#that is s.ooga and a.stor
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shippers i keep seeing: a.stor and s.ooga... star crossed lovers... disrupted by a.stor’s ultimate loyalty to the calamity and the fact g.anon would kill them both if he betrays him for love... 😔
my s.ooga: (instantaneously hears kill bill sirens when seeing the filthy rat man, activating every murder instinct within him)
#that video of the children playing table tennis#and one throws their paddle and the other goes straight to Murder?#that is s.ooga and a.stor#s.ooga vc: if it weren’t for the calamity i would have snapped your unwashed twink neck#(spoilers next tags bcuz ALSO)#if ast.or somehow lives post game w/ my s.ooga remembering how horribly he died bcuz of him...#watch the emotions-always-in-check straight man giant absolutely lose his shit to Kill
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c.hris p.ratt m.ario is going to be the final s.mash character
#◆ ― ooc / talk shite.#i've got a flight to catch i'm going to BED lmao#BUT they say r.obbie & p.urah + ONE MORE for a.oc character#so my bet is either s.ooga or a.stor#i'm excited to see the new battle maps i want to see more of pre-c.alamity h.yrule
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my passion is seeing the slowly growing flurry of ppl shipping a.stor and s.ooga as a loving star crossed couple, as if s.ooga isn’t perpetually vibrating with the urge to snap a.stor’s unwashed neck
#a.stor enters a room and s.ooga is instantaneously overwhelmed with the murder urge#but has to tone down the kill bill sirens in his brain on account of k.ohga telling him to#my much preferred dynamic: chaotic unwashed prophet and the blade master who is full of So Much Hate And Murder Yearning#why be soft when u can instead bide ur time making a knife explicitly for the prophet’s heart
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s.ooga used to tend to his blades in the privacy of his quarters, but upon as.tor’s inclusion in their ranks, he began to do it within any public space the prophet happened to also occupy. k.ohga, the resident dumbass, briefly mistakes it as a budding crush, never seeming to notice how s.ooga somehow manages to maintain unnerving eye contact with a.stor in spite of wearing a mask as he whets the blades.
#s.ooga: (makes a throat slitting motion when passing a.stor in the yiga halls)#k.ohga: wow ive never seen him so smitten with sb before
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