#that explains everything

[circusfreakster]

what if my dad is the anon

[solfiee]

Wishing I had any friends who knew anything about makeup. Wanna try it out when I go clubbing but neither me nor my boyfriend know the first thing about what I should be getting or what would look good on me….

[hjaopanses]

tonight's going to be a wild night guys trust me. bathroom 'party.' since the fucking toilet lights up and the shower head does too so fuck yeah bubble bath and no no beverages <- draft. oh god. -🖇️🚐

[the-blossica-fan]

Stelle: I am running on two hours of sleep.

Firefly: ? What's sleep?

Robin, who gets 8 hours of sleep all the time: ...Do you two need sleep therapy?

Sleep therapy exists?! My Lord I need some, this week I slept around 4 hours every day, u should join those lesbians into that therapy.

[majikuriboh]

Getting your period at work is criminal it should be illegal 😭😭

[fishandshesmygills]

they should invent an understanding and intellectualizing your feelings that makes them go away!!!

[humblezonehideout-22]

A Saiya-jin's preference.

Vegeta :Saiyajin only likes strong women .

[sunshine-of-my-shoulder]

Oh so they're white

[fishandchips0]

Waittttt is this bc I wasn’t baptized as a baby..

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[idk-ihavemoodswings]

Here's to whatever

Let's do a toast we mean

Crowd with whom I can speak my intrusive thoughts

People who make me feel seen

Life would be easier if I was a brat

But I could never hold a grudge against

Those angels who worked so hard

To make sure I was never tensed

Life would be easier

If I didn't check the price before ordering a dish

If my friend didn't interrupt me at every line I speak

If I could thank God while praying instead of always making a wish

I wish I was a little bit more chic

(Huh)

My wants and needs

My wish to find the perfect tapestry

And underneath all this is the innate urge to turn everything into poetry

I wish I could write in a different language

I wish I didn't keep painting my cage

Golden

I wish I was a little bit bold and

Let my heart win over my mind

Wish the people who ruled the world to be a bit more kind

Stop thinking of myself as a victim to the slavery

And underneath all this is the innate urge to turn everything into poetry

Be kind, don't don't pay attention

Actively, be aware

Don't want to end up as one of the reason, do you

I don't

Stop putting me down for trying to find something true

Gimme a chance to say "hurt me ?! No, he won't"

My dreams are big and small,

Relevant

My hopes from the future,

Abundant

I am filled with dreams of needs and wants,

A wrap around porch and a large backyard tree

And underneath all this.... poetry

[iwasbored777]

Robotnik saying that he's undesirable to all genders made me realize that he didn't ignore Stone's affection because he doesn't care about him but because he just simply didn't believe that anyone could love him and thought that Stone was only pretending to care about him as a part of his job.

[micechicken]

OHH

I forgot how much of a little bitch people act about asymmetry in characters

[morganbritton132]

Steve isn’t the first person that Will comes out to but he’s definitely top five and it’s completely by accident. So now, Jonathan’s talking to him like -

“Wait, are you threatening me?” Steve asks, tuning back into the conversation after spacing out five minutes ago. “Because of Will?”

“Um, yeah? Kinda.”

“Wow, I’m not like…I’m not that. I’m cool with gay people. You know I love-“ He realizes that Jonathan doesn’t know Robin is a lesbian and course corrects - “Spock.”

“Spock? From Star Trek??”

“Yeah, obviously. Big gay, that guy. He wears eyeshadow.”

“Because he’s an alien,” Jonathan says, completely off topic now. “Not because he’s gay.”

“Okay, well. He’s dating Kirk too. That’s kinda gay. It’s in the books.”

“What books?”

Steve rolls his eyes and ducks behind the counter at Family Video for his backpack. He pulls out a thin bundle of papers and shove them at Jonathan.

Jonathan looks at them like, “This is a magazine…I don’t think this is an actual publication.”

“Okay? Well, Kirk and Spock bone in there so, you know. I’m not going to make fun of your brother.”

Steve goes back to stocking shelves for a second and then says, “Mike though?”

“I know.”

[stealingyourbones]

Starfire can learn any language via kissing someone. This is great news as the glowing specter teenager in the Titans Tower is speaking in a language no one can understands (ghost speak). Bad news: The team does their best to explain to the ghost this so they can communicate with him easier and Danny is VERY confused.

[stealingpotatoes]

I love your little comic in the TL4J au where their crews come with them, especially the one with Cal and Jaro Tapal. What was Tapal's reaction to Merrical?

why stop at just merrical <3

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