#tempted to bring a flathead to fix the doorknobs while im there
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abt to go teach my friends boyfriend how to redo the caulk for a shower. there is somn to be said abt the genders going on here. and ofc the cock jokes.
#gonna help my friends bf w his caulk issues#my friend doesnt know how caulk works so im helping her bf w it#i am a lesbian which makes this even funnier bc the rate of incidence of me doing ANYTHING w cocks is lower than avg#gonna show a guy how to handle caulk in the shower#my caulk game so insane other ppls bfs want help#sorry ill stop w the caulk puns now but its my fav joke until the day i die#tempted to bring a flathead to fix the doorknobs while im there#my momma taught me well o7
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