#the thing wtwpy

[cartooemcanhis]

Welcome to We Totally Wont Poison You!! da best restaraunt everrrrrrrrr we promise!! :3

we hab GREAT staffs that are very normal and very good food with 0 toxic spores or poison green goop in it!!!

COME FIND US BY DRIVING UNTIL YOU DO!!!!!!!!!! (may take days)

(Concept shared with @worldssillyestanimal , who also designed Strudel!)

[cartooemcanhis]

yk i just started thinking about this recently and i cant get it out of my head: why DO we still put gluten in bread? like. think about it. we have gluten-free alternatives, and we know some people cant ingest gluten, so why do we keep adding gluten when theres alternatives that serve rhe same purpose and CAN be eatsn by gluten-free people??? ... im gonna be real ive been thinking about this dor so long that i forgot why i sent the ask OH YEAH FANART I MADE FANART I DREW FANART LOOK

theyre best friends, totally

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THANK YOU SM THIS IS SO SILLYY!! AAAAAAAAA!!! :D

@worldssillyestanimal FINN YOU GOTTA SEE THIS FINN!!!!!!!!

[cartooemcanhis]

Silly critter that makes epic foodzz :3

(Strudel belongs to @worldssillyestanimal )

[cartooemcanhis]

What are some of Wtwpy hobbies?

They've started to mix up hobbies and freetime with work.. but they do occasionally get up to a lot of scenanigans when they've got no customers!

Goulash and Strudel are able to do a lot more than the other employees, they like climbing stuff and chaos in general :3

[cartooemcanhis]

Cooking calms his nerves. Not many customers come to We totally wont poison you (about 1-3 a day if they're lucky). Its not very fun for him