#svex transcript

[thedangelos]

perfect match | dex & sven (spy au [au])

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some mood music for the scarily efficient, united front, force of nature that is svex [ x ]

The peaceful life they have chosen in the mountains suits them. One day Sven is on the deck fixing one of its loose boards while Dex is washing their durable and discreet pick up truck when a faint humming catches Dex's attention and makes him stop. He freezes in place, listening for a moment until the hum begins to resemble a roar and in the winding roads in the distance he sees government grade vehicles speeding towards the home they've managed to keep a secret all this time.

"Hey," he calls out to Sven, but the man is hammering so he doesn't hear. "Sven," he tries again, "Schatzi." And this time when Sven looks up, Dex signs to him clearly and urgently black alert.

And right away Sven abandons the hammer by his feet and swiftly, silently moves to a seemingly harmless porch table on the other side of the deck. But he reaches under it to draw two hand guns, one he tucks against his hip for now. He loads the one in his hands as he slinks towards Dex, who is now using the car for cover to peer around and observe their pursuers. Sven switches and loads the other as he comes up beside his partner and hands it to Dex.

They have several contingency plans ready in case this ever happened. Now, it's just a matter of discussing and settling on which course of action to take in the next seconds. Whoever's coming for them won't stand a fucking chance.

Point in case, their property is rigged with a wide array of baited traps which will buy them time, no doubt. They have an arsenal of code names for the game plans they could carry out to defend themselves and they confer on them in under a minute:

"Snow leopard?" "We don't have enough time. Manhattan?" "As a last resort. We can't risk drawing that kind of attention to avert attention. Tungsten?” "Maybe. Iron gate?" "Yes. Perfect."

And just like that they're in agreement of which plan of action to take and Sven takes off towards the left side of the house, heading for the back. Dex peaks over the car to register one more time how far the danger is, focused entirely on the mission even if they left that life behind. There are no goodbye kisses between them, not even a longing glance exchanged because they would succeed in this and see each other again, no questions about it.

The course they choose to take is silent but deadly. They shelter up in different parts of the house, armed to the teeth, not to mention their house is their own terrain. They know it and rigged it to their own liking long ago. And while Dex and Sven are unparalleled marksmen, their biggest assets are their intelligence and strength. The intruders to their home don’t even have a clue as to what's coming to them as they walk through the quiet house, searching for the ex-spies in question before they're suddenly and with deadly force swept off their feet, to the ground. Gunshots are the last resort; they're loud, they give away position too quickly and no matter how confident, Sven and Dex are only two men.

It all really comes to a head in the large, open space living room, where fists, feet, weaponry and various home decor fly faster than most people could register. The moment Dex's handgun is knocked out of his hand by a carefully aimed steel tipped boot, Sven is giving his own a precise toss in Dex's direction, just in time for Dex to catch, fire and save his own life. They don't need words at this point in their carefully crafted partnership, Dex simply knows to duck when he sees Sven reaching for a man's wrist and shoulder in one pull, knowing that man is about to go soaring across the room.

When all is said and done they're standing in the living room, huffing, over a disaster and clean up won't be easy, not in the least because most of their belongings have been destroyed, but because there are some things- people they'll have to dispose of soon.

They allow themselves a few more moments to rest before Dex begins moving towards a body, telling Sven to grab the ankles. There are still no kisses. They have work to do and Dex knows the hard part is over; they'll have plenty of time to be together now.

Still, as they get to it, Sven isn't spared a groan of, "Don't think we're not going to talk about how you threw a 200 pound secret service goon into our coffee table. It took me months to make that, Sven."

"I'll find a way to make up for it."

"You'd better."

[sadserotonin]

give me ur TOP 5 Svex moments (any verse)

FIRST OF ALL I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME

1. Spy Dex holding Sven through his panic attack, bringing him home and their whole fight conversation ending in deciding they’ll date HAS to take the #1 spot by principle alone right? Like this was the grandest of surprises to ever strike us, the fact that they weren’t just fuck buddies and wanted to be together? The fact that Dex was singularly the only person who could bring Sven out of his meltdowns when no one had even been able to be near him before? I READ THIS TRANSCRIPT ALL THE TIME, THIS HAD TO BE FIRST EVEN THOUGH...

2. KINGDOM AU PRINCE SVEN STRAIGHT MURDERING HIS PARENTS SO HE AS THE KING COULD COMMAND THE WAR AGAINST KING DEX’S PEOPLE TO STOP SO THAT HIS LOVE WOULDN’T BE KILLED ON THE BATTLEFIELD???? I DARE SAY I HAVE N E V E R BEEN SO SHOOK IN MY LIFE AS SEEING SVEN PULL THE TRIGGER ON THAT ONE OH MY GOD I COUL’VE DIED. It was written so beautifully, Sven was so sure and while I’m here I might as well just adjoin this with Sven deciding he’s leaving his kingdom GOD NO I HAVE TO PUT THAT IN ITS OWN SPACE THAT WAS TOO GOOD. SEE MORE UNDER.

3. King Sven having worked his entire life to have the throne but then once he has it he knows for sure he wants to leave to be with Dex in his kingdom and leave Callum and Emma to rule the Vogel’s land? LIKE I DIED WE SPENT SO MUCH TIME BEING THE SCARED KERMIT CAUSE WE DIDN’T THINK DEX AND SVEN COULD END UP TOGETHER BOTH BEING KINGS OF DIFFERENT NATIONS AND THEN SVEN SAID THIS AND I PASSED AWAY. LIKE I SIMPLY FLOATED INTO THE SUN AND DIED A HAPPY CRISPY BLAZE. THIS DECISION LED TO THEIR HAPPY ENDING IN K AU AND THEY’RE SO FUCKING HAPPY. WHAT LOOKED BLEAK BECAME ONE OF THE HAPPIEST ENDINGS WE HAVE AND I DIE FOR IT EACH TIME. Kingdom AU slaps so fucking hard we did so good with that one AND SVEN BEING SO ON POINT MIGHT CONTRIBUTE TO IT. 

4. Not the fireplace. God my face is already in my hands just thinking about the fireplace. WHY WASN’T THIS FIRST ON MY LIST?? The realization through an old drabble written months ago that Sven and Dex fall in love at their kids’ engagement party while having a quiet moment alone? captain holt bone voice IN CANON?!?!?! THIS MOMENT CHANGED US FOREVER CAROL. IT WAS FUCKING OVER FOR US AFTER THIS. AFTER DEX AND SVEN MEETING EYES LIKE THIS IN CANON WE WERE DONE. IT’S BEEN NONSTOP SPIRALING SINCE.

5. Dex and Sven getting together in canon. Over. And over. And over. AND WE HAVE NO CHILL SO IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN I WON’T BE SURPRISED. Them getting together after pining for each other with the gravity of a thousand suns always gets me because it’s so unequivocal. They have no doubts, they want to be together, they’re soulmates. SO NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES WE HASH IT OUT ITS WONDERFUL AND MAKES MY STOMACH TURN WITH EMOTION AND THIS RECENT CATALYST BEING THE BOAT FEELS SO COMPLETE AND WHOLESOME AND I COULD JUST DIE FOR THEM FINALLY BEING ABLE TO BE TOGETHER THE WAY THEY’RE MEANT TO BE GOD.

IT’S THE WAY I ONLY TOUCHED ON 3 VERSES OUT OF LIKE 13 BEING GIVEN 5 MOMENTS LOOK AT HOW MUCH I RAMBLED IM LOSING MY MIND I COULD’VE EASILY JUST LISTED THE MOMENTS BUT HERE WE ARE CHRIST. YOU ASKED FOR THIS, YOU ASKED FOR ME XOXO