#the colt python would knock him on his ass

[corgiteatime]

Me and my coworker in the work chat during office hours, going over the BG3 gun mods and debating which ones could Astarion could actually use without hurting his STR 8 self

[jimothy-hopkins]

What are the prefects individual relationships with the faculty? Like Mr Burton, Dr Slawter, Miss Danvers etc. Do they have particular faculty memebers that they hate/like?

Dr. Crabblesnitch

Karl could care less about that man. If he fell into a bottomless pit he wouldn’t notice.

Max views him as a father figure. Max never got to know his father since he was always on deployment. When his father was later killed in action he turned to Crabblesnitch.

Edward respects him, as he loosely reminds him of his grandmother.

Seth hates his ass. I swear this boy don’t like nobody. He’s good at hiding it though.

Ms. Danvers

Karl makes fun of her 💀

Max listens to her, that’s about it.

Edward is victim to her romantic rants about Dr. Crabblesnitch. He physically recoils.

Seth thinks she’s annoying as hell.

Mr. Galloway

Karl likes him cause his class is easy and he doesn’t bother him.

Max thinks he’s incredibly unprofessional and needs to be fired.

Edward is angry cause he’s the one who genuinely tries to get good grades and Galloway just hands out As and Bs like parade necklaces.

Seth also thinks he’s unprofessional, but likes to listen to his drunken roasting of Hattrick he thinks that shit is hilarious.

Mr. Hattrick

Karl doesn’t care for him, but wishes he’d stop making his tests so hard.

Max hates him AND his class.

Edward is on good terms since he’s in Hattrick’s advanced/honors class and makes all A’s.

Seth and him get along ok, just an average teacher/student relationship.

Ms. Phillips

Karl doesn’t care for her or her class.

Max sees her like a mom since his own works a lot.

While Edward isn’t much of an artist, Ms Philips really has helped him improve his self esteem and outlook.

Seth feels like she’s the only teacher that listens, even is she’s hella weird and paints bananas way too much.

Dr. Watts

If Karl could beat this man up HE WOULD. He hates his class and his tests he is on the verge of failing cause this man makes tests while high in whatever chemicals fumes he’s been around and Karl has to suffer. He literally almost cried taking on of his tests he is so done with him.

Max thinks he’s creepy and off his rocker. He’s passing with a C just so he can play football.

Edward is like one of the only students in Dr. Watt’s AP class that is passing with A’s so he’s out here helping everyone else. He thinks he needs a new job.

Seth can’t stand the smell of his class. Every time he walks in he gets a headache from the chemical fumes.

Dr. Slawter

Karl is scared of this man. He knows he ain’t right in the head.

Max is squeamish and therefore can’t stand biology. He cried when they dissected baby pigs and Dr. Slawter just laughed at him. Also booked it out of the room when Dr. Slawter brought a huge ass LIVE python and baby alligator to class.

Edward was also a victims of having to castrate a colt. He will never forget that day and to this day refuses to have male horses. He’s also just very creeped out by him he hates his vibe.

Seth just doesn’t care the class was an easy A but he hated the permanent formaldehyde smell in the classroom.

Neil

Karl just listens and shut up the whole class.

Max is the Guinea pig for newly fixed bikes and mopeds. He’s terrified 24/7.

Neil hates Edward cause he was a prep. He also is shit at fixing cars so they do not like each other.

Seth hates Neil for hating Edward but Neil liked Seth cause he can fix a car.

Mr. Matthews

They all think he’s boring as hell.

Mr. Wiggins

Who?

Mr. Burton

Oh they ALL hate this mf with a burning passion. Max has damn near knocked him in the jaw for harassing cheerleaders. Seth’s dying wish is to jump this man. Edward is victim to a lot of bullying from Burton due to how un athletic he is as well. Karl has had to take multiple detentions for defending Edward and the girls. They want this man dead and gone.