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vaguely-concerned · 2 months ago

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someone should study the endless diversion I find in the act of imagining adnau wrengan stalking through the corridors of the under-construction death star like an evil baby giraffe (a ginger evil baby giraffe with delusions of grandeur)

#delusions of grandeur that can only flimsily cover his humiliatingly obvious my parents never loved me complexes #he's clutching a cup of caf and dressed with aggressive business casual demonstrativeness too of course #the lankiest human being evolution has so far been able to support to maturity and the most insufferable too #the worst aging out boy king in the whole galaxy <3 #zero trailing after him down the corridors and bombarding him with cat memes until he pays attention to him #(that's not even hyperbole that's literally canon. zero has filled half of blue's infinite storage with cat memes. and blue has let him)#sometimes the fact that blue is TALL hits me once more like a boxing glove to the face. he just stands next to zero most of the time #also zero has known him since he was like fourteen and gets 'teeny tiny lil guy' privileges no one else does #campaign star wars #minister blue #I had the thought today that blue geninely might call himself that in-universe. as in he's not known as minister wrengan necessarily #or in all situations you might expect it. he might be going for the one name arteest gamble. like shakira. or prince #he might be trying to make that fetch happen without any of All That to back it up. delicous. his failcringe potential has no end #when he crashes and burns out of his post in whatever inevitable way he ends up doing so it'll be so spectacular

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