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Stanley: When people give me directions and say 'you can't miss it'. Buddy, you have no idea what I'm capable of.
#source: twitter#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp incorrect quotes#the queue is never the queue
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This is a big thing that I continue to work on unlearning/relearning
#care tasks#self care#cleaning is a process#a never ending cycle#judgement makes it harder#morally neutral#spoons#spoonie#disabled#nd things#neurodivergent#cleaning#oh no it's queue
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Watching never stop blowing up has made me realize that 80s action movies would probably be my favorite genre if it weren't for homophobia/lack of representation being a thing.
Kingskin being a bisexual king running into his exes around every corner, characters just being fine with it when the PCs accidentally refer to the characters with different pronouns, when Jack/Paula talks about his ex husband to a bar tender and hes just like
"my ex husband is in Tampa, he got a new boyfriend :( "
and jacks like "HES GAY?" Right after talking about his ex husband.
Background characters having top surgery scars, real excited for the complicated mess that's probably gonna be Jennifer drips and Matilda Drops.
Brennan Lee Mulligan is just so aggressively an ally and I love him so much for it. That man has so much love and support in him.
#never stop blowing up spoilers#not to be parasocial but i would die for that man#never stop blowing up#jack manhattan#brennan lee mulligan#kingskin#jennifer drips#dimension twenty#dimension 20 nsbu#dimension 20#nsbu#d20 never stop blowing up#queue queue
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And one amang, an Iyrysch man,
Uppone his hoby swyftly ran…

WAIT HANG ON - slamming the brakes on drawing this stupid picture - do you nerds even KNOW the etymology of the word “hobby”? The thing you do for pleasure? The thing you have too many of? The thing you spend too much money on and share with your friends? The thing tumblr probably is to you? Those hobbies?
It comes from a now-kind-of-extinct breed of Irish pony-horse. It was called the Irish Hobby. Supposedly the hobby got its name from the Gaelic word obann, or swift. They definitely were. They’d obann your pants clean off.
Fast tough little bastards, built for rough terrain and renowned for their speed and stamina, hobby horses belonged to the Celts, and their highly annoying style of mounted warfare. but their conquerors liked hobby horses a lot, kept them, used them for themselves, and found them useful enough, despite the fact that they also had famously useful things like mounted knights or horse archers. A lightweight Irish warrior, mounted on a hobby horse, was called a hobelar.
Reportedly and in depictions, hobelars rode without stirrups. Or saddles. Or bridles. Or - well - this is all sounding very improbable, because the hobelars COULDNT have just been charging around basically bare-assed on naked ponies, screaming, and somehow in the process undoing the composure of actual mounted armoured knights. Knights who, I remind you, had stirrups. Stirrups are useful! It’s quite likely the hobelars had some gear. And clothes. and weapons. And the ponies probably had some tack - I am picturing a bellyband that you could at least hang a saddlebag on, and a neck rope for catching the bloody thing, even if not a saddle. But the overall impression, somehow created by people on darling little ponies, was apparently quite striking and fearful.
I mean. God Forbid People Have Hobbies.
Anyway after a while, whatever people became the British had eventually conquered all of the rough terrain that hobbies were best at, and horse archers just got sexier, and mounted knights became aristos, and all the bog and forest people had been subdued, so it was time to sunset the hobelars. but WAIT! Hobby horses are still tremendously fun and appealing! They’re so fast! and you can ride them without a saddle! Sure, they’re not up to the weight of a mounted knight, or indeed a lot of guys… but surely we can still find a use for a hobby or two? In the back garden? Somewhere?
At which point an English king decided to keep hobby horses just for fun. No military application. No further development of the technology. Not for fun. Just as expensive, pleasurable, pets. Just for the joy of the thing.
And that is how hobby (activity done purely for pleasure) comes from hobby horse (small horse) possibly from obann (swift.) they’re very interesting and you should look all this up for yourself! because it sure sounds like Elodie doing a bit, doesn’t it?
Today, Irish Hobbies are functionally nonexistent. References for drawing include the Kerry Bog Pony, the Connemara, and (I personally think) Dartmoors and Exmoors. They’re said to have lent their speed to the Irish Hunter/Sport Horse and from there to the Thoroughbred, but every damn horse in the world claims relation to the Thoroughbred, and they can’t be THAT thoroughly bred.
At any rate - you can never have enough hobbies. Just be glad that yours aren’t expensive beasts with minds of their own, eating their heads off in the pasture! …Unless they are. In which case, you’re part of a proud tradition.
#Killie#this is Killie’s ancestor who occasionally turns up in hallucinations with various ghost horses#like all elements of magical realism in the killieverse he does absolutely NOTHING useful.#your ancestor is neither proud of you nor disappointed in you. he’s riding alongside explaining some thoughts he had at breakfast#performing weird fuckin feats of equitation outside the window while you’re trying to sit through school or waiting in the queue at Greggs#if you wake up in a hospital bed in a bleary moment before consciousness he’s perched next to you chattering complete fucking nonsense#about. like. the stupidest stuff. like he’s just free-associating his thoughts based on a pattern in the ceiling tiles. incredibly annoying#his dialect just close enough to Irish that you can pick out a few words here and there#enough to tell that it’s complete nonsense. but also he’ll just say things like BASED. (possibly he is also visiting miles?)#and occasionally he points out that he did everything you do in your job but barefoot. no stirrups. in the snow. uphill both ways.#which is quite hard to do in a bog since they’re notably quite distinctively flat usually so sometimes he’d have to find a hill and ride up#and down it a few times just to build character. no saddle no bridle no shoes and the Romans were there maybe - and when you object to that#thinking there seems to be a lot of collision of timelines and historical accuracy - he doesn’t speak Irish suddenly . and why would he.#anyway he doesn’t exist and never did. but he’s fun#occasionally turns up to ride alongside you in a race apparently just to prove he can keep up with modern breeds#usually he can surprisingly well but tbf his horse is a ghost. and when he can’t he says well. I’m not a professional like you.#this. is just my hobby. ahahahahahahahahahshahahahahasha#and with that I get back on my hobby horse and ride away
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Saw a trend on Twitter that was called the “Never stop drawing” trend where you showed one of your most earliest art pieces to your recent so I wanted to show my first official art of the Pines family to my still favorite piece I made of them. I owe a lot of my art journey to this family :’) ❤️
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#stan twins#pines twins#my art#pines family#stan pines#ford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#never stop drawing#as much as i can’t really look at the first without cringing a bit it still has charm to it#but man that highlighter green grass lol#and back when i drew the kids better#i massacred my boys 😭#queue
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#m never gonna get over how small he is . i knwo he can shift but even like. at his largest we see hes like. the size of thespi's head .#anyway. hes tryin his best#i love putting my photo editing skills to good use on stupid shit#ggg#great god grove#my art#queue
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how to say "I love you" in x-files [108/?] ⤷ 5.19 — “Folie à Deux”
#my! one! in! five! billion!!!!!!!!!! I will never recover!!!!!!!!!#the way they just search each other’s eyes for the truth 😭#and how he’s so fucking sincere. GAH#txf ily#em.txf#my gifs#the x files#txfedit#dailytxf#msr#msredit#useremsi#useralf#usernessa#singinprincess#userairi#usernooshin#userveronika#userteresa#poangpals#I want queue believe
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🃏 and it's our word,
yes, our word,
against theirs
for curtain call, the ace attorney musical zine!
#clementimes#art#ace attorney#aa4#aa4 spoilers#kristoph gavin#klavier gavin#apollo justice#klapollo#(technically)#lyrics: our word - 36 questions#crazy that i pitched this before i even finished aj or was obsessed with the gavins jsdkdsjdj#however i did hypfix on them by the end of making this so i was never rlly satisfied with it#bc i didnt know how to draw them at the time so i was disappointed they didnt exactly match the Vision </3#and i wasnt. used to kris being so much harder to draw than klav for No Reason#maybe i can redraw/recompose this now that i actually know wtf im doing lol#but anywayz hope u still like it :]#orange queue glad i didn't say banana
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Dead Boy Detectives 105 | 108
#dbdaedit#deadboydetectivesedit#edwinpayneedit#edwinpaineedit#charlesrowlandedit#paynlandedit#painlandedit#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#edwin x charles#painland#paynland#*mygifs#the parallels are paralleling#this disappeared from my queue and never posted so lets try again#i apologize if this posts twice but i blame this hellsite
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You know what ? *genderbends your penelope* Since you're so gay and like to draw men
i raise ur genderbend and give u: transmasc penelope (whose name is vasileios thank u @shinedoitsulikeabright mwah mwah <3)
yes, they were both terrified they wouldn't accept each other and who they've become and of course they fell in love with each other all over again
and yeah the "just a man" bit in their song is for both of em now
#I HAVE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS ABOUT THESE TWO!!!!!#oh u guys are so lucky im on hiatus..... id never shut up#ill draw an actual pic of vas soon#odysseus#penelope#epic#epic the musical#au#SKY'S BREAK QUEUE.#SKY DRAWS.#ODYSSEUS. / fc.#ODYSSEUS. / art answered.#vasileios#transmasc penelope au
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happy pride
#Better late than never#pokemon#pokémon#guzma#Pride#team skull#Plumeria#gen 7#pkmn#fanart#pride month#Alola#queue the q
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The Narrator, after being proven wrong: Perhaps I was right in a new and unusual way.
#source: twitter#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp incorrect quotes#the queue is never the queue
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Well, it's just, for some guys - not me - uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a pimple and then it pops. And they say it can happen to anybody but it's still, it's, it's gross.
Fallout "The Trap"
Bonus:
#Maximus has never had sex and never even thought about sex#and also rolled a crit fail on that conversation#Fallout#Fallout Prime#Fallout TV#Maximus#Lucy MacLean#Ella Purnell#Aaron Moten#spoilers#fallout spoilers#falloutedit#tvedit#GIF#my gifs#Danny and Renae watch Fallout#Hide and Queue
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like a lithograph | vibe check
#I NEVER KNOW WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS ANYMORE I SWEAR I’M GONNA SCHEDULE POSTS AGAIN#this is why the queue was so important…….#like a lithograph#my art#one piece#lawlu#lulaw#law x luffy#luffy x law#trafalgar law#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro#modern au
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baba whats ur opinion on ladybugs,,,,
BABA IS CONFLICTED
ORGANISM IS IMPORTANT AND CONNECTED
ECOLOGICAL NICHE IS FILLED
BABA HATE LADYBUG
STATEMENT IS COEXIST
#baba is you#post is queue#ask is answer#listen so i love bugs. i LOVE bugs. and ladybugs are worthy of respect as creatures and they fill a niche and i respect them.#but also i HATE ladybugs. i am subject to the Great Ladybug Siege every spring AND fall no matter how tight i close my windows#its like that whole ''logically i understand the issue and have a nuanced opinion. as an ape though'' thing#i will never go out of my way to harm one though. never
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how to say "I love you" in x-files [156/?] ⤷ 2.25 — “Anasazi”
#the way she says it’s okay it’s okay 😭#he probably never had anyone care for him like this#someone who cares about HIM#txf ily#em.txf#my gifs#the x files#txfedit#dailytxf#msr#msredit#useremsi#useralf#usernessa#singinprincess#usereerie#usernooshin#userveronika#userteresa#poangpals#I want queue believe
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