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[the-not-so-safe-way]

Tokyo Revengers As things I have heard on a road trip...

warnings: language??

Draken: What you guys doing???

Takemitchiy: Shhh he's about to finish his third bag of cotton candy

Mikey: It has been completed! I AM THE KING OF COTTON CANDY EATING!!

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Ran: wait how many people showed up to the concert??

Rindou: like 5

Ran: ohh so it's giving unwanted...

Sanzu: this is what happens when you join choir

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Mikey (talking about ran and rindou) : Jesus I left them alone for two minutes and now they have matching Stanley's

Sanzu: their turning into a middle school popular girl

kokonoi : next they'll be buying crop tops and Brandy Melville

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Ran: NOOOO AGHHHHH

Sanzu: oh

Rindou: i don't know how to feel about this

sanzu: It's just a dogo

Rindou: i'm glad they're in love but it's a little strange

Sanzu: Hey man love is love

Rindou: but how would it work it's a fish and a dog

Ran: THATS WHAT YOU GUYS ARE THINKING ABOUT That dog was SWALLOWED

Sanzu: Ran don't judge

Rindou: Yeah Ran 😡😡😡

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mikey **shows picture of duck**

sanzu: where's its knife

mikey: it was ciezed by the united states government

Sanzu: not the fbi?? the feathered bird investigators??

mikey: oh don't worry they are after him too

**shows picture of baby duck**

this is his child he's also on the run from the fbi and the irs

sanzu (disappointed): the whole family is crime

mikey: only those two his wife didn't know but he doesn't know was that the wife was having a affair

sanzu: with the fbi agent

mikey: and the president

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Authors notes;-;

Been on my haikyuu grind recently maybe I'll post some of that

[the-not-so-safe-way]

Tokyo revengers as things I've heard in the past week...

Warnings! Language, mentions of the American sword,

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Mikey: I have a very dry mouth

Sanzu: I can confirm

Mikey: WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOUTH IS LIKE????

Sanzu: I see you sleeping

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Takemitchiy ••Open laptop plays loud moose sound•• ••Slams laptop shut••

Draken: The fuck was that??!!

Takemitchiy: found out what a moose sounds like

Draken: ummm you have fun with that....

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Rindou: Can you name five tool songs? Sir you have been standing there for two minutes not saying anything are you going to answer the question or not??

Ran ••walks away backwards••

Rindou: Well... that was fun... I think?

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Sanzu: Where are you?

Mikey: Ina feild... my feet are wet

Ran: Sucks to suck

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Izana: What are you doing???

Emma: making you into a corquette aesthetic girly

Shinchiro: Then why did you give him the American sword??

Emma: Because it's corquette! why else?

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Thats it for now!

[the-not-so-safe-way]

Tokyo revengers as things I've heard In the past week

Warnings: none!

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Ran: Imagine getting the secret love child of a buzz and a mullet

Sanzu: Huh?

Kokonoi: Sanzu you don't star a convention by saying "huh"

Sanzu: Umm, I do?

Ran: I'm convinced sanzu just doesn't have a concept of humor

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Takemitchiy: I'm not going to go outside today

Draken: damn go be social you soc

Takemitchiy: I'm going to be social via the internet

Draken: LAMEEEE 🙄

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Mikey: What did you do to your earrings?

Sanzu: I put cheese it's on them!

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Draken: "titanium dioxide is considered possibly carcinogenic to humans after inhalational exposure." POSSIBLY, after INHALATION.

mikey: yea, I always have to inhale my skittles and tampons

Draken: Seriously?!

Mikey: no but like seriously. . . ALWAYS I MUST

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Draken: Mikey what ate you doing???

Mikey: What do you mean??? I'm just sitting here??

Draken: I hate when you make weird mouth sounds...

Mikey: All I did was say "what do you mean"

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Ran: guess who had two thumbs and a fever of 101.7 degrees

Rindou: Patrick Swayze?

Ran: Nope! Me!

Rindou: Nice job?

Ran: Thank you!

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Mikey: guess who found a staple in their food.

Izana: Who?

Mikey: Me

Sanzu: Ummm can I have it?

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[the-not-so-safe-way]

Tokyo Revengers charcters as my frisbee team......

Ok I know a tone of people who see this dont play ulitmate frisbee/dont know what it is..... so when i say like endzone i mean like the scoreing area

Warnings: inappropriate language, mentions of killing an ant, bonten, toman, and izana, tell me if I missed anything

Milkey: ---insert incopmrehendal screaming---

Draken: please stop

Minkey: Lol nope!

Mikey: ---countiues to scream---

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Mikey: ---Randomly starts meowing---

chifuyu: ---joins in---

draken: what the hell

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Bonten Ran: Yoooo guys i just found loose carmels in my poket

Bonten Sanzu: Yooo can i have one

Bonten Ran: What the fuck no

Bonten Sanzu: oh ok then (walks away)

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Mikey: (gets sturdy while singing dancing queen)

Baji and takemitichy start to join him

Draken: honestly at this point im numb to it

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Takemitchiy: dude the endzone scares me like frfr

Draken: right in the same way that ant scared you

takemitchiy: In my deffence that ant was like the size of my finger

Draken: right it was

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Takemitchiy: NO! SHIT WONT YOU DIE! oh i killed it. Nevermind.

Draken: dude it's a fucking ant

takemitchiy: yeah and it was the size of my finger

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chifuyu: Baji do you want to know something?????

Baji: sure.....

chifuyu: Im not like other girls im shrek

baji: yeah you are

chifuyu looking shocked: you suck.

baji: i know

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Ran: What's the best Flavor of pie?? I think it's kiwi

Rindou: are you talking about the bird or the fruit

ran: --grim smile--

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