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necrotic-nephilim · 1 year ago

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I’m here to bother you again!!!

You don’t have to if you don’t want to but maybe dark ship bingo with timjay or brudick????

hELLO i love being bothered by you this is delightful omg thank you, i would love to

Here is JayTim, I can't believe I only got one bingo for them. Ironically I genuinely don't view Jason and Tim as family, even when I'm not shipping them, I think they're tentative allies at best and you can only brother-ify them if you're doing very generously OOC fluff, a la WFA-style. They're absolutely toxic and codependent on each other's existence, Tim wouldn't exist without Jason and Jason is Undeniably Weird about Tim, but not brothers so I can't check off the familial squares. Also, I have no idea if I've been blocked by 10+ people, but it'd be funny if I am. And funnily enough, I don't think Tim or Jason are vanilla in any capacity even when they're not fucking. Especially not Tim, that boy is Certified Weird.

and ofc BruDick I nearly blacked out the whole board because they absolutely are weird and unwell. Some of these only apply to certain AUs of BruDick (like an idea I have rattling in my skull rn with Talon!Dick) but most of it applies to them all the time. I really need to write some fucked up BruDick, it's tragic I haven't yet. Right now the two fics I'm working on are a weird JayDick and a more fluffy DamiDick, but I have Plans™ for BruDick too. They are the OG and deserve their flowers for being the most toxic mess you've ever seen.

#necrotic answerings #batcest #jaytim #brudick #i loved this so dearly ty your asks mean everything to me <3 #so do your tags on my posts you reblog i love your thoughts you Get It™#when i say timjay isn't brotherly i am mostly referencing pre-flashpoint but i don't think they're familial in the new-52 or rebirth either #i haven't read a *ton* of rebirth but knight terrors: robin was *not* brotherly and idk why ppl try to read it like that #shipping brain aside i think they can like each other in canon. get along be friends. if dc actually tried to put work into developing that #but it's not brotherly. they may both view dick as a brother. but that axis point doesn't make *them* siblings and I'll die on that hill #brudick is far more complciated because they're father/son/brothers/mentor/mentee/rivals/friends all at once #it entirely depends the comic #but i don't enjoy them as a nuclear father/son either and i think making their relationship that destroys nuance #*especially* if we're talking early pre-flashpoint or pre-crisis #it's not devoid of fatherly love but it's not defined by fatherly love either #they're complicated little guys who are barely on speaking terms half the time <3 #you can tell when i get passionate about something bc my typing style changes entirely.#talking about myself? no capitals bc i'm boring as the hate anon put #talking about the ships? all uppercase and proper grammar. we must be Professionals™#anyway i loved doing this it made me rlly Think about what dynamics i like about both ships this was delightful #of all the batcest ships i think jaytim and brudick get the trophies for Most Unwell #and damitim can clock in at third #i don't yuck anyone's yum who wants to domesticate jaytim or brudick the fluffy fics can be cute and power to you #but it's not how i fundamentally ship them and i don't have interest in writing them clean or healthy

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