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hi jake and amir fans on tumblr dot com!!!!!
i wanna see something so can you reply/reblog with 5 episodes you consider top and then 5 episodes you consider underrated :3?
mine (tbh there isnt solid answers for me but this is my attempt):
Top 5:
Hotel Room
Celebration
Breakfast Date
Pizza
aaaaanddddd let's just go withhhhh ... uhhh ...
Sandwich Email
Underrated 5:
Storm (I WILL DIE FOR STORM I WILL EXPLODE PEOPLE WITH MY MIND FOR STORM)
Translator (WOULD ALSO EXPLODE PEOPLE FOR THIS EPISODE)
Bless You
Explanation
Cereal Thief
#jake and amir#j&a#honestly there are so many runner ups that like . i just have to post and move on or else ill think too hard and keep changing#top for me also includes record breakers.. one almond.. normal conversation... rap teacher 3... Valentines Day... gay marriage.. dog...#too many episodes lol#underrated to me also includes cereal part 2... the staycation series... bake sale...freaky friday...embarrassed... heavy lifting. nuggets.#ok i need to stop before i list every episode ever made#i wish there could be a way to do like a J&A tumblr episode bracket because Im SO curious to see who would win but also like#there isn't enough of us#and there is also like 700 episodes so#that's not really going to work#anyways im curious
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We have an AI now! There's an AI! There's AI! It'll do that for you. It can do that for you in a worse way! We have AI now! AI chat bot, we got it! It can know all your information and make an AI response! Is it safe? Is it safe? We don't know. We laid off the workers focused on the safety. They were making it take longer. They were making it take longer than the 2 weeks we spent slapping this together to get our nose out ahead in the rat race. Investors love AI. Investors love when we say "Customers love AI!" Please love it. Please say you love it. It's fine if you don't. We're telling the investors you said you love it. We love it. Our whole company loves it. We laid off everyone who's been at the company for longer than 7 years. They can use AI to write their job applications. We laid off everyone who's been here longer than 5 years. This is such a company #moment 🤗. Our AI can do that for you.
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Grief
ref photo by @jawsstone
#artists on tumblr#my friend let me use a really gorgeous photo they took#it made my brain go brrr#and i had to draw this#i usually take my own reference pics so it was cool to work from someone else's#enjoyed drawing this a lot#despite the subject matter#i saw a pretty scene of a narrow alley#with white stairs stained black from people walking on them#and somehow it took my brain here#grief visits every house
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#flopswords#you really think someone would do that just go on the internet and tell lies?#definitely not my best work but#This Is Fake For The Love Of Fuck#I Made This#Quit Panicking About Your Data Getting Sold
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SICKENING
#mlp#my little pony#twilight sparkle#starlight glimmer#twiglimmer#startwi#twistar#mlp fim#mlp g4#my art#my goffffffffff hteyre disgusting they should be ARRESTED hhhhhhh#twilight has cuddle time scheduled she does#shes going to get a good grade at snuggling which is normal and possible to achieve#ive been working on this for days and im really proud of the expressions here but i have to say#even after all this time homopbic spike still takes me out#day 9 of posting ponies
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awesome, great to hear it
#save my man arnold wtf#36 hour shifts and getting sent to clown hell. I woulda been on the news#steel wool really said ok we exhausted our child protagonists. let’s go for the working class instead#rip Arnold fly high king 🕊️#fnaf#five nights at freddy’s the secret of the mimic#secret of the mimic#fanart#sotm
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being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind
#you go upstairs to hear the news talk about the death toll hitting 100k. you get some frozen waffles bc its all you've got stocked up#and you wont risk going to get groceries or takeout. you go back downstairs because you have a 3 page essay due.#you stare at your word doc with lofi playing and wonder why you can't just buckle down and work like normal.#or really. you pretend to wonder#because you know the reason you cant work like normal#you just refuse to allow yourself to believe its reason enough#mine#academia#covid mention
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together, we do the same thing again //
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#satoru gojo#i still dont fully know what im doing w my render but i think im landing somewhere#pls let th transitional shift b over im tired of this grandpa#i know i am always like its natural fr styles to shift dont fight it just experiment and go with it see where it takes u#but god is it frustrating not being able to tell if u even like what youre making while youre making it#every piece being a full leap of faith bc u cant recognize what the 'ugly phase' is and therefore cant convince yourself tht it will pass#exhausting i tell u#anyway . gojo.#having a lot of fun w yellow-blue-grey lately so i figured id test them out on gojo more#i usually veer sharp in2 either neons or cool tones fr him but lately ive found the bruised pallid yellow look 2 b really striking#throw some periwinkle down fr contrast bam#i also realized its been a while since i drew gojo w his blindfold so theres that also#idk man i just work here#monthly gojo quota met and perhaps even exceeded#ALSO been looping clouded innocent fr ages and ages its so good so have more vocalyrics in caption smile
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let's hear it for women's wrongs
#arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane art#arcane jinx#thank you to everyone who joined me in my mental breakdown over the past 24 hours#this is maybe my quickest turnaround for starting art after watching something#i started this before i'd even finished s1#i had to stop after s2 ep1 because i have to go to work tomorrow and i knew i'd be up ALL NIGHT#i just think she can have a little war crime as a treat#she reads to me as that really tiny girl wearing MASSIVE shoes tearing it up in the pit and somehow being the most dangerous one there#my friend said apparently this fandom has a thing where after you watch it. all your creative skills get buffed#and. yeah
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol
#i think its cute#they took the mars rover approach#humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it#the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot#which is pretty fucked up imo#but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao#the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country#as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing#the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s#bc they knew people really cared about that dog#they liked the narrative around her
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how about instead of responding to the achingly inane innovations being pushed of AI that will write your emails so that another AI can read them and provide a summary to the person you're emailing by defending the sacred art of emailing we instead stop to consider what kind of systems we have created in which people are constantly sending emails so worthless that getting an idiot robot to both read and write them seems like a sensible value proposition
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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.
Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.
But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.
Ford is spiraling.
There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.
Nothing works.
The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.
WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???
It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.
“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.
Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.
Stanford screams.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#the mystery shack#afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door#the lightbulb shines a little brighter#that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet#thats a game the shack likes to play with soos#the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack#stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu#stans thr shacks blorbo after all#stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors#the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery#so many stories and different people to watch#stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow#and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor#into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary#the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check#besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it#so it definitely cant be that
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crowley!
#on his way to seduce his angel#which won't take much effort#or any at all#I've been working on nothing but my book thes past few weeks#and my brain is fried#so I really needed to just draw a hot demon again#and also let you know that im still alive#good omens#good omens fanart#crowley#crowley fanart#david tennant#david tennant fanart#GO#go fanart#my good omens fanart#digital art#fanart#e
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Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.
#no one can be you CUNTJI#his duality his consistency#let's go kingji#One piece kinda goated with this king#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#one piece#hmm i can see the tags where many of yall are saying sanji isnt a vinsmoke#i havent really reached that far in the show im starting impel down next so idk all ik is it's supposed to be his family name#so im guessing his family is fucked up thats why u ppl are so worked up im not surprised tho all sexy ppl have problematic families#kuroashi no sanji
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have heavily sworn against politics posting on the damn plant blog but if you are trans in Iowa they’re trying to take our rights away this week, and if you're trans and not in Iowa this might be something to pay attention to. Nightmare time to be completely honest.
Bill HF 583 passed a subcommittee yesterday to remove gender identity from the civil rights act. It would make Iowa the first state in the nation go remove a class from its civil rights act. If it passes it would become legal to deny housing, loans, and jobs to trans people, would remove the right to change your gender marker on legal documents even with documentation, and makes it so your birth certificate must reflect your assigned gender at birth, among other things and wider implications.
an incredibly concerning screenshot from the bill (you can read the bill here):
Senate republicans have introduced the same bill under the name SF 418. They want to fast track this through. It could get to the governor's desk by Thursday afternoon.
Organizers are calling for a larger protest for the hearing this coming Thursday the 27th. It's scheduled for the Iowa Capital Building at 9:30 AM, more details in the link. You can register to testify here if you're directly affected.
#idk how people write posts about this stuff man so this is pretty low energy#its a low energy time dude im just a guy and i gotta go to work now#protest was wild cant really talk about it#not plonts
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#artists on tumblr#the horrors are neverending#by horrors i mean waking up early and going to work#even though i currently work from home#i remember alarms going off at 7am like it was yesterday#waking up early when it's pitch black outside and going out into the cold is torture#every day i dread the day i have a 7am alarm again#you never really escape it unless you're crazy rich#the horrors persist and always lurk behind the corner#can we make working from home the norm...
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