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@toxycodone / @maniacpixiedreamboy been waiting to post this one for ya (based on this post of his)
summary - daisuke -desperate for some release after months of passionless jerking- begs to eat you out one night.
1 k words / 18+! mdni
Recently, the lock on medical had been snapped off. Thankfully, you knew the culprit to be Swansea after a belligerent search for painkillers. And unfortunately, you were responsible for watching over the numerous drugs each night.
Well, you claim it’s a misfortune but really you placed the burden upon yourself. Anya insisted that she would sit with you -- seemed borderline inconsolable at the idea of you being there alone. Then she told you where she hid the ship’s gun.
You weren’t sure why a nurse and her assistant had access to the gun when even Captain Curly didn’t, but you also weren’t getting paid enough to ask. Besides, you’ve never had a reason to use it so why concern yourself?
As if sensing all such serenity, the Tulpar bangs outside. Then Daisuke is clambering inside, hands on the doorframe and cheeks flush. His knees are pressed together, his whole body bent like some cheap hanger. Hair tousled, strands upright in odd angles -almost electric in nature. If not for the utter strangling silence behind him and his heavy breathing, you might’ve thought the rest of the ship was on fire.
“Dai… suke..?” you sit up groggily, scrubbing exhaustion from your eye, “The hell’s wrong with you? Do you know what time it is?”
“Do you?” he shoots, abandoning the argument a second later in favor of quietly humming, “I wanted to ask you…”
“Yeah?”
“Uhm, ugh… It was easier in my head… earlier…” he mumbles, hand drifting down toward his pelvis. He scrunches the crotch of his sleep pants, a lofty sigh escaping at the squeeze, “Can you- I’m just, you get it? You’ve gotta,” he clenches his eyes, seemingly shaking away the humiliation that very instant and looking at you with the biggest, wettest plead you’ve ever seen, “Can you please sit on my face while I jerk off please? Please?”
The pinched look on your face does not scream disgust, which only relieves him slightly -- he hadn’t really considered what he’d do if you reported his question to Captain Curly. Head too hot with want to forethink something as trivial as a sexual harassment lawsuit.
“Why…?” you lean back, hesitant though not appalled.
“I need to get off, like crazy,” he stumbles forward, slow enough for you to roughly shove him back if you want to, “All I got is an old mag, and it’s junk!” you can hear the delirium thrumming through him the longer you keep him waiting, “You’re so hot, I just wanna eat you out… You don’t even have to do anything, just ride my face! I’ll be good, I promise. We can stop whenever, too, I don’t need to finish,” he swallows harshly before whispering something you’re not totally sure you were meant to hear, “Just the memory could make me cum anyway.”
“Uhm…”
“I’ll give you some of my sweetener stash!”
“I don’t want that, Daisuke…”
“Then forget you heard it!” his dark eyes scramble over your body, “What else can I give you?”
Your own gaze flips over his shoulder, out the still open medical door and down the hall. Empty. Quiet. You snag him by the loose collar of his spare Pony Express shirt, sunshine fabric pillowing between your finger, wrangling him into the bay.
“Just be quiet,” you hiss, “The lock’s busted.”
Daisuke’s rosy lips drawl upward, loose and loopy and disbelieving, “You’re serious?”
“Aren’t you?”
He nods hastily, jumping back onto one of the care beds before flattening across it -- pleading silently up at you with wet puppy eyes while scrubbing sweaty palms down his thighs. Crinkling the soft material until it’s ricketing down his knees; watching hawklike as you slowly strip. Then you crawl atop of him, he clutches you by the hips and blows out a wildly uneven breath.
Barely able to find the strength to blink -lest he be cursed to cut the sight of your bare skin from his eyes- Daisuke only just scrounges the wherewithal to assist you into kneeling over his scorched face.
Exhaling between your thighs, Daisuke winds one hand around your thigh -blunt nails digging into the fat- while wrapping his cock with the other.
Craning his neck, he approaches eating you out the exact way you assumed he would: eagerly and without forethought. Absent of technique, but so full of hunger; his tongue parting and swirling wherever he pleases in that moment. As rhythmless as he is, he’s overtly sloppy -- wet clicks livening the silent room.
Billows of loose breath echoing. You sigh as he whimpers into you. Your weight jostling over his face as he bucks wildly into his tight fist -the resulting gasp only makes him thrust up harder.
“Ah, Daisuke,” pure instinct encourages you to reach down and wrangle his hair, keeping him still for you to grind down and fuck his face. Swirling your hips for that wet friction and Daisuke puts up no fight: only moaning louder into you. Vibrations making you shudder and weep again, “Ah- Daisuke!”
He croons beneath the praise, thumbing the soaking head of his cock while tongue-fucking you open. Desperately stretching his neck to nuzzle deeper into you with his own mewls leakier than a broken faucet. The messy sound of his clenched fist rapidly working his cock grows louder -- you glance over your shoulder to find him shiny with precum. Hand a mere blur over his thick erection. Ruby head peeking at you with every thrust until pearly ropes are painting his knuckles -- some more ambitious shots flying onto your back.
You’d somewhat expected him to slide back like some content, melty goop.
Daisuke surprises you when he smears cum over you whole before using it as lube to slide in, nearing knuckle deep. He moans in time with you as if he can feel it -or maybe just because feeling you clench around him is that good.
“God,” he whimpers beneath you, fingers curling inside you, “I could die down here…”
It might’ve been alarming, if he hadn’t said it so dreamily.
Maybe you’ll let him go down on you more often, if he’s always going to be so eager.
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All too soon, Mikey would grow up and spend more time with his friends but for now, he loved nothing better than Friday nights at the diner with his parents. #amnh #sweetnerd (at American Museum of Natural History)
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https://twitter.com/sweetenerdx/status/1431292569611390978?s=21
https://curiouscat.qa/Sweetnerd
If y’all are bored I know someone who’s taking asks at the moment Hehehehe.
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Pinguinmuffins, oder wie sie umbenannt wurden Linuxmuffins 😁 #bakery #muffins #pinguinmuffins #Linuxmuffins #linux #sweetnerd #wennderfreundbeimbackenunbewustinsperiert🤓
#muffins#wennderfreundbeimbackenunbewustinsperiert🤓#linuxmuffins#linux#sweetnerd#bakery#pinguinmuffins
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the higher up a fic is, the newer and more accurate it is to my current writing style (re: older = more cringe)
fics with obvious references to sex are not marked +18 because it feels redundant, but they are still meant for +18 audience. fics/blurbs that don’t specify smut in the title are marked +18 for clarity’s sake
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daisuke
-tulpar crew getting walked in on during sex (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew lingerie prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew receiving anal (+18!) general nsfw headcanons. gender ambiguous.
-tulpar crew porn prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons. what porn they prefer watching.
-how many rounds tulpar crew could go for (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew with an s/o good with kids general headcanons
-how tulpar crew manages with a possessive partner general headcanons
-gurgle. spit. rinse. do not repeat. do not repeat. trapped on the tulpar. surrounded by your life’s work, chemicals and blood stains. and then there’s sweet daisuke, who wants you so, so bad.
-sweetnerd (+18!) daisuke -desperate for some release after months of passionless jerking- begs to eat you out one night.
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curly
-plan A you go to pick up your boyfriend grant curly from his recent expedition! and boy things have changed since he left.
-tulpar crew getting walked in on during sex (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew lingerie prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew receiving anal (+18!) general nsfw headcanons. gender ambiguous.
-tulpar crew porn prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons. what porn they prefer watching.
-marital rapist curly (+18! dark content!) dead dove: do not eat. blurb of your husband curly asking you to 'just let him finish'.
-how many rounds tulpar crew could go for (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew with an s/o good with kids general headcanons
-how tulpar crew manages with a possessive partner general headcanons
-dirty 30... or 40 (+18!) it’s curly’s birthday! and a surprise guest (jimmy’s pretty ex) gives him a surprise present.
-twist in the gut (+18! dark content) Dead Dove: curly rapes a lesbian he's in love with.
-on hard times (+18! dark content) jimmy needs a place to stay, and what place is better than with his enabling best friend, curly, and curly’s hot step-daughter? nothing could go wrong!
-his obsessive gf general self-indulgent blurb
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jimmy
-tulpar crew getting walked in on during sex (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew lingerie prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew receiving anal (+18!) general nsfw headcanons. gender ambiguous.
-tulpar crew porn prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons. what porn they prefer watching.
-how many rounds tulpar crew could go for (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew with an s/o good with kids general headcanons
-how tulpar crew manages with a possessive partner general headcanons
-last tin on the left (+18! dark content) trailer park princess asks her scruffy neighbor, jimmy, to give her and her friend a ride to their concert. jimmy wants payment in flesh.
-jimmy wants to kill your mom blurb. reader's mom is in hospice and jimmy wants to end your suffering- by ending your mom
-on hard times (+18! dark content) jimmy needs a place to stay, and what place is better than with his enabling best friend, curly, and curly’s hot step-daughter? nothing could go wrong!
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anya
-tulpar crew getting walked in on during sex (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew lingerie prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew porn prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons. what porn they prefer watching.
-how many rounds tulpar crew could go for (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew with an s/o good with kids general headcanons
-how tulpar crew manages with a possessive partner general headcanons
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swansea
-tulpar crew getting walked in on during sex (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew lingerie prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew porn prefs (+18!) general nsfw headcanons. what porn they prefer watching.
-how many rounds tulpar crew could go for (+18!) general nsfw headcanons
-tulpar crew with an s/o good with kids general headcanons
-how tulpar crew manages with a possessive partner general headcanons
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Hi I'm the anon who mentioned sweetnerd, but no the other was not me I promise I only sent the one request I didn't do multiple of them 😭💀 (sorry but it's lowkey kinda funny that this happened but at least I'm not the only one thirsty for Daisuke lmao)
LMAO well good i would've felt so bad if someone had to resort to sending multiple asks...
i promise daisuke smut is in progress already!!! i'm really hoping to have him out tonight. i genuinely didn't expect my daisuke to be desired at all lol
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Hi umm I'm obsessed with your sweetnerd fic and would absolutely love to see more desperate Daisuke x reader if you were willing to take requests at all and maybe write another,,,
ok so. i really hope you're not the same person because that's embarrassing for ME
but i got like. 2 more daisuke requests including this one i was about to post the screenshot to
like. begging at this point. i'm so sorry i'm slow i just am writing other stuff and have a job, but tonight i will try to write some daisuke whimpering i promise
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