#swf g/t

[protectivepredmom]

Caught a little one! I think I scared them a little too much… oops

[sugacoco77]

The elf who stole the Christmas cookies~

Hopefully it won't land me on the naughty list for taking your cookies lol

I'm too excited to wait until December to post~ ^^

I really need to try and use my tumblr more

[steekira]

It’s a highly underrated movie. I think more in the G/t community should watch it.

I’ve been salty about Henson related things tonight, so I have a question to ask my Muppet mutuals.

Have anyone ever seen Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story? Because it was amazing and sadly is very underrated. Bill Barretta plays the giant. 

[drinkyourvillainjuice]

SWF alphabet for nodes?

A is for Aaaah! - when they are seen coming

B is for Buddies - the best of friends

C is for Choking - how they say their hellos

D is for Disturbed - the teammates' reactions

E is for Eat - their favourite phrase

F is for Fangs - in their little mouths

G is for Gross - chunks of wriggling flesh

H is for Hunt - another key vocabulary

I is for Ichor - which signals their arrival

J is for Jumping - how they best prefer to pounce

K is for Kill it with fire - a hostile reaction!

L is for Latch - clinging to their victim

M is for Munch - their gnawing on flash

N is for Nightmares - where folks will be seeing them

O is for Oesophagus - where they get lodged

P is for Prey - one more that they speak

Q is for Queasy - for watching them eat

R is for Reabsorption - the most pleasant part (...not)

S is for Scuttle - their manner of movement

T is for Tickle - if only that were all they did

U is for Underground - the first place they were found

V is for Vomit - cause. uh. yeah.

W is for Wicked - their devious little urges

X is for Xray - living inside our... 'hero'

Y is for Yelp - when Ranger gets fastballed

Z is for Zamn! - those guys sure are a thing!

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[theactualveneer]

Heeyy I saw ur request page thingy.. Are you still taking requests? If u are I'd like to request a John Dory, Clay, Branch, and Riff x female rock troll reader, NSFW and SWF headcanons

Hope ur having a good day/night <3

I didn’t noticed you’re request lmao I apologize 💀 anyways yes i am still taking requests okay so i can do a Branch, JD, Clay or riff…hmmm well I guess I can do a Riff x Female Rock!Trollr reader NSFW and SFW headcanons, so why the hell not :3 LETS A GO!

Riff x Female Rock!Troll Reader

SFW

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Riff is very affectionate he would give you anything! And I mean ANYTHING. He would show you hugs and kisses and cuddles

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

At first he would be kind towards you. The friendship would start at the club or at Barb’s concert C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

OHHHH BOY! Riff likes to cuddle! He would cuddle you in any way! In like his lap or the bed

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He would settle down, and he’s good at cooking and cleaning

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would just send a text message and say “hey sorry..I want to break up with you, look it’s not you’re fault it’s mine, I just want you to be with somebody else than me”

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He would feel happy and comfortable. OH DONT GET ME STARTED! HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU IN ANYDAY/MONTH/WEEK

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Hes very gentle! Like a 100% gentle

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Riff is a hug lover! He would hug you 30 times! His hugs are like warm and fuzzy

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

AT TOP SPEED

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He gets jealous all the TIMEEE! Whenever you’re talking to another rock troll! He would just stare at the troll you’re talking too

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

His kisses are soft! The head, neck, hands and lips!

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He’s okay with kids but if they are noisy

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

His mornings would be looking at you and giving you a small peck

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Sleepovers!

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He would start revealing things about himself before Barb starts her concert. He would say everything all at once

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He gets a little mad

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He would remember you all the time. Riff would def 100% remember you mention in passing

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The park for picnic date!

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s overly protective! He would protect you if any troll hit on you. Defending you and punching the troll who try hitting on you or flirting

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He would put a lot of effort

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He would just pretend he doesn’t know how to play the drums

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He’s overly concerned!

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes! He would

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He misses you all the time when you’re busy

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Anything I guess

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He would definitely have a sleep habit of curling himself up

NSFW

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He would bathe you after you feel weak

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he loves your hands, thighs and neck

His mouth, he can eat you out and kiss you out by leaving hickeys on you

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves seeing his cum in your mouth, pussy or ass

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Riff would whisper suggestive things in you’re ear

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s very experienced, he knows what he’s doing

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl position and reverse cowgirl position

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Riff is very serious in the moment, and he is humorous

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s very well groomed! It does carpet match the drapes

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s very romantic he would leave flower petals

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Loves it when you walk in on him since he’s jerking himself off

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a lot of kinks!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom and bathroom

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

What turns on riff is you’re moans and screams, it keeps him going

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn’t want you to wear any revealing things

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s giving in

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

HES FAST AND ROUGH ON YOU

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s very quickie

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

OH! He’s very game to experiment! HE DOESNT HAVE ANY RISKS

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

How can go about 10 rounds and last about 20 minutes

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns toys! Ge uses them on his partner

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

HES VERY TEASY

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s very loud, he makes loud groans and moans

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

THIS MAN WILL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU AND WOULD SEE YOU TOUCHING YOURSELF FOR HIM

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Solid good old 7 inch dick he has

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Medium—high

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He would fall asleep when he’s done with you! He would just give you cuddles and everything

THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING! THIS IS MY FIRST REQUEST!

[cyanophen]

anybody know some good SWF g/t fics? I want to get back into reading since I won’t be able to bring my laptop everywhere with me anymore

also HAPPY HUG A GIANT DAY I’m super late and didn’t draw anything but yknow

[softie-system]

Characters you like to play

either saiki k and/or akechi ideally

Characters you'd like the other person to play

any, wei don't really mind or have preferences about this.

Overall genre of roleplay you're looking for (ex. Slice of life, romance, drama, angst, AU, etc.)

slice of life, (swf no romo) fluff, A N G S T, comedy.

wei don't do drama/misunderstandings or AUs in RPs usually but just ask because there are too many specifics and stuff.

Saiki K Roleplayer List!

SFW Edition

If you're interested in roleplaying characters from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K with other people, reply to this post with the following info:

Characters you like to play

Characters you'd like the other person to play

Overall genre of roleplay you're looking for (ex. Slice of life, romance, drama, angst, AU, etc.)

That's it!! No fancy intros or artsy ASCII needed, though you can always reply from a rp-dedicated sideblog if you have one.

You can reblog this post with the same information in case one of your followers may be interested in roleplaying with you!

To find a rper, look through the replies on this post. It may be easier to do on the browser since you can Ctrl+F your favorite characters' names. Once you've found someone, send them an ask or a DM, hash out the details and get to roleplaying! Have fun!!

Frequently Asked Questions

What if I'm scared to put myself out there?

Do it scared! We're all just Saiki nerds on the Internet. Worst thing that can happen is nothing, average thing that can happen is a few weeks of roleplaying fun, best thing that can happen is finding a new best friend for life. Just give it a try!

What about all the other roleplay details like the length of replies, platforms, specific headcanons, etc?

Negotiate those after getting in touch. Replies have a character limit and I'm doing it this way on purpose so you don't have to scroll past 5 paragraphs per person lol.

I found someone I'd be interested in roleplaying with but their ask box and DMs are closed.

Trying to reply to their reply on this post, or @ them in another post.

I'm not interested in roleplaying any more, how can I get off this list?

Find your reply in the notes and delete it. On the web, from post notes on the dashboard, click the three dots that appear when you hover over a reply or reblog caption to bring up these options. From the app, just tap (iOS) or tap and hold (Android) a reply or reblog caption to get the menu.

If you've reblogged the post, then find your reblogs and delete them. That's it!

There's nobody I'm interested in roleplaying with on the list.

Did you put yourself on the list first? 🧐

If so, you can always check back on this post later. I plan to reblog it every once in a while to hopefully get more signups and give everyone another chance to connect.

Is there a NSFW version of this post?

Yes, it has a community label to restrict access to those who are 18+. Check it out here!

[strawberryangel6667]



Sinca and Mary interactions ! they are like siblings (adopted) He is a Amaru Dragon type and Mary is a human witch! (the existence of both is illegal in their worlds)

Sometimes Sinca its like a puppy looking to play and masticate everything that moves (including Mary)

[pocket-ozwynn]

More g/t domestic fluff

Giant gets home after a long day of work, rips off shoes and just throws self onto the bed. Their Tiny S/O has made dinner for the two of them, and even bought their Giant’s favorite kind of ice cream to cheer them up. And they just have a really nice, calm evening eating dinner and ice cream and cuddling up to watch a rom-com.

[protectivepredmom]

[marvinswriting]

OKAY PICTURE IT

AN ORPHAN GIRL MEETS A YOUNG BORROWER BOY

THEY GROW UP AS BEST FRIENDS

THE GIRL GOES ON TO OPEN A FOSTER HOME TO LOVE KIDS THE WAY SHE WAS NEVER LOVED

THE BORROWER STAYS CLOSE AND LIVES IN THE WALLS

HE TAKES IN YOUNG LOST BORROWERS

THE GIRL, NOW A YOUNG WOMAN, TELLS THE HUMAN KIDS STORIES OF TINY PEOPLE IN WALLS AS BED TIME STORIES

THE BOY, NOW A YOUNG MAN, TRAINS YOUNG BORROWERS AND GIVES THEM THE SKILLS THEY NEED SO THEY CAN LEAVE AND CONQUER THE WORLD

THEY LIVE IN A QUIET HARMONY

UNTIL ONE OF THE 'FOSTER' BORROWERS GETS CAUGHT BY A HUMAN THEIR AGE

[skinnywalker]

Xenk Yendar swf and nsfw alphabet please?

Xenk Yendar SFW and NSFW headcanons

SFW

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Whatever he can think of to show his adoration. Gifts, physical affection, poems or songs of love, acts of service. Literally anything you want or could want.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He meets you in his travel and at once likes you. He's a good friend when you have needs or want to do something daring with. He does have some problems when it comes to jokes or small talk though.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Of course he does! All he wants to do is to hold you if you're ok with that.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He already has a home and is used to domestic living so he is more than happy and ready for you to join him in that life.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He couldn't break it off with you. Only if it saved you from danger he knew he couldn't beat and even then its unlikely he fully break it off.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He really wants to live out the rest of his life with you so he is more than happy to get married.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

A human dove. Just the most kind and caring person alive and treats you the gentlest.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Like I said always wants to be near you. If you like hugs he's always all over you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

So fast. Like second day of knowing you but he'll understand if you don't say it back or are uncomfortable.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He is a Saint in patience and holds no malicious feelings towards anything with any good in it so he couldn't hate anyone who flirts or hits on you. He simply can't distrust you to that point.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Long warm smooches that feeling like hot tea fanning your face.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He loves kids! Not amazing with them due to his issues with speaking but he adores all kids. He'd really love to have his own child with you some day.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He is up quickly and makes you and him breakfast. If you'll still in bed he'll bring you your food and feed it to you.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He cuddles you against his chest kissing your head as you stare up at the stars together slowly falling asleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He is open to you from day one. His trauma is something he is very honest about you learn more about it because he is closer with you than most.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Of a saint. Literally noting can anger him.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Everything. Xenk is so good at remembering things and he takes special note of the little thing you like.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

He loves the time you save him from a horad of raiders by using his sword and bridal style carrying him after freeing him from their trap.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

You have the strongest, most capable paladin fighting for you. You're safe.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

All his effort. He only wants to make you as happy as possible in even date.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Confusion. He often doesn't know what is going on in the world so you have to explain a LOT.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not ever much. He very humble in nature.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

You've become the thing he fights for. He'd feel lifeless without you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He loves history and he collects all types of books and scrolls.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He can't stand someone greedy or someone who mocks others.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He has a regular schedule and can sleep anywhere.

NSFW

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

So sweet. Any type of comfort he can provide he'll give kindly.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his chest. He loves how his armor shows off his pecs and stomach. And how you grip it during the act. His favorite part of you is your hips. He squeezes and grips you hips and love handles just for fun all the time. Hadores how his finger pushs against you skin down there.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He wants more than anything to finish inside you but only will with your permission.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves the smell of your clothes and likes stealing them when you're not around. Most of the time it's just to fill your missing presence but other time he just needs a little push when he's alone and in the mood.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has had a few partners but no real experience in a long-term relationship.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl. He wants to experience what it's like to be the ridden rather than the rider.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very serious like he always is but that doesn't mean he can't smile or laugh during sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed. Cut and shaved close and comfortable.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

God if he could become one with you during sex he would. Even though he cannot he really seems like he is trying to.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He rarely does but sometimes it's just been a little to long since he has seen you and he needs to release.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding (regardless of gender) praise (both giving and receiving), oral (both giving and receiving) and sometimes being tied up.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Mostly just beds or tables but it's really up to you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you. Doesn't matter what context he just finds you so attractive. You could be dusty, dirty and musty and he is still down.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No hurting you at all and no degrading.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He really likes receiving but you'll never get him to say it because he doesn't want you to feel unsatisfied.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Whatever you want. If you beg him to go faster he'll go and if you just want lazy sex he'll obey.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not really cause he likes taking time with you and he gets scared about performance during quickies.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Only if you want to and only small risks.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

As many as you can. He has a lot of strength and he can take as much as you can dish out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No it's always just you and him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a drop of unfairness in his soul.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not super loud but when he knows no one can over hear you he likes to praise you vocally.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He has a slight oral fixation.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

8 inches uncut and thick. He's got a dark tip and is very sensitive.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Fairly high but he won't act on it if you don't want to. He is very patient and he can wait for you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not for a while. He likes to stay awake and watch you rest.

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[downtownbunnybaby]

JACKASS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Jackass Group x G!N Reader!

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Description: Halloween Activities With the Jackass guys. Fluff. SWF. Johnny Knoxville romance subplot (if you squint..maybe)

WARNINGS: emetophobia, swearing, alcohol consumption, romantic Johnny Knoxville subplot ?

A/N: Part 2 of the little Halloween special from yours truly. let's pretend it isn't November and this fic is super late. Okay, thank you, much love.

It was a week before Halloween, and you and Knoxville were in the van watching Pontius perform his Devil skit, patiently waiting to film your stunts. 

“Any plans for this weekend?” He asks, taking his sunglasses off to get a better look at you. 

“Back home, around this time, my friends and I would rent these cheesy horror movies and spend all right eating sugary snacks and trying to scare each other.” Knoxville smiles fondly at your little anecdote, allowing you to rant about your high school endeavors. 

“How about you come over to my place Friday night? I'll buy some snacks, and you bring your favorite films,” Your eyes widen at his proposition, rapidly noddy, fumbling into another rant about your excitement. 

“Alright, doll, save the excitement for Friday.” He chuckles, watching you blush at the pet name. 

By the time Friday rolls around, you’re simply beaming. You had spent hours inside Blockbuster selecting only the highest quality cheesy horror films for you and Knox to watch. Practically sprinting to his front door, you knock, rocking on your heels and waiting for him to greet you. A few seconds pass before Knox answers and welcomes you into his home. 

“Excited for tonight?” He asks, despite already knowing the answer. Taking your coat, he leads you to the living room. 

“So I was thinking we should start with A Nightmare On Elm Street, then move on t—” You’re interrupted by an assortment of voices. All of your Jackass friends were present in Knox’s living room. 

“Heard you and Knoxville were having a horror marathon,” It was Steveo. “Couldn't let you two have all the fun.” Winking, he takes your bag filled with VHS tapes, forcing you to sit on the couch next to him. You thank Knox for putting this together before being silenced by Chris as he inserts Scream, despite your previous mentions. 

You were halfway through the fourth film, and no proper scare had occurred. The screams of Boo! from Chris and Wee-Man, not doing it for you anymore. Sensing the lack of tradition, Johnny catches your attention, motioning to the rubber snake next to his side of the couch. Bam would be your first victim of the night. He hands you a tape recorder filled with several snake sounds. The two of you had spent weeks retrieving the sounds and would randomly play them around Bam to scare him. Getting up from the couch, you ask the group if they need anything from the kitchen. The lack of responses, especially from Bam, confirms they had no idea what you and Knox had planned. You watch Bam from your position near the light switch. He looked so vulnerable. Huddled near Ryan, his hands subtly shield his eyes from the Gorey scene displayed on the TV. Johnny pulls the snake from his side. Quickly, you shut the lights off and play the recording as Knoxville tells Bam to watch out. 

A high-pitched scream is heard, followed by several gasps and laughs from your friends. Turning on the lights, you were all sent into hysterics. Bam was standing about 10 feet from his original position, and the rubber snake flung across the room. 

“I swear, Y/N, Knoxville, I will kill your faces so hardcore.” Crying with laughter, you and Johnny make your way over to Bam. Like a child, he pushes the both of you away, mumbling about how he wasn't scared. 

The following hours are relatively calm, except for the occasional giggles from you and Knoxville. The rest of the guys try their best to ignore it, knowing the two of you were planning a bigger and better scare than before. Like a circus clown, Johnny pulls several mouse traps from his pocket.

“Get Ehren, and I’ll get Dave.” He whispers, handing you a couple of traps. Dave and Ehren sat below you, Ehren practically using your leg to cover his eyes. The two of you wait for the perfect opportunity to snap them. Counting down with your fingers, you prepare the mouse traps. 1…Johnny Depp is sound asleep on the screen. 2…Freddy Krueger's hand pops up from the bed. 3—The knifed hand pulls Depp into the bed, clasping Dave and Ehren's ears with the traps. The loud SNAP, mixed with the jumpscare of the film, causes everyone to jump and let out a yelp. 

“Knock it off!” Ehren shouts, removing the trap from his stinging red ears. Giggling at the infamous line, you snap his ear again. 

“Why—why would you do that?!” Dave says, confusion and pain clouding his mind. 

Knoxville answers for the both of you, clutching his chest and teetering on the edge of the sofa. “Because it’s fun.” He was right. Of course, this was way more intense than what you did back home, but that’s what you liked about this new tradition. You look over at Johnny, who is already staring at you with a sly smirk. You couldn't wait to tell him about your Winter Holiday traditions. 

—

“Hi! I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is a dumb idea.” Johnny sighed, holding a semi-rotten pumpkin. 

“Man, this is so gross,” Steveo says, gagging at the rotten vegetable. The two men were on the roof of the Jackass offices, waiting for their fellow castmates to walk below them. “I see someone! Drop it.” Johnny peers over the ledge, seeing you, Ryan, and Bam walking idly to the entrance. 

“So you’re going as a cooler version of yourself?” 

“Beats going as a rabbit,” 

“Not a rabbit, a bunny,”

“I’m going to wear a bear hat,” 

“Dunn, Shut u—” Your conversation is promptly interrupted by someone yelling, Happy Halloween, followed by a loud squelching sound as something lands by your feet, barely missing your bodies. 

“Dude! What the hell?!” Ryan gags at the sight of semi-fuzzy pumpkin guts covering his shoes and pants. You see Steveo and Knoxville cackling as they make their way down. You turn to Bam and Ryan, and a malicious smile adorns your face as Steveo and Knoxville head your way. Grabbing a handful of rotten pumpkin guts decorating your brand-new shoes, you throw it at Johnny. 

“Y/N! Stop!” You and Johnny run around the lot like cartoon characters. “These are new shoes, Knox,” Bam and Ryan mimic your actions, chasing Steveo around with the guts as he gags. 

You smile wide into Kosick’s camera, “What a great start to the episode.” 

“Welcome to the first annual Halloween Vomelet eating competition. Johnny stands in front of Dave, wearing a hazmat suit. Dave takes a bite out of a bat-shaped cookie and spits it on a plate, signifying the commencement of the competition. 

“What exactly makes this a Halloween competition?” You ask. 

“The costumes, Y/N,” Johnny replies matter-of-factly, motioning to the cast and crew dressed in terrible costumes. He playfully rolls his eyes before continuing, “Right, moving on, Dave, will you explain what you will be preparing tonight?” 

“Well, I will be preparing a standard Vomelet,” The camera pans to Steveo, who is already gagging at the idea. You and Preston sat next to him, dressed as skeletons, shaking your heads. 

“Why did I volunteer to do this?” You ask into the camera, hands in your face. Preston reaches over, grabs your shoulder, and says, “If you win, you’ll get a sweet trophy,” He points at Bunny,  holding a “gold trophy” shaped like a chef's hat. 

Dave begins his horrific meal, taking bites out of several vegetables and regurgitating them into the egg mix. Johnny, Chris, Wee-Man, and Ehren laugh at your reactions. Steveo looks like he’s in pain, despite just sitting there. Preston is giggling at your face. You’re staring dead ahead, not a single thought or emotion behind your eyes. 

“Now that we have our ingredients mixed up,” Dave pauses, showing the camera the light brown mixture. “We are going to cook it in this skillet,” The smell following the sizzling causes everyone in the room to cover their noses. “See, already smells delicious,” Toothy-grin adorning his spit-covered face, 

“That’s fucking disgusting,”

“Preston, come back,” Johnny tries to coax Preston to return between laughs. “Don’t think about the smell,” With Preston forfeiting, you motion Pontius to join. He grins, happily joining you and Steveo without hesitation. “See, I’m a vegetarian, so this is good,” He says, earning several laughs from the cast and crew. 

Once Dave’s abomination is finished cooking, he carelessly places bits and pieces on the plates in front of you. “Bon appetite!” He exclaims, tossing the spatula in the distance to focus his attention on the three of you. You simply stare at the “meal” in front of you, regretting every decision that led you here. Dave interrupts your thoughts, “Come on, take a bite,” Johnny does the same, edging the plate towards you. You’re incapable of moving a muscle, so Johnny takes the liberty of lending you a hand. Grabbing the fork, he makes train sounds, “Open up Y/N. Here comes the train,” Eliitcing a series of laughs, including your own, he takes the opportunity and shoves the fork in your mouth. By some miracle, you managed to keep the bite down. Everyone cheers as you open your mouth to reveal you DID swallow the abomination that was the vomelet. Dave hands you one of the many Halloween-themed cookies on his side of the table as a reward. 

“Steveo, Bunny, your turn,” You mumble, several cookie crumbs falling from your mouth. The two boys look at each other, nervous smiles turning into full-on grins as they link arms, feeding each other. Knoxville is the first to ask them anything. “So, how is it?” 

“It’s not that bad,” Chris replies, masking his gagging with laughter. He and the camera turn to Steveo, who looks like he might collapse. “O, any tho—” Bunny is promptly interrupted by Steveo spitting the egg dish and vomiting onto the plate.

“Hey!” Dave says, hurt laced in his tone. (You couldn't tell if it was fake or genuine hurt.) “I made that for you.” Chris then does the same, causing you to jump from your chair to not get any bodily fluids on you. Everyone is in hysterics as you gag at Steveo and Chris, covered in their vomit. 

“I should have gone with Preston. That’s fucking disgusting.” You grab the plate of cookies, leaving the mess behind you as you exit the room, but not before receiving your trophy. 

Wee-Man hands you the gold trophy as Johnny emphasizes your victory. “The winner of tonight's competition is Y/N! Who managed to eat one bite of Dave England's vomelet,” You smile, gloating in your victory. “I’ll give you another reward at home if you take another bite.” Johnny loudly whispers, winking at the camera. You gag, rushing to the bathroom. The idea of taking another bite makes you feel nauseous, causing your stomach to rumble. You hear Chris “comfort” Knoxville after you rush out of the room. 

“Rejection is hard, but there’s always next time.” 

“Y/N, I have to say, you make one hell of a bat,” 

“Thank you?” Johnny smiles at your confusion at his odd compliment. He was currently holding you up so you wouldn't fall on your face wearing roller skates. You had no idea why Dave chose you to do this bat skit with him. You were probably the most uncoordinated person in the group, well, second to Knoxville. Although most of it involved the two of you hanging upside down in several spots to scare pedestrians, several scenes involved you skating. Dave skates over, informing you that it’s time to film. 

You and Dave screech, flagging the start of the skit, and skate down an empty sidewalk, but you're quick to stumble and fall on the cement.

“Dave! Go back. Y/N fell again,” The cast laughs as Johnny picks you up and helps you move to the first scary location. 

You can’t help but giggle at your position. Dave shushes you as he hears people approaching. At the count of three, you both screech and spread your arms, showcasing your bat wings. Naturally, the recipients scream in terror, dodging imaginary attacks. The night goes as such, except for a few montage scenes of you and Dave skating while holding hands. 

“Y/N, if you’re going to fall, let go of my hand,” Says Dave, eyeing you worryingly as you stumble to stay upright. 

“I’m not going to fall! Now help me climb the lamppost,” Reluctantly, he helps up the shady-looking pole. You hung upside down for several minutes, waiting for someone to pass, but no one seemed to be in the vicinity. You whisper to the microphone attached to your chest, a link to you and the crew. 

“Guys, I might pass out if someone doesn't come soon,” 

Jeff is the first to respond, “Don’t,” He laughs as you complain about his curtness to Dave. “Unbelievable!” You begin. “I do all this shit for him, and he can’t be bothered to be worried about me. Let me tell y—” Jeff’s voice rings through your ear as he silences you, signaling someone is coming. Once again, at the count of three, you and Dave open your arms, screeching at a young girl below you. However, you miscalculated the distance between you and Dave, so when he spread his arms, he hit you right in the chest. The force of his fist caused you to lose balance and fall right off the lamppost. Luckily, your face protected the rest of your body from injuries. 

“Sorry,” You weakly shout at the woman trying to escape the chaos, but Dimitry follows her, trying to get her to sign the release form. 

Upon impact, Kosick shoves the camera in your face as everyone asks if you're alright. Ignoring their invasive questions, you simply hum the intro of Corona. 

“I think they hit their head too hard,” Kosick says, stifling his laughter as your humming grows louder. Johnny is the first to understand why you’re humming. 

“It’s the outro to the show,” He says, smiling at your odd way of communicating since you had no desire to speak after that brutal slam. “Am I right?” You stop humming, giving him and the camera a weak thumbs up. 

You playfully shove the camera from your face as Johnny helps you up. “Are we good? Because I’m ready to leave,” Subtle laughter erupts as you stumble on the skates, forgetting you had them in the first place. 

—

It was Halloween night, and by sheer dumb luck, your unrestrained group got invited to one of the most prestigious Halloween parties of the year. Twenty minutes into the pretentious party, Steveo decided to stir up the reserved environment. Jumping on a rather expensive table, hearing the cheering and validation from his friends, he threw himself into a wall forming a dent. Seeing security coming your way, you all decide to perform for the cameras. Spike and Tremaine knew you would be kicked out and prepared with Kosick and his camera. As the security grabbed two of you at a time, you kicked and flapped your body in hopes of being released. Oh, what a sight it was. Two grown adults in bunny suits (You and Pontius), attempting to climb much taller security. A fairy and skeleton (Dave and Ehren) trying to avoid physical altercations. Two Oompa-Loompas (Preston and Wee-Man) laughed hysterically, taunting the guests. A Bear and an Emo boy (Ryan and Bam) make their bodies limp, attempting to weigh the security down. Lastly, a wild boy and a sailor gloated at the attention they received. 

“Yeah. Dude!” was the last thing the party heard before the security threw you out on the street. Kosick pans the camera towards you and Chris. Tremaine asks, “How are we feeling, bunnies?” 

“Awesome!” Chris replies, showing his signature laugh. You ignore his question, scanning your now black-stained white bunny costume. 

“Son of a bitch! Could he not have tossed me softer?!” 

Based on the smile on all your faces, Tremaine proposes an idea. 

“How about we have a little competition?” You all chime in, curious but intrigued. 

“What kind of competition?” 

“If it involves drinking…I’m winning.” 

“No! I’m winning!” 

Jeff claps his hands, gaining your attention like toddlers. “Whoever gets kicked out of the most parties by the end of the night gets to pick out Danger’s next stunt.” 

“Oh, come on. Why is it always me?!’ 

Making your way up a street somewhere in Hollywood Hills, you all spot a particularly crowded mansion. 

“Ready, boys?” You ask, not waiting for a response as you sprint into the house. You’re in and out in a matter of seconds. When you ran inside, you bumped into the security guarding the entrance, disturbing his otherwise “peaceful” night. Grabbing you by the bunny ears, he tosses you into a nearby bush, ignoring your protests about keeping your suit clean. 

“Asshole! I was planning on getting my deposit back.” Standing up and picking leaves off your suit, you walk toward the group standing in the mansion driveway. Johnny is clutching Jeff’s shoulder, out of breath from laughing. “Y/N, what happened?! You were in there for 3 seconds.” 

“Doesn't matter.” Looking into the camera, you say, “I’m in the lead, and I have a great stunt for Danger Ehren.” 

The next party is by far the most entertaining. This time, the entire group managed to enter the home. Chris began to do his signature party boy dance to random guests and security while you and Steveo body slammed onto tables, taking an obscene amount of alcohol with you. Ryan and Bam pestered security. They asked the most random questions and even started fighting in front of them. 

“So…” Ryan begins. “What did you have for lunch?” The security guard doesn't even acknowledge the dirty blonde. 

“Hey, Ry! Eat this!” Bam side jumps, attempting to kick Ryan in the face, causing both of them to fall. A circle formed around them, and they up their performance for the cameras and guests. Tremaine quickly directs Kosick to record the Westchester boys. Spike pans his camera to the group, asking them about the current events. 

“Well…” Johnny begins, “Dunn is finally kicking Bam’s ass, and—” He’s interrupted by Preston's heavy Missouri accent. 

“Get him, Bam! Son’s of bitches, they got Y/N.” Laughing at the camera, he points at you, a heavy grin on your face. Two security come for Bam and Ryan, one already pushing Pontius out the door. Spike was already outside with Wee-Man, Dave, and Ehren, recording and providing commentary on your less-than-graceful exits. 

Dave provides very National Geographic-Esque comments, “Well, as you can see, a wild bunny—not the lifeguard, is fighting for its life. Struggling to be released from the grasp of a much larger predator.” Wee-Man joins Dave, “Oh! It seems the bunny is growing tired. Ehren, will the prey survive?” 

“No.” He says, giggling as you're thrown on the ground, another black skid mark adorning your white suit. Pontius is next, landing on top of you. You both groan in pain, cursing the security. 

Wee-Man and Dave announce that you two have gained a point, making you in the lead. Unfortunately, that did not last for long. Steveo was on the ground by your feet, shouting, “I’m going back in!” He charges back into the home. Gasps and shouts follow as he emerges into the house. The camera nearly misses as he’s quickly thrown out again, with Bam and Ryan following shortly after. 

“Yeah, dude! That’s two points in one go.” High-fiving an entertained Knoxville, he goes to Kosick and Pontius, pretending to interview him like a sports star. 

You interrupt the “interview,” “Wait! That doesn't count.” Ehren backs you up, not wanting Steveo to pick a stunt for him. “Yeah! Y/N is still in the lead.” The three of you begin bickering, going into technicalities about the silly game Jeff created. 

Johnny grabs your shoulders, slightly running his hands over them, trying to calm you down. The alcohol and adrenaline in your system made you way more competitive.  “Alright, let's have a vote.” Johnny was a victim of your competitiveness, so a vote was the only thing he knew would keep you from launching at Steveo. Jeff asks, “Should Steveo get the extra point for being kicked out twice?” Kosick then goes around recording everyone's responses. You and Ehren were the only ones that voted no, even Spike, Jeff, and Kosick voted yes. 

“Remember, I have the keys to all of your offices,” Pushing the group out of your way, you walk to the next house. 

It was nearing 3:00 AM, You and Steveo tied with 8 points, Chris 7, Bam and Ryan 4, and the rest had between 1 and 3, promptly giving up after you and Steveo surpassed 4 points. 

“One more house!” Chris chanted, gesturing for the group to join him. Softly chanting, the slams you had endured throughout the night finally settled in your body, a wave of pain hitting you as you hiked up the small hill. Luckily, you were behind the group, and no one noticed your slight change in demeanor. Well, except for Knoxville. 

“Everything alright?” He asks softly so the rest of the group wouldn't be inclined to comment. Slurring m’ fine in response, speeding up, you attempt to catch up to Steveo, but the pain, mixed with the alcohol, clouds your cerebrum, causing you to trip over your feet. Knox quickly grabs ahold of you, preventing you from a brutal face slam. 

“Alright, Y/N, I think it’s time for us to go home,” 

“No!” You protest, mumbling about a stunt called The Human Bullseye. Your outburst causes the rest of the group to turn, focusing on the duo behind them. Puzzled looks adorned their faces as they took in Johnny trying to hold you back. By some ungodly given strength, you wiggled your way out of his arms and sprinted towards the house. Halting at the front gate, you shouted at an out-of-breath Steveo, loud enough for the cameras and mics to pick up, “All or nothing?!” He sticks out his hand, a signal of agreement, “All or nothing.” 

Pontius is now the one to take on the animal documentary persona as you and Steveo disappear into the house, followed by Kosick, Tremaine, and Knoxville. “As we’ve just seen, the wild bunny presented the wild brown bear with a proposition,” Giggling, he breaks character for a moment. “Whoever gets kicked out first is deemed the winner of tonight's treacherous battle.” 

Inside, Johnny followed you as you searched for an opportunity to cause chaos near security, not wanting to cause yourself pain for too long. The crowded room and the heat radiating from your fur suit blurred your vision. If it weren't for the stunt you had planned for Danger, you would have given up long ago. Steveo fell into the same routine of falling on tables and throwing himself into walls. Luckily, you drew the camera's attention as you stumbled over your feet and fell head-first into a group of people, knocking their drinks out of their hands. You even managed to bring several of them down with you. Muffled chuckles fill the otherwise silent room after your less-than-graceful tumble. Johnny steps over several figures to help you. However, security beats him to it, picking you up by the underarms like a toddler. Not having sufficient energy to protest, you allow him to scold you as he carries you out of the home, “Alright, kid, go home. The neighborhood is tired of you ruining their parties.” 

Outside, Spike was prepared with the camera, waiting to capture the winner. The sound of Steveo cackling causes him to whip the camera from Dave and Ehren’s playful fist-fight to the front door. To everyone's surprise, Steveo was far behind you as security carefully threw you out. Ehren is the first to speak, letting out a cheer as he runs towards you, “Yeah, Y/N wins!” The other boys join Ryan and Bam lifts you, unbeknownst to your pain, accidentally dropping you on the solid cement. Muttering apologies as Johnny picks you up to go home. 

“Ehren, just put the suit on!” It was Monday now, and Danger Ehren was reluctant to perform the stunt you had come up with, despite winning last weekend's Halloween challenge. 

“No! This suit isn't going to protect me,” He shakes the flimsy nylon in your face, emphasizing his point. Dave is the only other member present and helps you convince Ehren to go through the stunt. It was more of him hitting Ehren until he agreed, but whatever works. 

“I’m Ehren. This is the Human Bullseye.” Throwing a football to his chest, you thank him. 

“Finally! Now let me throw these pomegranates at you.” 

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Another Virtual Piano sheet!

This one is quite difficult but I can promise it's worth it! This is one of my favorites to play. :)

For the best experience I recommend this Roblox game or alternatively this browser version.

(Made by editing a pre-existing MIDI file and using this converter website)

𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙇𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙮 - 𝙗𝙮 ミラクルミュージカル (𝙈𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙡𝙚 𝙈𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡)

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