#taehyun brainrot

[boba-beom]

taehyun hard thoughts

bf!taehyun who sits you on his lap, wandering hands over your ass and pushing your hips forward to grind against his half-hard cock.

bf!taehyun who has his hands resting behind his head as he lets you rut against his boner through his grey sweats, your pussy getting wetter by the second while your face buries into his neck.

bf!taehyun who lets out small grunts and low moans as you place light kisses along the column of his neck, nipping and sucking as you leave a couple of marks so they peek above his shirts and tank tops.

bf!taehyun who’s dick twitches when you buck your hips a certain way, the head of his cock deliciously rubbing against the material of his pants.

bf!taehyun who loves hearing your heavy breathing by his ear, your soft sighs and gentle moans as his orgasm nears.

bf!taehyun who tells you to go on your knees, pulling down his pants and continues to jerk off his pretty dick in front of your face while you kneel with your mouth open and tongue sticking out.

bf!taehyun who gets pushed over the edge by your eye contact. loving the way you look needy for him and he twitches forward as he shoots his cum on your tongue, a couple of spurts missing your mouth and dripping on your chin

[wolfytae-exe]

He’s not helping the tyun brainrot today. THATS THE CLOSEST WE’LL GET TO A COLLAR AND LEASH ON THIS MAN

[boba-beom]

I had to reblog this bc ngl I was quite happy with this one, I think it's bc I'm heavy in my taehyun feels LMAO but I'm happy you liked it :> I thought it was quite fitting since I fell in love with cherry wine <3 so you deserve to feel the same way hehe this is to the first of many surprises hehe hope you have a great day/night!

hiii alex! ʚ♡⃛ɞ I hope you don't mind me sending you a lil f2l I hope you're doing well :>

"hey tyun?" you nudge him lightly. you started watching a series together and it took him a while to convince, but you eventually managed to pull through to him.

"hm? sorry, did I distract you?"

yes, you did. you were thinking. or so so you thought.

"I knew you just can't get your eyes off of me." his tone was smug, messing around with his hair as he pushes off his hood.

"ugh, you wish." you smile and shake your head, because it's true.

how can you take your eyes off of someone so handsome. a face sculpted by the gods. his thick brows complimenting his pretty round eyes that could hold galaxies within galaxies. he has a high nose bridge that makes his side profile worth while to admire. and his lips? he always mentioned how the shape of his bottom lip is almost similar to orange tanghulu. they seem so kissable, so—

taehyun calls out your name, ridding you of your reverie. you blink twice to shift your eyes from his lips back up to his eyes which were staring right back at you.

"if you wanted a kiss you could ask." he says nonchalantly, watching the way his eyes flicker down to your lips and back up to your eyes.

"well, do you want to kiss me?" you don't think about your question before the words left your mouth.

"I do, actually." he cups your cheek and pulls you a little closer to his face, before whispering, "so bad."

your heart has never raced so fast before, especially for your closest friend. you curse at yourself mentally for feeling this way about him, but damn it, you're already thinking of it. might as well run with the idea of it.

"come and kiss me then." you whisper. you were thinking about teasing him a little, but you wanted his lips on your just as bad.

with taehyun's hand still cupping your cheek, he sighs as your lips connect, head feeling hazy that this is finally what it feels like to finally kiss you. he pecks your lips a couple of times before resting his forehead against yours.

"you have no idea how long I've been wanting to kiss you." he sighs.

"like you said, if you wanted a kiss, you could've just asked." you wink at him before sitting back and resume watching the series on your laptop.

oh my god.

well i am certainly doing well NOW😳😳 i just had dinner not that long ago and you best believe i absolutely DEVOURED this like a dessert🙏

friends to lovers????????? WITH THIS TYUN????!?!??!?!?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEE.😞😞😞😞

"i do, actually." he cups your cheek and pulls you a little closer to his face, before whispering, "so bad."

PLEASE. PLEASEEEEEEEEEE.

straight up shot through the heart. instant kill. i have a cat, hopes, and dreams, and you spared me no chance😖😖😖 this has brought me both suffering and joy and for that i would like to deeply thank you😔🙏💓

[bamtor1sss]

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪Eclat D'Arpege𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪

honestly a short little thing i wrote up! maybe I’ll finish it someday but i dunno~

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you met beomgyu through a mutual friend at an underground party-silk, music, low lights, and even lower inhibitions. he's cocky, sharp-tongued, his cologne that seeps into your nose and not to mention him smirking like he owns the room. but behind closed doors it's a different story.

he looks at you, eyes challenging, jaw tense and hair sticking to his forehead

"I don't want gentle," he growls, unbuttoning his shirt slowly, defiantly. "If I give you the reins, don't treat me like I'll break. I want you to make me remember who's really in charge."

and just like that, he's on his knees, panting and aching forming in between his legs—but his gaze stays locked with yours, daring you to earn his submission the hard way.

you’ll have to break him down piece by piece-not because he's weak, but because he chooses to let you.

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please please please reblog or comment to let me know if i should finish this!! also if you have any fic requests please send them my way!! ^^🖤

[yawnzbf]

ER DEPT — A Love Language

Synopsis: yn has never met a staircase they couldn’t fall down, a cat they wouldn’t chase into danger, or a completely avoidable situation they couldn’t make worse. If there’s an incident report being filed, their name’s probably already on it. And if there's an ER nurse sighing for the fifth time that week? It’s definitely Taehyun.

Taehyun just wants to do his job: treat patients, clock out, and not form dangerously soft feelings for the one walking disaster who treats the ER like a revolving door (that's right: yn).

Warnings: time stamps don't matter, use of strong language, it is a light hearted fic, calling taehyun 'wife' (smau + written)

Relationship: ER nurse taehyun x gender neutral reader

meet the cast :

yn's fam | tyun's squad

visits :

01. blood donation

02. juicebox

03. cold? apparently not?

04. lawfully wedded wife

05. playing hero

06. danger magnet

[zzhengyu]

GYUTRALALA 🐻🌸🎀

[huellitaa]

tinnitus play and suddenly im climbing up the walls scratching the ceiling rolling up the floor juggling my nuts shaking my ass

[boba-beom]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

i would clench down on him like a pit bull's bite u would have to get a fucking crowbar to pry me off of him i would strike fear into women and children around me u would have to shackle my ankles and draw and quarter me to get me off of him are u fucking serious right now

[boba-beom]

guys i’ve been in a taehyun brainrot for almost a good month now 😭 i can’t stop thinking about his voice when it’s a little lower than usual, or even his low chuckles UGH I literally break down from the thought of it.

also something about taehyun wearing a watch?!?

or accessorising in general has me so 😵‍💫

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED AND WHEN I TELL YOU I FREAKED OUT. HE’S SO BOYFRIEND HERE. TAEHYUN JUST ONE CHANCE I BEG

[wolfytae-exe]

just thinking of Taehyun catching you riding/humping your pillow while quietly whimpering his name while he’s over at your house for a boys night with your brother Yeonjun

[touchtanked]

⟢ . . . you're the one thing i swear i can't outgrow ; s.l.

" how is it now, that somehow, you're a stranger? you were mine just yesterday. . . "

laughs on swings, soft kisses on cheeks. whispered secrets and hushed giggles underneath a fort so fragile. a relationship, neither platonic nor romantic, that lasted years suddenly meets its abrupt end when sophia laforteza, your best friend since diapers, leaves your hometown with a promise to keep in touch. promises are meant to be broken. you suppose.

⤷ tags ⸝⸝ taglish/filo smau + narrations, non-idol!au, university!au, childhood bestfriends (more like situationship honestly), kind of a slowburn im ngl, angst, fluff hopefully, explicit language and crude humor, mention of substances, kinda red flag sophia if you squint

⤷ pairing ⸝⸝ sophia laforteza x fem!reader

⤷ cast ⸝⸝ all of katseye, taehyun n yeonjun from txt, soojin (soloist), yunjin from lsrfm, and most likely other idol n celeb cameos !

⤷ status ⸝⸝ ongoing

⤷ author's note ⸝⸝ no one mentioned in this story is an accurate depiction of who they are in real life. this is all for fun and fiction. any pictures used are from pinterest n tumblr. please excuse any errors regarding the accuracy of the american school system and any school mentioned. special mention to @/cinnamanz's mamma mia au .. it gave me the motivation to write smaus again lmao please enjoy my katseye/sophia brainrot i love them so. stream gnarly!

PROFILES. . . dream blunt rotation | HOP ON GROW A GARDEN RN | is EVERY gay person this hopeless???

00. prologue

01. would kill for cinnabon and coffee rn

02. unattainable

main m.list

divider creds to @/enchantings. this work is cross-posted on twitter under the same user, @touchtanked. please don't repost, translate, plagiarize, or feed my works to ai.

[bamtor1sss]

♡︎ Favorite Spot ♡︎

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gn!reader x bf!beomgyu

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ warning : MNDI!! , edging, not proofread, begging, sub gyu , gabby brainrot prt2!!

you saw the trend where you put ribbon around your favorite part on your partner, so you pulled beomgyu into your shared bedrooms and  had him sit down. you tied a few bows over each of his fingers- "y/n? what’s this about” he smiled a little shyly looking down "well~ i’m putting a bow over my favorite spots on you” beomgyu looked up so pliantly, he laughed so shyly “ah-? so that’s what’s this is about? mm- so why is it your favorite spot?” he was so blushy~ and as you stood above him  he looked up “mm when I get back home and i walk through the hallway, peeking into the room and I hear your pretty little whimpers-“ you leaned down closer to him, leaning down to his neck—trailing your finger down his chest to his arms “and I hear your little whines being covered by your arm being hung over your face.. as your long veiny fingers stroke up and down over your hard and leaking length” you purred into his ear making him shiver, his knuckles going white from him clenching his bed sheets; you looked down to see the obvious budge in his pants “and i can hear my voice being thrown in between those whines and whimpers~” “y-you watch me?” you nodded softly and only could notice the wet patch on his pants “gosh beomgyu~ you’re such a pervert? you liked being watched?” his entire face was flushed and his ears were red all he could do was nod. you looked down and nodded your head as if you were saying go on, do it; he couldn’t even barely wait, he unzipped his pants and pulled out his flushed, veiny length..  it was already dripping precum.

he couldn’t hold back the whine “come on baby, you can do it” you cooed and he obeyed wrapping the same ribbon tied fingers around himself and going up and down “ahh~ that’s is” you leaned in to kiss him “f-fuck” he groaned, throwing his head back “god y-y/n i’m not gonna last i-“ “come on? you can hold it in right? for me yeah?” you cupped his face and kissed down his neck, the cute whimpers that poured out of him turned into breathless gasps.. you grabbed his hand gesturing to pull it off “no-! mm’close! p-please” he nearly cried when he slowly stopped, his hips rutting against nothing to chase that friction “hand off” you commanded in a gentle tone, his other hand went to his sides as you wrapped your fingers one by one over his twitchy dick. you went slow going up and down, over each bump, rubbing your thumb against the tip, you would pick up your speed then slow it down.. going fast then slow watching him come undone, hands gripping the sheets; you could feel his member twitching and his hips stuttering. so you pulled away in just enough time before he could reach his high “n-no! no! y/n!” he panted and he let nonsense spew out of his mouth “please-! i’ll be good please- please-“ you cut off his little begs with a kiss, cupping his face. his few tears that fell didn’t go unnoticed, wiping the few stray tears. you reached your hand down and wrapped around his member, going at a steady speed “a-ah! shit y/n” he gasped between the kisses “m’close! so close!" he whined in that pathetic little voice, and surely enough he did. thick white ropes spewing out as he threw his head back letting out the cutest moans.. “god beomie, mm i’m milking you dry huh? you’ll be good for round two right?” you kissed down the side of his neck, all he could let out a whimper and nod his head eagerly <3

ayyy this was so messy you can really tell in the writing so sorry if it doesnt rlly make sense lmaooo 😭😭BUTT i am working on sm new fics so messy drabbles like this might be here for a bit- ALSOO TYSM FOR 50 LIKES ON MY TXT KINK POST?!? THATS THE MOST LIKES IVE GOTTEN SO I JUST WANNA SAY TY POOKIES ILY🥹

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please please please reblog or comment! & if you have any fic requests please send them my way!! ^^🖤

[zzhengyu]

GYUTRALALA 🐻🌸🎀

[hyukascampfire]

(🏐) SALT & FOAM .. い葉 hard thoughts

𝓘N WHICH 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝘂𝘁𝘆 , 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝖾𝗁𝗒𝗎𝗇'𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗄 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗃𝗈𝖻 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎

lifeguard태현 ⊹ fem r 8OO smut non idol . . . public sex unprotected sex perv/cocky tyun

⠀ɑ︭ : @luvsicktyun put this in my inbox. that's my taehyun brainrot buddy >.< LIFEGUARD TYUN? yum yum yum. this is literally my first hard thought so i'm still learning the ropes, but hopefully this one works! i keep wanting to write in-scene but idk if that works as well for hard thoughts. oh well! here we go hehe

The sun is no joke, beating down on Taehyun with a vengeance. He might as well just begin melting over his big red seat; something like ice cream down a cone. It’s already hard enough to watch the foamy shorelines for beachgoers—he’s been out there for hours.

But you? You had to go and make his job harder, didn’t you?

You came here with your little squabble of girlfriends, all tan lines and sea salt in your hair. He can’t even see the rest of them past your rosy, sunkissed cheeks and the sanguine air radiating off you.

Well, you see, you are exactly his type. His absolute dream girl, and how fair is it that you’ve decided to come taunt him on the clock? You, and your cruel little tropical bathing suit? He hangs on to the way it clings to your soft edges like a total perv. He watches you sunbathe, tossing and turning to catch more amber rays, shamelessly. He shifts when he catches a glimpse of the sand dusting your ass as you turn over onto your belly. 

Taehyun is a man of boundless confidence. His job was  made just for somebody like him: sitting up on his tower, sun-bronzed arms on display for anybody to watch. And they do watch, and nobody loves the attention more than Taehyun. Let them watch, let them drool. Let them want him and never have him. 

Right now, though, he feels like a loser. Watching you—his shorts getting tighter. Pathetic. So when your girlfriends push themselves up from their beach towels to go god knows where, his brash and brawn wills him to abandon his post. Because only Taehyun would have the confidence to approach walk up to a woman like you and know for a fact that he’s got you.

Three miles down the beach, where he usually would be on watch, Taehyun wouldn’t have dared pulling something like this. That’s where people tend to go anyway; the beach is empty aside from you and your friends down here. But today he was placed here for whatever divine reason, and you just so happened to set your towels up by his post, so he couldn’t care less. He wouldn’t miss a chance like this for anything in the world, his job be damned.

Spewing some curses under his breath, he slips down from his perch and approaches you. Taehyun can’t help the wolffish pull to his mouth at the way the look in your eyes changes when you see him. He knows that look well. Knows that interest sparkling in your pretty eyes, because he knows one thing only: how could anybody not want him? 

Taehyun’s got a smooth mouth. It only takes a few moments for you to be giggling at whatever stupid shit he says, shoving at his shoulders as you twirl your hair. And the moment you start getting touchier, your cheeks glowing, he knows he’s got you.

Maybe it’s public indecency, and maybe anybody that decided to take a walk down this stretch of beach would see you, and maybe he should be making sure nobody drowns or some shit, but Taehyun doesn’t have it in him to care once his mouth is walking a path of smoldering nips down the column of your neck. You, a maneater in your own right, have deconstructed the confident man into somebody stupid enough to not even care.

Just how Taehyun had been fantasizing, he tugs the strings of your top loose with one easy tug, saying something about, “You know exactly what you’re doing.”

You just laugh because you do. You sent your friends for drinks for a reason. He couldn’t keep his eyes off you, hard as hell up there. “C’mon. You think you’re all that, but I know men like you. Horny losers.” To rub salt in the wound, you add, “In fact, you strike me as a ten pumps kinda guy.”

Well, Taehyun just won’t have that. With a scoff on his lips, he presses you into the sand, his hands all over your toasted skin. You taste like saltwater and smell like some exotic fruit body butter you probably lathered yourself in, and you feel so good wrapped around him that he worries he might actually last ten pumps. But that would be losing, and Taehyun doesn’t lose.

So he bends you clean in half until you’re mush beneath him, palms muffling your sounds and your nails down the warm skin of his back as if that’ll help you. Taehyun loves making pretty girls fall apart, but he especially loves making smart girls dumb. And you, limbs shaking and sand in your tangle of hair when he’s done with you, have become fully dumb. 

“Ten pumps?” Taehyun says, an insufferable slant to his mouth as he fixes your bikini bottoms, pulling them back just to let it go and snap to your skin.

With shaking thighs and not enough breaths to say something snarky, all you can do is glare. Taehyun had fucked your brains out, and you couldn’t even be mad about it. He leaves you as a mess when he returns to his seat as if nothing had ever happened, watching as your friends return and you have to make yourself presentable.

With your taste still in his mouth, lifeguard duty isn’t so bad.

OO1. 【 tagging 】 . . . @lvrs-street2mmorrow , @soohashits , @f4iryfever , @arcturus444 , @linqed , @serenityism00 , @immelissaaa , @luv4cheol , @lickingan0rchid , @20-cms , @hhoneylix , @beestvng , @hyucktapes , @bewitchless , @prince-jjae , @blankliving , @yaoizee , @stormy1408 , @missychief1404 , @izzyy-stuff , @miukuui , @lunesdesire , @sunoolver , @cherricola-star , @xylatox , @filmnings , @hearteyes4hobi , @hyunj00 , @taebatu , @caratcakemoa , @biteyoubiteme , @dawngyu , @hyunruhi

rblgs & asks >ᴗ<

[junniieesbby]

@boba-beom BWBSBSNNANSJSNSB I CANTTTT

TAEHYUN ☆ PAST LIFE ACADEMY

[squishyo-o]

you wanted inspiration about the tongue thing I NEED TO SEE THIS WITH JEONGIN! (I love youuu)

(SKZ) Jeongin Brainrot ❤️‍🔥

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I love our innie

That man has a tongue and he knows how to use it. Fight me.

In a way, innie likes being the dominant one, but there’s some days where he just gets so riled up and pussy drunk that he could just eat you out for hours. Sometimes he gets a bit needy with it too. But let’s imagine it happened in the morning..

CW!: I.N being thirsty for that 🐱, needy/"subby" innie in a way, nicknames (baby, cutie, pretty, probably others help-), praise (mainly innie praising how good your 🐱 is), obviously oral (f receiving), morning sex, there’s probably more atp

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You hear a soft whine coming from Jeongin "innie?" You assumed that he just woke up and was just stretching. "Cutie.." he said as you turned over to look at him. He pulled you closer to him and gave you a kiss. "Baby.. I need you.." "hmm..? What’s wrong?" "I need a taste.. please?" You couldn’t say no to his sleepy whiny voice so you nodded, giving him the okay to do what he wanted. "Did someone have a naughty dream?" You teased him.

His cheeks got flushed a little bit before he removed the covers and got between your legs to remove your pajama pants. "Yes.." he admitted. "And now I’m hungry. So this will be my breakfast this morning". He gently rubbed your thighs before slipping off your pants and your underwear at once. Whatever dream it was, it turned jeongin into someone else. He put a finger in and curled it a little, listening to your whimpers as he barely did anything with one digit. "Needed this so bad.." he whined.

He went ahead and stuck in a second finger, listening to the sounds of your whines again, turning into soft moans. "Innie.." Jeongin chuckled. "Feel good?" "Mhm.. fuck.." "keep it up cutie.. m’gonna use my mouth.." he said. He took his fingers out of you and licked them with a groan. He then dipped his face in between your legs and began making out with your clit. Immediately, you began to moan and whine Jeongin’s name. He was always so good with his tongue and he never failed to make you scream with it every time.

Jeongin was taking his time with you and making you cum. Savoring every taste with a whine. "J-jeongin.. fuck- y’tongue I-i.." you felt him chuckling against your pussy, which made it throb more. He kept dancing his tongue around your folds and sucking on the bud of your clit. The hunger he felt in this very moment was something he’d never experienced. "Jeongin.. innie.. I’m gonna cum!" You moaned. Jeongin kept going faster as you squeezed your legs around Jeongin’s head.

A moment of sobbing Jeongin’s name and finally you spilled all your juices into his mouth, pulling on his hair as you came. Electrolytes went through your thighs as you made a sticky mess in his mouth. He licked up your cum, helping you ride out your orgasm. He came up from between your legs and gave you a kiss, tasting yourself, which somehow made it ten times better. "Hope y’know we’re not done.." he said. "W-what do you mean..?" He got into bed with you and lifted you up so you’d be straddling him.

"Ohhh.. you want me to ride you.. I see innie.."

"No. I need you to sit on my face."

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𝔸ℕ: aaaand she’s done folks 💪😼 took me a minute with this one cuz I was thinking of plot but I like the way it turned out and I hope you did too <3

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