#the final pam/codswort

[girlboss-malewife-gauntlet-melee]

ROUND 2 MATCH 4: TIANXI VS. PAMSWORTH

Tianxi Propaganda:

"Su Xiyan is THE girlboss in this relationship. She's a highly competent cultivator that meets Tianlang-jun, the Heavenly Demon Emperor who's pretending to be a poor and weak cultivator. He wants to malewife SO BAD, but everyone keeps deciding he needs to die 🙄. Like, I can overstate their girlboss/malewife dynamic"

"Hot lady with a sword rizzing up a wastrel of a Demon Emperor, what's not to love? But I believe Tianlang-jun's nephew put it best: "Why was Su Xiyan acting like one of those wealthy young masters in plays, with their distinguished statuses and heaps of money? Why was Tianlang-Jun acting like one of those pampered young ladies, who had run away from home and was ignorant of the world? [...] Zhuzhi-Lang had attempted to alert his lord to this reversal of roles, to tell him that he needed to retrieve his dignity as the highest ruler of the demon realm, but Tianlang-Jun seemed to find pleasure in this sugar daddy, sugar baby relationship."

"Literally the most girlboss and malewife to have come out of an MXTX novel, no one will ever compare to them. They have been noted to subvert traditional gender roles and TLJ is compares to his son who jis also very much malewife (enjoys cooking and chores and taking care of his husband)"

Pamsworth Propaganda:

"She literally is the Final Pam. She blew up her neighbors for not inviting her to their barbeque. She decimates things in a single punch and can jump miles in the air and run at the speed of sound. And she's hot af. Coddsworth is Metal Husband and he literally is a robot that takes care of their home."

[girlboss-malewife-gauntlet-melee]

PROPAGANDA

the final pam/codswort

She literally is the Final Pam. She blew up her neighbors for not inviting her to their barbeque. She decimates things in a single punch and can jump miles in the air and run at the speed of sound. And she's hot af. Coddsworth is Metal Husband and he literally is a robot that takes care of their home.

skitter/grue

Taylor Hebert (aka Skitter, aka Weaver, aka Khepri) is such a girlboss that she turned a bunch of C-tier teenaged supervillains into the warlords running an entire city. Brian Laborn (aka Grue)...um...took a more and more passive role in the team as Taylor grew confident calling the shots?

I'll admit that Brian doesn't fit the malewife label very well, but he'd probably be happier if he did. And Taylor is definitely more than girlboss enough to balance the scales, especially once she [spoilers] on that Thursday.