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How come you're all about "feminism" until it's time to protest? We haven't seen you make a single fucking post about the LA riots and it's really disappointing.
Hi friends. This is your reminder not to reply to questions like this. You do not need to self-report your behavior. This is a guilt trip designed to make you violate your own Miranda rights.
Also, they are not riots (Freudian slip, fed?), they're peaceful protests and are a democratic right under the first amendment.
where to find your local protest donate to legal funds my local immigrant support network
be safe out there, i love you.
#i have people i love i am protecting. that will always come before clout lol#i will not be making posts about this yet until i can lol#which is very upsetting for me i promise. we all know i LOVE to expound on a subject.#btw the reason i point out the word ''riot'' here is that in general i have seen that as a MAGA dogwhistle-#they're trying to rebrand the issue as ''violent uprising'' and there's a LOT of reasons why that's a dangerous thought pattern
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#geology#scotland#i haven't worked in geology in 30 years#but it's still dangerous to let me drive when the geology is interesting#@ayeforscotland#but i am still a cartographer#and this is a way cool map
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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really great secret boss. no notes
#it would be funnier if my attempt number wasnt getting dangerously close to triple digits. but still#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#skribbles#also i did NOT actually look up ralsei's base hp so if 140 is wrong no one crucify me. it felt right
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At the post office today:
Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please
Clerk: does it matter what kind?
Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.
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Siren Philosophy 1
Transcript:
Male Siren 1 (MS1): I do not think that humans eat animals.
MS1: I have never seen one do such a thing, and humans have animals that they do not eat. So they must not eat animals.
MS1: Furthermore, their mouths are small. They cannot eat animals properly. And they cannot rip animals apart, as trolls do, because they are so weak.
Male Siren 2 (MS2): I do not know if that is correct. Many small and weak animals eat smaller and weaker animals. Foxes are small and weak animals, and foxes eat mice and voles.
MS1: That is true, you are correct. We cannot conclude that humans do not eat mice and voles.
#been wrighting silly dialogs like this for fun a lot lately… prepare for me to turn this into an ask blog for these random sirens#dangerous animals#sirens#added transcript
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#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#lana del rey#lizzy grant#girl interrupted#girlblog#girlblogging#girlhood#girl insanity#deer#girlblogger#just girly things#cinnamon girl#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#alana champion#girl boss gaslight gatekeep#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have but i have it#lana stan#lana how i hate those guys#cecilia lisbon#lux lisbon#lana del ray aesthetic#lana unreleased#lana del ray aka lizzy grant
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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I had a vision. They're sister albums to me
#mcr#my chemcial romance#mcr fanart#my chemical romance fanart#danger days#the black parade#three cheers for sweet revenge#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#gerard way#frank iero#ray toro#Mikey way
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let's hear it for women's wrongs
#arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane art#arcane jinx#thank you to everyone who joined me in my mental breakdown over the past 24 hours#this is maybe my quickest turnaround for starting art after watching something#i started this before i'd even finished s1#i had to stop after s2 ep1 because i have to go to work tomorrow and i knew i'd be up ALL NIGHT#i just think she can have a little war crime as a treat#she reads to me as that really tiny girl wearing MASSIVE shoes tearing it up in the pit and somehow being the most dangerous one there#my friend said apparently this fandom has a thing where after you watch it. all your creative skills get buffed#and. yeah
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OK well ill just keep putting jesse pinkman into my chemical romance until something else comes up
#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#frank iero#ray toro#mikey way#mcr meme#mcr memes#jesse pinkman#breaking bad#el camino#better call saul#mcr5#my chem#my chem meme#gee way#the black parade#life on the murder scene#danger days#lotms#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#hesitant alien#brba#bcs#brbabcs
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Knuckles "The Fun Uncle" the Echidna, everyone
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#mighty the armadillo#roonies comics#roonies doodles#dadow au#yall i have a very devastating story to tell. just after i'd finished this and was heading to bed#i decided i should try reading the classic idw comics because i wanted more mighty content. because i love mighty armadillo#take a wild guess what the literal FIRST THING i saw him do. thats right. throwing boulders at ray as a game. sigh#my fix for this major flop on my part is that hes grown up now and sees how it can be dangerous especially to a very small child#anyway. theyre sooooo babies to me <3
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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you
#and listening to#Behind the Bastards#about the dangers of chiropracty does not help#but also when he jumps on it the leg break and the end are just fucking sending me 🤣🤣🤣#TikTok#Falling Apart and Coming Together
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Colors of My Chemical Romance' albums
#my chemical romance#mcr#danger days#the black parade#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#three cheers for sweet revenge#gerard way#ray toro#frank iero#mikey way#aesthetic
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coming home
#ohhhh to have a pretty pregnant wife waiting for u at home everyday in a pretty renaissance dress#the only time Vivienne was a sit at home do nothing wife cause she had a FKN horrendous pregnancy#straight up nearly killed her#actually definitely would’ve killed her but lucanis bought up every healer in Thedas worth their salt to keep her ALIVE#and her ass got stuck on bed rest for months!!!#she sure as fuck nearly went nuts!!!#mmmm I needed my rook to be vulnerable for ONCE because she’s always been so cool and collected#and who better than to render her life in mortal danger than her son#also YES I remain on my shaded spectacles first talon bullshit!!!#someone recommended pince nez glasses and my god their brain is huge they were so right#dragon age veilguard#my art#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#dragon age fanart#me: draw something with normal fucking light#also me: over my dead body 🔫
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Happy danger days birthday
#danger days to me holds so much anger and grief#just as much as tbp imo#not just because of what was happening in the band at the time but#especially because it was supposed to be a happy + hopeful album#but Gerard relapsing and the tensions in the band at the time made it miserable#the album definitely has a positive message and the spirit of fun continues#but I can’t help but feel a lil sad listening to it#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#frank iero#my chem#mikey way#ray toro#mcr fanart#danger days fanart#danger days the true lives of the fabulous killjoys#my art
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