#tf2 femmercs

[another-delta-lover]

List of ships I wanna draw so bad but I can't bc I can't draw the characters properly:

PyroScout

Pyro x Pyro

SollySpy

Solly x Solly

DemoSolly

DemoPyro

DemoSpy

Demo x Demo

HeavyEngie

HeavyMedic

HeavySpy

Heavy x Heavy

EngiePyro

EngieSolly

EngieDemo

EngieSpy

Engie x Engie

MedicDemo

MedicSpy

Medic x Medic

SniperPyro

SniperDemo

SniperSpy

Sniper x Sniper

SpyPyro

SpyMa

Spy x Spy

[Bonus]

SaxWell

AdminPauling

Miss Pauling x Sniper's Bio Mom (no one will see this one coming)

Miss Pauling x Scout's Mom

Demo's Mom x Demo's Dad (when they were young)

Me with Any—Merc—But—Scout , specially Heavy and Demo (my selfshipping ass can't even draw myself)

Every ship mentioned but their robot version. I CAN'T DRAW ROBOTS

Every ship mentioned above but Fem. I CAN'T DRAW WOMEN

The Heavy Sisters x A Merc That I Feel They Would Work With (heavy don't kill me I just want themto be happy)

Oc x Canon (Why did I decide to ship my oc with the character I can't draw haha kill me)

Human version weapons x Human version weapons (hear me out)

Classic Merc x Classic Merc (CHeavy x CMedic 🙏❤️❤️)

That's all😁.

[uwuowotf2waslife]

Hello dear! I had this idea late at night and my mind was like "well they would possibly like it:0" soooooo here it is: medics reaction/relation with female heavy s/o. Hope u like it and it is a pretty good idea. Love ya!

U w U

Medic is a simp...

Headcanon name for fem!Heavy: Ludmilla

Medic was a simp from the start, he had never seen such a unit of a woman. Towering over him and with massive pillows back and front, he couldn't take his eyes off her.(imagine a taller, blond Zhanna and you get the picture).

They were always close since he had to pocket her sometimes to score an easy victory, but she was always kinda... cold.

He didn't blame her

He was a man in his late 40s having a schoolboi crush on a fraulein he had to ubercharge and accompany in battle every working day.

He accepted defeat and tried to moved on untill she opened up and explained that she was afraid her poor english made her unnatractive to him

Without a beat he helped her improve, to the best of his abilities.

As we all know lil touches become more stable and loving ones untill one day she picked him up and smooched him

From the day forward he vowed to keep her safe and never implant anything wayy too dangerous for her. Maybe a few exceptions for baboon organ's, but hey, ubercharge isn't for itty bitty babies

[sgthelsing]

finally got around to making a paintover portrait of my femgineer oc! i used chemicalalia/maxxy’s model for a base

(moby francke lend me 0.00001% of your art powers challenge)

[fruit-teeth]

Black Sky (part 9)

Evening came again. Everyone stayed at the house for dinner this time, where Virginia served chicken and dumplings. Scout tried to forget the unicorn, but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn’t.

This eventually led to him lying near the stereo in the living room while listening to some music, where he sketched out what the unicorn had looked like on a piece of paper. Indeed, the more he drew her, the more he realized that she didn’t look like a horse at all, and instead looked more like a deer of some kind. It bothered him now that unicorns were often pictured as horned horses, and he wanted to tell his ma all about it but he knew the Administrator would kill him if he did.

“Hey,” a voice greeted, and Scout looked up. It was Sniper. “Is my rifle where I left it?”

“Uh,” Scout thought about it. “Yeah, it was in the room last I saw. Why?”

“‘Cause, y’know, we have visitors comin’,” he shrugged. “Just thought I’d have a weapon close by just in case things went bad,”

Scout stared at him blankly. “Visitors? What visitors?”

“Oh...did Pauling not tell you?”

“Tell me what?”

“We’re gonna be working with some local mercenaries, from here,” Sniper shrugged. “I don’t think they’re staying with us but Pauling said we’re gonna meet them tomorrow,”

Scout blinked, sitting up. “What!? What do you— we don’t need help! We got this, what do we need other mercs for!?”

“Look, mate, maybe it’s gonna be fine,” He sighed, although he clearly wasn’t happy with the decision either. “You never know,”

Scout huffed, crossing his arms. “Well...they’d better be cool, at least,”

As Sniper left the room, Scout leaned back over his sketch pad and pulled it closer to him. He stared at the unicorn for a moment, before mumbling, “Damn...who are you?”

The next day, Scout went out to the backyard and headed towards the surrounding woods. This time, he didn’t go deep into the woods and instead left an apple on a tree stump. He backed away from it, kneeling back in the grass and waiting silently. Nothing happened, and he began to wonder if unicorns enjoyed eating apples or if there was something else they liked to eat...

Just then, he heard some footsteps in the grass behind him, and he turned around. To his surprise, it wasn’t any of his teammates or anyone else he would have expected to see, but instead a girl about his age.

She was very small but lean, and she had long hair tied in a ponytail down her back. Her face was freckled and there was a small scar above her left eyebrow. She stopped just a few feet in front of Scout, and she greeted, “Hey!”

“Hi?” He rose up, a little confused but still going to greet her. “Who are you?”

“My name’s Molly,” she replied, shaking his hand. “And I’m your new teammate!”

Scout paused, remembering the new mercenaries they were supposed to be meeting. “Oh! You one of the new mercs?”

“Yep!” She answered proudly, grinning at him. Her teeth had a noticeable gap. “You’re the Scout, right?”

“Sure am!” He replied, flashing a grin right back. “The one and only!”

Molly clapped her hands together. “Great! Well, I’ve been assigned to you, and—“

“Wait, wait,” Scout cut her off, suddenly confused. “Assigned? Assigned for what?”

“Well...the mission,” she shrugged. “I’m supposed to help you,”

Scout blinked, and then shook his head. “Kid, look, I don’t need help—“

Molly scoffed. “That doesn’t matter, bud! I’m getting paid to help you out during this unicorn mission,”

Scout let what she said sink in for a moment, and then he looked up. “Did you say...unicorn mission?”

Molly sighed, rolling her eyes. “Wow, you really are clueless, huh? Your Administrator didn’t tell you about this?”

“She didn’t tell us shit, okay?” Scout was just irritated, now. “What were you told?”

“I was told we had a to keep a unicorn away from a creepy cult!” Molly explained. “And my friends and I were sent to help you guys!”

Scout turned and looked towards the woods, where he’d left the apple. It was gone, now, no longer sitting on the stump.

“I mean...” Scout took a breath, looking back at Molly. “Do you fight?”

Molly nodded vigorously. “You bet I do! C’mon,” she took Scout’s hand again, leading him towards the house. “Let’s have drinks with everyone else!”

Scout looked one last time at the forest, thinking about what he’d just learned.

[pisscff-archived-blog]

// The not cool aspects of my job: dealing with salty people because that’s 70% of the job in customer service.

The cool aspects of my job: spending lunchtime talking about the TF2 fem!mercs and the TF2 comics with a colleague because we work in a videogame studio and she actually knew what I was talking about. 

[tropicalfreckles]

And here’s the girls. Alice (my fem!pyro headcanon’s sister and also a pyro.), Jo (my fempyro), April (my femscout), Ruby (my femspy), and Maggie (my femdemo). I like how they all came out. Based off of a lot of role-play stuff and inspired from the new comic.

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[uwuowotf2waslife]

Well...im back and i have the snacks

FEM!MERCS

Cuz i have the gay

Physical description

Scout: basically the fem scout but more flat and more toned. Bonking heads all day has made her have those thicc arms

Soldier: a bit shorter than soldier, same bulk and fat but has massive bazoonkas that she uses at the battlefield. I guess probably long blond-brown hair always in a bun

Pyro: same but she more cray cray

Demo: tall thicc woman with dreadlocks and a non-functioning liver. Same as demo but she got that thicc booty

Engineer: sweet old southern mama that will punch you in the throat if you touch her shit. She basically the mama but she very meaty. She will win you in a armwrestle

Heavy: the tallest thiccest of em all. Long blond hair always tied in a braid and medium bazoonkandos. But she has a good booty and a better grasp of the english language so be cool or she will shoot

Medic: the crazy headmaster of Matilda but skinny and a bit more unstable. She will saw you if you touch her feather bebès

Sniper: her skin is vegan leather and shes flatter than a pancake. A bit more talkactive than her male counterpart but she also a bit more patient. ( Yes she does the pp shit, the period ones do extra damage, mostly psychological.)

Spy: snorty fancy lady. Has had a boobjob and does all the fancy smancy shit to stay ageless like a vampire. She is a bit more short tempered and maybe stab you if you look at her the wrong way and stay away from her daughter or shell gut you like a Cornish game hen

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[another-delta-lover]

Surprised no one noticed the "heavymedic"

List of ships I wanna draw so bad but I can't bc I can't draw the characters properly:

PyroScout

Pyro x Pyro

SollySpy

Solly x Solly

DemoSolly

DemoPyro

DemoSpy

Demo x Demo

HeavyEngie

HeavyMedic

HeavySpy

Heavy x Heavy

EngiePyro

EngieSolly

EngieDemo

EngieSpy

Engie x Engie

MedicDemo

MedicSpy

Medic x Medic

SniperPyro

SniperDemo

SniperSpy

Sniper x Sniper

SpyPyro

SpyMa

Spy x Spy

[Bonus]

SaxWell

AdminPauling

Miss Pauling x Sniper's Bio Mom (no one will see this one coming)

Miss Pauling x Scout's Mom

Demo's Mom x Demo's Dad (when they were young)

Me with Any—Merc—But—Scout , specially Heavy and Demo (my selfshipping ass can't even draw myself)

Every ship mentioned but their robot version. I CAN'T DRAW ROBOTS

Every ship mentioned above but Fem. I CAN'T DRAW WOMEN

The Heavy Sisters x A Merc That I Feel They Would Work With (heavy don't kill me I just want themto be happy)

Oc x Canon (Why did I decide to ship my oc with the character I can't draw haha kill me)

Human version weapons x Human version weapons (hear me out)

Classic Merc x Classic Merc (CHeavy x CMedic 🙏❤️❤️)

That's all😁.