#the tale of steven

[mostly-magical-polls]

Best Steven Universe Song Tournament - Round 1

Tower of Mistakes

Sung by Amethyst

The Tale of Steven

Sung by White, Yellow, and Blue Diamond

[telltaletypist]

people on twitter are losing it bc they found a doodle rebecca sugar did of pearl and greg having sex and all i can think about is the absolute chaos that would've been unleashed if that had dropped in like 2016. there would be riots in the streets

[catboy-miku]

Here, take this

Thousands and thousands of animated shows, subbed anime and dubbed anime. All for free. I've never gotten a pop-up ad. Think of any animated show you want to watch and it'll probably be one there.

For example I watched .hack//sign over a decade ago and I want to rewatch it soon. They have the dub for every .hack// anime on there!

[awhphooey]

is this considered niche

[diioonysus]

reading + art

[misterbeaverfever]

hi griefer block tales….. hi taph forsaken…. hi jevil deltarune….. hi early season peridot steven universe….. hi dimentio super paper mario…..

im very rusty the rust is falling off me as i speak they all might look a little janky

ive wanted to do one of these templates FOREVER!! thats one thing off my bucket list…. That i made 3 minutes ago

side note. thank you all so much for the support??? i kinda just let my account marinate while ive been super busy (and suffered from terrible terrible art block), and all the positive feedback has been. Like. Insane. didnt expect to ever get over 1000 likes on anything?? EVER?? its really scary to think about how each number is like a person Lowkey BUT!! im super grateful!! tgank you so much!! 💚💚 Yes YOU

i will get back to posting more often and doing asks again soon i hope ^^ once i finish my Garden. In Grow a garden. Where i grow gardens

(template by @/_ksgi on twitter/X!!)

[a-happy-beginning]

Care to dance?

—Rumplestiltskin, Once Upon a Time, “A Tale of Two Sisters”

[foursthemagicknumber]

Krel holding olive oil: What the kleb is an extra virgin i know what a virgin is but what’s an extra virgin? Like a nun? Like Eli?

Douxie: Krel…

———

Jim: Ok we need to find the peppers if we want an acutely spicy salsa- steve put the ground pepper down

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Toby: It’s always fun when we go shopping together because I get free entertainment like this

Camera pans to look at Douxie and Eli*

Eli: Is it true that Benjamin Franklin was a woman?

Douxie: Sigh* Are you going to help me listen to the watermelon or not?

———

Claire: Wait where’s steve?

Toby: He’s still trying to get all the free samples he should be able to find us as long as Eli’s here.

Claire: Oh ok… Wait where’s Eli?

———

Aja: And this one is a lemon!

Krel: That’s actually a grape fruit you can tell because it’s painted to be pink with an orange rind and also it’s larger than the lime. Grape fruit is also known to help with digestive issues despite being commonly agreed to be the most disgusting of the citrus. Which circles round to the idea that the more poison is in food the more likely a human is to eat it. This is also displayed through the foods known as chocolate and peppermint both of which are known to be poisonous amongst most earthly animals meanwhile humans eat it for its taste.

Aja: Watch this he’s just gonna keep going

Krel: Still talking about food*

Jim: I need to get this guy to write my college thesis

[out-of-body-xperience]

Scarface (1983 )

[truebluewhocanoe]

Tales of the TARDIS Masterpost

A COMPLETE collection of the new scenes from Tales of the TARDIS. Other ones previously posted to YouTube were incomplete or awkwardly cut, so here's all the new content in a convenient format.

[intuitive-revelations]

Tales of the TARDIS | Reunion Hugs

"We never really did this sort of thing, did we?" "We do now!"

[mostly-magical-polls]

Best Steven Universe Song Losers Bracket - Round 1

Mr. Universe

Sung by Kerry Moonbeam

The Tale of Steven

Sung by The Diamonds

[juniemunie]

"Why am I still doing this?"

"Don't you get it?"

"This is all just a show... and we're playing parts~"

[andrewmoocow]

Teenage cartoon protagonists burdened by generational trauma and family legacy while struggling to balance normal life with fighting evil be like.

Inspired by this response to an ask I sent to @picturejasper20: https://www.tumblr.com/picturejasper20/769530598141329408/jentry-chau-steven-universe-mark-grayson

Optional members of this hypothetical team/support group include:

And a very special surprise guest!

[bonnibelleangelica]

Shows/Movies I’m Watching to Get Inspo for My Book!

-Adventure Time for the post-apocalyptic world

-Handmaid’s Tale for the dystopian, reproductively authoritarian government

-Avatar (movie) for the pretty, glowy forest and animalistic humanoids

-Avatar the Last Airbender for the seamless world-building and storytelling

-She-ra for the gay, the magical world and the character design variety

-Steven Universe for the conspiracies and the heartfelt moments

-Croods for the cool animal designs and ideas

-Hilda for the mysterious wilderness vibes

-Where The Crawdads Sing for the foresty, nature-loving romance

-Arcane for the attention to detail, deep metaphors and character-building

-Last of Us for a fresh take on how humans would handle an apocalypse

I’m also reading Everything is Tuberculosis by John Green to get good at explaining scientific concepts to the average person in a way thats entertaining and digestible.

Check out my book here @statusquoofficial

[karmathehalflander]