#the choding

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

[hollowedskin]

Word that just got spoken inside my brain:

WALUINIS

[mortifying-macaroni]

Hits vape WHAT IF we drew or wrote about our OCs advertising for Liquid DemonSeed?? OR VANDAL'S BLOOD BANK!!

[angerydome]

I told a friend to keep an eye on their banks/cards because people are getting caught up in that recent data breach, and their response was,

“This is all capitalism’s fault.”

And I … err … is it??

[unteriors]

Calle Extramuros, Chodes, Zaragoza, Aragon.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

*patting his side like a prize cow*

[ashafox]

If we ever need a farmer in the commune hmu I'm pretty proficient

[wolfsplosion]

my new coworker, using my phone to type something: I'm gonna google this word to make sure I spelled it right [taps on my firefox browser]

me, transcending into an instant state of zenlike acceptance as I remember that the last tab I had open on firefox was definitely without a doubt 100% hardcore rpf ao3 fanfiction: okay

[somewhatstacey]

This is actually funnier than the meme I was trying to share

[squeakadeeks]

You draw amazing art, make some of the most detailed cosplays, AND ur a physicist? Bro how many hats do you wear? Every single one of those is years of hard work

i owwn 10 billion hats

but shucks ty ;-; to be fair i worked on all three of those things simultaneously and the time just passed _(:3 」∠ )_ so its like sure it might take 10 years to get a physics phd, 10 years to draw the way you want to, and 10 years to learn how to craft stuff but those 10 years passed at the same time all mashed together

[theweirdwideweb]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[foreskinniest]

I wonder if humanity will ever go back to fetishizing little dicks. In the far future. Like the Dune universe, thimbothy charlamagne and his bald diva rival feyd were genetically engineered to have beauitiful little 4 inch pea pods. This isn't headcanon btw, I know that. Like what if, huh?

[pedge-page]

Fat!joel with a tiny dick😣😫😋

Can you imagine regular beefy strong Joel with his giant cock who just wrecks havoc on you. Then he starts getting fattened up, his dick starts disappearing until it's just a little thing, and you're just as obsessed with playing with it. Gloating how you can now fit him in your whole mouth. Rub your pussy on it like its his engorged clit, and he just naturally reverts to being a subby little mess as you do whatever you want to him...

[operationslipperypuppet]

“feywild.” (long pause) “gay child.”

you will always be famous

[toongoons]

this was vile and devious btw. what made him make that