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[wendelin-utt]

Hello! I'd like to ask: 🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

OH! I was not expecting to get this request! I do, kind of. It's been a while since I've last actively listen to it... but I remember a lot (almost all) of the lyrics. The only verse I struggle the heaviest with is the second one.

It's a song by Church of the Helix Choir. It's called 'Bloody Sunday'... and I do know if I mess up lyrics, it's like one or two. Except a particular part of the second verse. "Then Bird Jesus- *Garble of some sort that deals with Mirror * Reflect from up on high. The lost ones congragate in joy with Omynite."

It gets more hazy the longer I don't listen to it... but I can sing it (badly) to the tune and pitches.

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Hi! appreciate your work here, been craving some horror! sans x reader if you can find anything that'd be nice :-)

can be mature or not, preferably no au's

Howdy, thanks for asking! Here are some fics that might fit what you're looking for!

What Lurks in the Depths by TeaSnarker92 (General Audiences, Incomplete)

After escaping his fight with the Orca Siren named Sans, Horror finds himself accidentally captured and taken to a human Aquarium for study. What he didn't expect to find was a human who made his Soul beat fast - who was trying their best to court him. You're an intern at the Mt. Ebott Aquarium. You were tasked with keeping this Siren alive for study. It's a dangerous specimen and people are going missing. But this odd creature behaves for you. It likes you. What are you going to do if the higher ups decide to come for its head?

The Devil Lives on Mount Ebott by TheGreatTigerGoddess (Explicit, Incomplete)

NEWS: This story will no longer be updated from here on out as it is being rewritten. For more details see Chapter 7. ------------------------ Your feet hurt, your lungs burned, and all you could think about was the impending death that awaits the moment you finally stop. You should have stayed at the motel. Should have listened to the old mouse monster when she told you not to go out after dark. That bad things always happen once the sun goes away. You should have listened, but you didn’t. Now, you were going to die from it.

In The Recesses by petalrxse (Explicit, Incomplete)

The Underground was a dangerous place with the famine going on. Luckily your soulmate found you first. ___ AKA: There's a lack of Horrortale Sans x Reader Underground Soulmate stories and I wanted more of that dark shit so I wrote it myself.

You can't control my heart by GobiWriting (Explicit, Incomplete)

All she wanted was to help the poor skeleton monster from racist pricks. She didn't expect retaliation, and certainly not towards her. This strange skeleton hated her for no reason, and now that she befriended his brother, tension gets stronger. What is with this guy? (Eventual smut!!)

You can be the beauty & I can be the monster by OsbertG (Not Rated, Incomplete)

A [[Chubby!Reader x Horror!Sans]] fanfic!!!!!!!!! Uhhh, ur Chubby, and lowkey, it made him hungry at first. Very hungry. He also hated you and was very wary of you, since you were a fallen adult with the power of reset, which terrified him in a way. A child can do bad things with resets, he had seen it in other aus thanks to Nightmare, but now imagine an adult..? So naturally, did not trust you, and definitely wanted to break you or just kill you. But you didn’t seem to have bad intentions, which you proved it to him with actions. And well.... As time went by, and the way you tried to fix things down there till y'all make it out, (yay,) he started to feel things. Something made him feel some feelings, (that he described as awful,) which, he somewhat hated yet loved. But he wasn't afraid to admit it. He loved the way your body looked, and it wasn't his hunger speaking. He the chunky type y'all

Here's a few more fics that are similar to what you're asking for!

[teasnarker92]

Stolen by Fae

When you decide to go hike Ebott Trail, you are stopped by a local ranger, warning you the path is too dangerous and to turn back. You ignore him. Your first mistake. When you hurt yourself on the trail and find yourself stranded, a man approaches you and asks for your name. You give it to him. Your next big mistake. When said handsome stranger offers to take you home and treat your wounds, that is where you make your final mistake as you are whisked away Under the Mountain and into the Fae realm. Can you get back before you lose your humanity? Or your heart?

This work is inspired by @valrayne-faeu!

Stolen by Fae - TeaSnarker92 - Undertale (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Any farmer Sans x reader?

Howdy, thanks for asking! Here are some fics that might fit what you're looking for!

Farming for Bones by CerezaLane (Mature, Complete)

You've inherited a quaint little farmhouse away from busy city life near Mt. Ebott. Could be nice..?

Love Grows by lylia9000 (Teen And Up, Incomplete)

Button eyes, a stitched smile, worn down clothes, hay coming out of its hands and feet... and a handcrafted straw hat with a ribbon on it. Who wouldn't be drawn to vessel like that, right? Alternatively: In which you lack a body to roam their world, but Saejun (Farmtale Sans) takes it upon himself to give you a little comfort and taste of home in his company. There are ups and downs, but like a dandelion blowing in the wind, you'll always come back to one another.

Slash and Burn by throatofdelusionincarnate (Teen And Up, Incomplete)

After the passing of your grandmother, you're left with an old, beat-up house in the countryside. Nevertheless, it has a certain charm to it– and so does your new next-door neighbor. As days progress into weeks, you're faced with a choice. Leave behind your solitary life of comfort, or abandon a community of those eager to know you. It doesn't help that someone is making that choice a whole lot harder.

Darlin' by TeaSnarker92 (Teen And Up, Complete)

When Papyrus goes out of town for business, you and Sans stay behind to work on the farm. Now, you just need your heart to keep working whenever he drops a 'darlin' bomb on you.

Farmer (Farmtale Sans) by NonstopCreatorOfNonsense (General Audiences, Complete)

Your first kiss with Farm was something that you hadn't been expecting at all. Despite being the one who initiated it, it had still managed to catch both of you completely off guard. You'd been dating him for a little bit, but you'd always been shy when it came to shows of affection. Farm was aware of this, and while teasing you could be fun sometimes, he never pushed the issue. He was patient and laidback, and he never made you feel under any kind of pressure whatsoever.

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Hey, I just read the fanfic "a little bit(ty) of hope" and I thought it was the cutest thing, I wanted to know if you have any recommendations for other bittybones fanfics like this one.

Howdy, thanks for asking! Here are some fics that might fit what you're looking for!

His Name Was Bob by lywellen (Not Rated, Complete)

Humans are weird and are never satisfied with what they already have. They have to alter everything around them to make their own lives more convenient. Including other lifeforms. For example, people tampered with genetics to make fish that glow in the dark. Why? For no other reason than they thought they would make radical pets. As technology advanced, people moved from tampering with simple genetics to tampering with soul energy itself. Thus, Bitties were created: Tiny skeleton creatures powered by soul energy. And of course, almost immediately, they too were patented and sold as “pets.” But being simple things made only of bones and souls, could they really be considered alive? What does it even mean to be alive? What is a soul? You really didn’t want to think about such headache-inducing existential questions. All you wanted to do was earn enough to go to school, get your veterinary technician license, and live a simple and happy existence. But life had other plans for you in the form of an angry little creature staring you down from the confines of a jar. What the hell?

A Little Bitty Crazy by XinySnom (General Audiences, Incomplete)

inspired by a scene in my head about a crazy Bitty-Bones, which grows into a story of craziness and bizarre happenings. What happens when you suddenly get a wild idea and adopt three different Bitties? This is a story of just that; of how a single decision can spark an epic tale of adoration, love, soulmates, heart-break and multi-dimensional happenings. At the heart of it all stands a pack of Bitties and their Pun-Kin/Goddess/Lady.

Bittybones in need of a good home. You're providing it! by Warriorstale001 (Teen And Up, Incomplete)

You’re just trying to get by with a demanding job where you get zero respect from your boss and co-workers when bitties are introduced into your life. You found some of them abandoned by cruel humans. They were deemed broken and useless and were left outside to dust. Others you rescued from abusive humans. You just couldn’t watch them be hurt anymore. You soon went from a lonely, isolated human who hardly ever spoke a word, to adopting and caring for your skeleton bitties who you never wanted to be separated from. You would do anything to keep them safe, warm and fed and they would do anything to protect you in return. The world was cruel to you and your bitties, but that wasn’t going to stop you from trying to make the best life for them This is a story about you and your bitties meeting and then trying to survive in a harsh city landscape where everything seems to be out to get you and your skeleton companions. Can you really promise them a safe home where nothing will ever harm them again? After all, who knows what might be around the corner... Arc 1 - Blueberry Muffin: Chapters 1-16 Arc 2 - The Little Thief: 17- ? (Hopefully starting soon! ) Arc 3 - ???:

Good Things Come In Small Packages by TeaSnarker92 (General Audiences, Complete)

Monsters have been on the Surface for a few years now. With that came the emergence of Bitties - small bits of the monster's soul that are now seeking out monster's soulmates. Only... humans don't know what a Bitty is. You happen upon a tiny little bitty on a dark and rainy night. Someone trapped him in a cardboard box and left him out in the rain. You take him home rather than leave the poor little guy to fend for himself. You just didn't expect for such a small thing to have such a big influence on your life.

One Bittybone At A Time by LeenaZenyo (Mature, Incomplete)

You didn't want a bitty. Not after what you've seen. You're absolutely horrified of them, but in a single moment you change your mind. You want to protect them, you always have. And this time, you're going to. Life of a Reader who adopts Cherry. AU by http://bittybones-au.tumblr.com/

[teasnarker92]

Day 5 of MerMay!

Sans decides to ask those burning questions about humans. And our Reader character gets sassy.

Just a Drop In the Ocean - Chapter 5 - TeaSnarker92 - Undertale (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]