#the teasing -when hades is out of earshot- would be constant

[assortedvillainvault]

Could you do a platonic Pain and Panic x Reader Drabble please?

I don’t typically write for Pain & Panic, but I'd be happy to do this from the angle of reader dating Hades and these two making friends!

Pain & Panic Drabble - Gossip

“Sooooooo...”

You arch an eyebrow. “So…?”

Pain and Panic snigger, giggling behind their cards like schoolchildren.

Pain bats his eyelashes, Panic giggling and making kissy noises. “How was your daaaate?”

Your eyebrow twitches, a blush blooming over your cheeks as the little minions cackle and roll around on the stone tabletop. “It was fine.” You say, "Just fine.”

Panic rolls onto his belly and smirks. Mean spirited little thing. “Fine huh? Did Hades hold your haaaand?”

Pain wheezes and rolls off the table. Both of you ignore his yelp as he smacks onto the stone floor.

You huff and roll your eyes. “No.” Idly, you shuffle the deck, your game abandoned. “...Got a couple hickeys instead.”

“EWWWWW-”