#tbh its all venti's fault...

[kaeyachi]

ok ok stooop can we take a moment to ponder on the fact that Angel's Share is a hotspot for the craziest visitors ever?

[gold-rhine]

oof. already got several different questions on hsr new story, so i guess i'll just make one post explaining my opinion, bc like i dont really care if it somehow feels more boring, or animations are not good, or designs are bad. This is Narrative Critique The Blog, i care about good story and interesting exploration of a theme

so like. hsr 3.0 spoilers. we have this faux ancient greece, but with technology world that had like ancient gods they call titans. at some point these titans were corrupted by the abyss or smth and started attacking humans, but like not all of them i think? the one main god left a "prophecy" that said that like special human heros will need to kill titans and take their powers for themselves. then this god peaced the fuck out. humans are still worshipping these titans as gods btw.

so at some point our team of heroes meets one of the non-hostile titans. they need his help to kill another titan who is actively hostile and tries to kill all humans. the titan tells them that he's in pain and constant torture for hundreds of years, that its all humans fault, that these heroes are bloodthirsty butchers, their prophecy is a cruel sham and that he'd rather watch the world burn then help them.

and like. they just don't care. they have a sentient being who can communicate with them and tells them their beliefs are wrong and they are hurting him, and they do not even fucking ask wait what do you mean our prophecy is a sham? is there any way we can help you or at least lessen your suffering? do you maybe know why the corruption thing is happening and how can we stop it, so we don't have to kill the titans?

no, they go like. listen buddy, real pity you've been tortured for eternity or whatever, but if you dont do what we tell you, we're gonna kill you and take your power. like??? just absolute lack of any empathy, absolutely cruel myopic tunnel vision of only caring about yourself. like i don't care if they will subvert the prophecy later or not, even with what they have right now they SHOULD HAVE at least questioned it.

like imagine if this is how nahida talked to corrupted apep. imagine if instead of healing dvalin, venti was like hey sorry for your depression, but get the fuck out of mond or i will put you down like a dog.

like they really are bloodthirsty butchers tbh

[kanonavi]

hello new mutual navi <3 what are your thoughts on tgcf <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Hiiii new mutual Star <3 It's nice to hear from you, even though Hua is a menace and is terrorizing us <3 <3 I'll have you know I was at orchestra rehearsal and was unable to defend myself from their vicious attack, this was all very rude of them lol

But yeah tgcf omg.... I have so many thoughts about it tbh. For reference, I'm currently 6 volumes in (7 is in my possession, just waiting on my roommate to finish it first. If I read past him he'll get sad) and have watched all of the donghua so far and it's like. There are few things that I have felt more like the Target Audience for. My roommate clocked me for this, so this entire thing is his fault and now I've read 6 entire not-insubstantial novels in half a year.

To get the obvious part out of the way, I adore hualian, and out of all of my ships I think they're the closest I've ever gotten to loving both characters in it equally. Like in xiaoven I have a bias for Venti and in xingyun I have a bias for Chongyun, but with hualian I really and truly struggle to pick a favorite. If I had to choose, Xie Lian would probably win out just barely over Hua Cheng, but probably only because we're in his head for the books and thus get to experience his silly thoughts and awful trauma firsthand. However, they are rightfully a set, do not separate in my mind.

I do have a favorite character outside of the main pairing though and that character is Shi Qingxuan and I love her so so so so much it's not even funny. My roommate didn't predict this even though Qingxuan and Venti are so incredibly same guy, it's like. Of course I, renowned Venti enjoyer amongst my compatriots, was going to love the character who's the master of the wind, is a bit silly goofy, enjoys their drink, and also has a cool Gender going on. I have, however, been cursed (blessed) by my roommate's takes about her that don't seem very fandom mainstream, so I am just going to be content rotating her in my brain endlessly. She is in the microwave. Also, it's been an absolute treat watching her in s2 of the donghua, she is everything to me.

The last thing I'll add for my bare minimum thoughts about this series is that I do actually like it for very similar reasons that I like Genshin Impact. In Genshin, I've always been very fond of the immortal characters because I love the way that the writers at mhy explore the humanity of inhuman characters. The Gods and Dragons and Adepti and God-made Puppets and otherwise in Genshin aren't human, but the struggles that they face are incredibly human, whether living like and alongside humanity is one of their goals or not.

Tgcf, with its humans (exceptional humans, but still humans) that ascend to godhood, is much the same to me. Most of the Upper Court officials are completely detached from humanity much of the time, but their struggles and their vices are completely and totally human. Xie Lian is the most interesting of them all to me, since he's used his godhood to live the human life that he was never allowed when he was actually human, and I could go on an entire rant about that but I'll spare you the details. Every character in the series is so interesting in the way that their human problems have been left to grow and fester over the course of the centuries, and it's both awful and enthralling to watch.

oops that was so long my head is very full of thoughts. Thank you for the ask, even though it was kind of an arranged playdate lol I appreciate the chance to ramble <3

[iunartear]

Genshin Impact x Baldur's gate 3 headcanons pt.2

...or what if Genshin characters were put into the world of Faerûn and you were the Tav~~

pt.1

A/N: I’m back!! this was so fun to write tbh!! I love it and hope you’ll enjoy it aswell, hope it doesn’t bother anyone that I changed the format and am excluding now the backstory of each character! Maybe I’ll write them down one day? Who knows!! Thank u for reading🫶

Lisa

ੈ✩‧₊˚ STATS Race: High Elf

Class: Wizard [Transmutation School]

Background: Sage

It’s been a long time since you’ve joined this path adventurer, and yet it still seems like your road began only now. What will bring your future, you ask? Oh darling, that is not something you ask a simple witch like me!

And yet again, fortune telling proved to be a scam. Or did it? By chance you met this purple clothed witch, who was saying that she can predict others' futures. You were dumb enough to fall for it, and get charged extra just because she gave you a purple rose that looked absolutely stunning in your hair. Compliments were not your strong suit, so you took it with grace and with a smile on your face followed her to a small shop right around the corner while she was stuffing her pockets with the gold you gave her.

Inside the shop it turned out that she did some fancy visual spells on a crystal sphere, said some very broad stuff and was already hushing you out of the shop. You may not be the smartest after falling for that idiotic scam, but you knew well enough how to fight for your rights. Or so you thought, after all there was no consumer protection in Baldur’s Gate, at best you’ll look like a moron that fights with a door.

And yet you still chose the latter, and screamed at the door while barging on it with a fist for 30 minutes or more. Your group was having mixed feelings at best, because truly, it was your fault yet your determination was very admirable. Out of pity and some type of duty, Beidou joined your chant of screams and curses, so that you’re not alone looking like an idiot! What a lovely friend.

After an hour, the door finally opened, with the same witch that had more of a… nervy expression, an annoyed smile found its way on her face. With a customer service voice, she asked if you need anything from her. Of course you did! Why else would you act like a feral dog under a stranger's door?

You threatened her that she better give you all the money back plus some recompensation for the lost hour that you spend under her door, or else you won’t talk as nice as you do right now. Which you do not, but that’s not important.

She finally lets go and with an eye roll, she turns around and goes into her shop again, only to come back with a bag of gold. She throws it into your hands and with crossed arms said that now she expects to set some conditions.

You get the money bag, if you let her join the squad.

Well you pretty much agreed without any consideration.

But why is the shop named Lisa and Jean?

Congratulations, -10 off of the probability of getting scammed!

Venti

ੈ✩‧₊˚ STATS

Race: Dragonborn [Blue Dragonborn]

Class: Sorcerer [Storm Sorcerer]

Background: ???

Oh that beautiful harp sound that calls out for you, in those deep deep woods. Who could potentially play it so beautifully? Whose spirit you felt, by just entering the forest? Was it possibly a nymph? Did you finally reach that status of an adventurer where you meet those beautiful beings?…

Obviously not, and Nilou made sure to make you quickly go back to reality. Nymphs don’t live in those terrains! Truly a disaster.

After a few long steps, you finally find the source of the music. It was a Dragonborn? Since when were Dragonborn’s bards?

“You need to stop stereotyping.” That voice said, the music stopping as if to shame you into oblivions. But you didn’t mind. The mysterious person finally revealed itself to be named Venti, who turns out to be a sorcerer. The more you know!

He seemed quite confused as to why you’re here, explaining that he hasn’t seen anyone here in years. You shrugged it off and with stars in your eyes you began your monologue about a nearby treasure that was supposed to be lying here. A treasure left by the one and only Oghma, where it’s said that the one who finds it, will get rich and live a luxurious life forever.

Venti only laughed a melodic laugh at this claim, saying later that no such treasure exists, and sadly that you’ll have to continue your life as a poor peasant. Obviously he didn’t choose such words, you just understood it that way, while also taking full offense.

Disappointed and sad, you announced your departure with a sigh. When you were about to leave, the Dragonborn quickly stopped you, and said that he’d be interested in joining your small group.

And during all that banter, Nilou couldn’t let go of that question as to why he’s a sorcerer, not a bard.

You just gained +10 to wisdom, cool you’re getting smart!

Navia

ੈ✩‧₊˚ STATS

Race: Human

Class: Fighter [Champion]

Background: Folk Hero

Oh what sweet time to finally get a good night's rest! You’ve been working your ass off lately, those two additions to your team proved to be really useful, but you still couldn’t get away from running errands from total strangers that don’t even pay you adequately to the job you carry out. Not even with someone like Lisa, who barely did things to help anyway! All that stress built up so now you could only think about sleeping.

If only you could, because apparently even then that rest is not well deserved and has to be interrupted by a whole bombing of the village a few hundred meters away from your camp. Marvelous.

As you finally get up, to check upon the people there, you stumble upon weapons. Dozens of them actually. You look around and your eyes meet two ocean blue ones. A face framed by blonde locks, that seemed to have a life on its own in some places. A model-like figure, sitting in the middle of everything. She gave you an apologetic looking smile, though you were not sure.

She introduced herself as Navia, and explained that she didn’t bomb this village on purpose, it was all an accident. That bomb right next to her, or the remains of it, totally went off on itself.

You heard things like that from various people that were most probably guilty, so you didn’t want to jump to conclusions yet but, she did look guilty.

But putting aside your beliefs, since apparently you were too judgmental, out of courtesy, you asked if she needed anything, since the situation didn’t look particularly comfortable for someone to set up a camp. You hoped she would decline, which she of course didn’t. She quickly packed her things and now you were left with a third addition to your team, sitting now with everyone and cracking weird jokes.

You gained… +10 to bombs? I guess now breaking out of jail will be the easiest thing in the world.

Xiao

ੈ✩‧₊˚ STATS

Race: Githyanki

Class: Warlock [The Archfey]

Background: The Haunted One

You’ve been enjoying your time at camp with others, all happy and a little bit intoxicated. Navia, who at first seemed to be a total chaos and disaster, proved herself to be a great fighter who bitchslapped practically everyone who wanted to fight you. It’s good to have your own little minions that fight for you, isn’t it?

Venti acquainted himself with Nilou, who seemed to really enjoy his company. They both were now often to be seen playing or singing with each other, composing songs or just plucking some strings without any care in the world. Their newest song grew to be a hit. Everyone in camp loved it, and they even thought about going with it a little bit further, maybe they’ll introduce themselves at the circus that will open soon? Nonetheless, they loved to perform every night, right before bed.

This night was no different than others, everyone seemed to enjoy themselves, singing and dancing, sometimes even taking a sip from their beers. They actually got it purely by accident, the village that Navia bombed had a lot of beer left in their basements, so they didn’t want to let it go to waste!

But as always, your beautiful night accompanied by joyful singing and laughs, had to be interrupted. By a scream. Perfeeect

You all looked around, searching for the person, or whatever this was, but to no avail. After a few minutes, everyone gathered around the campfire. Deciding that it’s not worth it to pursue it that late at night, everyone bid a goodnight and went to their tent. But not you. And well not Nilou. You both noticed that Venti wasn’t here, so you feared the worst.

You started to search on your own, and after some time passed, you could hear singing. Ventis singing.

Quickly you went after his voice, where you were met with a truly surprising sight. There was a boy, a boy in a mask, lying in ventis lap. And venti was singing him a lullaby, or something similar.

You looked at Nilou confused, but it seemed she too was clueless. Both of you waited for a few minutes, to be finally introduced to a gith named Xiao. Apparently he collapsed in pain out of nowhere, and Venti's voice soothed it.

…+10 to Venti’s usefulness??

[threepointseven]

Your jealous!

🌺summary!🌺- They’re talking to another woman and you get jealous, how do they react?

Type- HC’s 🌷

Flowers included!🌼= venti, albedo (im not used to writing albedo just yet so hes kinda ooc!!)

Note🍀= im so sorry posting took so long! I recently gave my self a 3 day deadline for posting but this week i am just unimaginably busy. It’s exam week and the amount of assignments my teachers are giving me is so unnecessary!! Because i took so long to post again i’ll make another little piece right after this! Then again this is kinda lazy since im so tired rn but !!!! Enjoy!!!!

🥀flower toxin!🥀= insecurity, kinda angsty tbh, mentions of alcohol

Venti

As you walk into the tavern your greeted by the familiar scent of strong alcohol and the sound of drunkards in the air. Its such a common smell at this point since your here practically every day to drag your reckless drunkard boyfriend out of angels share and into some soberness.

But this time instead of seeing your boyfriend usually immediately catching sight of your figure and clinging onto you like a child you see him laughing away with the bar tender, a pretty thing the bar tender was.

She had a model figure and crystal like blue eyes, anyone could get lost in them. As you watch from the entrance of the tavern venti and the woman laughing away, you feel a hint of insecurity begin to bubble up inside your stomach.

It turned and twisted until the insecurity turned into slight anger. You pouted and glared at your boyfriend. As he feels your jealousy from behind his back he keeps talking to the woman, occasionally touching her arms for the sake of riling you up.

You know he’s doing it on purpose, you know the alcohol wont push him to do anything but the unpleasant feeling keeps growing and growing. You look down at your feet before walking out of angels share, your frown visible from afar.

Apparently venti noticed as he immediately ditched the bartender “aahh-! Y/N waitt~!”

As your back faces the door your shocked with a sudden weight on your back. “Sweetheart~! Why did you storm off?” You panic as your drunken boyfriend slurs his words and nuzzles into your neck.

Your trying to hide the tears threatening to fall that are at the edge of your eye as you shrug it off. “…..just something about how you were so touchy with that woman..”

“Ahahah… your jealous~~” the drunk man trips over his words and holds you tighter.

“I was just playin’ around..” hes on the verge of slumber as he cuddles into you more.

You know he was playing around. It was clear to see he just wanted to rile you up. Venti boops your nose and teases you more, chanting ‘your jealous’ in a singy song tone. Usually this wouldnt be a problem to you, but tonight he drunk an extra few bottles, and that woman was offaly pretty.. the tears at the brim of your eyes fall as you try to push yourself away from venti. “Eh-? Huh?! W-windblume why are you crying..?! You know i’d never cheat on you~ i was just joking around!”

Your boyfriend cups your face as you try to suppress the tears.

“I-i know but venti..-“ you cough and hiccup through your words, venti caressing your cheeks and kissing your forehead “what if all the alcohol leads you- to do something..!”

What if?

“Id never-!! Your like the best thing thats ever happened to me, id never let anything posses me to cheat on you windblume!” You can tell he’s trying his best not to mess up his words as the wine in his system swirls around.

Maybe its the lies of the alcohol talking, maybe he actually will cheat on you in the future. But for now you cant help but lean into his warm hold.

Albedo

What was he supposed to do? You know it wasnt his fault. All he’s doing is talking to a knight of Favonius! But did the knight really have to be the knight that has has the biggest crush on albedo for practically ever? You know he wouldnt cheat on you, the day he chests on you is the day he dies! Although you know that the feeling of envy builds up inside of you as you try your best not to glare daggers at the woman.

You watch the blush form on the knight’s face as albedo instructs her something.

“Bedo..? Shall we get going?” You muttered out after having enough of the knights blushes and flirty touches. “Hm..? Ah Y/N, please do give me a second i still have a few documents to give to her.”

“Of course.”

You pout and turn away from your boyfriend, you can see the look on the knights face. Her bitter, arrogant eyes looking down on you. It makes your stomach twist, the unsettling feeling overtakes you as you hear them, the work chit chat turning into idle chit chat, the soft platonic touches turned into flirty touches and that was your breaking point.

“Ah sorry but it seems your done with your business stuff so me and my boyfriend must get going!“

You dragged your oblivious boyfriend out of the womans sight, keeping his arm slinked around yours.

“Y-Y/N… what was that about..?”

He stutters and pants from you suddenly dragging him away from the womans sight.

“I was just- that knight was being offaly comfortable with you… im surprised you didnt notice”

“Well i was talking to her about work-“

“I was jealous..! Practically the entirety of mondstat knows that knight has a crush on you and you didnt notice nor do you ever reject her flirting..!”

Albedo’s eyes widened. Truth be told he really didnt know, he found it impossible for anyone to like him as he was too focused on you. He doesnt understand jealousy, but if it means you’ll smile again he’ll comfort you as much as it takes.

“Ah- darling i dont think theres a reason to be envious..” he softens his voice and approaches you, hands reaching for your cheeks as he leans into you.

“I know but what if someday-“

“There is no ‘what if’, i only love you. I dont have the ability to love anyone else to be honest..” he leans his forehead onto yours, knowing that he’s not incredibly into skinship and he’s doing this?

“Please dont be jealous, there’s simply no reason to, i only ever talk to that knight because she’s somewhat of a messenger.”

His soft touches, as light as a feather, barely touching your skin and his affectionate forehead kisses… how could you stay upset when your reserved boyfriend is trying oh so hard to comfort you?

Requests open and reblogs are vv appreciated💕

[babysizedfics]

my roman brain is zooming again so: what is the longest either of the boys have ever been little, and what would be a little roman/big virgil scenario??? im just imagining slightly perplexed caregivers because vee is clearly big and ro is clearly little and its New but they Vibe anyway and roman feeling cared for as part of the family and like his age dreaming isnt just asking for attent— heck i’m projecting like a lot of people on this blog but ?? also YAY im super glad you’re happy! —smallanon

here we go first hc of the day!!

firstly: the longest they've been little

for roman it was when he was preparing the garden wedding for his cgs! he was just full of childish excitement because he felt like a secret agent since he didnt tell anyone about it bc it was a surprise

and he just kept imagining how happy lo and pat would be and how proud they would be that he made all the decorations - so for pretty much the entire week before the wedding he was little!! he just had so much energy, he would direct that energy into making things and bouncing around and singing and dancing because if he had let himself be big the excitement actually might have spilled over into him blurting out the secret

so it was honestly a sneaky tactic to get himself to keep it secret

it was so long for him purely because he is very functional and can easily do adult tasks even when he is pretending to be a kid - like my friend duckie explained it, age dreaming is doing childrens activities and behaviours but with an adult mindset

so he could still do his chores and stuff and look after himself (though i think he would have hyperfixated on the wedding and maybe lsot track of time a lot) but it was all imbued with a sense of childish wonderment and hyperactivity

for virgil it's less of a happy scenario, at some point i am going to write this, it's honestly quite venty and completely projecting tbh

one week virgil is headed toward sensory overload but his caregivers are not aware of the signals and do not pick up on it - this culminates one day in them accidentally pushing vee's overload over the edge and he has a full blown autistic meltdown

the fic will explore the actual meltdown and how it is handled so i won't detail that here

but after such an intense and honestly traumatic experience virgil goes mute for a few days and to handle the distress of it all, his brain makes him regress and it doesn't let up for a few days

he is usually only regressed in bouts of a few hours, sometimes for a whole day but after that he usually won't need to regress for another day (the rule with him is roughly 50/50 for big/little headspace)

but this time he is completely in a baby headspace for several days and patton and logan are of course okay with that and offer him so much support and attention and love and are very careful not to overlod him again (because once you have a meltdown things do not go back to normal, you are very hypersensitive and are at risk of another one if you take on too much too fast)

but they are admittedly worried and saddened that virgil was so distressed to warrant such a long regression spell - they wouldnt have it any other way and are relieved now more than ever that virigl has such a healthy coping mechanism, they just wish he wasn't in so much pain

and virgil being around little roman

usually virgil had felt quite unsure and a little uncmfy being around roman while he is big but ro is little - it was a really really rare occurrence anyway though, it probably only happened once before because a) roman is usually omly little because he sees vee is little and b) if vee is big but sees ro little then his baby brother brain kicks in and he just wants ro to be his big brother again so he regresses

but during that week that roman was little before the secret wedding, roman actually had to let him in on the plan because he needed help with some decorations

and virgil is really awkward at first when he realises ro is little while they are sitting in his room while roman makes origami flowers and tries to show him how to do it

he feels a bit weird because he is used to roman being older than him even when theyre big - as much as virgil would never admit it, he does secretly like being the youngest side, it feels safe and comforting even when he's not regressed

but now roman is acting like a little kid and virge is definitely not regressed and he's not sure how to cope with it, his anxiety is hurtling thoughts through his mind about what if roman expects virgil to look after him? what if roman throws a tantrum? what if roman thinks virgil is boring or stupid? what if roman actually regresses and becomes a baby and hurts himself and it would be all virgils fault then everyone would blame him?? (yeah this is anxiety, none of this would actually happen)

but when roman sees that virgils hands are shaking too much to fold the origami, he puts his hands over virgils and rubs his thumbs over vee's knuckles softly and virgil sighs in relief

then roman says its ok if he cant do the origami because roman just thought of another thing that needs doing!! and he hands vee a pile of multicoloured paper and takes a sheet and rips it into strips then rips those strips into little squares

'petals for the flower boy!' he tells vee with a big smile, then wordlessly goes back to his paper lilies

and virgil tentatively picks up the papaer and starts ripping it and OH thats a rlly great sound rrrriiip rrrriiip

so virgil calms down a lot, it's a great stim to tear up paper and soon his fingers arent trembling and he feels a lot more comfortable because even when roman was little and virgil was big, roman was still looking out for him

and actually speaking to little roman isnt so different from speaking to big roman, virgil realises

they joke around a lot and are making lilies and petals for a couple of hours and feeling very relaxed

i do think this big virgil and little roman is really rare just because of how easily vee slips into his headspace but this one instance is very soft to me

[internetremix]

What are the crews thoughts on Game of Thrones???

Alex: i don't watch hbo i just go on twitter and get the full experience from 1500 very angry tweets about game of thrones

Kristen: Haha yeeaah these days you don't have to watch the show, you can just get it all via angry tweets and gif sets.

Atwas: Alex's method is the one I subscribe to as well, tbh. Maybe I'll watch the whole thing once it's over. Maybe not.

Kristen: HOOOOOOO I have feelings about Game of Thrones strap the fuck in.

I've been watching it with my dad since like... 2013? Which by the way watching Game of Thrones with your very conservative father is a weird experience and I don't recommend it but we're committed now, but uh anyway.

There's a lot of things I really love about Game of Thrones. I love most of the characters, the production value is amazing, it's beautiful to look at (until it's too dark lololol looking at you Battle of Winterfell), the music is absolutely gorgeous. The opening tbh makes me tear up as soon as the strings hit, it's just a really intense instrumental piece and I could honestly write an essay just about how that song makes me feel and what I feel like it's conveying and I'm a huge nerd.

But the show has had problems since like, season four? There's some real issues with how women are written in it, don't even get me started on how a whole lot of sex scenes magically became nonconsensual that were once noooot like that.And then there's the race issues and uh.... lots of little sloppy things getting sloppier as the seasons have gone on.

The thing that I find most frustrating is the post-books happenings, many of which, in theory, I wanted. But these things feel unearned, so they aren't what they should be. It used to be sometimes entire seasons would go to getting pieces around the board and then suddenly I guess Westeros is pretty fucking small and people can just fucking teleport or whatever. And then of course there's the stuff I didn't want, which is also happening, which feels worse because I'm like "this bad writing wasn't even a shortcut to something that might've been narratively satisfying".We're heading into the finale now and it's honestly kind of amazing just how much the show has absolutely imploded in on itself. I don't expect GoT to end happily, because it's not that kind of show. But I did hope that whatever tragedy or bittersweet victory we got would feel earned, and that's not happening. I was planning on rewatching the show once it was finished but now I don't want to- that's a huge timesink for something that ends up collapsing in on itself.

But at least we got Daenerys with her starbucks cup, which is my new favorite production fuck-up. Amazing.

Bro: Whomst with her what

Alex: 

Juno: Oh No

Kristen: She finally got her coffee

Uprising: I heard they kinda totally flipped daenerys' character around from what it was the whole rest of the show and that's kinda sad

Kristen: Yep. They claim there was foreshadowing and like. I can see how they'd claim that? But it wasn't well done. In the end her flip seemingly happened over the course of two episodes for very bad reasons.

Alex: “I am Not Here to Be Queen of the Ashes.”

Tex: I don't watch it so idk what's actually happening

Kristen: Neither do the writers

Alex: Daenerys became Mad Queen because someone gave her a venti for "Dennis"

Kristen: The ultimate "can I speak to your manager" rage

Alex: wait shit, i guess i should have answered this spam email from that one video i did

Kristen: "$20, a ship and my dragons" LMAO Goddamnit Alex WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE HER $20! THE SEVEN KINGDOMS ARE FUCKING WRECKED AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

Jojo: I like the dragon lady

Kristen: I have some bad news for you.

Jojo: Shh don’t spoil I haven’t watched... any of it

Alex: then i have some more bad news for you, you read this chat

Jojo: D arnit

Kristen: Jojo save yourself, don't do it. As I weep over the opening credits again and eat ice cream.

Phill: I loved every episode I've watched so far. the only problem is that western civilisation now has to deal with the equivalent of an anime going past the manga, and they're pissed.

Xander: RIP to all the parents who named their kids Daenerys

Kristen: Hahahahahaha. Honestly this only makes me want to name my kid Daenerys. I will not do it but man it's tempting. "WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTER AFTER THE MAD QUEEN??" "I have very high expectations."

Alex: "It's a boy!" "he is still daenerys"

Xander: The rumor come out: Kristen names daughter Murder God

Kristen: Please no, my kids can't have my name

Phill: Rumour come out: Kristen is pregnant

Xander: Kristen is pregnant?! STOP THE PRESSES

Kristen: Haha I am not. But I would like kids some day.

Xander: SHE IS PREGNANT

IGNORE THE DENIALS OF THE MOTHER

SHE IS BECOME THE BROOD QUEEN

Kristen: I. Uh.

Alex: is kriscuit pregante

Kristen: Um.

Phill: OH, ITS THE GLORIOUS FIRST STAGE OF PREGANCY: COMPLETE OBLIVIOUSNESS OF THE PREGNANCY

Kristen: Yeah I'm pregnant with multiple hellspawn and I can't wait for my little bundles of bloodlust to burst forth so we can reign hell upon this earth

Alex: so, you know, average friday

Xander: Okay, but you don't have to brag about it. I mean like, you're pregnant, cool. Calm down.

Phill: You know, the American dream

Kristen: Hahahahaha. God that would be great.

"Okay so I've got the names all picked out."

"These are all the names of fictional tyrants."

"And?"

Xander: Caligula Vladislav Trawcynski, get down here RIGHT NOW

Kristen: CALIGULA damn it is a shame Stephen would never go for that one

Xander: Okay but like phuck Stephen because Cal Trawcynski is a bitchin name

Phill: CALIGULA! SMALLER HITER! GREG FROM ACCOUNTING, GET DRESSED OR YOULL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL

Xander: HENRY VIII I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T CLEAN YOUR ROOM. 

Uprising: queelag. my first daughters name.

Alex: and like dmp before you, no one but one person will get the reference, and i guess assume queelag is just a normal ass name

Xander: Just name your kid Cal. If Stephen asks what it's short for, respond with "How dare you speak to me."

Xander: Anyway, My daughter will be named Kristen. Kristen Rybitski. Because let's trap that name in pollock town forever.

Kristen: You monster

Xander: Even better: Kristen Trawcynski Rybitski. 

Or, in her most advanced form: Kristski Trawczynski Rybitski

Phill: You stop right there

Alex: skiskiskiskiskiskisskiskiski

Kristen: you are a monster

Xander: But to actually answer the tumblr question: It's real bad. I'm not super invested, but ultimately I don't care because HBO is about to get some amazing shows to replace it

Like Watchmen and His Dark Materials

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(Theres so many parts I apologize in advance 🤧)10k a month for an apartment I think I just fainted from reading that holy moly. My school has a bunch of chromebooks but with the terrible wifi it’s just not a good combo. But hey at least we have something. You know your eternal love is gonna be a better love story than twilight so you go girl find a good man. I see how ur 5’0 self would stay in the shallow end. Wouldn’t 3 feet go up your hips/waist?? Or maybe even more HAHA don’t kill me pls ily

(Theres so many parts I apologize in advance 🤧)10k a month for an apartment I think I just fainted from reading that holy moly. My school has a bunch of chromebooks but with the terrible wifi it’s just not a good combo. But hey at least we have something. You know your eternal love is gonna be a better love story than twilight so you go girl find a good man. I see how ur 5’0 self would stay in the shallow end. Wouldn’t 3 feet go up your hips/waist?? Or maybe even more HAHA don’t kill me pls ily

Ah yes i used to drink hot coffee... those were dark days in the winter when the weather was maybe -20°/-4° but that made total sense. Now I just drink cold coffee regardless. Have you had Tim Hortons while you were in Canada?? It’s like,, the Canadian pride & joy imo. The iced caps are something to die for,, tbh I’d never move out of the country for the sake of no longer being able to drink iced caps

Omg we really are soulmates!! I did get an iced blonde vanilla latte at Starbucks today! Those are so good it’s practically all I order there 😩 coffee never really works for me, maybe I’ll try 3 shots next time and hopefully it’ll make me more awake

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its okay i like when u send a lot bc i have more to talk about w you 🤧 in my old apt it was 4k but we moved as soon as they tried 5k like nope no thanks,,, we also have chrome books but like, personal ones. we keep them for all 4 years and they’re already beat up after the first year. bella and edward are eternal and i love twilight fight me. 3 feet is my waist yeah LOL i normally just sit on the stairs or like those huge inflatable things bc my hair and makeup,,, all my friends make fun of me like okay ur the one who’s holding me up for chicken bc ur a gent its ur fault ur so tall,, but ilyt so i’ll hold off ur death for a little

hot coffee, those were the days. -4 degrees what i literally can’t relate,, i thought it was cold here LOL. last time i went to canada i was not a huge coffee fan, i drank frappuccinos and thought i was Cool 🤧 but im pretty sure I’ve had like, tim horton’s canned coffee, probably not as good as the real thing but it’s all i could get. what’s an ice cap? for a moment i just thought of an ice berg but like,,, people don’t drink ice bergs. ur my soulmate u can’t back out now. i literally love coffee tho omg, iced blonde vanilla latte is the best i love it so much 🥺 at peets the most i’ve gotten was 4 shots, it was amazing. did u know that the only difference between a venti and grande latte is the milk? when i found out there’s the same amount of shots i almost threw myself off a building.