#that’s mikey matty and joey

[whatskrakenlacken]

🥇🦑🥇🦑🥇🦑🥇🦑

gold for our lil squids 😌

[cryinginthedeep]

you squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi, i can tell that it's gonna be a long road '22-'23 playoff kraken vs the '23/'24-'24/'25 struggles and the pain of what the trade deadline means when you're a seller

to add: i was so heartbroken about letting borgy, gourdo, and bjorky go, but i have been endeared (A Whole Lot) by kaapo and eyssi, and i hope they get extended this offseason

[transnamesuggestions]

Do you have some names similar to Timmy/Tommy

Here’s a few ideas: Danny/Daniel, Louie/Louis, Johnny, Josh/Joshua, Matt/Matty, Jason, Teddy, Randy, Ronnie/Ronald, Toby/Tobias, Mikey/Michael, Todd, Charles/Charlie, Shane, Jeffrey, Joey, Bobby/Robert, Terry, Kenny/Kenneth, Andy, Henry

[junker-town]

This one surprising connection proves the Red Sox are going to win the World Series

Shocking.

Before you read any further I need to preface this extremely silly post by saying that it’s easily the dumbest thing I’ve done on this website and that includes the time I wrote about styles of clam chowder. So fair warning, I am aware how ridiculous this is and did it anyway. Welcome to Mondays!

Anyway, as you may or may not know this year’s Red Sox team is pretty good. Historically good, you could say. But they’re still the Red Sox which means that they still have fans yelling “J.D. MAHTINEZ WILL YUH MAHRRY ME!” during home games, as I witnessed recently. I promise this random person was not me but I’ll also understand if you don’t believe me.

Anyway, after an undisclosed number of beers (three) and an uncountable number of people yelling player names in thick Boston accents, something struck me. You know that scene in Good Will Hunting where Will lists off all his brothers to prove to Skylar they’re real people (“I sweah to gawd, I sweah to gawd I’m lucky numbah thirteen”)?

Well after sitting through at least four people (okay, one of these was actually me I’ll admit it) screaming “HELL YAH MITCHIE” at Mitch Moreland it dawned on me that you can do that with this Red Sox team too. See, look.

Good Will Hunting brothers:

Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.

Red Sox players:

Pedey, Mookie, Mitchie, Jackie, Sandy, Raffy, Matty, Ricky, Beni, Joey, JD, and Chris.

Say it out loud. It’s fun. I promise it’s fun. Maybe don’t say it out loud around other people, but that’s a life choice I’ll leave to your own judgement.

It’s been 20 years since Hunting won that surprise Oscar, so it’s only fair to assume that this comparison means a Red Sox team with a bunch of obnoxiously Boston-sounding names will also win big. Aren’t you glad you read this post now?

[kristinasimonova]

the signs as band members

Aries: Gerard Way (my chemical romance), Mattew Nicholls( bring me the horizon), Chester Bennington linkin

park), Brendon Urie (panic! at the disco), Daniel Flint (you me at six), Paul Gray (slipknot), Matthew Healy (The 1975), George Daniel (The 1975), Alex Koehler (chelsea grin), Kellen McGregor (memphis may fire), Phil Manansala (of mice & men), Eddie Hermida (suicide silence)

Taurus: Kellin Quinn (sleeping with sirens), Jaime Preciado (pierce the veil), Patrick Stump (fall out boy), elliot Gruenberg (blessthefall), Matt Helders (arctic monkeys), Michael Pritchard (greenday), Zack Merrick (all time low), Denis Stoff (asking Alexandria), Christian Coma (black veil brides), Joey Jordison (slipknot), Chris Henderson (3 doors down), David Escamilla (crown the empire), Shawn Jump (icon for hire), Devin Sola (motionless in white)

Gemini: Lee Malia (bring me the horizon), Pete Wentz (fall out boy), Matt Kean (bring me the horizon), Krist Novoselic (nirvana), Andey Hurley (fall out boy), Jack Barakat (all time low), Cameron Liddell (asking Alexandria), Zac Farro, Ron Ficarro (falling in reverse) , Derek Jones (falling in reverse), Dallon Weekes (panic! at the disco), Adam Hann (the 1975), Ross MacDonald (the 1975), Ahren Stringer (the amity affliction), Michael Thomas (bullet for my valentine), Andrew Velasquez (crown the empire), Alan Ashby (of mice & men), Dan Kenny (suicide silence), Jenna McDougall (tonight alive), Whakaio Taahi (tonight alive)

Cancer: Ashton Irwin (5 seconds of summer), Luke Hemmings (5 seconds of summer), Ray Toro (my chemical romance), Jordan Fish (bring me the horizon), Matt Traynor (blessthefall), Jamie cook (arctic monkeys), Nick O'Malley (arctic monkeys), JT tollas (famous last words), Rocky Gray (evanescence/we are the fallen), Benn Suede (crown the empire), Matty Mullins (memphis may fire), Angelo Parente (motionless in white)

leo: Jake pitts (black veil brides), Joshua Franceschi (you me a six), Jason Richards (chelsea grin), Jake Garland (memphis may fire), Aaron Pauley (of mice & men), Taylor Momsen (the pretty reckless)

virgo: Mikey Way (my chemical romance), Jared Warth (blessthefall), Joe trohman (fall out boy), Danny worsnop (asking alexandria), Ryan Seaman (falling in reverse), Ricky Olson (motionless in White), joshua Balz (motionless in white), Alex Babinski (pvris)

libra: Josh Farro (paramore), Jim Root (slipknot), Shawn Crahan (slipknot), Brandon Barnes (rise against), Brad Arnold (3 doors down), Terry Balsamo (evanescence), Ryan burt (the amity affliction), Michael Paget (bullet for my valentine, Ariel Bloomer (Icon for hire), Chris Cerulli (motionless in white), Nick Rossi (new years day), Austin Carlile (of mice & men), Mitch Lucker (suicide silence)

scorpio: Oliver Sykes (bring me the horizon), Michael Clifford (5 seconds of summer), Frank Iero (my chemical romance), Justin Hills (sleeping with sirens), Gabe Barham (sleeping with sirens), Jason White (greenday), Ben Bruce (asking Alexandria), kenneth Harris (panic! at the disco), Mick Thomson (slipknot), Tim mcllrath (rise against), Joe Principe (rise against), Travis Barker (Blink-182), Cory Elder (memphis may fire), Alex Lopez (suicide silence)

Sagittarius: Mike Fuentes (pierce the veil), Nick Martin (sleeping with sirens), Brad Delson (linkin park), Beau Bokan (blessthefall), Tré cool (green day), Alex Gaskarth (all time low), Rian Dawson (all time low), Taylor York (paramore), Ronnie Radke (falling in reverse), Max Green (falling in reverse), Christopher Miller (you me at six), Corey Taylor (slipknot), Greg Upchurch (3 doors down), Amy Lee (evanescence), Tom Delonge (blink-182), Brent Teddie (crown the empire), Mike Hranica (the Devil wears Prada), Jeremy Depoyster (the devil wears prada), Daniel Williams (the devil wears prada), Mark Heylum (suicide silence), Chris Garza (suicide silence), Jake Hardy (tonight alive)

Capricorn: Dave Grohl (nirvana+ foo fighters), Rob Bourdon (linkin park), Alex Turner (arctic Monkeys), James Cassells (asking alexadria), Hayley Williams (paramore), Andy Biersack (black veil brides), Jinxx (black veil brides), Sid Wilson (slipknot), Zach Blair (rise against), Matt Roberts (3 doors down), Joel Birch (the amity affliction), Matthew Tuck (bullet for my valentine), Jason James (bullet for my valentine), Brandon Hoover (crown the empire), Josh Kincheloe (icon for hire), Ryan Sitkowski (motionless in white), Cameron Adler (tonight alive)

Aquarius: Vic Fuentes (pierce the veil), Calum Hood (5 seconds of summer), Jack Fowler (sleeping with sirens), Mike Shinoda (linkin park), Dave Farrell (linkin park), Eric Lambert (blessthefall), Billie joe Armstrong (greenday), Jeremy Davis (paramore), Jacky Vincent (falling in reverse), Ashley Purdey (black veil brides), Craig Jones (slipknot), Todd Harrell (3 doors down), Ben Moody (evanescence/we are the fallen), Valentino Arteaga (of mice & men), Brian MacDonald (pvris)

Pisces: Kurt Cobain (nirvana), Tony Perry (pierce the veil), James Dewees (my chemical romance), Joseph Hahn (linkin park), Sam Battley (asking Alexandria), Max Helyer (you me at six), Matthew Barnes (you me at six), Chris Fehn (slipknot), Mark Hoppus (blink-182), Hayden Tree (crown the empire), Adam Kronshagen (icon for hire), Ashley Costello (new years day), Lyndsey Gunnulfsen (pvris)

the genres of these bands vary from poprock, poppunk, rock, punk, grunge, metal, post-hardcore, metalcore, deathcore and indie.

btw. if you guys want me to add another band, just message me and I'll edit it. probably gonna edit anyway, just thought of a few bands to add

(edited version)

[qhockeysacrament]

I don't want USA to win but I want Joey, Matty, and Mikey to do well.

listen I’m not happy that I’m rooting for team USA here but more of my lil guys are on this team than the other ones.

[starshine-hockey-girl]

And Coach Campbell was there to see it!!

🥇🦑🥇🦑🥇🦑🥇🦑

gold for our lil squids 😌

[b4ngt4n127]

the signs as band members

Aries: Gerard Way (my chemical romance), Mattew Nicholls( bring me the horizon), Chester Bennington linkin

park), Brendon Urie (panic! at the disco), Daniel Flint (you me at six), Paul Gray (slipknot), Matthew Healy (The 1975), George Daniel (The 1975), Alex Koehler (chelsea grin), Kellen McGregor (memphis may fire), Phil Manansala (of mice & men), Eddie Hermida (suicide silence)

Taurus: Kellin Quinn (sleeping with sirens), Jaime Preciado (pierce the veil), Patrick Stump (fall out boy), elliot Gruenberg (blessthefall), Matt Helders (arctic monkeys), Michael Pritchard (greenday), Zack Merrick (all time low), Denis Stoff (asking Alexandria), Christian Coma (black veil brides), Joey Jordison (slipknot), Chris Henderson (3 doors down), David Escamilla (crown the empire), Shawn Jump (icon for hire), Devin Sola (motionless in white)

Gemini: Lee Malia (bring me the horizon), Pete Wentz (fall out boy), Matt Kean (bring me the horizon), Krist Novoselic (nirvana), Andey Hurley (fall out boy), Jack Barakat (all time low), Cameron Liddell (asking Alexandria), Zac Farro, Ron Ficarro (falling in reverse) , Derek Jones (falling in reverse), Dallon Weekes (panic! at the disco), Adam Hann (the 1975), Ross MacDonald (the 1975), Ahren Stringer (the amity affliction), Michael Thomas (bullet for my valentine), Andrew Velasquez (crown the empire), Alan Ashby (of mice & men), Dan Kenny (suicide silence), Jenna McDougall (tonight alive), Whakaio Taahi (tonight alive)

Cancer: Ashton Irwin (5 seconds of summer), Luke Hemmings (5 seconds of summer), Ray Toro (my chemical romance), Jordan Fish (bring me the horizon), Matt Traynor (blessthefall), Jamie cook (arctic monkeys), Nick O'Malley (arctic monkeys), JT tollas (famous last words), Rocky Gray (evanescence/we are the fallen), Benn Suede (crown the empire), Matty Mullins (memphis may fire), Angelo Parente (motionless in white)

leo: Jake pitts (black veil brides), Joshua Franceschi (you me a six), Jason Richards (chelsea grin), Jake Garland (memphis may fire), Aaron Pauley (of mice & men), Taylor Momsen (the pretty reckless)

virgo: Mikey Way (my chemical romance), Jared Warth (blessthefall), Joe trohman (fall out boy), Danny worsnop (asking alexandria), Ryan Seaman (falling in reverse), Ricky Olson (motionless in White), joshua Balz (motionless in white), Alex Babinski (pvris)

libra: Josh Farro (paramore), Jim Root (slipknot), Shawn Crahan (slipknot), Brandon Barnes (rise against), Brad Arnold (3 doors down), Terry Balsamo (evanescence), Ryan burt (the amity affliction), Michael Paget (bullet for my valentine, Ariel Bloomer (Icon for hire), Chris Cerulli (motionless in white), Nick Rossi (new years day), Austin Carlile (of mice & men), Mitch Lucker (suicide silence)

scorpio: Oliver Sykes (bring me the horizon), Michael Clifford (5 seconds of summer), Frank Iero (my chemical romance), Justin Hills (sleeping with sirens), Gabe Barham (sleeping with sirens), Jason White (greenday), Ben Bruce (asking Alexandria), kenneth Harris (panic! at the disco), Mick Thomson (slipknot), Tim mcllrath (rise against), Joe Principe (rise against), Travis Barker (Blink-182), Cory Elder (memphis may fire), Alex Lopez (suicide silence)

Sagittarius: Mike Fuentes (pierce the veil), Nick Martin (sleeping with sirens), Brad Delson (linkin park), Beau Bokan (blessthefall), Tré cool (green day), Alex Gaskarth (all time low), Rian Dawson (all time low), Taylor York (paramore), Ronnie Radke (falling in reverse), Max Green (falling in reverse), Christopher Miller (you me at six), Corey Taylor (slipknot), Greg Upchurch (3 doors down), Amy Lee (evanescence), Tom Delonge (blink-182), Brent Teddie (crown the empire), Mike Hranica (the Devil wears Prada), Jeremy Depoyster (the devil wears prada), Daniel Williams (the devil wears prada), Mark Heylum (suicide silence), Chris Garza (suicide silence), Jake Hardy (tonight alive)

Capricorn: Dave Grohl (nirvana+ foo fighters), Rob Bourdon (linkin park), Alex Turner (arctic Monkeys), James Cassells (asking alexadria), Hayley Williams (paramore), Andy Biersack (black veil brides), Jinxx (black veil brides), Sid Wilson (slipknot), Zach Blair (rise against), Matt Roberts (3 doors down), Joel Birch (the amity affliction), Matthew Tuck (bullet for my valentine), Jason James (bullet for my valentine), Brandon Hoover (crown the empire), Josh Kincheloe (icon for hire), Ryan Sitkowski (motionless in white), Cameron Adler (tonight alive)

Aquarius: Vic Fuentes (pierce the veil), Calum Hood (5 seconds of summer), Jack Fowler (sleeping with sirens), Mike Shinoda (linkin park), Dave Farrell (linkin park), Eric Lambert (blessthefall), Billie joe Armstrong (greenday), Jeremy Davis (paramore), Jacky Vincent (falling in reverse), Ashley Purdey (black veil brides), Craig Jones (slipknot), Todd Harrell (3 doors down), Ben Moody (evanescence/we are the fallen), Valentino Arteaga (of mice & men), Brian MacDonald (pvris)

Pisces: Kurt Cobain (nirvana), Tony Perry (pierce the veil), James Dewees (my chemical romance), Joseph Hahn (linkin park), Sam Battley (asking Alexandria), Max Helyer (you me at six), Matthew Barnes (you me at six), Chris Fehn (slipknot), Mark Hoppus (blink-182), Hayden Tree (crown the empire), Adam Kronshagen (icon for hire), Ashley Costello (new years day), Lyndsey Gunnulfsen (pvris)

the genres of these bands vary from poprock, poppunk, rock, punk, grunge, metal, post-hardcore, metalcore, deathcore and indie.

btw. if you guys want me to add another band, just message me and I'll edit it. probably gonna edit anyway, just thought of a few bands to add

(edited version)