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[doodlebug-posting]

i need a nuke

... I am not legally allowed to purchase or sell nuclear weapons, nor do I know anyone who supplies them. I am also very concerned as to how you, a singlecellular macroorganism with an apparent taste for violence, managed to find out what a nuke is in the first place.

While I do not stock them, I suggest you swap over to hydrogen bombs and other, less ecologically mass destructive forms of weaponry. A crater will be filled with life comparatively quickly. A nuclear wasteland... not so much.

It will also obliterate your DNA, and while you may not be able to experience cancer in the normal way, a similar mutation can still nonetheless result in rapid and uncontrollable cell division. Unless you wish to rapidly multiply and starve your many, many mutated offspring via overpopulation, I recommend you avoid nuclear radiation.

To sum it up...

I do not sell nukes. They are bad. Find different weapons. Hydrogen bombs recommended.

Hope this helps.