#text.sam

[kristyavsonhero2]

How Joseph (I-Am) Avson had a sister named Samantha

Joseph As a toddler: Mom! Dad! I know what i want for my birthday!

Kristy: Really? what is it?

Sam: *drinks his coffee*

Joseph: I can i have a Sister please?

Kristy & Sam: *Both Kristy And Sam are blushing as they realized that what their son want a baby sister*

Kristy: You want WHAT?!

Sam: *Spits out coffee out of complete shock.*

Kristy: Joseph, honey. why you want a sister for?

Joseph: So i won't get lonely. (sad tone) being alone was no fun.

Sam: *thought about his memories of being alone in his whole life and his son was right too, being alone was no fun at all*

[untouchablebella]

text message.sam

BELLA: So, miss me?

[skysplitzsupremequinn-blog]

text message.fabrevans

QUINN: What exactly are your passions? Other then dancing I mean.

QUINN: Just dancing, ha? Because you guys aren't doing /that/ anymore. I have more then enough for the both you, promise. If the whole drug thing doesn't pan out -- which I'm not a fan of, FYI -- I have another idea, a legal one.

[stumblingfromgrace-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE SAMTANA

SL: Look, Flounder, I know we've had one heck of a rocky start, but you going on all Rambo for moi wasn't too shabby -- although, leave the death grip, and evil eye at home when I'm cutting a bitch, 'kay? I was thinkin' maybe you can make the big bucks tonight with over time? I can even hand you over the nifty jacket I gotcha with, 'Save a Hoe', and a replica of you dragging the cast of LHH outta a burning sewer printed on the back on the back. As tempted as I was to have Big Ang done up with hair made from a stringy mop fresh off of mopping up a piss pool, and a thousand or so pubes super glued to her chin for a hipster beard replicating your own, I resisted 'cos I'm kinda on a sweet streak right now.

[doeeyedsatan]

TEXT MESSAGE👉 👌 SAMTANA

TANA: Saw your latest insta upload.

TANA: #absonflab

[a beat]

TANA: Jk, jk. I haven't been outwardly mean today, so sometimes things just slip -- specially compliments, they end up coming out the opposite. It can't be controlled.

[sweetbiblegirl-blog]

accidental text message.sam

[the lingerie was boring, not nearly her best, but Angelic Santana would only wear white, and something sickeningly innocent -- although her jugs and smoking hot body maybe /nothing/ innocent. She snapped the photo quickly -- chest out, butt out, curves on point -- it was perfect. It wasn't unforgivable, but she knows if Sam had half a brain, his eyes would be spilling out of his head. Accidental sexting, rookie move, but in her case, a perfect opportunity to get a little closer to the blonde boy -- and which had several gains with the bet and all now. As much as she wanted Quinn to win (which she would never admit) she sure in the hell wouldn't make it easy.]

SANTANA: [https://40.media.tumblr.com/d693a55200e4545b92f8011a93ed667f/tumblr_inline_npsfn7ssyE1tnetpg_540.jpg]

[a beat]

SANTANA: Is this what you wanted, baby?

[skysplitzsupremequinn-blog]

text message ✉ fabrevans

Quinn: Are we still on for movie night?

[skysplitzsupremequinn-blog]

text message.fabrevans

QUINN: Whens the book report due?

[stumblingfromgrace-blog]

text message samtana ----

SL: I need a favor - well a few.

SL: First one, stop rolling your eyes ('cos I know they were rocking clockwise the moment my name popped up on your phone) and pull the breaks on a flat out, 'no', 'fore you hear me out.

[a beat]

SL: I need a place to stay. Things are kinda loco at home base, and I don't have a lot of places to go...

SL: So like, please?

[skysplitzsupremequinn-blog]

text ⇋ fabrevans

Quinn: Stacie's book report is done, and with my very bias opinion it's an A.

Quinn: So, how was last night? I heard you were a particular hit.

[stumblingfromgrace-blog]

TEXT MESSAGE I SAMTANA

SL: I still can't sit properly FYI. And thong bikinis are a no now 'cos of you.

[stumblingfromgrace-blog]

text message.samtana

SL: So, Sangelina, since you're my knight in shining leather swooped in and did the world wide web of pervs a favor and saved us all from my Insta feed going mute, I'd like to officially thank you, and offer you a job.

[untouchablebella]

text message.isabella

BELLA: Your paws bruised me.

BELLA: And I have cheer today, so I won't be available.

[skysplitzsupremequinn-blog]

text.sam

Quinn: So how do you help Puck? Do you work with him or something?

[doeeyedsatan]

TEXT MESSAGE 👉✊ SAMTANA

S: 'Ey stud, long time no making out; it's a damn shame.

S: Told ya I'd get you on GG's feed.