone that has an ugly ass haircut and—

*Bleeeeep🤕*

Author’s Note : Hey hey hey! This was just a fun little idea I had planned, I might do this for other teams, not sure yet. AND THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS WHATTT, it’s crazy thinking that 100 people follow me on here😔☝🏼

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

I’m not sure if you’re ok with trend requests but can you please write for “I have a boyfriend, he goes to a different school” trend with haikyuu boys? Like obviously faking having a s/o with any characters of your choice, if not, then please ignore this💕💕 your page is so cute btw🥰🥰

“I Have a Boyfriend, He Goes to a Different School” Trend with Haikyu!! Teams

Synopsis : You Lie About Having a Partner and This is How the Haikyu!! Boys React

Genre : Comedy , fluff

Pairing(s) : Inarizaki x Manager! reader , Seijoh x Manager! reader , Shiratorizawa x Manager! reader

Word Count : 0.76k words

Warning(s) : She/her pronouns used

Masterlist Link : Here

“Yeah, actually, just letting you know... I have a boyfriend who attends a different school, in a different prefecture as well.", you announce as the entire Inarizaki members have bewilderment written all over their expressions.

The Miya twins happened to be the first to break out in laughter. You cannot help but feel somewhat offended, querying what could be so hilarious about you having a significant other.

Soon Suna follows over in their laughter with muffled snickers of his own, which encourages Ginjima to join in as well.

Ojiro being the gentlemen he is, attempts to showcase an earnest expression out of respect. However, the quiver of his bottom lip threatening to betray him tells you a whole different story.

"Oh, that's pretty interestin'! How long have ya been dating? Can we meet 'im?!" Akagi guilibly believes your trickery.

"Am pretty sure that [Name]-Chan here is just jokin' 'round, ya know 'er, so silly!" Atsumu quickly steps up and puts an end to the false narrative Akagi accepted.

"Why wouldn't she have a boyfriend? [Name]-Chan is the prettiest person ever! Anyone would be lucky to be a potential partner of 'ers.", you could feel hot tears on the brim of your eyes approaching to disappoint your frantic efforts.

"Akagi-Senpai, yer the best! We don't deserve ya," you exclaim as the tears glide down your face. "Excuse me while a go cry in the storage room now. Miyas, am beating ya identical dunces in a moment.”

   "Everyone, I have an announcement to make; I have a boyfriend that goes to a different school, he lives in another prefecture too. You probably never heard of him.", you declare to the Seijoh boys as you meet their doubtful gazes.

"Liar." Kyotani 'Mad-Dog' Kentaro quickly accuses you before you could dupe any person in the room. "Why wouldn't I have a significant other, huh?" you challenge immediately after.

   "[Name]-Chan lying about having a boyfriend is none of our—" Oikawa was instantly interrupted by a harsh thud of a volleyball smacking him in the back of his head. "Whether or not she has a partner is none of your business, Shittykawa." Iwaizumi criticizes the Aoba Johsai captain for conversing so condescendingly with their manager. 

   Matsukawa and Hanamaki were lovingly cheering in your favor for finally accomplishing your long-awaited mission of getting a significant other. They were a charming pair that you were more than honored to be a friend of, unlike the so-called charismatic captain of Seijoh.

Yahaba appears to be disheartened by the news he had just overheard. Meanwhile, Watari tried his best to reassure his friend that he's still got a chance in the long run. 

   Stirring in your lap, Kunimi wakes up due to the commotion his team members have caused. "What happened?" he groggily asks, evidently fatigued. "Nothing, just letting the team know about my boyfriend." he hums in response, nuzzling his head back in your lap, planning to rest once again.

It was moments like these that you couldn't help but compare him to an adorable petite kitten.

"Hey, what did I miss?" Kindaichi asks, perplexed. "I have been betrayed by my lover!" exclaims Yahaba as Watari holds him back from tackling you in an embrace.

   "Prepare yourselves for have I, [Surname] [Name], have pitying news to present; I have a boyfriend, he attends a different academy in a whole separate prefecture. Now, don't be too upset. It is only reasonable for someone like me to have a partner." you declare, obtaining your presence heavy and sharp throughout the Shiratorizawa enormous gym. 

   Reon nods hesitant, baffled as to why you're asserting your relationship status so dramatically. "Yeah, right." Shirabu lets out an inaudible scoff.

   Goshiki stares at you with stars in his eyes, "You're so cool, Senpai! I always knew you would be the first to get a partner. You're pretty, and your confidence radiates so flawlessly." he praises with the slightest blush adorning his chubby cheeks.

   You silently coo at how charming he unintentionally is, pinching his cheeks— more like dragging him around by his cheeks, leading them to redden even more than they previously were. Semi promptly comes to his Kouhai's rescue and attempts to peel your hands off of his cheeks.

   Tendou laughs at the scene in front of him as Goshiki rubs his now numb face, and you being at the receiving end of another lecture via Semi about not harming your Kouhais— no matter how cute they are at that moment.

Ushijima joins in his best friend's laughter with soft chuckles of his own. He wouldn't replace this for the world, and he loves the team dearly.

Author’s Note : KAHZWJS THANK YOUU AND YES YES I’M MORE THAN OKAY WITH TREND REQUESTS😚😚 I hope you don’t mind me doing this to my top three favorite Haikyuu teams! This was a very fun idea, thank you for wanting me to write this🫂

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

ALL THE HAIKYU!! CAPTAINS AND THEIR TYPES (Not Canon!)

Masterlist Link : Here

DAICHI -> Someone that is responsible but not afraid to have fun and be out there is unquestionably Daichi’s type. He wouldn’t be compatible with someone too bland nor too energetic— just somebody down-to-earth. His partner having a secret competitive side somewhere hidden would definitely be such a turn-on for him. He also would be well-matched with one that is bratty and stubborn. He deals with his own team 24/7, so he would fancy a challenge. But Daichi with a feisty significant other is definitely a concept...

OIKAWA -> Okay, hear me out... Oikawa with a sharp-tongued significant other. A partner that isn't to be hypnotized so easily by his good looks and way with words. Someone to put him in his place when he goes out of line, yet love him when he’s feeling low and help get him back up on his feet. He may seem like the type of person to want a partner that would fill his ego, but he really doesn’t want a pushover or someone that backs down without a challenge. He and his partner’s dynamic would be the type that everyone envies— it just works too well!

KUROO -> Kuroo is nicknamed as the king of provocation, so a partner that is the same way would be something he'd like— very quick-witted, lively, but still laidback. He'd not mesh well with a hot-headed person since he seems to often talk in a condescending manner that would throw them off. He won't care about how academically intelligent they are. As long as they allow him to act on his nerdy desires, such as telling cheesy Chemistry pickup-lines that would be lame if he weren't the person telling them.

BOKUTO -> I think Bokuto is so intelligent that he would find a way to get along with literally anyone, so his partner’s personality isn’t something he’ll ever nitpick about. As long as they love him and he loves them— with that being said, being genuinely mean isn’t something he’ll tolerate. He needs someone patient with him, that’ll care for him whenever he’s feeling down because he’ll do the same. Also, being supportive is another trait I believe his significant other would hold. Bokuto wouldn’t mind if they were introverted or extroverted, loud or quiet, and would never mind them being affectionate or aloof, as long as they truly have the best intentions in mind, love him, and plan to always be there for him.

USHIJIMA -> For a person as stoic as Ushijima is, I believe that a bubbly and cute significant other is his best match. Having a carefree partner would bring him out of his shell and crack a small grin every now and then. But, he wouldn’t be compatible with a sensitive significant other because he’s a very blunt person that will accidentally hurt them with his words. Contrary to popular belief, he’s a very hilarious person —intentional or not— and would appreciate a funny partner.

FUTAKUCHI -> He’s said to be a very “problematic” person with an “easy-going” personality, so I believe that his significant other would be a feisty yet chill person. He wouldn’t want someone too intense nor a pushover, so his partner being right in the middle is the best option for him. Just someone that he can share playful banter with without any hard feelings. A partner to make fun of him when he’s acting too mature and keep him at bay when he’s being too reckless.

TERUSHIMA -> I think that someone with a personality that wouldn’t clash too much with his own would be best for Terushima. He’s very energetic and extroverted, so someone somewhat awkward and quiet —just at first at least— to remind him to take a breather every now and then. He still would prefer if they were light-hearted and goofy at the same time though, he wouldn’t know how to handle someone too reserved and tense. He also wouldn’t be able to company someone too serious, he’ll just feel like a burden throughout the rest of his life that way. Terushima is an individual that values his freedom and loves being outgoing— meaning, he should have a significant other that wouldn’t be opposed to joining him in his crazy daily antics.

DAISHOU -> Daishou has a very snake-like nature— which comes as no surprise, recognized for being manipulative, deceiving, and two-faced. This leads me to believe he would want an innocent, cute, and impressionable partner so he can shield them from people similar to himself in the world. Someone that is so adorably clueless to social cues that he feels as if it's an obligation to take them under his wing, otherwise they would remain helpless. He’s wrapped around their fingers, any wish his significant other asks for, he will do it guaranteed within a heartbeat. That is why he wants a person that is upfront about their intentions and would never deceive him. However, he definitely will be pleased with his partner if they learned from his methods and began acting like him towards others.

KITA -> Grasping his personality into account, I think he would favor a reserved and reticent yet attentive partner. He also would enjoy it if his significant other had a sly and mischievous side that is conserved for him —and him alone— to see. The most essential matter for Kita is that the person he’ll spend the rest of his life with is faithful, considerate, and courteous. I really believe that it would be a dealbreaker for him if they were ill-mannered in the slightest. He wants somebody to love and take home to his grandmother, not an adult child to discipline and tame.

Author’s Note : I wrote this as a momentarily thank you for 100 followers since I can’t do anything major with midterms and all but when I can I plan to do an activity of some sort! Again, THANK YOUUU

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

wait how do i request 😭 sorry if im doing it wrong but can i request for jealous soobin headcanons but he misunderstood the situation?? thank you in advance!! ^^

Soobin Getting Jealous Over a Misunderstanding

synopsis : you have been hanging a lot with yeonjun recently and your boyfriend, soobin, can’t help himself but feel a teeny bit envious

genre : fluff , romance

pairing(s) : soobin x reader

word count : 0.68k

warning(s) : insecurity implied , jealousy

k-pop masterlists link : here

txt masterlist link : here

— recently, you have been getting particularly close to a certain hyung of his, yeonjun.

— don’t get him wrong! he trusts yeonjun with his life and knows he would never purposely hurt him. he also trusts you with his entire existence, knowing well enough you only have eyes for him. but, he can’t help his unexplainable envy!

— don’t get him wrong! he trusts yeonjun with his life and knows he would never purposely hurt him. he also trusts you with his entire existence, knowing well enough you only have eyes for him. but, he can’t help his unexplainable envy!

— as soobin tries to calm himself before he starts overthinking everything, he remembers that one important detail, ‘yeonjun wouldn’t purposely hurt him.’ key word: purposely!

— yeonjun doesn’t know that you both are going out in secret!

— yep, he starts doubting himself again.

— but, when the menace of society — also known as beomgyu — has come into the equation trying to stir up drama, it gets even worse…

— “soobin-hyung! have you heard? y/n and yeonjun are apparently a thing now. never would have expected it!” beomgyu only means for his comment to rile him up a bit so his hyung finally confesses to his presumably “one-sided lover.”

— beomgyu expected an eye roll, or even scoff or two, but what he never expected is soobin aggressively stomping to the room you and yeonjun are in.

— “you messed up big time, i hope you realize.” taehyun warns beomgyu, “nope! this is all apart of my awesome plan. by the end of the day, i’ll be everyone’s hero and you’ll all thank me for being a genius, mark my words!”

— spoiler alert: no one thanked him.

— back to soobin, he barges in the room and exclaims “y/n is my partner, not yours!” when taking the time to observe his surrounding, he realizes that you and yeonjun were decorating a poster.

— a closer look and he would have realized earlier that it was a congratulatory poster for his success in becoming an mc.

— humiliation is written all over his face, now he realizes why the two of you have been hanging out a lot as of recently, and that you indeed only have eyes for him.

— “yeah, we know, like everyone does…” yeonjun claims, as if it’s the most obvious thing ever, “but now our surprise is ruined! pretend to be surprised when we’re done, okay?”

— “yeah… of course!” red faced, soobin awkwardly laughs and exits the room.

— after the celebration was over and done with, he feels this heavy weight on his shoulders knowing what happened earlier is reality, and not some weird dream. meaning he owes you an apology.

— finally catching sight of you, he makes his way over to you. tucking a blanket over hyuka’s sprawled body, you turn around to face him.

— “i want to apologize for the way i acted, so i’m deeply sorry. thank you for doing this for me, even though i clearly messed up.” he looked like a beat up puppy with his head bowed down, not even looking you in the eye.

— “jagiya, i’m more upset by the fact that you felt insecure and didn’t tell me about it, because obviously you were feeling this way for a while…” hugging him, soobin has always been grateful for you, but at that moment, he realized just how lucky he is.

— “you’re welcome, hyung! i’ll accept my payment through cash or credit.” beomgyu comes in time to ruin the moment. soobin is confused, to say the least “payment for what?” “for setting you two up, of course! it was all apart of my plan to get you jealous so you can confess to to y/n-ah!”

— well, safe to say that beomgyu didn’t get the ending he was hoping for, but taehyun definitely did, read: an earful from you both about respecting people’s boundaries and privacy.

— soobin loves you, he just cannot help getting jealous over misunderstandings. though, one thing’s for sure, he’ll communicate more with you about his feelings, and be more wary of beomgyu.

— “so, mark your words, huh?” that was beomgyu’s last straw, rip.

author’s note : it’s been a hot minute since i have written so sorry for taking a long time (writer’s block) and i hope this satisfies you <33 also yes dwdw you’re doing it right🥰🥰 also sorry this isn’t much of headcanon style, i just got carried away and made it a whole scenario😟👎🏼 i’ll be more careful next time <33

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

SUSSS’ HAIKYU!! MASTERLIST

LONG FICS

None yet :(

DRABBLES / SHORT HEADCANONS

Atsumu’s Dialect

Osamu’s Coworker

Suna’s Laziness

Kita’s Gratitude

Sakusa’s Hair

Sakusa’s Sibling

Oikawa’s Shows

Tsukishima’s Playlists

Lev’s Growth

HEADCANONS

All the Haikyu!! Captains and Their Types (Not Canon!)

All the Haikyu!! Characters as Hot Mundane Things They Would Do

Reaction To You Thirsting Over Your Idol (Suna, Sakusa, Oikawa)

“I Have a Boyfriend, He Goes to a Different School.” with Inarizaki, Seijoh, and Shiratorizawa

Things Atsumu Would Do With an Arab S/O

Suna With a S/O That Wears Glasses

Tendou, Bokuto, and Yaku Going to a Haunted House With Their S/O

Kuroo as Your Brother

“He’s a 10… But” Haikyu!! Edition [New]

INCORRECT QUOTES

Passing the Phone Tiktok Trend with Inarizaki Second Years (0.73k words)

Part 1 (0.47k words)

Part 2 (1.07k words)

Part 3 (1.16k words)

Part 4 (1.31k words)

Part 5 (1.03k words)

Part 6 (0.84k words)

Part 7 (0.39k words)

Part 8 (0.83k words)

Part 9 (0.66k words)

Part 10 (1.26k words)

SMAU’S

Everyday Boyfriend Texts with Sakusa

Everyday Boyfriend Texts with Goshiki

Everyday Boyfriend Texts with Shirabu

Everyday Boyfriend Texts with Tendou

Everyday Boyfriend Texts With Osamu

Everyday “Best Friend” Texts with Atsumu

Everyday Boyfriend Texts with Suna

Everyday Texts with Suna’s Sister

Everyday Boyfriend Texts with Matsukawa

Everyday Siblings Text with Various (Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Akaashi, Sakusa, Suna, and Tsukishima)

Instagram Likes Tiktok Trend with Various (Kuroo, Suna, Ushijima, Shirabu, and Iwaizumi)

“Accidental” Confessions Reversed With Various (Suna, Shirabu, Nishinoya, Lev, Bokuto, and Koganegawa)

Inarizaki Idventures Masterlist (Inarizaki x manager! reader) PLATONIC (On hiatus series!)

To the Moon and Back Masterlist (Shirabu x reader) ROMANTIC (Coming soon series!)

EVENTS

Lia Anon Matchup

Pacificamott Matchup

P0m3gran1te Matchup

Luvbug Anon Matchup

Akaashigiri Matchup

Timmyscoffee Matchup

Barbatoses Matchup

Jellxnew Matchup

🤍 Anon Matchup

Mxtcha-Tea Matchup

♥️ Anon Matchup

Sammy Anon Matchup

Misa Anon Matchup

Sushijimawakatoshi Matchup

Yeongi Anon Matchup

Susss (Me) Matchup

Author’s Note : I didn’t want to make a masterlist yet since I still didn’t publish enough work but it would make my page more organized and easier for people to maneuver around so yeah😥😥‼️

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

INARIZAKI IDVENTURES : Masterlist

Synopsis : This series will follow you throughout your ‘idventures’ of being Inarizaki’s manager

Genre : Sad attempt at comedy , possible romance

Pairing(s) : Inarizaki x manager!reader

Word Count : 0.26k

Warning(s) : She/her pronouns used , slight swearing

General Masterlist Link : Here

“I’ll be your team’s assigned manager from now on!”, the first year, [Surname] [Name], stated, getting more anxious by the second due to the stares of Inarizaki High’s tongue-tied volleyball members.

The high school gym was so quiet, a pin would be heard if it were to be dropped. The reasoning behind as to why they were at a state of shock was no other than: They’ve never had a manager before.

An eligible one, that is. Most students would just try and sign up to be the team manager just to grow closer to their heartthrob of a captain, Takamoto Madoka.

The applicants have to pass a few simple requirements before being recruited. So, it was not everyday they found someone qualified enough for the role to actually show up to practice.

Their team captain, Takamoto Madoka, quickly stepped forward, nodding in acknowledgement, slightly easing her nerves, “Welcome to the team, we’re glad to have you here!”, the third year welcomed his kouhai with his usual playful demeanor.

She bowed to show her gratitude and sat by the bench to discuss a few concerns with the coach. But why would she become a team manager, let alone a volleyball one at that?

She didn’t know the answer to that yet and settled on calling it ‘fate’. As long as she wasn’t holding her new team back, then she thought there shouldn’t be an issue. Well, at least that was the case before [Name] fell down this deep rabbit hole of the world of volleyball, that was when she truly fell in love.

A year later;—

Introduction;—

Chapter 1;— Suttel

Chapter 2;— Feeling : Betrayed

Chapter 3 ... (Under Construction)

Chapter 4 ... (Under Construction)

Chapter 5 ... (Under Construction)

Author’s Note : AHHH I FINALLY GOT INSPIRATION SJSNSJDJS I hope you all like this SMAU series. Oh also the misspelling is intentional😭😭

Taglist : @keiarma @sugakuns @akaashigiri @youtuboo @mxtcha-tea @afire24 @kac-chowsballs @akaashiwife @lovinnoya @loveprisms @ipurpleyouarmyuniverse @navymacaroons @s-queenalex @cocteaufaery @saltylettuce @itssaturdaytoday

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

REACTION TO YOU THIRSTING OVER YOUR IDOL

Masterlist Link : Here

SUNA -> Suna honestly doesn’t mind you being a k-pop stan; he probably is one too, but when you start thirsting over those idols... yeah, he has a thing or two to say about that. He’ll secretly make everything a competition and make unnecessary comments like “Can Taehyung do this?” then spike a ball just for it to deflect and be aimed towards your head. Whenever you show him and picture, edit, performance, or just anything related to your bias, he’ll mutter “Ugly.” just loud enough for you to hear. He’ll still get you your bias’ photo cards and posters of them; he loves you and whatever makes you happy, will also make him happy, even if it’s another person. In all seriousness, he knows that you love him more than ‘Tea-old’ or whatever his name is — hopefully — and won’t get too jealous, he only does these things out of a place of love.

SAKUSA -> Sakusa looks like a k-pop idol himself, so if your bias somewhat mirrors him or his personality, he’ll secretly be flattered but won’t ever say it aloud. But, if your crush is his polar opposite or isn’t someone that resembles him in the slightest, that’s when his envying makes an appearance. “Ah, my heart. Look at Hyunjin’s wardrobe in God’s Menu! And his ‘Ne sonnim!’ I love him.” After hearing you go crazy about Hyunjin’s ‘Ne sonnim’ he’ll start practicing on how to say it whenever he’s alone, just suddenly saluting and being like “Ne sonnim!” whilst brushing his teeth... if you ever heard him, no you didn’t. He’ll get you Hyunjin’s photo cards and merch, even if he’s not so happy about it. And, if you ask nice enough, he might allow you to style his hair like Hyunjin’s. He might be bitter, but still knows you love him a lot and Sakusa is the one who’s lucky enough to be with you, so he doesn’t feel the need to worry about your liking towards Hyunjin.

OIKAWA -> Oikawa runs an IU fan page and I stand by that, he is in love with her so he knows what it’s like to fan girl over a k-pop idol, yet he still cannot mask his possessiveness. He always tries to one-up your comments regarding your bias, “The love of my life, world-wide handsome, Jin!” He’ll give you the stinkiest of stink eyes and be like “IU, my lovely wife!” “Oh, amazing taste! She’s real hot yet very cute.” “You’re supposed to be jealous!” “Why? She’s actually adorable...” “Ugh!” To spare his ego, pretend to be jealous, please. And, unlike everyone else here, he’ll actually get you photo cards and posters of every other member except for Jin, he’s petty like that. But, once you get him IU albums, that’s when he’ll reluctantly get you some Jin merchandise as well. He knows you aren’t actually serious about Jin being the love of your life, he just loves being dramatic and petty. Though, he does actually get jealous when you start going on and on about Jin’s cuteness and will ask you to compliment him as well.

Author’s Note : I love all of these artists, especially Hyunjin, I can’t... THEY’RE ALL AMAZINGGG🤕🤕🤕

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

“Incorrect Quotes with Haikyuu Boys„

Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 , Part 8 , Part 9 , Part 10

Synopsis : Different Quotes From Brooklyn-Nine-Nine as Haikyuu Characters

Genre : Comedy

Pairing(s) : Goshiki x reader , Atsumu x reader , Tsukishima x reader , Lev x reader

Word Count : 1.07k

Warning(s) : She/her pronouns used , slight violence , slight timeskip spoiler

Masterlist Link : Here

*Shiratorizawa manager in this*

[Name] : Mm. All right. Haha, C’est la vie (“It’s life.” in French). Let me grab your student ID numbers ‘cause I will be filing an official student complaint with Coach Washijou.

[Name] , Semi , Shirabu : *All laugh the joke off waveringly whilst Semi and Shirabu side glancing each other*.

Coach Washijou : Why did a just receive a student complaint about ya two?

Shirabu : I can answer this. Because our manager is a goblin.

*Shiratorizawa manager in this*

Coach Washijou : Ye’ll stay after school hours at the gym for extra practice today.

Goshiki : Darn it. I had a belly dancing class today! Today is Egyptian undulation.

[Name] : Ooh!~ Show us some moves!

Goshiki : Sure! *Tries to get on top of the bench*.

Coach Washijou : Dismissed!

Kyoutani : It’s my birthday. I hate birthdays. If you wish me a happy birthday, I will punch you.

Oikawa : You’re a funny little bird, Mad Dog-Chan. Happy birthday!

*Gets punched in the guts*

*Inarizaki manager in this*

[Name] : *Holds up two pictures* Here are two pictures. One is your gym locker and the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Atsumu : *Points to the right one*, That one is the dump?

[Name] : They’re both your locker!

Atsumu : Gah! A should’ve guessed that, that’s good!

*Inarizaki manager in this*

Part 1/3

Atsumu : A can see that yer upset, but let’s just sit down and talk about it.

[Name] : Done talking! *Throws boxing gloves*, Time to dance.

Atsumu : Fine. But a should warn ya. A took three years of tap.

*Inarizaki manager in this*

Part 2/3

Atsumu : Again, [Name], it’s so good to see ya. Just outta curiosity, how did ye find out about this?

[Name] : I’m the club manager at Inarizaki High... Kita-San told me. I know you’re trying to set me up with some guy in class 7 as a joke!

Atsumu : What? That’s crazy! ‘Samu, come in ‘ere and stand in front of ma body and tell ‘er that’s crazy!

*Atsumu gets punched by the manager*

Atsumu : Ow! My lucky face!

[Name] : You gonna talk to me now?

Atsumu : Sure. If ya could be any vacation—

*Gets punched again*

Atsumu : Ow!

*Inarizaki manager in this*

Part 3/3

Atsumu : So we good?

[Name] : We good. And for the record... If I can be any kind of vacation... I’d be lake trip.

Atsumu : Classic!

*Karasuno manager in this*

Nishinoya : Come on. You’re not even moving. Let’s go.

Asahi : Get your hands off me! I’ve heard about this in the news! You’re cyber-bullying me!

Nishinoya : Shh!

Asahi : I’m getting [Name]! Get the hell away from me!

Nishinoya : No, you’re very misinformed. Please don’t get [Name]—

*Slight timeskip spoiler*

*Karsuno manager in this*

[Name] : Here’s the plan: We’re gonna go to nationals, you’re gonna enjoy and fall in love with volleyball, you’re gonna want to pursue being a volleyball player as a career. And that’s a [Surname] guarantee.

Tsukishima : Your last [Surname] guarantee you made was that you could dunk a basketball.

*Flashback*

[Name] : *In a ladder with a basketball in hand*, I never said I couldn’t use a ladder. [Surname] guarantee achieved! *Tries dunking the basketball but falls off the ladder and misses the shot*.

*Nekoma manager in this*

Part 1/3

Kuroo : Now, I have been taking notes on points of friction in this gym for three years. *Pulls out a poster that is highly detailed with work flow strategies for Nekoma*, The red areas are places where no work gets done. If we can fix these problems without anyone knowing what we’re doing, we will make progress.

Coach Nekomata : Are you saying you want to secretly perform scientific experiments on your friends and colleagues to increase efficiency?

Kuroo : Yes.

Coach Nekomata : Sounds fun, let’s do it.

*Nekoma manager in this*

Part 2/3

Coach Nekomata : Tell me about the Haiba-[Surname] reaction...

Kuroo : Lev gets cold a lot because of what he calls his—

*Flashback*

Lev : Medically diagnosed thin skin.

*Flashback over*

Kuroo : So he goes to the lost and found, and he grabs something that’s usually unflattering... That’s when [Name] usually gets involved.

*Flashback*

*Lev walking past [Name] wearing an oddly knitted sweater*

[Name] : *Condescending laughter* Sweet sweater, Lev! You look like you’re starting in an Albanian remake of The Cosby Show.

Lev : ...

[Name] : Dr. Huxtable! Dr. Huxtable!

*Flashback over*

Kuroo : [Name] is completely useless when Lev is wearing lost and found clothes.

Coach Nekomata : Well, I can’t really blame her on this one. Maybe we should just uh... empty lost and found.

Kuroo : Already done, sir.

*Lev walking past them in a white cowboy fringed jacket*

Kuroo : Don’t worry! I had a backup plan. I distracted [Name] with a mirror. She’s like a cockatiel, sir— Fascinated by her own reflection...

*[Name] staring at her reflection*

[Name] : Muah! Hello, sexy!~ How are you?

Lev : *Not glancing up* Right back at ya!

Coach Nekomata : Well done...

*Nekoma manager in this*

Part 3/3

Kuroo : Sir, I’m begging you, please, we have to stop!

Coach Nekomata : The problem is, we didn’t take Yaku into accounts. In our next trial—

*[Name] clears her throat whilst dramatically turning around on the office chair*

[Name] : Hello, boys. Welcome to your own office!~ I hear you’re trying to make the precinct most efficient.

Kuroo : [Name], what are you doing in the coach’s chair?

[Name] : I’ve narrowed the problem down to one location: The Coach-Kuroo vortex. Things would go a lot faster if the two of you did less experimenting and more working... And I’m not the only one who thinks that.

*Double clapping and the whole Nekoma team enters the office*.

Coach Nekomata : Well, I suppose it’s possible we may have been a tad enthusiastic in our pursuit of efficiency—

Kuroo : Really? A tad, Icarus?

Coach Nekomata : Fine, message received. Kuroo and I will get right to work.

[Name] : *Still in Coach’s chair*, Great, that will be all. Thank you.

Coach Nekomata : Get the hell out of my chair.

[Name] : Yeah, All right, I pushed it a little bit on that one. Okay~ Bye!

Kuroo : Today we face the worst Tokyo has to offer— Fukurodani Academy.

*Kuroo and Bokuto walking in slow motion towards each*

Kuroo : Fukurodani captain, Bokuto, we meet again.

Bokuto : Nekoma captain, Kuroo, your fly’s down— I made you look!

Kuroo : I didn’t look. And I’m wearing shorts, so there is no fly.

Bokuto : That’s not what your mom said.

Kuroo : You make no sense.

Bokuto : And now I’m inside your head.

{Pretend this is a divider pls}

Author’s Note : GAHHAHSA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 90 NOTES, I can make this a series if you’d like, they’re really fun to make and think of as characters and I just have to write them down as soon as I see them LMAOO

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

“Incorrect Quotes with Haikyuu Boys„

Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 , Part 8 , Part 9 , Part 10

Synopsis : Different Quotes From Brooklyn-Nine-Nine as Haikyu!! Characters

Genre : Comedy , romance , comfort (??)

Pairing(s) : Goshiki x reader , Shirabu x reader , Aged up!Oikawa x reader

Word Count : 1.26k

Warning(s) : She/her pronouns used , mention of suicide , drowning , pain signs (??)

Masterlist Link : Here

Goshiki : You’re going to ace this test!

[Name] : You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Goshiki : I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

[Name] : That was big. I was really proud of you.

Yamamoto : She doesn’t like me.

[Name] : So she doesn’t like you. It happens. I mean, not to me, but not everyone has my combination of elegance and charm and grace and poise, and then just gif-ability. Some would say “jif,” but then again some people would also say “ant” instead of aunt.

*On the phone with Shirabu*

Shirabu : *Groaning*, This is the last thing I need!

[Name] : Okay, so sorry about all of this, I didn’t mean to cause you trouble!

Shirabu : ...

[Name] : Oh, also one more thing. I love you.

Shirabu : *Unimpressed silence*, ... I love you too, [Name].

Part 1/2

Kita : We have ta reduce energy usage by 15%. That means no more laminatin’, Aran.

Aran : Oh, that’s fine. It’s not the thing that gives me the most pleasure in life. Interactin’ with others... that’s what gets me going.

Kita : Atsumu, Osamu, lose the chocolate fountain.

Atsumu : What are we supposed ta dip our strawberries in? Our nacho cheese fountain? That’s crazy. Unless...

*Osamu grabs a strawberry and dunks it in the cheese fountain*

Osamu : *Eating the strawberry* ... Kita, ya beautiful bastard.

Kita : Get rid of ‘em. And [Name], ya can’t run that space heater 24/7 anymore.

[Name] : Space heater? Excuse me, this is a Fornax Radiant Comfort System, and her name is Jacinta.

Kita : Okay, well Jacinta has ta go.

[Name], to the space heater : He doesn’t mean that, darling.

Kita : Seriously, turn off the space heater.

[Name] : No.

Kita : Do it, now. It’s an order.

[Name] : Yeah, well, you don’t wanna start a battle of the wills with [Surname] [Name] because you will emerge from that battle a broken man. Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher’s suicide note.

Kita : Oh, ma god.

Part 2/2

Kita : Thanks for hand-laminatin’, Aran.

Aran : Of course, if ya ask me, savin’ energy is trendin’.

Kita : [Name], did ya shut off yer space heater yet?

[Name] : Space heater?... Doesn’t ring a bell.

Kita : Jacinta...

[Name] : Oh, no. She’s still going strong.

Kita : A will take that thing away from ya by force, if necessary.

*Manager stands up, revealing 1850’s dress*

[Name] : Well, come and get it!

Kita : Seriously? The heater’s underneath yer skirt?

[Name] : Maybe. You can’t prove that.

Kita : Yeah, a can. There’s a cord runnin’ under it, and I think ya may be on fire.

*Smoke starts coming from underneath the dress*

[Name] : Mhmm... so?

Kita : What do ya mean “so”?!

[Name] : I’m not giving Jacinta up.

Kita : Ya are on fire, [Name]. Ya don’t have the upper hand in this situation.

[Name] : I always have the upper hand.

Kita : Not when there’s flames shootin’ outta yer butt!

[Name] : Especially when there’s flames shootin’ outta ma butt!

*Manager and Kita staring each other down whilst the smoke detector starts going off*

Kita : Damn it! *Grabs fire extinguisher and puts the fire out from the skirt*. How the hell did a lose to that one?

Part 1/5

*The Inarizaki VBC getting shut down soon*

[Name] : Rin, you seem pretty happy. Did you not like volleyball?

Suna : I do, I just am devoting my energy to a new project, Sunazon. It’s a one-stop online portal for my legions of followers. Speaking of whom, *Starts filming on phone*, what’s up, Rin-Hive? It’s your boy, Rin. I’m bored at practice, so I’m gonna prank all my teammates.

[Name] : ... That sounds like a bad idea for an already crappy day.

Suna : Fine, man. I won’t do it. *Walks away*, I will do it, so you can count this as my first prank I guess, unofficially.

Part 2/5

Suna : Hey, Aran, want a cup of coffee? They made an extra one on accident.

Aran : Oh, sure. Thank you, *Drinks the cup and immediately spits it out*. Oh, ma god. What is that?!

Suna : Cement! You just drank cement! Guys, check back in to see if he dies. Ugh! *Choking and gestures death hand signals, stopping the video afterwards*. You’re not really gonna die, probably, okay? Just a little honey for the Rin-Hive.

Part 3/5

[Name] : Whoo! We can save the club, this is amazing news! *Drinks out of cup and spits it out*.

Suna : *Filming the whole thing*, ah, you just drank cement~ You just drank cement~

Part 4/5

Suna : Oh, Gin, you look so sad. You know what would cheer you up? A nice bowl of miso soup.

Ginjima : No thanks, Suna. I’m not in the mood.

Osamu : So, Suna, is the soup up for grabs?

Suna : ‘Samu, no. My followers are sick of watching you eat cement.

Part 5/5

Coach Kurosu : We’d like ta thank Suna. Apparently, the community came to our aid. There was a swell of online support orchestrated by an organization called “Suna-Zone.”

Suna : *Poping from behind a counter*, I think you mean Sunazon. I was behind the counter the whole time. Another great Suna Rintaro entrance.

Atsumu : That’s amazin’! What did ya do?!

Suna : I was live streaming whilst all of you were talking about the club. I guess people were moved. They were like, “What can we do to help?” And I said, “Call the school principal.”

[Name] : The Rin-Hive is real!

Atsumu : A can’t believe ya did it. Suna, yer a legend! Ta Inarizaki Volleyball Club!

Inarizaki VBC : Ta Inarizaki Volleyball Club! *All drink juice, then they groan*.

Kita : What is in this?

Suna : *Filming*, You all just drank cement!

[Name] : Guys, guys, guys, check it out. Tendou fell asleep in the supply room, so I put his hand in a bowl of warm water.

Shirabu : Come on. That’s the stupidest prank ever.

[Name] : Uh, no. It’s the smartest; it involves biology. I bet it worked all ready. Let’s go check!

*At the supply room*

[Name] : Tendou, no!

Goshiki : He’s drowning, he’s drowning!

Semi : Save him, man!

*Reon grabs Tendou’s shoulders and forces them to sit up straight*

Tendou : *Gasping air desperately*.

Shirabu : I take it back, [Name]. Great prank.

Coach Nekomata : Please don’t do anything to jeopardize this. Understood?

Nekoma VBC : *Murmurs of acknowledgment*.

Coach Nekomata : Dismissed, *Leaves the room*.

Lev : That’s a big ‘ole bummer!

[Name] : All right, everybody, just relax. We’re still going to have a great time. If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to sneak out to a party without your parents finding out. I used to do it all the time!

Nekoma VBC : *Unimpressed silence*.

[Name] : Well, I did it a few times.

Yaku : Mhmm...

[Name] : Once to go to a Magic : the Gathering tournament. I got stuck in the window like Winnie the Pooh. There, okay? Now you know everything.

Kuroo : Continue.

[Name] : My mom had to pull me back in by my ponytail... All right, let’s party!

*Aged up*

Oikawa : Check whatever this is out! It’s called The Wasp. It’s for dispersing crowds of young people. It emits a sound that you can only hear if you are 25 or younger. *Turns the device on*.

Takeru : *High pitched screaming in agony*.

*[Name] and Oikawa looking at each other confused, following in Takeru’s screams*

Oikawa : I also hate the sound— that I definitely hear!

[Name] : Me too! It’s so high pitched or low pitched. Oh, that was bogus to the extreme.

Oikawa : So bogus and not tubular. My ears are ringing from the pain of being young.

[Name] : Ugh, so not gnarly.

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

“Incorrect Quotes with Haikyuu Boys„

Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 , Part 8 , Part 9 , Part 10

Synopsis : Different Quotes From Brooklyn-Nine-Nine as Haikyuu Characters

Genre : Comedy

Pairing(s) : Atsumu x reader , Nishinoya x reader , Shirabu x reader , Oikawa x reader

Word Count : 1.03k

Warning(s) : She/her pronouns used , slight violence , suicide mentioned once , eating disorder undertones

Masterlist Link : Here

*Inarizaki manager in this*

Ginjima : Dance with me, Tsum-tsum.

*Whatta Man by Salt ’N’ Pepa’s starts playing*

Atsumu : Ha! No, and a will never dance to that song.

[Name] : Way to go, Tsum-tsum, *Throws a bunch of colorful thumbtacks*.

Ginjima : Whoa!

Atsumu : Are those thumbtacks? What the hell, [Name]?

[Name] : I thought they’d make good confetti.

*Nekoma manager in this*

[Name] : We’re supposed to die together— me in a big explosion, and you committing suicide at my funeral out of respect!

Lev : I know!

*Karasuno manager in this*

[Name] : *Peacefully doing manager duties*.

Nishinoya : *Startling her*, Hands up, [Name].

[Name] : *Quickly put him in a headlock*.

Nishinoya : Hey— no, no, no— It’s Noya! Your boyfriend!

[Name] : Aww, boyfriend.

Nishinoya : *Still in a headlock*, Yeah. Can you release me now?

[Name] : Oh, right! Yeah!

*Shiratorizawa manager in this*

[Name] : That is so cartoony, thumbs down.

Shirabu : What does that even mean?

[Name] : The human languages cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

Shirabu : Oh, god.

*Inarizaki manager in this*

Atsumu : Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry.” on the count of three. One, two, three.

[Name] : *Unimpressed silence*, ...

Atsumu : See? Now, I’m just disappointed in both of us.

*Shiratorizawa manager in this*

Shirabu : Coach asked us to stay after school for extra practice. I had plans tonight!

Reon : It’s okay, you can reschedule your plans.

[Name] : Mhmm, or you could just lie to coach. That’s my policy for everything and it always works.

Shirabu : I’m not gonna lie. I’ll just tell the coach that I have important plans, and he’ll understand.

[Name] : Mm-kay! But, if you do lie! You can’t go wrong with dental emergency. Or death of a triplet. Now that one you can use twice! Haha, smart!

*Later that morning*

Shirabu : My apologies, but I don’t think I’m gonna be able to be at practice today.

Coach Washijou : Why is that?

Shirabu : ... Dental emergency. I’m getting my wisdom teeth pulled.

*Shiratorizawa manager in this*

*Semi, Shirabu, and manager try dieting together*

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Goshiki : *Accidentally bumping into manager and making her drop her food*. I’ll get that for you, [Name]-San! *Misplacing his feet and stepping on the food*, Oops!

[Name] : *Screech*.

Goshiki : Butter feet— sorry about that!

[Name] : Sorry? You bumbling son of a bitch! You just ruined my life! I hope you get hit by a truck and a dog takes a dump on your face!

Semi : Nothing to see here— just a little hypoglycemic rage. Move along!

[Name] : I’m so sorry, Goshiki! That’s not me, I’m never like this!

Goshiki : It’s okay! It was my fault, I shouldn’t have bumped your cashew.

[Name] : Cashew? It was almond, you idiot!

Semi : Shirabu, get your girlfriend.

*Shirabu stepping in and dragging her out*

[Name] : I hope you drown in a tub! I hope you have aneurysm after aneurysm after aneurysm!

Part 2/4

Semi : Where is she?

Shirabu : She went outside like, 20 minutes ago.

*Both of them leave the school gym and follow a trail of burger wrappers they see on the ground*

Semi : [Name], where are you? It’s cantaloupe time!

[Name] : *Chewing two burgers at a time*.

Semi : [Name]! Stop! It’s not too late.

[Name] : I failed, Semi-San! This is my second burger!

Shirabu : ...

[Name] : Okay, I lied! This is my fifth!

Semi : You both betrayed me!

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[Name] : Please eat, Semi-San. You look weak.

Semi : I’m fine! I’m stronger than ever! Watch this, *Heads to a car and desperately attempts to lift it*.

Shirabu : Semi-San, what are you doing?

[Name] : No, no, no, no, no... No!

Semi : See? I’m fine! *Stomach gurgling sounds*.

Shirabu : What is happening?

Semi : Just a tummy gurgle, diet messed up my system... Oh no... *Farting sounds*, Go back inside! *Groaning*.

[Name] : Are you talking to us, or the fart?

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*Semi sulking whilst sitting on the bench*

[Name] : *Milkshake in hand*, Why the long fart? Oh, I meant ‘face’. Why the long face?

Semi : Keep walking, [Surname].

[Name] : Okay, but this is really good, *Shaking milkshake*.

Shirabu : *Nodding whilst eating his chips*.

[Name] : Listen. Shh. Shh. Listen. *Loud slurping sounds*.

Semi : That’s it! I give up!

Shirabu : Why do you care so much about this diet? You’re in perfect shape.

[Name] : Mhmm, amen!~

*Aoba Johsai manager in this*

Part 1/4

Coach Irihata : The good news is, if you go and apologize right now, he’ll let the whole thing go.

[Name] : Fine, I’m great at apologizing. I’m a very sweet person. *Walks out the room and pushes Kindaichi out of the way*.

Kindaichi : Ohh!

[Name] : Out of my way, dork.

Part 2/4

Coach Irihata : How is your apology to Oikawa going?

[Name] : I’ve been working on a letter to send to him

Coach Irihata : Yes... I saw a draft of it on the bench.

[Name] : What did you think?

Coach Irihata : It was so horrifying, I had to destroy the whole pad.

Part 3/4

[Name] : Oikawa, I came here to say I’m sorry.

Oikawa : Oh, good! Go ahead.

[Name] : No, that was it. I did it, I said “I’m sorry.” Hey I said it again. Now I got one in the bank, so I can do whatever I want to you.

Oikawa : What are you even sorry for?

[Name] : Come on, man. I said the words. I paused afterwards. I even averted my gaze to make you feel like the alpha.

Oikawa : Yeah, but you didn’t mean it! I’d like you to apologize like you mean it.

[Name] : Fine. I’m sorry you screwed up my entire day. I’m sorry you’re a terrible volleyball player. I’m sorry for your goat face, rodent brain, and your weird goose body. I meant all of that.

Part 4/4

[Name] : Hey, Oikawa. I’m sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody... And also for making fun of you behind your back.

Oikawa : Didn’t know you did that, but thank you for the apology, [Name]-Chan!

[Name] : I’m not done. Also, sorry for making fun of you during my book club. Those people don’t even know you. That was uncool.

Author’s Note : I think it’s very obvious that I was in a mood to write for Shirabu JANDKDJXEN, I just love him Sm and he’s so underrated— OH AND THANK YOU FOR 20 FOLLOWERS, THIS MEANS SMEJDENDN ILYYY