#tf2 bread buddies

[basement-buddy]

[vincey-wincey]

IM THE BEST BUD🗣🗣🗣

Literally me and my best bud we're such a comedic duo (traumatized)

@vincey-wincey SCUNT MY MAIN MAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

[tf2shipswag]

ROUND 1 MATCH 6

[image id: an image showing the contestants for this round of the tf2 polycule swag bracket.

there is a separator going through the middle with a modified team fortress 2 logo, so that the middle is a heart rather than a circle. in the background there is a faint view of red howells polyamorous flag, under a heavy brown tint.

on the left, red engineer, blu soldier, and red demoman are all standing close together. on the right, red soldier, red medic, and red engineer are also standing close to one another. /end id.]

[gr33dy-bastard]

Since nobody did this, I'll give it to you all

《《《《 bonus 》》》》

[fuckyeahscienceparty]

as a science party fan, gargoyles and gravel and expiration date forever live in my brain rent fucking free

[cyanidas]

I made some TF2 supportive lines using 15.ai a while ago, when I was in a rough place. I think these might make you feel better, too!

Transcipts below the cut!

-AUDIO ONE- Title: TF2 Loves you: part one (Heavy, Medic, Soldier) (BEGIN TRANSCRIPT ONE) -Heavy: "Stay alive! You are worth it to me." -Medic: "You are worth it to me!" -Soldier: "You can always count on a fellow soldier to help a fallen friend." -Soldier: "I don't care where you're from. I seen you out there, fighting the good fight, and you're a true soldier to me." -Soldier: "Don't forget what's worth fighting for! Like love. And friends. And bread! And snapping the necks of nazis." (AUDIO END - END OF TRANSCRIPTION ONE)

-AUDIO TWO- Title: TF2 Loves you: part two (Scout) (BEGIN TRANSCRIPT TWO) -Scout: "Glad to have you back on the team today, buddy. Let's do this!" -Scout: "Can't imagine a world without ya, pal, I'm so happy you're here." -Scout: "Stay alive! You're worth it to me!" -Scout: "Remember!! If you hear that annoying voice in your head... you beat that shit into dust!" -Scout: "You're worthy of love and respect, my guy. Don't ever forget that." -Scout: "Don't ever let anyone treat you like shit. You're not a doormat, you're the goddamn door, baby!" -Scout: "We're gonna make a killing of today. I can feel it! I believe in ya!" -Scout: "Remember to cool off! Before you get too heated, or else you'll end up covered in some idiot's blood! Sometimes...it just ain't worth it." -Scout: "I need ya with me! Got it? We're teammates." -Scout: "I need ya with me, ya got that? You're my pal." -Scout: "Alright, ya beast. Let's do this!" (AUDIO END - END OF TRANSCRIPTION TWO)

-AUDIO THREE- Title: TF2 Loves you: part three (Ms. Pauling) (BEGIN TRANSCRIPT THREE) -Ms. Pauling: "You've faced several bad days before this one. You're gonna make it through this, okay?" -Ms. Pauling: "Those idiots don't know shit, and you're a badass." -Ms. Pauling: "We're gonna make it to where we need to be... one shitty shift at a time." -Ms. Pauling: "If you can, take the day off, you deserve it. And if you can't, then don't worry. I'm right here with you." -Ms. Pauling: "We're gonna make a killing of today, and you're not in this alone." -Ms. Pauling: "Don't listen to those idiots. You are smart, sexy, and strong as fuck. Let's kill the day." -Ms. Pauling: "The shitty voice in your head... is just a voice, after all." -Ms. Pauling: "Don't die out there...okay? We're running out of people like you!" -Ms. Pauling: "Take it easy out there... it's dangerous. But it's worth living for." (AUDIO END - END OF TRANSCRIPTION THREE)

[emeraldspiral]

New TF2 map concept: There were only 8 beds

The game mode doesn’t matter. What matters is the setting and the environmental details.

The map takes place at a lakeside campground with four cabins. Each cabin has at least one open entrance and may contain health, ammo, a window to shoot through, a flank, or just some cover. Doesn’t matter as long as it serves some gameplay function that gives players a reason to go inside. Beside each cabin is at least one car and inside are personal effects from each of the mercs indicating who’s staying in which cabin.

Sniper is the only merc who doesn’t get a cabin. He just parks his van at the edge of the campground.

Cabin 1: Spy and Scout

Spy’s red convertible is parked beside it.

On Scout’s side there’s a bat resting against his bed, a poster of Tom Jones on the wall and a picture of Miss Pauling on the nightstand along with dog tags and a copy of “Dating for Frickin Morons”. On the floor are some tube socks and running cleats,.

On Spy’s side is a picture of Scout’s mom, a heavily used ashtray, a wine glass, a knife with a bloody rag, and a copy of “How to Beat a DNA Test” on the nightstand.

Cabin 2: Engie and Pyro

A pickup truck is parked outside.

Pyro’s side has rainbow bedsheets and is covered in stuffed animals. The floor is littered with spent matchbooks and little piles of ash. On the nightstand is a half-burnt comic book.

Engie’s side has a bunch of tool boxes, tools, and various machine parts scattered around. Maybe including the advanced, energy efficient life extension machine he embedded in Helen’s arm.

Cabin 3: Soldier and Demo

I don’t think we’ve ever seen these two drive and I don’t know what kind of cars they would drive. I’m sure neither of them are legally allowed to, not that that would stop them.

There’s beer bottles strewn about all over the place and holes in the walls from the two of them setting off explosives inside. Demo’s side has a picture of his mom on the nightstand. Soldier’s side has his collection of heads on the window sill, his cardboard cutout war buddies, and a bucket with a loaf of tumor bread inside.

Cabin 4: Heavy and Medic

This is where it gets interesting.

The RED Bread truck from Expiration Date is parked next to a catering van crudely painted with red letters and crosses trying to pass itself off as an ambulance.

Inside, there are two beds, one a twin, the other a California king. But there isn’t a clear divide between Medic’s side and Heavy’s. Stuff like Medic’s gloves, tie, and suspenders, Heavy’s ammo belt, their boots, and other personal items can appear on either side, or sometimes right next to each other.

Between the beds there is a standing birdcage and a slightly ajar mini fridge containing everything seen in Medic’s fridge in MtM. 

The twin bed has a massive Sasha-shaped indentation and boxes of ammo surrounding it.

The wall behind the headboard of the big bed is badly dinged up and there are hand prints above. On the nightstand there’s a book in Cyrillic, a glasses case with a rag and lens cleaner, an empty plate with crumbs and a toothpick, and what is most certainly not an open tub of petroleum jelly with half its contents missing.

[sunnixsunshine]

Tf2 gasstation/truck stop AU

Heavy works the Cinnabon counter. But that doesn't mean he does a good job. He's in student debt. He just needs a paycheck. That doesn't mean he's going to ALWAYS fucking box the possibly stale treats correctly.

Scout just sorta stands outside and.... Sweeps the ground? Buddy what are ya doing?— PUT THE ICE BACK IT'LL MELT. SCOUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? SOMEONE TELL HIM THIS ISN'T HOW YOU STACK CASES OF WATER. SCOUT PUT THE FUCKING SIGN BACK— THE ICE ISN'T FREE. ERASE THAT RIGHT NOW! DON'T DRAW A PENI— SCOUT!

Pyro is almost always the cashier. Only there's a problem: They cant fucking count change very well. So they just,,,, give out 100 dollar bills even when the amount paid was like 20$. Get them off register oh my fuck.

Sniper works at the little corner Pizza Hut next to the cash registers. He's always seen eating the gasstation food and not Pizza Hut even when serving customers. Okay hold on minute Karen, let me just finish this questionably edible hotdog with the stale bread real quick.

Spy is the manager and is the only reason why both Scout and Pyro still have their jobs. Scout is his son. Pyro is his wife's friend's kid. He's just trying to not get nagged. "Scout go sweep the asphalt. Pyro go do... Something. I don't care."

Medic works cash register with Pyro. He also sort of buys out all the medicine on the shelf. No one is sure what he does with it but Engineer is somehow involved.

Soldier works in the Pizza Hut with Sniper. But he seems to think he works at a Taco Bell. No one corrects him because its hilarious how he keeps calling the pizza "broken tacos". He doesn't even refer to the fucking menu. He's wearing a fucking Taco Bell uniform. Someone tell him. I'm begging you.

Engineer is just this handyman that comes in every day to flirt with Medic not knowing Heavy is Medic's husband. But who cares, the tiny man is cute with his endeavors. They'll tell him some day. It's not like he's slowly working up the courage to actually ask the man out. What's more is he fixed the soda machine! Now the root beer isn't coming out of the ice despenser!

Demoman was fired like two years ago but he keeps coming in because he was fucking wasted when he got fired. He's almost always drunk, either that or sleep deprived because of his other 5 jobs, so it's fine. Spy always sneaks a personal check of $3.07 to him every payday. Demo sees no issue.

Miss Pauling is a CEO's secretary that comes in every morning and evening for donuts and advil. They're for her. She's stressed and deserves it. Sometimes she comes in early and chats with everyone before having to head to the office.

Zhanna comes every Monday for shipments. She embarrasses her brother and brother-in-law. She flirts with Soldier. She mixes the foutain sodas and the slushies together and watches Sniper cringe in disgust. A job well done.

[enlicht-blog]

About The Mun

tagged by: No one I stole it from @themxerte

tagging: Whoever wants to do it!

REAL NAME: NONEYA BUIZZNAZZ NICKNAMES: Rey SEXUALITY: Ace babyyyyy PRONOUNS: He/Him babbyyyyyyy ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON?: I used to be WHEN SWIMMING, DO YOU PREFER TO DO IT IN THE OCEAN, OR IN A LAKE?: I suppose the ocean. But I haven’t actually swam in the ocean in years. ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE?: Oh yeah. Lots of my buddies from tumblr ANYONE YOU HAVE MET IN REAL LIFE?: Yeah i met my old main Jesse WHEN DID YOU FIRST JOIN?: 2012! YOUR CURRENT ACCOUNT?: I totally forgot the URL but it used to be called like the-blu-team and it was a tf2 RP blog ANY PEEVES?: Everything UNPOPULAR OPINION: Gency sucks DO YOU EASILY GET JEALOUS?: Unfortunately. BPD sucks. DO YOU EASILY GET ANGRY?: I am a hothead ugh. ARE YOU EASY TO CHEER UP?: Nopeeeeeeee. I have to cheer myself up most of the time. ARE YOU GOOD AT HIDING YOUR EMOTIONS?: Behind a computer screen, yes. WHAT’S THE VERY BEST WAY TO CHEER YOU UP?: RP with me. ARE YOU CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Hell yeah DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: So many ladies in Overwatch IF YES, MIGHT THAT SOMEONE BE READING THIS?: Nope DO YOU KISS ON THE FIRST DATE?: I mean, yes? DO YOU PREFER GOING OUT, OR STAYING HOME, WHEN IT COMES TO DATES?: Staying home LOL FAVORITE DRINK: Coffeeeeeeee FAVORITE FOOD: BREAD

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[tf2shipswag]

in the same vein as the last anon u answered i hope you enjoy my nuts n bolts submission as well lol. Also im jumping onto the healing blast bandwagon rn after reading that i love them sm

HOOOOOOOOOH JUST READ IT AFTER SEEING THIS ASK. they are sillys...... The sily guys ever....

anon's submission:

ship: soldierengiemedic

proposed ship name: nuts n' bolts

elaboration: i just think theyre so cute. i havent even shipped this for relatively long they just mean a lot to me. like.... engie and medic supporting solly in battle but solly celebrating THEM after winning the battle ..... all of them being insane in their own ways...........<3 imagine if you will.

engie cutting his arm off while drunk and then solly and medic find him later. medic lectures him abt doing it without him around (because if he was he wouldve thrown a fucking party and gotten funky with it) while soldier gives terrible advice abt how to deal with it like how he did in the comics.

theyre so fucking stupid your honor. i hope u see my vision. theyre ridiculous. they deserve a win <3 <3 - tumblr user ferretwhomst

[tf2shipswag]

ALRIGHT. HERE WE GO!

WELCOME TO THE TF2 POLY SWAG BRACKET! [+ bonus rounds but those will be added as we go along!]

in this competition we have 32 tf2 polycules competing for the number one spot! the 2 blank spots are revival rounds that will be taking place at the same time as the 3rd round.

each round will last for a week, plus there will be bonus rounds for the ships that didn't make it in, so stay tuned!

POLLS WILL BEGIN ON MAY 10TH AT 7AM EST!

[credit for scouts moms model and original image: Rebbacus on steam, and also their tumblr!]

[credit for saxton and admin png goes to @tf2-pngs!]

[i made the maggie png but credit for the original art obv goes to the tfcomics]

AND ALSO THIS BRACKET LAYOUT WAS INSPIRED BY @teenagemutantninjaturtleshowdownwdown!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u like tmnt, they've been hosting a bunch of tmnt polls so go check them out!!!!!!!!!!!!

round one matchups are listed under the cut!

LEFT SIDE

zhanna x soldier x demoman [BOOTS N' BOMBS N' BRAWN] vs. sniper x medic x spy [SUPPORT SANDWICH]

scouts ma x spy x engineer [HOME ON THE RANGE] vs. red soldier x red demoman x blu soldier [STARS, STRIPES, AND FIREWORKS]

pyro x spy x engineer [FRENCH BBQ] vs. spy x engineer x sniper [SLASHED TIRES]

engineer x heavy x medic [BEERS N' BEARS] vs. demo x scout x sniper x pyro [QUICK SHOT OF FIREBALL WHISKEY]

soldier x engineer x demoman [CONSTRUCTION DESTRUCTION] vs. soldier x medic x engineer [BREAD BUDDIES]

spy x medic x engineer [SENTRIES, SURGERIES, AND SMOKERS] vs. engineer x medic x demo [MAD SCIENCE]

sniper x engineer x pyro [FIRETRUCKS N' VANS] vs. scout x engineer x pyro [FIRE BRIGADE]

medic x demoman x spy x soldier [DEMOMEDICSOLLYSPY] vs. sniper x soldier x zhanna x ms pauling [SOLLYZHANNASNIPERPAULING]

RIGHT SIDE

heavy x medic x spy [HEAVYMEDICSPY] vs. heavy x medic x scout [BATTERED, BRAWLED, AND BANDAGED]

soldier x demoman x spy [EXPLOSIVE SMOKES] vs. engineer x soldier x spy [ENGIESOLLYSPY]

3 scout poly [5KM] vs 6 spy poly [SPYS GROUP OF 6]

soldier x spy x merasmus [MERASMUSSOLLYSPY] vs. zhanna x ms pauling x administrator [YURI BLAST]

ms pauling x scouts ma x spy [DOIN' UR MOM] vs. heavy x cmedic x medic [CMEDICHEAVYMEDIC]

pyro x soldier x scout [OFFENSE OMELETTE] vs. demoman x heavy x engineer [DEFENSE DUMPLING]

sniper x medic x scout [QUICK SHOTS] vs. soldier x demoman x merasmus [BOOTS N' BOMBS N' BLACK MAGIC]

sniper x saxton x administrator [AUSTRALIUM KNOCKOUT] vs. maggie x saxton x administrator [ADMINMAGGIESAXTON]