#the flavor 🤌✨✨✨

[thursdaynights]

I don’t know why I keep trying

If anyone sees me reach for flavored coffee, kick me. It’s a disgusting disappointment every time.

[thelaundrybitch]

@leosgirl82 @leoandraphssoulmate

PST.

You. Hey You.

*tugs on your sleeve like an excited child*

I haz an idea, but only if you want to or like to. Absolutely no pressure, I just want an excuse to talk to a cool tumblr person.

Buuuuuuut I was thinking, you know as one does, about hair of all things. Because I’m a very vain creature like that. Like due to working in a warehouse with 10 hours shifts, I usually keep my hair up in a bun or ponytail to keep it out of my face. Then when I get home, I still have work to do so I put it up in a twist or clip or something. So the first time in a long time, I clocked how long my hair is with it actually down and now it’s like half way down my back!

And I was thinking, how do you think our favorite Bruiser Boi would respond to something like that. Being used to his friend/SO ALWAYS having their hair up to suddenly have it all down for whatever reason? But anyhoo, just a thunk. Also again, I know this sounds cheesy, but I was thinking about you today and I was like “Man. What a cool person. I hope they just have the best Friday ever.”

So here’s to hoping you have the best Friday ever🫂🧡

Hidden Talent

Raphael x Reader

No Warnings, Vanilla Spice🌶️

You met in May, just at the beginning of summer, when the streets were not quite hazy with heat, but hot enough that, between the sweat and the frizz, your thigh length mane had to be contained.

Now halfway through July, you were honestly considering cutting it off. It's becoming more than just a little annoying.

It takes you over an hour every morning to quick and dirty brush - bun - pin, and between the weight of your hair pulling your skin so tight you're shocked you can close your eyes, and the bobby pins stabbing you in the head, you are pretty much over it.

It's been up all day and you've FINALLY made it home. The massive headache pounding in your temples like a god damn marching band has been growing steadily worse since you got on the subway *this morning*, and now it's basically unbearable.

You head straight for your room, tossing a quick wave to April and the boys as they drink coffee in the kitchen before heading out on patrol.

Tossing your bag on the bed, you glare at it when it rolls off the other side and you hear the scattering of small objects. Fuck it. You'd pick it up later. Or tomorrow. Or never.

He hears the sound, and the following exhausted sigh, and slips out of the kitchen as covertly as a giant reptile strapped to the nines can "slip," making his way down the hall. It seems like you had a tough day. If he can at least make you smile before heading out for "garbage duty," he'll already start off having a good night.

He reaches your open doorway and turns, lifting his hand to knock, but pauses once you come into view.

You're back is to the door and you're pulling the last of the bobby pins out of your hair. The bun begins to unravel and you grasp the elastic to rip it out and it straight up breaks.

You don't care. It feels too good to be free, and your eyes fall closed with a sigh.

It tumbles down your back and Raphael's eyes widen. He knew your hair was long, but this takes him completely by surprise. Silk flashes in the lamplight as your hair catches its shine and it cascades down your body to just about mid thigh. He breathes in your scent as it blooms outward. He'd only caught it in glimpses before, almost as tightly contained as your hair, but with your hair now loose you are everywhere and his head is swimming.

As you run your hands through the hair at your scalp to loosen it for the first time in hours, you can't help the almost- moan of relief that escapes you.

Between your beauty and your scent, that sound is nearly his undoing, and he swallows hard.

You sigh as the headache and tension start to dissipate and rub your temples as you open your eyes. You catch his reflection in the small mirror on your desk. He's looking at you with something like awe. He doesnt notice you notice.

You're beautiful. He knows this. It's an objective fact. But beyond that you're funny and smart and so much fun to hang out with. You only met a couple of months ago, but you've starting spending more time together, even on his nights off, and he's not, totally not, even remotely possibly falling for you. Not even a little. Nope.

But holy shit are you beautiful.

"Oh, hey Red," you say, turning around with a smile.

He nearly jumps out of his shell at the sudden attention, and his cheeks darken when he realizes you must have caught him staring.

He perks up, trying to brush it off, "Uh, yeah, hey. You, um..." he clears his throat, "kinda sounded like you had a rough day. Anything I can do?"

You smile softly at him, tucking your hair behind your ear. He follows your hand and tries not to breathe. "Thanks. No. I'll be fine," you chuckle, a gentle pink coloring your cheeks, "just being dramatic."

You sit on the bed beside you, snatching your hair brush off the desk. "You boys heading out soon?" You ask.

"Uh, yeah," he confirms, as you start brushing your hair, "bout ten minutes or so, I guess." The brush is scattering your scent into the air, filling the room with you, and his mouth waters. He clears his throat. "So, uh, something happen today?" He asks, leaning against the door and attempting to appear casual. He feels drunk.

You shrug. "Just the usual. People being people. The ever present headache doesn't help," you say, glaring at the broken elastic on the floor.

"Your hair?" He asks.

You nod, "It'll be too hot to wear my hair comfortably until probably mid-september, and I've about lost my patience with this. I didn't expect summer in New York to be this unbearable." You sigh heavily, working on a particularly stubborn knot, "I don't know, I'm thinking of just chopping it off."

"Don't," He says , so quickly and emphatically that it surprises even him, and he blushes and looks away when your eyes shoot up to look at him. He clears his throat, eyes returning to yours, "what I mean is... you don't have to," he takes a step forward and hesitates, is he really gonna do this...?

...fuck it.

He walks the rest of the way to the bed and gestures to your hair, "Um, may I?" He says, trying not to show how terrified he is right now. What if she thinks it's weird. That *he's* weird. This was a bad idea.

"Sure," you say with a smile, stopping the spiral in it's tracks. You hand him your hairbrush, and turn so that your back is to him. You feel the mattress dip as he sits beside you.

His fingers brush the back of your neck as he lifts your hair, sending a shiver down your spine, and your eyes fall closed as he begins pulling the brush through it. A soft sigh escapes you when he scrapes the brush gently against your scalp.

This was a bad idea. A terrible idea. Worst idea he's ever had. Now he was the one brushing your scent all over him, and the realization that he would be smelling you all night, along with your barely audible sounds of contentment, are affecting him in ways that are not allowed.

He takes a deep breath, swallowing your scent, drinking you like a man on his last dime, gluttonous and pathetic, as he accepts that he will gladly, desperately, keep coming back to this fountain, even though he knows it's killing him. This was a terrible, awful, amazingly wonderful idea. He should really make stupid decisions more often.

Meanwhile, you're trying not to chew a hole through your lip, because every gentle tug, every scrape of the brush, sends ripples through your body that you can feel in your fingertips. It's been a while, okay? To say your love life is non existent would be being kind. You're going over your terribly obnoxious day in your head beat for beat in desperation, trying to think of anything they might draw your attention away from what he's doing because fuck...

It isn't just the sensations. It's him.

It'd be a lie to say you haven't thought about it. Beyond him being so much fun to be around, he was absolutely stunning. He physically and metaphorically should not exist and you mean that in the best way possible. There were a lot of late nights where you found yourself imagining his scales against your bare skin, his deep voice rumbling like thunder in your ear...

He holds your hair gently at the scalp while he works out a particularly stubborn knot, so it doesn't pinch, and as he succeeds, your hair tugs gently as his fingers run through it.

Your scent changes, he thinks, but it's difficult to tell when his face is nigh buried in your hair, and your amber conditioner mixed with your own unique perfume are making his mouth water. He's wrong . He has to be. You couldn't possibly be...

He reaches over to the desk to retrieve an elastic and a few bobby pins and catches your reflection in the mirror. Cheeks pink, eyes closed, lips parted, he had to make a conscious effort not to tighten his hands in your hair. Don't react. It doesn't mean anything. He spots a hair pin on the desk, and grabs that, too.

He returns to his task, twisting and securing your hair in a low bun, just above your hair line. He can see the flush of your shoulders as he lifts your hair and attempts to control his breathing. As he places the last pin, he can't resist running the back of his finger down the back of your neck. He doesn't miss you shiver.

"There," he says, possibly a bit more huskily than he intends to, "how's that feel?"

Miraculously, the weight was still there, but he had twisted it in such a way that it was secure without pulling or pinching. When you turn to the mirror, the lamplight catches the hairpin, the warm glare making it flash like fire. You smile softly, almost in disbelief, and touch your hair gently. You turn to him, speechless.

His blush deepens, "I, uh... I'm pretty good with textiles. Hair ain't that different." His mouth turns up in a nervous smile when your smile of disbelief becomes a grin.

"Well you are just full of surprises, aren't you?" You say, almost breathless.

He blushes, chuckling and rubbing the back of his neck, looking away, "I guess..."

"Hey," Leo's head pops in the doorway, "we're heading out, you ready?"

Raph looks at you, and then Leo, and then back at you before clearing his throat and standing up, "uh, Yeah. Yeah, good to go." He shoots you an almost regretful smile.

"I guess that means you'll have to come over tomorrow and teach me how you did it," you say, grinning at him, "Can I say thank you with dinner?"

"Deal," he says, unable to help the grin that lights up his face, "I'll see you tomorrow." You don't miss the look Leo gives the both of you as he makes his way out the door. With one last glance at you, pink still staining your cheeks, Raphael leaves for the night.

You sit on the bed and touch the back of your neck, feeling the ghost of his hands in your hair. Maybe you wouldn't cut it, after all.

......

@thelaundrybitch @the-cauldron-witch @fyreball66 @ninnosaurus @tmntngl @thegirlwiththeninjaturtletattoos @zagreustomb @ramielll @silverwatergalaxy @gornackeaterofworlds @footninja @daedric-sorceress @sophiacloud28 @iridescentflamingo

[skullypettibone]

Rookanis headcanon:

Rook thinks that because Lucanis is into cooking that he would be into bringing food to bed, (in a sexy way) but No. Lucanis is not about to get sticky syrup or chocolate on his bedding that’s how you get ants in the pantry. Do you want ants in the pantry, Rook? Fade ants??

He will absolutely fuck in the kitchen, though.

YES lmao. Also I like to imagine if they do try food kink, Lucanis is gonna get weird and snobby about it. Rook thought they were gonna just pour chocolate sauce on their tits, have great sex, and call it a day? Oh no no no. Rook smells like petrichor and incense, this cheap ass syrup is all wrong for their ✨flavor profile✨Rook's body deserves to be savored 🤌

He's making an artisanal reduction for this. Spite cannot Ratatouille Lucanis so he just looks over his shoulder and offers suggestions of what objects to put in the sauce that he thinks would taste good with Rook

[inexplicifics]

Morvran: I hope you’ll someday become my right hand, like Eskel is to the Warlord

Cahir: I could do that

Me, who has shipped these guys since the first chapter: LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Loyal Knight/Benevolent Lord is such a good flavor 😚🤌✨❤️‍🔥 and you do it so well

I think we all know by now how much loyal knight/beloved lord is exactly my flavor! I'm glad I do it well.

Poor Morvran does not know exactly what he's asking at the moment, though...

[cryingoverpalta]

nsfw BingQiu headcanon

Idk if this is a safe space to let out the freak living inside me but I need a fic where bingmeified LBH squirts while topping. Like, if there's a top I would like to see squirting, it's LBH. He has the perfect flavor of patheticness for it; just thinking about him all embarrassed and flustered, thinking he lost face in front of his shizun 😫🤌🏽✨ majestic

[ohmotherwhereartthou-if]

Hello,I have been lurking here for some time,reading all the asks and getting all blushy because of Tomas and Aurelio,they are such sweethearts and im so excited to meet them but no rush of course take you time !

I just wanted to say how much I appreciate and love your writing and story.

I appreciate how the gender of the MC is going to change some things. I mean, your gender changes your entire life experience, you're treated differently so I love when authors include some text flavors depending on the gender of the MC.

I also love the thought of including phobias and traits that will help define the MC as a person and give them some personality,additionally affecting how ppl(including our sweethearts(ROs)) react to us So I'm really excited of how the ROs would react to each,different dynamic between them and the MC But still I hope all these different variables don't overwhelm you.

To Conclude :I love your work and your characters and am excited to see more but don't forget to look after yourself as well.

Plus,I saw the art of Tomas and I'm in LOVE to say the least. It got me more hooked than I already am.

Hello!

Sorry for the late response but thank you so much for your kind words! I am so glad you are liking the story so far and appreciate all the flavor text options! Including them all definitely slows down the amount of story I can finish in one sitting but I adore flavor text and I feel as if they make the story much more immersive and worth replaying!

Even though every time I write about physical touch I have to stop and bang my head against my computer because of the physical touch phobia lol. Wouldn't change a thing though!

I cannot wait to start writing the RO's scenes, I just know it's sadly going to be a while as I set up the premise of the story. Hopefully the RO asks help scratch that itch in the meantime!

I am also so very happy people are loving my boys Tomás and Aurelio! I kinda figured Aurelio would have a few fans but Tomás being as popular as he is completely caught me off guard tbh. Not that I am complaining! He is the RO I would probably romance if I was in the game lol, so I can't blame any of you for wanting him.

@lottie-for-short's Art is just, dskhfiewhfiqeljhfliuwe 👩🏽‍🍳😘🤌🏼✨

I absolutely love how she drew all of my characters, she made my baby Tomás look so very pouty I love it!!! Lottie fr made Aurelio much more handsome than I could of even imagined! And from that first fanart I knew I HAD to try and commission her for the rest of my characters. And luckily for us she said yes! 💙

[damistrolls]

blood legality headcanons 🩸

for ✨LORE✨ reasons, i overhauled how i categorize cusps, off-colors, and other special hues on my select page and put them down as follows:

legal hue informs which of the 11 legal shades the character was sorted into, bio hue is what the color actually IS, and presentation is the color they outwardly display. the only part of this information that would reside on a character's official documentation are their legal hue and cusp status. the rest is just for my own benefit lol (and for FLAVOR 🤌)

in my canon, cusps are legal (albeit looked down on), variation due to things like albinism/leucism are legal, and legal shades allow for SOME random variation so long as the blood isn't TOO conspicuously off-colored (but again, are generally looked down on)

however, off-colored trolls who discreetly made it out of the caverns without receiving any legal documentation have no papers, and thus, no legal hue. this is how most of my limes and candy reds are categorized. this is a pretty precarious situation to be in, even if they are good at presenting as whichever caste they chose to present as, due to a lack of legal documentation being serious business

there are also off-colored trolls that do have legal documentation, but are not able to be sorted into one of the 11 legal hues, making them legal mutants. this usually comes as a result of a mutant being the legal property of the fleet or other organizations, or having been given an official pardon. this means they DO have documentation, but instead of being sorted into the closest hue, it states their true hue

i think thats all i have to say on it rn but u guys r free to ask me stuff abt it if ur curious

as with all of my hcs u guys r free to ignore or adapt them as u like :] ty for reading

(more examples from my select under the cut)

[fanaticsnail]

meant to send this yesterday but the sleepy got me so....

Off to an amazing start with my dad coming up behind me during opening credits/music and asking if I'm watching Tom & Jerry.

Thats such a pretty frame!

I wasnt expecting singing!! But hell yeah!! Sing your funky songs, bug man! - Ooooooh, is that a watercolor background? So pretty!

THE 🏹 BLACK ⚫️ FOX 🦊 - "Good friend Griswold from the north" Snail, is there something you'd like to sbare with the class?

Also, the costuming! I havent seen this many men in tights since Romeo and Juliet!

Sword Fight⁉️

Quick aside; his daughter looks so unbothered. Also, what is she embroidering? Is that a map? - "You marry griswold" -girl, I CACKLED

The King X Griswold- 20 k slowburn, friends to lovers - The singing should not surprise me as much as it does. I was practically raised on bollywood, so its not like im not used to it, maybe its because this is Hollywood not Bollywood, so I'm not used to it here? - Wearing his clothes is one thing, but did Hawkins make 6 additional Fox outfits for his friends? I'm starting to see the Buggy comparison you were making

I've always been under the belief that every weird little man needs a weird little child. So far, I'm not disappointed

Pretty sets, pretty people, what's not to love? - UGHHHH this is so soft, I love itttttt

question: did he do his own singing for this? singing for yourself isn't common in Bollywood so idk. - ONE BED? ONE BED!!??!??!!

Damn, no song in the swiss Alps, but worth it to see this little nerd short-circuit around a pretty girl. Ripe for the fic writing, this scene.

Me and who? ME AND FUCKING WHO?

Couples who commit crimes together stay together. Nothing like some good old treason to set the mood. - waitwaitwaitwaitwait she's actually a witch????

If Jean and Hawkins aren't endgame I'll cry - This movie is like if the Princess Bride and Once Upon A Mattress had a child and made Monty Python and the Holy Grail the godparent - JEAN 🩷✨💋 (she didn't do anything, I just think she's pretty) - Snail! Snail, why haven't you written this fic yet??? - I-I don't think that's how lightning works......could be wrong tho, who's to say, I've never been struck by lightning.

They're both the same flavor of stupid, bless - HIS FUCGKNG HEAD!! - That white shirt 🫦 That orange dress 🫦🫦 - THE 🏹 BLACK ⚫️ FOX 🦊

What the hell is going on???????????? - UGH, what an icon - okokokokok so the king is on the throne now but he's still....yk a baby. Give me a 10k fic about Jean being a girl boss and running the kingdom while Hawkins sits there like the goof he is and just admires her. 10k words of him being the biggest simp in existence.

-♡♡

Me at you right now:

"With your permission, my lady. I'd like to go round again."

I love Danny Kaye and Basil Rathbone. The fact that Angela Lansbury is there too as a gorgeous young, sassy princess is just my favourite thing.

"If it pleases me, you will marry Griswold." "If it pleases you so much, you marry Griswold." -> yes, queen. Get it. She is going to be the model for the type of sass Sir Crocodile's Sapsorrow is going to need to endure.

Your commentary is everything. The shipping of Griswold and the King is just hilarious. I need it 🤌.

Hawkins x Jean is beautiful. The whole plot is simply the best: failing forward incarnate. The masquerade trifecta. The disguises. The songs. The wenches. The silly dancing. Danny Kaye can absolutely sing, and his voice is gorgeous. His speciality was reciting tongue twisters.

My favourite line in the whole movie is: "Sometimes tenderness and kindness can also make a man. A very rare man." Coming from a strong woman who had to claw tooth and nail to become the pinacle of her rank. In the 50s.

Again, I love this movie to much that I got a tattoo of it.

I hope you liked it. It's an odd one, I'll give you that. It's one of my childhood favorites.

[handsomekakigori]

Hey Sei, do you prefer Ichihime or Ichiruki or do you enjoy both ships?

I enjoy both. They have different flavors so it’s hard to think of which one i prefer 🤔

I love IR for their aesthetics and imagery, i like em so much in comedic settings, they are so silly, but i love IH when it comes to soft and angsty things hehe 🤌✨ although the drawings that i do upload probably doesn’t reflect that, i make way too much memes and shitpost for everything o)—(

Tho honestly with all the shit i got from one of the ships, i’m so close to preferring the other one lmao

[jasi-3]

*Takes a lil bite out of your fabulous art* Fantastic, I love this flavor chef🤌✨ *Vanishes*

XD uh thanx :,D

[kirshimadenkisero]

things my friends have said, a collection (ft a couple quotes from shows/games) ((credits to my best friend for compiling them for me))

for privacy reasons i’ve censored the names

“Haha suck it (random name)!” (not entirely sure where this one came from so i’m guessing they’re talking about someone they know??)

“Smells like sour cream depression”

“I’m busy being gay”

“Birbs get bitches”

“Yes. I kill joe Biden”

“You simply have less value”

“You are a coffee bean”

“I will go full frog mode on your bitchass-“

“I don’t know how to eat abbles-“

(PS: he was eating a fukin pear 😀)

“WAIT- GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE GERMAN?!”

(offers grapes) “Sure, as long as they aren’t grape flavored”

“I’m a bitch and I’m a stitch”

“My brother is immune to getting r a n o v e r b y c a r s . . .”

“He now look like a wet rat and smell like cucumber”

“Tao Su looks like British Justin Bieber”

“#LockedUpForLife”

“He put his heart and soul into that dance”

“DO I HEAR A FUCKING MICROWAVE???”

“merry birthing”

“You stole kids candy, prepare to meet Jesus”

“Material gworl💅✨🏳️‍🌈”

“I bet it was the Shrek DVD…”

“I now know what I’m gonna get you for Christmas… t h e r a p y”

“the lake is thirsty…”

“IS STEVEN JESUS?!?!”

“where did his child go???”

“You are a spineless pretzel-“

“ŠTÄÇŸ MØVË!!!”

“Hey is that plane outside my window getting bigger???”

“Kneecaps gone. Insurance? Gieco.”

“Hippty Hoppity, get off my property”

“Are you getting your clothes from the back of Spencer’s??”

“My second wish would be a Mary Poppins bag full of fresh garlic bread”

“THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE!!”

“Mice and vanilla deer fries”

“DONALD DUCK IS THAT YOU?!!?!”

“Was that a deer??”

“Steve what are you doing here?? WHY ARE YOU IN MY LUNCHBOX-“

“I’m here to sell your kidneys”

“I ŁÏVĘ ĪÑ THË WÆTĖR!”

“Excuse me. That’s my front lawn you’re talking to.”

“I DONT KNOW I CANT COUNT 🥲”

“Why don’t I have no fingers…. (friend), did you steal my fingers again???”

“That notification sound sounded delicious. Absolutely exquisite 🤌🏽”

“Is water wet???”

“Water is crazy, you can boil in it, you can drown in it, yet we need it to survive”

“That just sounded like my sisters spine at 3:00AM 💀”

“THERES POISONOUS SKUNKS. THEY’RE MULTIPLYING AAAAAAAA”

“It’s supposed to be hot cocoa but it’s looks

s u s s y-“

“2020 part 4”

“YUO MAMMA’D YOUR LAST MIA”

“Bestie, I love you but calm down about the raisins 😀”

“I'm not alive🧍🏻‍♀️”

“Bro got sent to the shadow realm-“

“Quickly, hide the stock before the landlord finds us!!”

“Make the taxidermy dance...”

“Philza, you haven’t been collecting my wood have you?”

“ITS PHILZA MINECRAFT!! HES IN MY MINECRAFT SERVER!!!”

“I DONT KNOW, GRAB A BROWNIE OR SOMETHING.”

“What the fuck is a Spinosaurus, a dinosaur with a spine???”

“Oh, it’s weed boy”

“Hippity hops, ima call the cops 😀”

“Be right back, gotta go walk my fish-“

“WHY IS THE DOOR WALKING??”

“I gotta go fold the dishes”

“You just haven’t mastered the spoon yet”

“He wouldn’t know, he’s a pencil 😄”

“Do you see the screen? Are you sure you aren’t deaf-“

“That wasn’t powder on that donut…”

“NAPOLEON III IS A PATHETIC IDIOT WHO GETS NO BITCHES”

“My sister just brought me a penguin, and it threw up crayons”

“He’s a closeted American”

“You ain’t scared of the ocean until you see a t-posing squid”

“Ah women”

“Did Youtube find out I was religious???”

“Where’s my 15% off you rip off midget dinosaur”

“It would be funny if he choked and died” (i would like to mention this was said by my friend’s teacher)

“Don’t come to the circus tomorrow Ragatha”

“No, you aren’t a loser, you’re just colorblind”

“BOMBBB-“

“Call me a triple A battery, cause I have Anxiety, ADHD, and Autism!!”

“Bro became a vacuum cleaner 😭”

“I HATE SPLASH MOUNTAINNN!1!1!!!1!!”

“Fuck it, we ball 🏀”

“IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH, THE VOICES CANT CATCH UP”

“RED ENVELOPE FROM GRANDMA!?!? THAT MEANS MONEY!!!”

“It’s called neighbors, we are allowed to have them”

“So what. He can eat spaghetti out of his eyes”

“she wishes a broken leg upon you”

“Me and my crayons can do this shit anymore”

“Swaggy animal cruelty”

“I will temporarily sue you and your family”

“Yeehaw that motherfucker”

“Oh wow, I just killed two people”

“Whitey Kitey is MAD”

“So imagine me trying to break human skin 🥰”

“John Doe is a he/him lesbian”

“He got them string cheese bangs”

“Alas, for this is an example of the pain I must go through with this curse of immortality. Though I may never have my final breath, the price is eternal suffering”

“Cause they’ll think you’re all German Nazis who are trying to do a poison delivery”

“His birthday is on April 1st. His birthday is a joke”

“I WILL BURN YOUR COOPERATION INTO THE GROUND IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO”

“IM GOING TO SKIN THE OWNER OF RITZ ALIVE”

“A woman, in her late thirties, wearing a school issued swimsuit. Worst of all, she was rocking it” - Rae Taylor

“Isn’t your life already crumbling apart”

“ITS A FORBIDDEN MIXTURE”

“IM ON THE PODIUMMMMM”

“WHAT IS THIS. I DONT SPEAK BAGUETTE”

“Peaceful yuri in the wild”

“Buddy, I’m in normal math. Compact math people are CRACKED-“

“I CAN SEE THE AUTISM IN HIS EYES”

“Bro looks both ways when he crosses the street unwillingly”

“I don’t care when you deliver them to me. Expiration dates don’t matter to me-“

“Friendship levels?? More like Yuri levels.”

“YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY CEO OF MAX”

“Okay I admit it. I’m guilty of slave ownership”

“She sounds like a starving Victorian child 😭”

“Now go adventurer, and have this. A gun.”

“I will paper cut your eyes in your sleep”

“THEN IM GOING FOR THAT BITCHASS WHORE AUTOCORRECT”

“HER PANTS WOULD BE ON FIRE RIGHT NOWW”

“I just want to have a friendly conversation with him, me, and my gun”

“IM GONNA TURN THE OWNER OF CHICK-FIL-A INTO ROASTED CHICKEN”

“DUDE HES GOING THROUGH A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT TACOS”

“DAMNNIT BUBBLE I TOLD YOU THAT INVADING IRAQ WAS A BAD IDEA”

“If my dog doesn’t shut the fuck up after three strikes I will yell at her in less passive and more aggressive German.”

“Buenos días fuckboy”

“Wow, (friends name)-censorship”

“ITS NOT A PHASE MOM, BEING AN ORANGE EMO TRACK RUNNER IS MY PERSONALITY!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!”

“Oh my days, my Cheeto is turning into a cheese puff”

“I love my emo son”

“Listen, I’m not gay. That’s only on Thursdays”

“I just went up there for a bandaid and I got her toes?!!?!!”

“What did he do to deserve becoming a pretzel berry”

“I HATE YOU DREDNAW. YOU WILL BECOME AN ORPHAN ON THE STREETS”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he burned down a convenience store, but yeah he’s nice”

“No, it’s only a very late abortion”

“THIS IS WHY GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL”

“God damn it’s genetic 😨”

“It’s crustier than William Afton”

“Well, I’m gonna die anyway but red would be pretty cool”

“Not a gram of hetero blood in their veins”

“Oh the law? That’s not a thing”

“POLLINATE MY BROTHER IN HONEY”

“Do I look like I speak Beepanese?”

“I’m pretty sure I’m not even legally allowed to have this-“

“He looks like if god sniffed a line of coke and then tried to recreate Squirtle from memory” (talking about chewtle)

[sudden-narratives]

matcha cookies is now a crowd’s fave (i.e. my family and friends lol) i just can’t believe i’m baking myself matcha flavored cookies now. i mean— who is she?also, i am lowkey being delusional of owning a matcha café/book club in the countryside in the far future 🤌🏻✨

[bearwry]

olaaá! 👋 antes de tudo, FELIZ ANO NOVO!! ✨ enfim, meio atrasada, né? meio que eu nem pretendia fazer essa retrospectiva e fiquei ponderando por um tempo (cheguei até a esquecer, minha memória do tamanho de uma formiguinha 🐜), porque quando fui olhar minhas capas eu lembrei que eu comecei a postar minhas capas aqui em 2023 mesmo! tenho essa conta tem um tempo, mas se for considerar, esse portifólio não tem nem um ano direito (contando na data de hoje), então meio que meu próprio portifólio é uma retrospectiva? sem contar que eu não fiz taaaantas capas esse ano, e em alguns meses nem fiz.

maaaas, depois de tanto pensar, decidi que queria mostrar minhas capas favoritas de cada mês e comentar um tico também, se não quiser ler, tudo bem ☝️ eu passo pano se você só dar uma olhada nas capinhas 🫣

dito isso, vamos lá! 🌼

— JANEIRO 1️⃣

› do you want a barbie doll?! - só fiz duas capas em janeiro, então não tinha como eu escolher muito. não é das minhas capas favoritas, mas gosto de olhar ela e perceber que eu dei uma evoluída! sem contar que ela é o primeiro watch me edit do meu canal (que tá em poeiras, coitado)! então, quem quiser ver eu me atrapalhando toda pra fazer uma unidade de capa, tá aqui > 👠<

— FEVEREIRO 2️⃣

› blue. - eu tenho um carinho enorme por essa capa, não só porque tem uma das minhas idols favoritas (te amo de montão sakura 🩷), mas também porque foi um processo muito gostoso fazer ela, foi uma das capas que eu tive uma ideia, arrisquei e fluiu muito bem. fora que essa capa foi para uso pessoal, uma fic que postei bem no meu aniversário, depois de passar um ano todinho sem postar algo no meu perfil, então é, dá pra ver o quanto "blue." é especial pra mim... 💙

— MARÇO 3️⃣

› skeletons - essa aqui foi planejada e feita para uma doação (que nunca saiu, inclusive nem sei se saí pq tô querendo refazer todas), e acabou que saiu em outra doação lá em outubro, pro halloween. pois é, a querida demorou para ver a luz do sol (inclusive acho que nem postei ela num post solo 🤔). estava numa vibe melancólica, escutando skeletons do keshi e querendo MUITO usar essa fonte e essas fotos do txt. no fim, fui tentando fazer uns efeitos que nunca tentei e aprendendo a usar umas ferramentas do photopea, fiquei feliz que teve um resultado bom!

— ABRIL?! MAIO! 5️⃣

› cinnamon flavored - sim! pulamos um mês, abril provavelmente eu tava assim 😴. top capas mais piticas que eu já fiz 🤏🥺 eu já tinha feito um vídeo edit com essas fotinhos do sunoo com tiara/touquinha de cinnamoroll porque, pra quem não sabe, sou um tico obcecada por cinnamoroll e sanrio, mas decidi de uma vez capar com ele! com inspiração na belíssima chanyouchan (que inclusive foi quem deu um lar pra essa capa 🩵), fiz uma colagem bem pitchuca com o sunoo e o sunghoon, e no fim ficou adorável ✨

— JUNHO 6️⃣

› drowning - chegou meio do ano, veio de brinde a melancolia 🌊 essa também fiz para uso pessoal, quis me expressar não só pela minha fic, mas também na capa, que é tão pessoal quanto "blue." (inclusive assinei de um jeito diferente nessa, quase não dá pra ver; desafio: ache a minha assinatura na capa!! cerra os olhinhos que vc acha 🤓☝️). essa eu até pensei em fazer manipulação, mas eu queria algo simples, mas que também expressasse o que eu tava sentindo, então no fim só peguei a imagem que queria e coloquei várias texturas, alterando os efeitos e opacidade. no título até me impressionei com o resultado, foi praticamente o mesmo processo com o resto da capa. tava parecendo um pintor pincelando aleatoriamente e deixando rolar pra ver no que dava 🤓🤌

— JULHO 7️⃣

› kuromi girl - em julho eu fiz 3 capinhas, e acabei gostando de todas elas! mas dando uma pensadinha, escolhi essa aqui como minha favorita desse mês, não só porque é de sanrio, mas também porque eu gostei do processo de fazer ela, de como eu encaixei os pngs e o título e depois do resultado final! funfact: já tinha os recursos baixados pra fazer essa capa HÁ MESES, mas só em julho que tomei coragem, e ainda bem que tomei coragem viu 🖤

— AGOSTO 8️⃣

› BRILHO - fiz uma sessão capinhas inspiradas em barbie com a gigica ifdimpeul, e uma delas foi essa aqui, inspirada em moda e magia 💅 foi a única capa que fiz em agosto, não é das minhas favoritas, tenho uma relação de amor e ódio com essa capa, e também fico meio tristonha em ver que alguns pngs não estão lá da melhor qualidade, fazer o que :( sim, vocês mesmo pngs das fadinhas e do armário da moda! não achei as melhores imagens, mas fiz o meu melhor pra deixar minimamente aceitável e bonitinho! ✨

— SETEMBRO 9️⃣

› então, tornou-se inverno - pensei até em pular esse mês ☠️ porque as duas únicas capas que fiz nele, eu não gostei tanto 😞 acho que eu podia ter melhorado essa capa, acho que os elementos estão jogados e sem nexo com a capa num todo, eu meio que mirei num conceito e acertei em nadica 😭 fora o título que tá meio escuro. foi meio que uma decepção do ano, o que é triste porque essa capa foi pra uso pessoal numa fic que presenteei pra uma amiga (pelo menos a fic é boa, fechem os olhinhos pra capa 🙈 e leiam a fic 👀 tá no meu perfil do spirit)

— OUTUBRO 🔟

› spiralis - 🚨ALERTA DE CAPA INÉDITA!!🚨 essa aqui eu NUNCA postei ou sequer mostrei pra uma alma viva (pelo oq eu lembre, não mostrei, acho que nem na timeline do spirit), fiz no exato dia de halloween, 31 de outubro, essa aí viveu como fantasminha mesmo. ia usar pra uma fic minha, mas no fim eu nem escrevi a fic (sim, é fic triste de novo 🥰) ainda pretendo usar, mas não sei quando vem. queria fazer a capa numa vibe terror, mas também que trouxesse um toque de tristeza, acho que consegui? e também eu queria MUITO usar essa fonte e esses pngs da seulgi em chill kill (os photoshots do red velvet nos alimentam demais 🛐). gostei do processo de fazer ela, e muito da finalização! 💀🖤

— NOVEMBRO 1️⃣1️⃣

› quando você sabe - omgg chegou na minha top 2 capinhas favoritas de todo ano! 🥈 estava ansiosa pra falar dessa aqui, porque eu me impressionei TANTO com o resultado. bendito dia que eu resolvi fazer essa capa pra summer, quase entrei em desespero porque não tinha muitas ideias em mente, então eu decidi "quer saber? vou relaxar e deixar rolar!" e rolou! ROLOU DEMAIS!! fui fazendo aos poucos, testando texturas e cores, encaixando os pngs feito quebra cabeça e no fim, fiquei tão satisfeita com a finalização dela. é daquelas capas que eu não parava de olhar, e me deixou mais feliz ainda ver que outras pessoas gostaram e elogiaram ela 🥺✨

— DEZEMBRO 1️⃣2️⃣

› OMG: o mundo gamer de danielle & haerin - MEU TOP 1!! essa aqui virou o meu xodó, tomou um lugarzinho no meu coração, fiquei tão orgulhosa do resultado 😭💞 eu não capava no ibispaint x HÁ MUUUITO TEMPO, e ver que nesse fim de ano eu consegui fazer capinhas bonitas nesse app, direto no celular, me deixou tão orgulhosa. essa então, me impressionei com o resultado e fiquei apaixonada pela minha própria capa, vê se pode? deixei a criatividade rolar de um jeito, fui tendo ideias e até demorei pra fazer porque tava sendo detalhista com alguns pontos, já que queria fazer referências certinho com as meninas do newjeans e também com o jogo minecraft (que a nerd aqui sabe de monte 🤓☝️). e foi outra capa que eu gostei do resultado e as pessoas também, é um sentimento muito bom esse 💗🌼 enfim, ela tá no final, mas com toda certeza é a minha favorita de todo ano! 🥇

— FIM!

obrigada se você leu até aqui! ✨ 2023 não foi dos melhores anos pra mim, mas ver que consegui capar esse ano e ter coragem de postar elas por aqui, me deixou feliz. ter aprendido e evoluído como capista em 2023 foi muito bom, apesar dos tropeços.

não só isso, como também me deixou muito feliz eu ter conhecido capistas e me aproximado de capistas que eu já admirava! vocês são tudo! 🫵 admiro vocês demaise: @is-ateez @woojiniepk @loeynely @ifdimpeul @chanyouchan @kodalindissima @mercuryport @yoonbaew @jungwonscover @naheeport @maluyoongi @earlff @xiaozport @aitcport @okaydokeyyo @aracnistaport (devo ter esquecido alguém 😭 perdão, são tantas! quando eu lembrar eu marco aqui ☝️)

mais uma vez, obrigada! espero que 2024 seja ótimo e cheio de mais capinhas para ver 💗🌼 um beijo, tchau. 👋

[a5tr0n0m1cal]

these mango flavored jolly ranchers taste more like mangos than mangos do.

[silkylious]

No because 💀 That really is him if he got sleep and fangs. And if Aizawa knew how to smile 🐱

@shoutasmamacat new husband?

he's really handsome ngl 🤚🏻

[fabi3790]

The Madrigals dancing

Dolores is so elegant and graceful (Isabela better watch out).

Meanwhile Mirabel is just vibing even though she has no idea what the heck is going on. A whole mood, sis

Yeahhh move them hips girlll, throw them petals 🌸

Pepa and Felix are like perfection. If my marriage isn’t like this I don’t want it.

I swear, they both have what in Colombia we call “sabor.” Their moves got ✨flavor✨

Can I just say, the way Camilo’s ruana cooperated with his moves was just 🤌🏽 perfection??? Also them hand gestures, yes boy!

What about Mirabel?! She was just vibing to everyone’s parts and there are too many instances of her dancing that I wish I could fit them all ahhhh

The Colombian-ness is just beautiful. Get it, Luisa 😩🙌🏽

No matter how old you are, the groove is in your DNA. Abuela Alma ain’t joking

Agustín, ily

Pepa and Felix again cuz why not. Pepa’s side of the family is somehow particularly gifted. They got MOVES.

Antonio is on a whole other level of cool rn. Own it, king 👌🏽

Of course, the most iconic musical number 👏🏽

That lady be twirling her dead fish around 😭

And again, Pepa’s kids are SO talented. Look at Camilo moving those hips—Shakira who???

My mami gonna catch me aggressively placing the glassware on the dinner table as I attempt the choreography and quite possibly break the glass

You didn’t think I was gonna forget about best man Bruno, right??

Look at that majestic twirl ✨