sqh is too much of an old man to be anyone’s boytoy
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How do you know about sqh? Did you read scum villain or one of its extras or did you hear about him from somewhere else? Also I'm glad you like him, he's such a fun character
Yep I’ve read it and yes he is. That is all the information I am willing to divulge.
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stands up on tiptoes like 👁👄👁👉👈
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svsss demons hospital au scrub choices. SHL is a figs girlie (girl you cannot wear outside figs to the OR, sorry) LBH is kind of a jaanuu guy but occasionally gets mandelas for the colors. MBJ is an exclusively inpatient proceduralist so he only ever wears the cheap hospital provided scrubs that his tits never fit into properly
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more hospital au svsss
in interventional radiology (or anything involving procedural x-rays) you need to wear a lead apron and thyroid guard.. there’s usually lots of spares but usually the regulars invest in their own. they are very heavy lol. but it does help keep you cozy in a freezing procedure room
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XJ nearly gets expelled from bai zhan peak in his second year for his truly astonishing lack of respect for authority (which in and of itself is impressive, nobody has ever gotten bureaucratically kicked off of bai zhan peak, although many have been physically) and is only saved by SQQ's quick thinking in ostentatiously offering to bring him into qing jing peak as a disciple ("If Bai Zhan has proven itself unequal to forging a fine sword from first-rate material, then it would be my pleasure to show them how it's done") and offending LQG's sense of pride. like LQG has never seen this kid but shidi thinks he's good enough to steal away? no THANK you that is HIS disciple.
SQQ on the inside is so big mad at his godson. like for REAL. YOU DID NOT LEARN THIS BEHAVIOR FROM ME.
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tgcf as a long rambling bedtime story shang qinghua tells xuejiao (because story time is one of the few times his little half-demon whelp will cuddle with him) intended to teach a spoiled ass ice prince the value of humility and goodness and dedication to the people. it backfires horrifically because XJ thinks that xie lian is extremely cringe and in true airplane fashion the epic bloodthirsty demon antagonist ends up being a supreme simp househusband. how does this keep happening to SQH
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hospital au SQH, in the nurse's break room: there's no shame in dropping out of med school, I couldn't even afford to apply. I mean, what, did you kill someone or something?
xie lian:
SQH: oh my godddddd. brooooo oh my god for real?????
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i LOVE feral atticwifing machine mobei jun but i do know as a fact in my heart that he's a lazy ass pillow princess. he is NOT going On The Hunt. his ass is in lingerie in his bed in his palace waiting for his pathetic husband to fuck him
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