#the same guy

[potato-lord-but-not]

can we eeeeremmm can can can we perchance have micheal and needles in the same room,,, (ALSO I FUCKING LOVE YOUR NEEDLES DESIGN THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED HIM)

sorry this took,, longer than necessary but here’s the sillies <3

[thescriptorfireflyy]

I’m just like you (I’m just like you) you’re just like me (you’re just like me)

Ladies and gentlemen, theys and thems, everyone on the planet or not, today my essay will be about the Live Action Prince Charming From Shrek.

They are they exact same people. The resemblance is uncanny, their personalities, all the same. They are the same man.

Who are these two men, might you ask? Obviously Prince Charming from Shrek and Jaime fookin’ Lannister.

My evidence:

THE EXACT SAME MAN!

Thank you for listening to my TEDtalk. Good day, or night.

[mildew-dread-mold]

guy who sends me seventeen by marina on my birthday vs guy who sends me dancing queen by abba on my birthday

[azurecanary]

Me: Last time Anakin saw Ahsoka he tried to kill her

Someone: That wasn't even Anakin

Me: I'M SORRY

"I am your father" Vader to Luke Skywalker

"Do you know what i have become?" Anakin to Ahsoka

Literally the BIGGEST plot point in the whole damn franchise

[justatallstick]

i’m literally going to end it all

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

[rooniearts]

yall i really REALLY love me a good dadow au it makes me cry my eyes out every time

[eraserbread]

there's something in the air around you... your husband, nanami, notices it immediately ✧

→ pregnant!reader, panty-sniffer nanami, fingering, mentions of oral, suggestive content

perhaps it's a new perfume, but you never switched from the one he picked out. you've used the same detergent since you were a teenager and match body wash with him.

there hasn't been a change in your lifestyle at all. kento swears he's not crazy...

then, he thinks he might actually be because he's standing in front of the washer with your black silk panties pressed to his nose. you just took them off this morning, so your smell is fresh—mouthwatering—yet different—a good difference.

"ken, i've been dreaming about milk bread from that bakery in-" you're stepping into the room, arms crossed around your traditional robe. you took off your clothes to shower, and now he's nose-deep. "...what are you doing?"

"oh." he replies haphazardly, pretending like he didn't just get caught sniffing your panties. he tosses them in with the rest of the clothes. "yes, dear. milk bread sounds lovely. you know, they do sandwiches too-

"why were you... wait, you're sniffing my panties? are you okay?"

"oh," he repeats, looking down to the contained mess of dark clothes in the drum. "I know... it's odd... i was just wondering why your pheromones have been dipping recently." he turns to you, shutting the washer and leaning against the waist-height appliance. "have you been taking any new medications? no, right? i would know?"

you swallow silence, knowing exactly what he was sensing... and silly you, you know your husband is mystic and observational. you should really tell him about that positive pregnancy test you have hiding in the wardrobe.

now is not that time. you shake your head. "no..."

so, he nods you over. "come here, now. i've been stewing over the matter for a few days."

kento sits you on top of the purring washing machine after he turns it on, giving you a passing kiss as you settle. You still get so flustered with him, and it's heightened right now—you just caught him with a noseful of your most private garments, taking it in like it was flora.

"well, firstly i thought it might've been a new bodywash... but we share."

"mhm." you nod, lips pressing together as he pushes your legs open. under the robe you're completely naked, but the shadow keeps you decent. "'s not the bodywash."

"yes. then, i figured... well, it's more likely to be an internal change. i can smell it waft when you walk by."

"are you saying i stink?"

his eyes get dark. he's staring right into your soul. "no."

you're purring - a steady engine coming to life within you that matches the tremors of the wash cycle. between your thighs, he reaches for your familiar cunt, knowing right where to reach, where he should bypass, and the entirety of your shape. instead of teasing your clit, getting you ready for further stimulation, he slides his thick middle finger inside of you, buried to the hilt.

you take a breath, he cocks an eyebrow. "me smelling you like that... it didn't make you uncomfortable, did it?"

you're shaking your head immediately, reaching a hand to plant on his big, homey shoulder. he's hunching pretty far to get as close as possible, nose trailing over yours when he whispers.

"i don't... i don't even know what that means—mhmf." you squeeze your eyes shut, body twisting as he slips his pointer finger ring-deep inside of you. the shiny metal shocks your soul, twisting at your entrance as his digits stretch you sensually.

then, he chuckles. actually—real, rare. "good. i love you. all of you." he twists his fingers and pulls them out, drinking up your flustered gasps as he brings the glistening pair to his nose, taking a long sniff.

you're reacting like a fish out of water, opening and closing your lips as you try to make sense of it all. before two thoughts can connect, he's dragging those damp fingers to his lips, staring at you hotly as he takes them in his mouth.

he settles on a deep, throaty. "mmm..." cheeks hollowing around them like your taste is his favorite meal. "you're sweeter, too."

[etchif]

How it feels to create ocs by continuously mischaracterizing characters in your mind until they become completely unrecognizable

[acochleola]

a man watched over by an angel

[parlerenfleurs]

I thought this quote was fully a self-roast and ought to be read as such? Like, the editor is right and she follows his advice in the end, she just has a very reactive ego that gets in the way and that's on her, and she knows it, but is being all tsundere about it (sorry for the term). I'm surprised this could birth anti-editor feelings in people. Criticism is VERY hard to receive but it's still better than the utter loneliness of writing alone and never getting proper feedback, imo.

Thought you might relate to this with your editing woes (congratulations on the book, by the way!)

honestly, I'm having the inverse experience in which all the edits being made are so smart and so obviously the right thing to do that I'm filled with agony for having not written it that way from the start. like, she'll substitute a colon for a semicolon, and I'll scream "OF COURSE!!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!" and throw myself across the room

[technikki]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

[keirahknightley]

Costume appreciation series: Van Helsing (2004) dir Stephen Sommers

Costume Design by Gabriella Pescucci and Carlo Poggioli

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

apologies

[flowerboypoet]

dude college fucking sucks