#the simpsons invented ABO when they had that episode about how nerd sweat makes bullies super aggressive

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I like thinking about ABO but like can I be real. The sex part is kind of boring. I’m here for human beings doing weird animal shit. In ABO world zero babies are ever left in hot cars while their mom goes grocery shopping. They are left UNDER the parked car, by a tire, in the way a mother deer leaves her fawn, because it is a better hiding spot.