#swervegate

[cannedvvurms]

i forget to post here

[archie-sunshine]

First of all- welcome back! I've been spying from the shadows these last few days but happy to see your art flooding my dash again!

As for a fresh request: Tailgate doing a "favor" for free drinks from Swerve? ;)

fantASTIC idea, rose, of COURSE

[shblkaa7]

swerbls :)

[s735]

[apparentlylame]

Swerves getting all the love!!!!!!!

[talkshowboymidis]

micro organisms

[ily-cheetah]

minibots in love !!!!!! <3 oouuugghh

[cyberrkid]

A thing from a fic my oomf is writing on twt!!!

[cywhirlgates]

Hi My Name Is Nep/Hal I'm A Gay Man I Use HeHim I'm 15 That's It

Maker Of The ShipName CdPlayer For Tammy And Penny And Spiritual Inventor Of SwerveGate

[archie-sunshine]

hey do you guys think that- do you think maybe when tailgate first got on the ship. do you think that maybe he and swerve. do you think they would have casually popped his cherry- do you think- hey guys *banging on your door* guys? hey. HEY! GUYS-

[spockandawe]

This snippet of fic is about to disappear into the ether, because I abandoned povs partway through and wrote this from Cyclonus’s perspective instead. But I really do enjoy the voice that was coming together for Swerve, and I do have this nice little blog sitting right in this very spot, so why not let it live on here? 450 words of sfw cyswervegate behind the cut, without any cyclonus and barely even any tailgate :V

Okay, at first when Tailgate suggests the thing, you think it’s a joke. Because you don’t think he’d be mean on purpose. Right? And he definitely can’t be serious about it. So! A joke. But when you try to laugh it off, he insists that no, really, he totally does mean it. He and Cyclonus want to know if you want to get together in their quarters when you’re free.

Yeah, and— Ha, you see, that kind of reads like. Like if someone was taking those words, presented that way, they might come away from the conversation thinking that. You know. But Tailgate laughs and says that yes, they mean you know. And that’s why he’s here to ask you.

You mean. You say yes. What else are you supposed to say? Are you supposed to ask what the punchline is? No, because if you have to ask, the punchline automatically becomes you. You don’t have a reason to say no. You’re on board, except for the way you can’t honestly believe this is a thing that’s happening, and the way you can’t shake the feeling that there’s a joke somewhere in this that nobody bothered to tell you about.

ANYWAYS. Tailgate asks you about it just as you’re opening your bar up for the day. On the one hand, good, because there aren’t many people around to watch. On the other hand, it leaves you to think about this all day. Not ideal.

You have distractions. Which are good! Your life is all about those distractions. Finding new distractions. An endless search for new distractions. Distraction quest. You’ve got work, but Ratchet stops in for a few drinks, and once he settles in he always stays for a while. Bluestreak comes by too, and it’s good to have someone around who chatters as much as you do. Whirl won’t stop talking about human movies, which would be right up your lane, but he only wants to talk about avant-garde art films (shame on him for not appreciating the pure distilled comedy that is the Marx brothers).

So by the time you’re shutting up shop for the day, you’ve managed to keep yourself busy enough that you haven’t quite convinced yourself to make a run for it. You… have a meeting you forgot about? A meeting with yourself? Can’t keep rescheduling that—

Luckily! Before you have time to make yourself look like (too much of) an idiot, Tailgate slips into the bar to wait for you to finish up. He just stands and rocks back and forth on his feet, heels to toes, making some casual conversation while you wrap things up. Which is good! Casual conversation is good! If he can do the casual part, maybe you can manage something like conversation.

[s735]

:)

[arceespinkgun]

Just finished MTMTE issue #48 in my reread and this feeling has been building up in me from pretty much the beginning... I think Tailgate and Swerve would've been a way better and more obvious couple than Cyclonus and Tailgate.

I mean, Tailgate's happiest memory was movie night, specifically when Swerve was inelegantly stuffing his face?! It was even drawn like Tailgate was gazing fondly at Swerve—this feels like the very definition of love!

And when Tailgate was dying, he renounced his dreams of being a hero and instead longed for Swerve's and movie night! And speaking of Tailgate's illness, Swerve cured cybercrosis for Tailgate—it felt so contrived that it just had to be too late so Cyclonus could save Tailgate with a magic phallic sword instead. None of this is even getting into Swerve's desperate desire to be someone's number one for once... and how in his moment of crisis, Tailgate made a reference to the same moment pictured above in this post. I also felt bad for Swerve when he asked to room with Tailgate and got turned down for Cyclonus, who is someone who killed Swerve's comrades in the past.

A lot of the growing feelings in Cygate feel abrupt or like they've grown out of contrived situations that have forced the characters together, to the point that I don't really see how their desires and personalities and interpersonal history are supposed to be conducive to a relationship, whereas the friendship between Tailgate and Swerve has felt natural this whole time and their chemistry is great.

[sixmillionyearstoolate]

// I DIDNT MEAN TO SHIP THE THING!!! Oops.... Uh..... Oh well....

[ily-cheetah]

swervegate :]

[mychlapci]

Mmmmmmmm last horny thought uuuuuh, perceptor trying to figure out why swerves cum makes everyone so horny, thinking he’s spiking (hah) the sauces and just lying. And finding out as he withers and whimpers against brainstorm, panting while desperately mouthing at his closed mask while he’s pounded into his own work bench, that no.

Something about swerves cum is just so insane that it instantly breaks even the strongest bots into horny messes. He can’t even bring samples to ratchet to test because the old medic will just eat the damn things.

I like to think that swerves cum is just so fertile that the second it enters a bots body their forge crys because it wants it so bad. this guy could have Optimus prime himself on his hands and knees wagging his aft back and forth for him and all he does is fuck burgers

Swerve's hyper-fertile cum... it just makes everyone so so horny, literally just a whiff of the thing could make anyone beg to be bred hrghhh....