#tbf if it stashed it in its pocket it would be prone to getting lost or misplaced with how often MB fucks up or needs to replace clothes | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

oposssumsaucee · 1 year ago

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I don't know what fucks me up more, the fact that Constructs just have a Secret Ribcage Pocket for storage or the fact that it's so underutilized that MB forgets an entire FutureTech WiFi Extender in there for an absurd amount of time. You're telling me it's not jostling in there??? Is the construct equivalent of a Glove Compartment lined with velvet??? The company would never. Thunk thunk bitch your secret best friend ham radio is audible whenever you run but no one's brave enough to make smalltalk with you about it.

#tmbd #murderbot diaries #the murderbot diaries #i have a hard time imagining it as anything smaller than say #a case for wireless earbuds #even if it were something closer to an airtag in size and construction itd still be like. jostle jostle.#realistically if it was making any noise MB could just wrap it in like. a scrap of shirt and then forget about it but its funnier like this #MB really went Yeah that secret storage i have in my chest and elaborated no further #this artifact my friend gave me can go in THE LUNG STORAGE #tbf if it stashed it in its pocket it would be prone to getting lost or misplaced with how often MB fucks up or needs to replace clothes #secunit your thought process is fascinating to me

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