#these boys be CONFUZZLED

[firstkanaphans]

Obsessed with Jin—a mindreader, apparently—essentially saying, "I don't like Phu romantically. I just like that his head is completely empty 99% of the time. It's very relaxing for me."

[dramas-vs-novels]

"Now that you've had him, you're acting like a complete jerk." DO PHU'S FRIENDS KNOW THEY HAD SEX???

[igotsnothing]

Beginning/Previous/Next⋆♱✮☽🦇☽✮♰⋆

[dilfwerewolfman]

I promise I won't hurt anyone... I have no reason to...

I'm sorry for jumping strait to threatening you. Could we patch it up over a drink?

-🪶

...What?

I mean...what?

Sure???

I guess.

Im not paying though.

[cirquedumoi]

So I've been listening to She Likes a Boy by Nxdia a bit over the last month or so, and I, uh. I keep getting ~vibes~ from the chorus, but not the lesbian kind. No, that'd be obvious. Instead, I'm getting 'Hmm, that feels odd' vibes from the 'I'm not a boy' line. It's not every time, but only ever at that line. I knew my gender was funky, but heh-?

(For context: I'm afab, probably genderqueer, and do want to look more masculine, but in a feminine man sort of way)

[konohadaddies]

✘+ for sasuke. biggest crush?

Sasuke's lip raised slightly on one side, clearly not impressed with the faceless one's question. "Why is everyone obsessed with crushes? What does that even mean?"

[sharlsworld]

༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆ horn dog - 𝐂𝐒𝟓𝟓 ⚘

（ 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗑 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ）

（ 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ）𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌．𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝗌𝗈𝗇，𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽，𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋．．．𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗇𝗒

🝮

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 I went golfing with Lando

charles_leclerc Very nice thank you for sharing with the class Carlos

yn yeah and he asked me to pack them lunch & cut the crusts off their sandwiches

⤷ landonorris what can i say? i’m a man who knows what he wants 🤷‍♂️

⤷ yn you cried and locked yourself in the bathroom when a bee landed on your shoulder last week

⤷ landonorris hey. it was a wasp alright

⤷ yn yes yes very manly

carlando y/n is so over this bromance

maxverstappen1 Very much hurt that I wasn’t invited.

⤷ yn the last time we went golfing the club flew out of your hands before you even touched the ball

⤷ maxverstappen1 Why am I catching strays?? 😨

yn cute. the hat, not you guys

⤷ carlossainz55 I love you too baby ❤️

⤷ yn get home now

⤷ carlossainz55 Yes ma’am

⤷ oscarpiastri Walk em like a dog sis walk em like a dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

⤷ carlossainz55 Don’t make me block you again

⤷ oscarpiastri Again?

🝮

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 Date night with my one and only ❤️

georgerussell63 Oh jeez here comes baby #3. Brace yourselves everyone

danielricciardo Okay who let them out for dinner unsupervised?

scuderiaferrari Betting 500$ that it’s gonna be another boy.

⤷ mclaren Get your money in order.

⤷ f1 This is inappropriate behavior. Jk I’m betting on another boy

⤷ carlossainz55 ??

⤷ f1 And if I said twins then what?

⤷ carlossainz55 ???????

landonorris be expecting a pregnancy reveal in about 3 weeks everyone.

⤷ yn well just fuck me then i guess

⤷ carlossainz55 I did?

charles_leclerc Leave that poor girl alone Carlos goodness gracious

pierregasly Lets keep this PG carlos

⤷ carlossainz55 You cannot be talking

⤷ pierregasly You right you right 🐶

alex_albon you dirty dog 😏

⤷ georgerussell63 No. Not the vibes

⤷ alex_albon oh…

alex_albon is anyone else getting hot? 🌶️🥵

⤷ georgerussell63 Just stop trying. It’s getting sad

⤷ alex_albon alright then!

🝮

yn

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yn 💌

landonorris wait a damn minute

georgerussell63 Very confuzzled

pierregasly Teach me your ways Carlos

alex_albon does bro have super sperm??

landonorris your already pregnant??

⤷ yn BEEN 😇 that picture carlos posted was from 4 months ago

⤷ landonorris i feel very betrayed right now

⤷ landonorris THIS IS WHY WE HAVENT BEEN HANGING OUT? 💔💔

⤷ yn well we can hangout now

⤷ landonorris ok i’m coming over

♥︎ by author

lewishamilton Congratulations you two!! I’m so happy for you guys 💙

alexandrasaintmleux Hardest secret to keep 😫 So happy we can finally have our shopping dates back

⤷ carlossainz I’m not. You guys go out everyday

francisca.cgomes cutest ever 🥹🥹 i’m so excited for baby sainz #3 <33

lilymhe Hottest mommy 😉🩷 i love u all

carmenmmundt Congratulations pretty lady I’m so happy for you and your family 🩵

charles_leclerc HAHAHAH I’VE KNOWN SINCE DAY 1 YOURE ALL LOSERS

landonorris CHARLES AND ALEX KNEW ME BEFORE ME?!?!?!? CHARLES IS SUCH A BIG MOUTH THOUGH

5 minutes ago

landonorris i’m turing around right now. i just need a minute to process this.

5 minutes ago

landonorris ok i’ve processed this i’m standing outside open the door

4 minutes ago

🝮

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 The past week

alex_albon big back big back, carlos ate all the big mac’s 😍🌶️🥵😇

⤷ georgerussell63 Alex please

yn oooh hey fattie 🫶🏽

⤷ carlossainz55 Hello baby 😘❤️

francisca.cgomes baby emilio 🩵🩵

charles_leclerc I think carlos jr jr and emilio want to have another sleepover with leo and uncle charlie 😇

landonorris yum 😋 not the pizza, you 😉

scuderiaferrari Our favorite family ❤️

⤷ yn clearly not

⤷ yn who said that?

alexandrasaintmleux This is the most unaesthetic post I’ve ever seen

⤷ carlossainz55 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

⤷ carlossainz55 Hold on are you saying my wife isn’t aesthetic?? And my son?? How dare you

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux No y/n and emilio are always aesthetic I’m saying you don’t know how to put the right pictures together

⤷ carlossainz55 I don’t want to hear it

lilymhe only here for my girl and the babies

⤷ carlossainz55 You’re girl??

⤷ lilymhe yes MY girl 😂

⤷ charlos4eva carlos is always fighting for his life in the comments

hoeforsainzzz y/n still being salty is so real

all4lando what i would do to be that piece of pizza isn’t okay 😫😫

operationsainz55 i’ve missed lando always being with them 🥹

sharls_leclercussy baby emilio appearance!! now we need baby los

georgerussell63 Emilio did NOT want to hand that flower over

⤷ alex_albon “emy just pretend like your giving me the flower okay?”

⤷ carlossainz55 You two are the BIGGEST haters I know. BIGGEST if yk what I mean 🐽🐽

⤷ georgerussell63 What are you trying to say Carlos?

⤷ carlossainz55 I’m say you guys are fatties, might wanna cut back on the drinks, you girls are getting beer bellies

⤷ georgerussell63 How dare you, you bastard. I do not drink beer.

charles_leclerc Biggie & biggie jr ❤️

🝮

yn

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yn i love you nyc

alexandrasaintmleux We need a girls trip to nyc

⤷ yn omg yes i’m already writing ideas in my notes app

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Already making a mood board

⤷ carlossainz55 We’ll be back in December everyone

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux we?

⤷ yn as in me and alex?

⤷ carlossainz55 Wow

⤷ charles_leclerc Wow

landonorris me and the boys just got done absolutely demolishing some dino nuggets

⤷ yn that sounds very fun lando thank you for sharing with us

⤷ alex_albon they left you guys at the hotel? 😭

⤷ landonorris no they shipped me and the babies back to monaco to have some “alone time” if yk what i mean

⤷ georgerussell63 The baby doesn’t get hurt?

⤷ maxverstappen1 I don’t think it’s big enough to reach 😂

⤷ carlossainz55 Excuse me? I’ll let you know that I have bruised her cervix many times

⤷ landonorris Carlos sainz are you saying your saying you rough up your wife? 🫢 you dirty dog

⤷ alex_albon oh so he can say it but not me?

⤷ carlossainz55 What can I say she likes it that way

⤷ georgerussell63 You don’t need to be big to bruise someone’s cervix

⤷ carlossainz55 Tell that to her belly bulge

⤷ alex_albon and how would you know that George Russell? 🤨

⤷ georgerussell63 Google ho 🤣

⤷ oscarpiastri who is this DIVA💜

⤷ lewishamilton Wow sometimes I forget your not a middle aged man

⤷ oscarpiastri Like you? 🤣🤣 might be time to hang up the helmet old man💀 and rookie Alonso

⤷ fernandoalo_oficial What he say fuck me for??

⤷ yn idk leave me alone

scuderiaferrari Hope you all are having the best time in NYC ❤️

⤷ mclaren Read the fucking room?

⤷ redbullracing Ooh someone took the lead and don’t know how to act 🙄

⤷ mercedesamgf1 I HATE YOU ALL

⤷ f1 ho is u coo?

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landonorris

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landonorris life as a single mom

BEING A MOM IS A JOB TO GUYS!!

yn oh shut your face

⤷ landonorris can you not yell?? i just put the boys to bed jeez

⤷ yn are you being cereal right now 😐

⤷ landonorris someone didn’t get d down last night

⤷ yn i’m gonna punch you in the throat when i get back to monaco

⤷ landonorris carlos!! control your woman!

⤷ carlossainz55 No thanks she scares me 🥰

⤷ landonorris at least give her some of that d man

⤷ carlossainz55 She’s been gettin it trust

⤷ yn why is our sex life always the topic of conversation??

⤷ carlossainz55 Bitches wish they were us

⤷ landonorris ooh we love a sassy man 💋

⤷ yn what is wrong with you

⤷ landonorris please don’t use that tone with me i’m feeling very sensitive right now

⤷ yn aww is it that time of the month

⤷ landonorris i’m the sweetest girl in town so why are you sooo mean? 💔😞🖤😖

oscarpiastri They always look like they just got back from war after being with you for more then 24 hours

charles_leclerc Let’s pray you don’t have kids until your at least 30

⤷ yn you’re*

⤷ oscarpiastri you’re*

⤷ lewishamilton you’re*

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux you’re*

⤷ landonorris your*

⤷ landonorris fuck i can’t do anything right

⤷ charles_leclerc I GET IT DAMN

⤷ charles_leclerc hahaha lando go back to school

⤷ landonorris you coming with me genius?

⤷ charles_leclerc damn

danielricciardo Now why would they trust you with two kids under 5

⤷ landonorris you’d be surprised with how much they trust me with…that’s right guys i know their dirty secrets 😏🍆🍑

⤷ carlossainz55 I’ll spill all your dirty secrets if you spill any of my dirty secrets

⤷ geogrerussell63 How are you guys getting that font??

⤷ landonorris it’s a secret

🝮

yn

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yn surprise surprise,

mathéo & malachi 🤍 our little miracles

alexandrasaintmleux So much love 🤍 I’m obsessed with them already 🥰🥰

landonorris two more godsons to love 💙

f1 What did I say? Congratulations you two we are all so happy for your family 💙💙

carmenmmundt How precious 🥹🥹

alex_albon so what i’m hearing is carlos DOES have super sperm?

lilyzneimer sweet angel babies 🤍🤍

scuderiaferrari Does this mean we get 1000?? 😁😁

⤷ mclaren I was jking I knew it was gonna be a boy

⤷ f1 Hahahaha you have to pay both of us now 😂🫵🏽

francisca.cgomes so much boys 😭🩵🩵 i can’t wait to meet them 🥹

lewishamilton double trouble 💙💙💙 beautiful blessings truly

landonorris 4 is the best number 😏

⤷ yn don’t make me get pregnant again just to make it 5

⤷ landonorris gonna go cry in the bathroom brb

⤷ yn don’t come back ❤️

⤷ landonorris my heart can’t take this anymore

georgerussell63 You poor girl how are you surviving with all these boys??? 😦

⤷ yn i love my clingy boys

charles_leclerc Can’t wait to get them on the track

⤷ carlossainz55 You and me both brother

⤷ estiebestie i’m not okay

danielricciardo Congratulations on expanding your football team 💙

lilymhe milf 4x 😉 in absolute awe of them 🩵

pierregasly Carlos Sainz the man that you are

carlossainz55 I love you and our sons more then life itself baby, I couldn’t imagine doing this with anyone but you ❤️

⤷ landonorris SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

⤷ maxverstappen1 Come on grandpa, let’s get you back to bed

[delis-4-meats]

🐓🫵🤨❤️🦟

Yours looks so chill, like the lofi girl or someone just hanging out in a cafe for a couple hours.

@jamzie8, @c0smicrose, @k3l-l3y, @kieranslashbee

Tag Game

Rules ! 1. Do the picrew here, however you see yourself

2. put 3-6 emojis of your liking (if u can)

3. Say something nice about prev’s picrew!! <- the most important step

4. Tag anyone!

🦋🪻🎱

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[mejaemin]

i ♡ my girlfriend - lee donghyuck

wc: 1k

summary: a continuation of one of my caramel!haechan hcs, where you take care of him while he’s drunk

warnings: not proofread, alcohol, being drunk, nothing else!

an: somehow this came out to be not as fluffy as i wanted, like the request asked, but is still longer than intended??? im a wittle confuzzled guys.. anyways enjoy my first set of fake texts !!! i hope i did a good job (ignore the timestamps, this is set past 11pm in my mind)

(caramel!hyuck masterlist here! ʕ ᵔⰙᵔ⠕ʔ)

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your phone begins ringing, and you pick up mark’s incoming phone call. “hello? mark, you didn’t have to call, i’m already-” you’re interrupted when his camera turns on, revealing your boyfriend instead of the one you were just speaking to.

“hiiiiii girlfriend! i miss you soooo much, mama… please come get me, there’s scary women looking at me and i want to be with you now..” his face takes up the entirety of the screen, purple lights casting shadows over his tanned skin and pouted lips. you can see a glimpse of his ‘i heart my girlfriend’ shirt at the edge of the screen, and it makes you smile softly.

“umm, okay, baby, i’m on my way. i’ll save you.” it takes everything in you to not go over the speed limit once you get in your car, a surge of jealousy flowing through your brain, but if his reaction was anything to go by, you don’t have much to worry about.

“you’re already on your way? really?! i love you girlfriend, please hurry! but not too much because i can’t have you crashing and dying..” he trails off, looking up at the boy who’s shoulder he was resting on and whispering, ‘markie, look, my girlfriend’s on the phone with me.’ you can’t hear much but you’re sure he’s had enough of donghyuck, so you call his attention once again.

“okay, hyuckie, i’m sure mark wants his phone back, so why don’t you hang up the phone, okay? i’m almost there.” at this, his face lights up, and he starts rambling about his excitement before the phone hangs up abruptly.

with a heavy sigh you park your car outside the bar and make your way in. you’re sure you stand out very well, messy hair and sanrio pajamas being a stark contrast between the put together outfits of other patrons.

making your way through the crowd towards the seating areas, you see your boyfriend sitting in the booth with his friends. funnily enough, mark sees you first, eager to get rid of the clingy, annoying boy.

he shoots up, leaving hyuck’s head to slip off his shoulder and hit the back of his seat. once he’s awaken, then he immediately gets up as well. mark helps him up through his stumbling, guiding him to your arms.

“hey,” he sighs. “he’s clearly very…” instead of finishing the sentence, he just gestures to him. throughout the whole time mark was speaking, hyuck was leaning into your shoulder mumbling things you couldn’t even understand.

“yeah, i can tell.. anyways i’m sorry you had to deal with him..” you smile awkwardly, having to pry your boyfriend off your body to make your way to your car.

“yeah, it’s chill. get home safely, okay?” he nods, waving to you before turning back to the table.

typically it would be a struggle to haul a drunk man to your car, but donghyuck is so clingy that all you had to do was walk by yourself and have him follow. when you put him in the passenger seat he wastes no time in kissing you while his seatbelt gets put on.

“thanks for getting me, mama. i was really so scared just now. ugh, being perceived by other women is just sooooo nasty!” he drones on dramatically, sighing heavily as he sinks back into the seat.

you make your way around the car, getting in the driver’s seat and starting the car. “oh yeah? aren’t you lucky i saved you then, hm?” you turn to him once again, pinching his cheek lightly before starting the drive back home.

𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒

with all the strength you can muster, you finally haul hyuck up to your front door, quickly unlocking it and letting him in.

“ooh yay! we’re in mama’s house..” he drones on, stepping into the house and happily observing the decor.

“yup! now, hyuckie, do you wanna shower or just get undressed.” you turn to face him, pressing your hands to his pink cheeks.

“get undressed? hmm, i like the sound of that…” he’s smirking, his eyes in the shape of crescents.

you roll your eyes, turning around to guide him into your bedroom. it would be stupid to even respond to him, so you choose to instead ignore him. once he’s in you sit him down on the bed, instructing him to remove his clothes while you get him water.

when you come back in your room, hyuck has already met you at the doorway, stripped down to his boxers. he wraps his arms around you, hugging you tightly as he walks you back to the bed. before he can drag you (without knowing his own strength) onto the bed, you set his glass and painkillers on the nightstand. finally, you fall forward onto his chest, picking your head up to kiss his birthmarks.

“you seriously took so long just now. does it really take that long to get water? i literally could’ve grown old and died in that time.” he pouts, wrapping both his arms and legs around you.

“oh i know, hyuckie, i’m so evil, but i had to get the stuff to take care of you. don’t you want to be taken care of?” you ask, twirling a piece of his curly hair between your fingers.

“hm… i guess that is really nice..” he trails off.

“okay, then let’s get up and clean you up, okay?” you offer, pushing yourself off of him and leading him to the bathroom.

you already did your own routine prior to picking hyuck up, so you really just stood there for emotional support while he (clumsily and half-assed) washed his face and brushed his teeth. you already decided that a shower would not be best right now, so after he finished up you went straight to bed.

flipping up the fluffy pink covers, you lay down first before inviting hyuck into your arms. he slips under as well, but before he fully lays down he grabs one of your many plushies and brings it with him. trapping it in between your bodies, he gets comfortable and finally is able to rest, happy in your arms. unfortunately for you, you won’t be having much rest for the next few days due to hyuck’s tendency to milk your care until it’s dry.

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[anonymous-existences]

Crashes into your dashboard without consent and/or warning.

HELLO PEOPLE, I am here today because KWITE HIMSELF has inspired me to do this with his Omegaverse talk.

Welcome to my insanity,

DCxDP Prompt 16 :

Danny after his Parents found out about his phantom identity and didn't take it well used the infinimap to skedaddle and run away, he didn't think it would lead him to another universe causing him to crash land in unknown and odd soils of a new earth.

Danny now turned into homeless teen roams around Gotham and he gets weird looks from all these people everytime he walks by especially worried looks and even muggers don't wanna fucking touch him and only other fellow kids stick to him since he's like a reppelant, soon enough he learns about the world's A/O/B standards and how it's very odd that he's not any of those because he doesn't have a scent.

Danny tries to process this, thinking he might be in Sam's Fanfic Galore AO3 Bookmarks dumped in a collections specifically called "the fantasies that will never come true" and continues to avoid everyone and roam around Gotham, much like a normal homeless kid, they think he's sick cuz of the scent thing and they think he's just also as normal as them cuz the boy bites and has fangs and growls.

The bats find him once he recklessly and without hesitation snag the batmobile's and Red Hood's tires, unlucky for him they have trackers built on that shit and once they found him they're worried that he's ALSO sick because he doesn't have a scent and how he doesn't know about normal A/O/B standards and all that shenanigans, thinking he was an oppressed runaway child from someone in Illinois middle of nowhere somewhere where A/O/B was strictly not talked about or his parents deprived him of that knowledge.

Danny doesn't know how to tell them that he's from another universe because he's an anxious confuzzled teenager who thinks he's just hallucinating or this was Ghost Writer's doing which is impossible because he's said orange and that didn't change shit and then at some point the JL and JLD gets involved and only the JLD clocks the kid as an otherworldly semi-terrestrial child and a denizen of the Infinite realms.

Thank you for reading my insanity <33 ✨

🙋‍♀️salute and peace out.

[puppetwoman17]

I want to read more comics and fanfics about Cap/Billy being a respected member of the hero community.

But at the SAME TIME, I want to read something where his attempts to make friends is seen as too eager or boyish and he’s ostracized, so as he grows up he understands that he needs to dial it down. He begins backing off and letting people do their own thing. He doesn’t try to hang out with the younger hero teams, but makes it clear that he’s always there if they need him, because he’s a sweetie. He talks less with JL members, not significantly, but just so he’s not talking way more than he has to.

Everyone’s noticed. They are worried.

Billy grows up, gets reunited with his sister, connects more with his Whiz Radio coworkers, gets along with the Bromfields, meets and connects with other Fawcett heroes and finally gets his own apartment(with illegal means but shush I guarantee you someone else has done much worse). He’s getting his life together day by day and he’s more sure of himself.

Heavy on Fawcett heroes btw. They clock him being CC’s kid immediately. What do you mean the JL doesn’t like him? What’s their problem with our boy😡?

Little subtleties with other heroes… Because why is Cap not talking to me anymore? Why do I have to steer the conversation?

Did I do something wrong?

Did I fuck up?

Was I too mean?

He just wants to hang out. Isn’t that what being part of a team is?

He just wants to be friends like the rest of us are.

Cue young and older heroes alike trying their damn hardest to get Cap to join them for a game night or gossip session or joint mission where there doesn’t need to be a joint mission and Billy is just confuzzled.

He’s busy, sorry! (He’s cleaning up the radio station for a birthday party)

Something came up, you know how schedules can be. (Mary wants him to see his first opera. Billy is a yes man)

A friend of mine needs some help! Really sorry, I wish I could! (Ebenezer is about to die. He wants to watch the moment the light leaves his eyes. No, Mary, he doesn’t need therapy. No Freddy, he doesn’t need a hug right—fuck it, give him a hug)

Because even without knowing, the her community watched him grow up. And, like adult figures and parents in a child’s life, they miss the way things used to be. It confuses them, especially the younger heroes.

Oh, then an identity reveal happens and everything makes so much sense and they all feel so so so bad but Billy’s like “Hey, it’s no big deal! Everyone gets busy! And I’ve got lots of other friends to confide in!”

He says this with a smile on his face but it sounds like an insult. Now the JL and younger heroes are grappling with the fact that this whole time they’ve just been parental figures who miss when their kid was clingy🥺

…

…

…

LOL, TOO BAD. Freddy’s taking him to a game tonight. He’s got front row seats and extra cotton candy coupons! Suck on that!

[poisonedspider]

"Gorgeous? Understatement of the century, Pen. This is like a dream." One he really hoped he didn't wake up from. He loved the hotel, and he loved the life that he lived, but this reminded him of everything he had ever wanted. The nights he spent yearning to make it to Hollywood in their flapper dresses and fancy cars and sitting with their wine glasses and gossiping over the latest picture to be released.

He had to admit that he had been entirely caught off guard when the other pulled back the chair for him, eyes widening and pink flush crossing over his features. He leaned in to press a kiss to Pentious' cheek - thankfully Angel knew his make up and what wouldn't transfer - bunching his dress slightly to sit and take the offered chair. In all his life, no one had ever done that for him.

All of this felt so magical, while also incredibly overwhelming. Angel knew how to present himself to the public - he had been doing it for decades, after all. But the public that often had their eyes on him were much different than this crowd, and the spider was so worried about messing something up. His eyes scanned the table, noticing the different silverware - why were there so many forks?

His eyes looked over to the regally dressed serpent, clearing his throat just under his breath, before tilting his head. "So if ah' want t' grab a bun, which of these thousands of friggin' silverware do ah' use f' that?" There's a slight laugh after, but one could tell he was nervous. He knew Pentious had assured him outside, but it was so obvious that this glamorous lifestyle did not belong to someone like him. Trashy. Vulgar. Brash. "Ah' don't wanna embarrass yeh' or nothin' because ah' don't know how t' live like fancy schmancy folk."

The decorations lacked the usual flair of flowers and purple hues in Lilith's absence. The aesthetic of the palace and this elegant party had been left to Lucifer in its entirety and Pentious could hardly complain about it.

The mixture of red and white elements created a warm atmosphere. It was whimsical. Bright. Beautiful. In ways, it reminded Pentious of Charlie, which wasn't surprising considering who her father was. Perhaps the princess' new presence in Lucifer's life had even inspired him when it came to the palace's interior.

"It's gorgeous here, isn't it?" Pentious sighed as they travelled across the hall, marvelling at how perfectly Angel, so fair and shimmery fit into the backdrop of it all. His mismatched eyes shone, reflecting within them the candles, fairy lights and twinkling wine glasses that shone around him. The precious awe that he couldn't conceal. Pentious felt ever so lucky.

"Let's hope they have greens, then."

Pentious led him to their immaculately set table, already packed full of different appetizer courses and jugs of water. He could notice a variety of breads in a small basket, as well as a fancy arrangement of crudités- Hopefully those of Angel's preference.

Baked oysters and a plate of cheese and jam over the red tablecloth completed their extravagant appetiser course. Thankfully, the portions looked small enough to leave room for more.

The serpent slithered behind one of the chairs.

"Pleassse, allow me," he said, pulling back the seat for Angel. "It seems we are just in time."

[juyeoz]

( 💬 ) LAST FESTIVAL — OH SION

OUR FINAL FESTIVAL ౨ৎ 𝗂'𝗆 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗐 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌

( ♡ ) ft. crush!sion & crush-f!reader

BACK 2 SHELF ─── ### it's the last school festival before the summer break. your last chance to tell sion how you really feel, and for him to do the same ✶ cw: oneshot school au clubmates to lovers fluff crack mutual pining photography club au ✉️ 26O9 words

[ >ᴗ< note ] . tws songs are so writeable 💔 also nct wish is my current obsession soo... expect much more ! ( i wrote that photobooth scene and every scene after that with closed eyes btw #yallaintevenknowit ) this isn’t proofread btw

THE WIND SWAYS THE LEAVES LEFT TO RIGHT WHILE THE CLOUDS REVEAL THE SUN. Sion raises his hand to shield his eyes from the sudden blinding sunlight. It’s beautiful, yet irritating. 

“Sion!” 

The boy turns around to the sound of his name, lowering his camera in the process. The bright sunlight subsides as his shadow appears in front of him, mimicking his movements. 

“What’s up?” Sion greets his fellow underclassman—Ryo. His gaze lowers to the camera in Sion’s hands, leaving Sion confuzzled. He slightly tilts his head as the awkward silence slowly increases. 

“You haven’t taken a break yet, have you?” Ryo points at the camera in his hold with his gaze on his upperclassman’s face again. Sion is quiet as he sheepishly rubs at the back of his neck and slowly hides his camera behind him.

“Come on! It’s the school's last festival. You deserve a break.” He exclaims, grabbing at Sion’s wrist. He’s taken aback by this sudden interaction as he (helplessly) follows behind Ryo, who drags him to his next destination. 

His grip on his camera tightens. “I’m fine with taking photos, really,” the words leave Sion’s throat in a shaky manner because of the speed. Since when could Ryo move this fast? 

A scoff escapes from Ryo’s mouth before they’re brought to an abrupt stop. He turns on his pivot foot, facing Sion with a thin-lipped smile. It’s quite scary to say the least.

“No, you’re not.” Says Ryo. 

“What do you know?” 

“That you still like (Name), and that it’s your last chance to confess to her before your graduation—” Sion is quick to cover Ryo’s mouth the moment other student bodies appear in their previously empty hallway.

“Alright! That’s enough, Ryo.” He says with an eye-closed smile. The students disappear off into another classroom to participate in another booth and Ryo takes this as a chance to remove Sion’s hands off his face. Sion puts his hands together and brings them up to his face in an apologetic motion. 

“We know that won’t happen. She doesn’t like me back and I’m not trying to graduate with embarrassment.” Sion explains.

Ryo sighs and places a hand on Sion’s shoulder.

“If you’re not going to confess, at least look around the festival and enjoy your time. It’ll be better than the regret you’ll end up graduating with from not confessing.” 

Ryo’s voice echoes throughout Sion’s head as he stands at the entrance of the crowded gymnasium of their school. Students are everywhere: they are standing in single file lines, working at booths or walking around with their friends. 

Maybe Ryo’s right. Sion should take a break from snapping pictures for their yearbook. It’s the duty of the photography club, meaning he couldn’t slack off. However, he’s taken enough to risk twenty minutes of free time.

There’s a tap on Sion’s shoulder. It doesn’t fail to startle him, causing him to cautiously turn his head.  “Fancy seeing you here.” You say with a smile which causes Sion’s heart rate to increase. 

“Hey.” The flustered boy greets.

“What’re you doing here? Were you sent on break too?” Your attention is turned to the filled gymnasium as you move to stand beside Sion. 

“Too?” He questions, already forgetting your previous one. 

“My friends begged me to take a break from taking pictures.” You inform him, eyes glancing around the area.

“That booth seems interesting…” You whisper to yourself, pointing at a station from afar. He looks in the direction your finger is pointing, eyes lighting up at the sign. It reads the words handmade keychains. It does seem interesting.

It’s your last year at School of Wish, the two of you might as well make the most of the school festival, right?

“Let’s go together.” Sion suggests while intertwining his hand with yours. The moment the warmth of his palm collides with your own, you’re a blushing mess. 

Is he even aware of what he’s doing? Hell, does he even know what you look like right now? What if he’s doing all of this to toy with you? What if he only has friendly intentions for this? 

It wouldn’t be shocking if he did.

You and Sion are both members of the photography club, which is a prime aspect as to why both of you got close. What started as only club members from your first year of highschool became feelings that you’ve had ever since then.

You remember the first time you saw him. He was standing in front of the club room doors, looking into the window with cupped hands to help his vision. At first, you were weirded out by it. Why was a random student trying to take a peek inside the club room? The club that you wanted to join.

That being your first impression of him obviously made him out to be a creep. However, you were completely wrong the moment you saw him sitting in your second block class—media arts. He seemed to have a thing for the arts, which only made you curious about him. Was he truly the creep you thought he was? Or was he a nosy art student who had intentions in joining the club too? 

Your questions were answered later on once you were paired up with him for the first class assignment—a photography challenge. With the given prompts, he was able to nail the vibes of all of them in his pictures. Since that day, you took a liking to his skill (and later on to him). 

Your feelings could possibly make the two of you become more than close friends or club mates, really. Nevertheless, that’s only if you confess to him. That clearly won’t be happening anytime soon, especially since he obviously doesn’t like you back. 

Sion’s laughter cuts through your overcrowded thoughts, gaining your attention immediately. “What’s so funny?” You ask while peering over his arm to see what he is looking at.

“It reminds me of you.” He forces out through his laughter and pointing at the silly monkey keychain. With furrowed brows, you give him a soft hit to the back, a huff leaving his lips in response. As he recovers from the blow, you’re moving up to the stand to get a better view of the keychain. 

It’s a brown monkey with a pink flower on its head and a banana in its hold. It’s cute, there’s no doubt about it. 

“It would be a lie to say it isn’t cute.” Sion utters after regaining his composure. He’s quick to pick up the keychain and the matching one beside it, handing it to the working student. Then, Sion reaches into his pocket for his wallet. It all happens too fast for you to register until he’s handing you the keychain he was laughing at. 

“What’s this for?” You ask, holding it awkwardly in your palm.

“Matching keychains,” Sion begins as he pulls his camera out of his blazer pocket. “See.” He holds up the camera after tying the keychain around the holder. He points at your bulging pocket where your camera must be, hinting for you to do the same.

A smile makes its way on his face at the sight of your cameras. This is the closest he’ll ever get to showing his feelings for you. Although it’s a subtle act, hopefully you’re able to pick up on his true intentions.

“It’s nice, right?” Sion asks, but you don’t reply. You’re silent.

“Sion,” you call. Your voice is quiet as if a higher pitch will put you both in trouble. You’re scaring him. Did you not like the idea or did you find out about his feelings? Are you disgusted by it or what? He’s confused and your unreadable expression isn’t helping his case.

“Let’s go to the photo booth.” Your voice is back to normal and you’re pointing at the photo booth with a table filled with headpieces near it. He mutters a soft okay before giving in and following behind you. It’s almost as if he hallucinated that reaction of yours. Did it really not happen with how fast you pushed it aside?

To be honest, you’re dying on the inside. You don’t know how to feel about Sion getting you two matching keychains. He said the keychain reminded him of you, then proceeded to call it cute five seconds later. What was the meaning of that? 

You grab a silly headband and rush into the booth and try to calm down your burning face before Sion joins you. It takes a while, but it works. Hopefully he didn’t suspect anything. 

The curtain is gently pulled to the side as Sion walks through, ducking his head to avoid hitting it. You move over to make space for him, or so you try. You don’t remember the photo booth being this cramped the last three years. Your shoulders and legs are touching one another. One wrong move and it would be over for the both of you.

“I paid before coming inside, so you can press the button when you’re ready.”  

“You shouldn’t have, I could’ve paid…” You reply, turning your head to look at him.

“Well, you kind of rushed inside before I even fully arrived…” Sion says, turning his head to look at you. You’re much closer than the two of you expected. 

Flustered, the two of you turn back around in a haste motion. Locking eyes in such a tight space was the last thing you expected to happen between you and Sion.

“Let’s start!” You exclaim as you quickly press the button. You hope it's enough to distract both of you from the earlier incident. In silence, both of you start to pose. It’s awkward, definitely awkward. Being close to Sion is unbearable for you.

You can’t focus on what’s in front of you. As much as you want to tell him what’s on your mind, you don’t know how he’ll react. 

Sion’s twenty minute break is almost up, meaning he’ll have to return to his previous tasks and graduate with the regret Ryo spoke about earlier. He wants to confess. 

What if you reject him and everything gets ruined?

What if he rejects you and everything gets ruined?

There’s good and bad consequences from whatever the two of you choose to do. A fifty-fifty chance that it'll go right or wrong. There’s no saying what the outcome will be. At least, not unless nothing is said.

“Sion.” Your voice is shaky when you say his name. What if it’s your last time saying it? What if you end up ruining practically everything the two of you built up since freshman year?

Sion gulps as hesitation settles in his throat. “Yeah?” 

The timer is at five seconds. In five seconds the next picture—the last picture will be taken. He wraps his arm around your shoulder and you let your head rest against his out of reflex. This isn’t the first time you sat with him in a position anyway. 

“I like you.”

The camera snaps, taking the last photo of the four and Sion is left shocked. He’s quick to remove his arm from around your shoulder and turn to face you.

“Say that again.” He says. He can’t believe his ears. Perhaps the five hours of sleep is starting to catch up to him.

“I said, I like you.” 

“You like me? Like me as in you have feelings for me?” His eyes are searching yours with an eagerness you’ve never seen before. You nod at his question and Sion’s hands gently grip at your shoulders.

“Are you telling the truth?” 

You nod again.

“Since when?” He asks.

“A little into freshman year…” Your voice trails off, getting quieter as every nanosecond goes by. Regret slowly starts to settle into your system. With the way he's acting, you can’t tell what he’s thinking. Maybe this was a bad choice after all.

“It’s fine if you don’t see me the same way. I can deal with it.” 

“What do you mean?” Sion asks with a puzzled expression. You remove his hands from your shoulders and place them into his lap. 

“I like you too, (Name). Ever since our assignment together in photography class. I thought you were pretty,” he lets out a sigh, hands turning to hold yours. “However, the moment I saw you in the club room during the new members welcome party as well, I thought it was too good to be true. Honestly, I didn’t think I’d have a chance, yet here we are now.” 

You’re sitting in silence, blinking at him dumbfounded. The boy you’ve liked all this time, feels the same way about you. 

“Let’s go outside, it’s too cramped in here.” You say, letting go of Sion’s hands and leaving the photo booth. You reach into the dispenser to grab the two copies of the polaroids as Sion exits the booth. 

“They turned out nice.” You say while taking a look at them. Sion hums in agreement as he peeks over your shoulder from behind, startling you in the process. 

“Here.” You hand him one of the copies and slip the other one in your pocket with your camera. Although he looks like a deer caught in headlights in the last picture upon hearing your confession, it’s still a cute photo. 

“We should get back to work, our break is definitely up by now. Bye!” You start walking away from Sion, but he doesn’t let you get so far until he’s grabbing onto your wrist, halting your movements. Your ‘great escape’ failed miserably.

“Is that it?” He asks, turning you around. The look in his eyes is more than a plea. 

You’re hesitant. “...Is what it?”

“The confessions,” Sion lets go of your hand, bringing it back to his side. “Is that it between us?” 

You shake your head. As much as you want to progress further, you don’t know if he wants to. What is he possibly hinting at asking a question like that?

“You don’t want to try us?” Sion’s questioning your silence. Maybe you don’t, and that’s fine with Sion, yet he can’t help but feel a strain on his heart. 

“Of course I do.” His eyes light up at your words like a child in a candy store. 

“Then, would you allow me to be your boyfriend?” Sion asks, risking it all. There’s a beat between his question and your confirming nod which makes Sion smile. He’s happier than ever, but before the boy can do anything physical, you’re quick to put it to a stop.

“Okay! Now we seriously need to get back to work. It’s been ten minutes since our break ended.” You give him a smile and reach for your camera in your pocket. 

“I’ll see you later.” You say with a wave and he pulls you into a hug. 

He rests his chin on your head. “Could we spend time together after the festival ends?” You nod to his question, nuzzling your face further into his chest as you wrap your arms around his figure. 

Sion is overjoyed. He’s finally with the girl of his dreams and he’s hugging you tightly. He plants a soft kiss onto the crown of your head before pulling away from your hug.

“I’ll see you too.”

The two of you are long gone out of the packed gymnasium, and parting ways to continue taking pictures of the last school festival with stupid smiles plastered on your faces. 

Just a few more hours and you’ll be able to be together again. That’s the only thing getting you two through the rest of this event.

© JUYEOZ

NCT WISH PERM TAGLIST — @miumura @himewonu

[ogwintersmind]

hi! i love your bakugo fics 💗 could i request for shoto headcanons? like similar to what you made for katsuki (when you meet, when he gets to know you, etc.)

only if you have time though, thank you! 💞

Shoto Todoroki Headcanons

When you first meet:

He's so awkward it's almost hard to watch… he'll just stand there with his hands stuffed In his pockets, trying his best to (and failing miserably) act as normal as possible but clearly his social skills are terrible.

When aizawa pairs you two together for training he doesn't speak much about off topic discussions, everything he says is purely based on training, though he does awkwardly compliment your quirk and techniques.

When you're talking to his friends he gets really excited, though he doesn't show it he's excited because he sees this as a future opportunity to become friends with you since you’re friends with people In his inner circle.

though when you're around him and his friends he continues the awkwardness and doesn’t speak... Bless his awkward little heart…

After he gets to know you:

He's not as awkward as he was when you first met and can hold pretty strong conversation with you now.

He's the complete opposite of "brain rot" and “chronically online" so when you use TikTok slang or reference a pop culture moment or meme the poor boy is so confuzzled.

He listens to you rant and ramble about any and everything, whether it be training, or why jellyfish don't have brains (i really love jellyfish.).

He's also a great help with homework. Instead of just giving you the answers he works you through the questions so you can know what to do on future homework’s.

Someone has a little crushy crushhh:

All awkwardness is out of the window.

This boy is so clingy and knows nothing about personal space. You'll be sitting down in the common room and he’ll come trailing after you and sit thigh to thigh.

“…Don’t you think this is a little close, Sho?” he looks over at you with a blank expression and simply says "no?" …ok then.

Oh. He talks non-stop now, he's still a great listener of course but when it's his turn to talk he doesn't shat up he's got you beat at the yapping contest (if that’s possible).

After you start dating:

He wasn't sure if he'd be a good boyfriend and was so nervous to ask you out, eventually tho Izuku convinced him and he finally gathered up the courage to do it.

Surprisingly PDA doesn't phase him. He holds your hand in public and doesn't mind exchanging the occasional quick kiss.

He buys you flowers all of the time randomly just because. Remember that bracelet you mentioned briefly last week? It just so happens that it's sitting on your vanity when you get home.

He'll eventually introduce you to his mom and siblings and tell you all about the todo family lore.

After you marry:

It's safe to say enjis wallet hates to see you coming.

Big traditional house on the hill? You got it. 5 new luxury purses? You got it. Enji calls non-stop telling shoto to stop maxing out his cards but he never listens, whatever you want you'll get.

And that wedding??! On my goodness… it was so beautiful. A beautiful mix of both of your cultures combined, very elegant and very expensive. Enji payed for it all.

As for children..

Long story short this guy is a freak so there's plenty of children to go around.

Hi friends! This took so long I'm so sorry to annon who requested!!! I just had 0 motivation to write + no idea how to write for Shoto.. and i hate this.. so rushed and everything else…

Not proof read!!

I’ll study more Shoto so I can write better for him!

but I hope you enjoyed, thanks for reading!

xo- Winter🪼 🤍

[konohadaddies]

"Are...are we supposed to care what body parts are exposed?"

[saetgvia]

genshin boys in the coquette bow trend 2

i present genshin boys reacting to the coquette bow trend: liyue edition!!

characters: xiao, zhongli, gaming, chongyun, xingqiu, baizhu

tw: none lol

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xiao

HAHAHAHAHAH

HE'S SO BAFFLED

'...karmic bonds? people WANT karmic bonds?'

'no bro they're for DECORATION'

'oh...'

so confused LMAO but he lets you

so you do it around his bicep

secretly thinks it's cute so it transfers it to his polearm so he can always have it with him

gets questioned by the other adepti and zhongli and stuff

he goes BEET red

'uhm-'

:D

zhongli

huh

confused pt. 2

he lets you do it tho

tied around his ponytail

he gets teased for it berry much

just does that little chuckle and shakes his head

he's glad he has something of yours :P

gaming

enthusiastic

'YES DO IT'

so it's tied around his wrist

and he's prancing happily and showing it off

'YAY :D'

happy face :DDD

ties one around your wrist too!!!

you guys prance TOGETHER now

i love gaming

chongyun

'how are the spirits supposed to be scared of me if i have a pINK RIBBON AROUND MY GREATSWORD??'

you do it anyways

and he keeps it there anyways

yea y'all don't really talk about it except u sometimes smile when it's still there and he sighs annoyedly

but the annoyance is affectionate <33

yea :)

xingqiu

again pretty indifferent

but you do it so that it's like a bookmark for his novels

now he has 5035079

and they're his favourites

in multiple different colours

ofc ur happee when u see that as his bookmarks are your little bows :))

baizhu

lol u do it to his ponytail

and now he has little bows around his medicine jars and everything else

it’s so sweet

he does that little chuckle we all think of ykwim ykwim

all his customers r confuzzled

and also like secretly smiling bc awww

<3333

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a/n: hope you enjoyed this one <33 smashed it out today after some depressing valorant LOL be back with more soon and pls reblog so more people can see my work!! my taglist is now open so if you want to join just drop an ask <3

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