#these freaks are unkillable

[red-garden]

Cant even languish properly to recover. House is covered in fleas

[cakesandfail]

one of my favourite recurring themes in discworld books set in ankh-morpork is "yeah this thing used to be really bad until we put this guy in charge who just won't fucking die"

[thelaughingmagician]

DCeased: The Unkillables #2

[madame-mongoose]

fucked up creachure, idk name or gender, name whatether you want, its your baby(it even has your birth marks/moles) you can call it Wheatly junior for all i care

as for anatomy i combined "building robot baby" and "flesh&techology" concepts, so theres like flesh and organs growing slowly 24\7 and you build the robotic shell around it as baby grows i gueass

bonus being babysat by your moms scary boyfriend

have good day!!!!!!!!

My child is so fucking scary . Hermit crab if it was 10x more horrifying. It's cute tho in a fucked up way. Giving her puzzles and toys. Also... The fucking master shake doodle LMAO he is putting my child in the microwave and then leaving for the movies. Get him AWAY

[selfpossessed-dollthing]

i think that everything will be okay

[wastrelwoods]

we can't stop having bad omens script doctor conversations in my house so now i'm really obsessed with the idea of a season 2 that actually reckons with the end of the first season and allows that to be the source of new conflict. newly jobless aziraphale and crowley grappling with retirement ennui. taking up weird old man hobbies to try and fill the time because while they were always chronically avoidant about actually doing their jobs they can't quite figure out where that leaves them now. do they even keep doing miracles or temptations or is there no point. what does that make them if they aren't doing angel or demon shit. lots of whimsy about what they're like when Unemployed. crowley can't get into his flat because he's been getting really into model trains or dominoes or some similar hobby that's literally taken over every piece of available square footage. aziraphale is reading a lot of airport romance novels. they're both absolutely blissful about not having to work but also so damn bored

[hemorrhoidbabe69]

never ended up really playing the game i "designed" her for but god she was soooooo cute aurggyhhh

[averagesvensk]

You know…

the usual.

Eating lava, diving deeper in the ocean than any living thing has ever gone. Walk in front of a train to see what kind of immortal I am, like am I gonna kill all the passengers or will I be flung away like a rag doll. I’d take an ungodly amount of painkillers just to not feel any pain while doing this. On that note probably try a lot of drugs. I would probably make this into a public thing also to get funding and shit for all the stuff I can discover aswell as making some money so that the adventure isn’t completely useless.

I would 100% try to avoid ways in which I could get stuck. So cavediving is a Nono. I would 100% look for the tallest building or tower I could jump off of and just see how it feels. Ofcourse I’d try not to traumatise too many people but I wouldn’t bend over to accommodate for them. Seeing how this is an entire month I would probably like to know the specifics of the immortality beforehand but I’d most likely choose to do it in the northern winter. Just to try out things in the cold while I can also just fly south with my public funding money to try the hot stuff.

If I somehow got a hold of NASA or smth before I used my immortality month I would try to use that to my advantage and try some scientific stuff that they could only dream of discovering. Although this would have to cost a hefty sum aswell. This doesn’t take into account that they could always force me to do things but since I’m still the one in control of the power and because I believe in the fact that humans do in fact have some empathic souls out there I feel like I’m fine with taking my chances.

This is only stuff I could come up with on the top of my head but I would 100% make some sort of suggestion box of sort so that I don’t miss anything.

If you could become immortal and invulnerable for 30 minutes once every month (it has to be all at once, you can't chop the time into smaller segments and use minutes separately), what fuckery would you commit?

[cloverapple]

There’s no difference between being aware OF your desired reality and being aware IN your desired reality

When I say: “become aware of your DR,” what happens? Instantly, you think about it. You picture your DR world, your friends, your significant other, the places you’ll go, your DR self, your desires, your entire life there. It’s automatic.

But the moment I say: “become aware in your DR,” your brain glitches. It panics. It starts grasping at straws: “Wait, I can’t be aware in my DR. I’m not there. I’m here in my CR.”

Okay, let’s flip it. If I say: “become aware of your CR,” what happens? Instantly, you’re aware of your current reality. You look around, you notice the room, the air, your body, your thoughts, your desires, your beliefs, everything.

Now if I say: “become aware in your CR,” what do you do? You shrug, “Well, duh, I’m here.” You look around, you observe your awareness in your current reality, and it’s obvious.

But that’s the trick: there’s no difference between “aware of” and “aware in” when it comes to your CR, right?

I say: “become aware of your CR”—you look, you’re aware of everything. I say, “become aware in your CR,” same thing. You’re aware of everything, from within.

Now watch how your logic crumbles:

I say: “become aware of your DR,” and you instantly observe it; your DR house, city, life, desires. I say, “become aware in your DR,” and suddenly you freeze, thinking there’s a separation when there isn’t.

There’s no difference. If you can be aware of it, you can be aware in it, because vantage point = location. Your brain only freaks out because it’s clinging to the illusion of separation. Let it go, and watch how naturally your vantage point clicks into your DR.

Why is this true? Because of who you are. Or rather, what you are.

If you shove your thumbs in your ears and cover your eyes with your palms, the world goes dark and silent. You can’t hear. You can’t see. Sure, you might still feel the chair under you, your feet against the floor, but… can you really? You can’t see your feet. You can’t hear the room. All that’s left is your awareness.

Even if you lie down with a blindfold, drowning yourself in white noise, how can you know you’re still here? What makes you so certain you’re in this reality at all? What if it's an illusion? Strip away vision, sound, touch, taste, scent—what remains? Awareness.

But can you get rid of that? Can you escape it the way you can shut your eyes or plug your ears? Try it. Right now. Try to get away from your awareness.

You can’t. It’s the only thing that never leaves you, never changes, never flickers out when the lights go off. You may be unconscious while asleep, but you’re still aware in dreams and liminal states.

Your awareness is the last frontier, the only constant, the unmovable observer behind every single illusion you take for “reality.” You can play with illusions, poke them, dance with them, but you will never, ever outrun your own awareness. That’s why it’s your power. That’s why shifting is inevitable. Because awareness goes where you observe, and where you observe, you are.

You can trick yourself into thinking you are your reality. That you’re your thoughts, your sight, your hearing, the way your skin feels against the air. But take all of that away. Silence the sounds. Close your eyes. Still your body. Strip it all down until there’s nothing left to sense, nothing left to grab onto.

Now what are you? Who are you? All that’s left is awareness.

You are not your thoughts. Not your sensations. Not the room around you. You are what sees the thoughts, what notices the sensations, what observes the room. That’s all you’ve ever been. That’s all you’ll ever be. The unkillable, unmovable, untouchable observer that remains when every illusion of reality is peeled away.

Your beliefs, your religion, your views—Law of Assumption, non-duality, Neville, philosophy, anything. What’s observing them? Even the idea that there’s a “you” who observes them, that there’s an ego, a thinker, a personality—what’s aware of that?

Awareness.

Awareness is the constant through every concept of existence you can possibly imagine. It is present in every state, every identity, every ideology. It’s the constant in the ever-twisting kaleidoscope of everything else you think you are and all you will ever be.

If you believe in other universes, how will you live them, move in them, know you’re there? Awareness.

If you think about other dimensions, alien physics, or realities we can’t yet imagine—what is it that would let you experience any of that? Awareness.

What could tell you something is real, if not the fact that you are aware of it? Strip it all down, and what are you, if not only awareness?

Nothing else remains, and nothing else can be proven to remain. You can lose your thoughts, your sight, your sense of touch, your sense of who you are. You can lose your mind. But you can’t lose awareness. It’s the one thing you can never get away from.

Which begs the question: If awareness is the only thing you can never lose, the only thing you cannot disprove, then what does that make everything else? What is everything else, if not illusion? 

And most importantly: what are your abilities as awareness?

Awareness is the only thing you can control completely. I say: “Become aware of your phone,” and boom, your mind flicks to your phone. Even if your phone isn’t in the room, you still know where it is. You feel the concept of it.

I say: “Become aware of your bed,” and your awareness drifts there, no questions asked. “Become aware of your heartbeat,” and suddenly you notice it hammering away, even though you weren’t aware of it a second ago.

But the moment I say: “Become aware of your DR,” you start crashing out, spiraling, choking on the idea that you “can’t see it.”

But let’s break your brain again. When I told you to become aware of your phone, you didn’t need to physically see it. You knew it existed, you knew it was yours, you knew you could call on its presence internally, even if it wasn’t in your hand.

 When I tell you to become aware of your lungs, you can’t see them, but you know they’re there, working for you, right now. So why is your DR any different? 

Awareness does not require proof. Awareness is the proof. If you can become aware of your DR, even if you “can’t see it,” it doesn’t matter. You just became aware of it. Which means you have it.

Just like it’s impossible to intend to do something without that action producing its outcome—it’s impossible to observe something and not see it. Observation is seeing.

The only reason you believe you’re not in your DR is because you worship your senses as gods, forgetting that your senses themselves exist inside your awareness. Awareness is the canvas; senses are just brushstrokes.

You’re stuck because you think “awareness” means “I can physically see, touch, hear it.” No. Awareness means you know it’s there, because you decided to observe it. You don’t “see” your liver, but you know it’s yours. You don’t “see” your thoughts, but you know they’re there. You don’t “see” the air, but you breathe it.

So let’s take this further:  Your DR is exactly like your phone across the room. If I say, “Become aware of your DR,” you can do it, because you know it’s there. The glitch comes when you realize:

If you are aware of your DR, you are aware in your DR.

The only thing stopping you from experiencing your DR fully is the illusion that “proof” needs to come first, when in reality, awareness is the engine that generates experience.

Remember: the proof is not the outcome, it is the intention (action) to have that outcome.

It’s something you can never escape, in my opinion. The law that action produces outcome.

Every action you take produces an outcome. Always. Even if you were in a universe where action didn’t produce outcomes, the outcome of your action would simply be that it had no outcome—

which is still an outcome.

There’s no loophole here. So what does this mean? What you are aware of as awareness produces. What you observe, is. Assumptions, attraction, Law of Assumption, Law of Attraction, every system and model of manifestation—these are all just different methods of observing.

Because when you observe something, you are taking the action of observation— and that action must have an outcome. And that outcome is: What you observe, becomes.

You’ll come across methods, laws, rules, recycled views, repackaged pathways, endless “new techniques” in your shifting journey— all of them wanting the same thing: to live in another reality, to be aware in another reality. But pause. Look deeper.

Even if you believe in infinite universes and timelines, or that everything is consciousness, there’s a constant: awareness. What lets you observe, what lets you experience life in another universe if you’re a multiverse believer? Awareness.

What lets you experience life itself if you believe all is consciousness? Awareness. So why are you trying so hard to “become aware” in another reality when awareness is always constant, always present, always here?

All sensations you crave—sight, touch, taste, sound—exist inside your awareness. They do not exist outside of it. Why are you trying to get it so desperately by repeating “I am aware in my DR,” when the fact you are aware is already enough? The only thing telling you you’re not there, that you haven’t shifted, that it’s not working—is illusion.

But illusion cannot hold you hostage. Illusion is malleable. And the instant you become aware of the illusion, recognize it as illusion, the illusion dissipates. It has no power over awareness. It never did. And it never will.

“Aware of” = “Aware in” because the field you are aware of is the field you are in.

If you’re aware of your CR, your awareness is observing CR. Where is your awareness located if it’s observing CR? Inside CR. To be aware of a system is to operate within that system’s parameters. If you weren’t “in” it, you couldn’t be “of” it. There is no separation between observation and participation in awareness.

Awareness is both the container and the content.

Everything you think of as “external reality” occurs within your awareness. Your body, your room, your surroundings—these are in your awareness, not the other way around. Therefore, “awareness of” = “awareness in.” You can’t be aware of something without being in it experientially.

In sum:

If you can be aware of your DR, that awareness is occurring in your DR, because where else would the observation take place? “But I don’t see my DR environment.” Sight is not the indicator of being in your DR—sight is just one sensory stream within awareness. Your observation of the DR is happening within the DR context because awareness is the substrate of reality.

• You believe “aware of DR” = separation, and “aware in DR” = presence. But there’s no mechanism proving they’re different:

• “Aware of DR” requires you to have a vantage point where the DR is observable.

• “Aware in DR” simply acknowledges that vantage point.

I’m pulling a little bit from non-duality here, but if you believe in reality shifting and instant manifestation like I do, I’m sure you can follow along when I say that: the perceived separation between observer and observed is an illusion.

The perceived separation between the person who wants the desire and the person who has their desire is an illusion.

Once you accept that “aware of” = “aware in,” the illusion collapses.

It all falls back to how you can only want what you already have.

Try to “watch” a dream without being inside the dream vantage point. You can’t. Try to “observe” your DR without your vantage shifting there. You can’t. Even if your mind says, “I’m not there,” your vantage point is there, or else you couldn’t be aware of it at all.

[felassan]

Article: '23-year-old D&D RPG Neverwinter Nights just got a new update thanks to the 'unpaid software engineers' of its unkillable community'

Excerpt:

"I am an absolute freak for BioWare's 2002 D&D RPG Neverwinter Nights, and somehow this unkillable game just keeps chugging along: Beamdog just put out a new, official update for its 2018 enhanced edition re-release that was assembled by members of Neverwinter Nights' still-active mod scene⁠—if that sounds familiar to you, this isn't the first community update that's been officially christened by Beamdog."

[source]

[kermdoeswriting]

Inmate Danny AU: The DC villains meets a new inmate with ghost powers...

When the Arkham rogues find out Danny has ghost like powers they would have mixed reactions.

And they would be worse because Danny never even told any of the rogues he regularly hangs out with that he was a meta in hiding until he had to use his powers one day in self defense during an inmate riot.

On one hand, they could ABSOLUTELY use this to their advantage when it comes to destroying or taking over Gotham. Danny has it all in the terms of villain like powers, intangibility, invisibility, UNKILLABLE??

Bro is a WALKING unit and doesn't even care to let people know or care himself. He just walks around like he isn't an absolute force of power.

On the other hand, he's so odd that it just makes them NOT wanna touch that shit with a 10 foot pole. Like he just, acts like he's genuinely forgotten that he isn't undead/undying sometimes and its unnerving. It makes the more scientist side of the rogues wanna study him like a bug under a cup.

They just kinda are concerned for him, as his genuine kinda friends kinda neighbors, but also poking and prodding how to recreate these powers for themselves.

It was already a game of cat and mouse between them on who gets to keep Danny around them for their evil schemes due to his chaotic problem solving but now with the ghost powers, he's accidentally attracted the even worse rogues who didn't have any real interest in his existence until then. People like Penguin and Rupert Thorne

This doesn't help the staff either who now have to keep an even BIGGER eye on the freak scientist kid who turns out is a meta who could escape at any moment and AGAIN just chooses not to?? He's so fuckin weird and every guard that interacts with him genuinely hates having to do it lmaooo

Bane once tried to force him through blackmail/physical harm to use his ghost powers for his own escape and Danny just grinned at him eerily before he was suddenly absorbed into Banes body.

When Danny came back out, Bane took one look and started screeching before backing away and locking himself into one of the empty cells. Nobody even knows fully what happened and Bane refused to talk about it.

Needless to say, nobody fucking tries to make Danny do anything after that and just try to convince him to join their causes instead through bribes.

[reverseisekai-richie]

Lords in Black Plotting Headcanons

Potentially controversial ranking of the Lords in Black from Most to Least strategic (or maybe just Most Complicated to Simplest plans):

Tinky - Fucking obviously. Everything is so pre-planned and calculated all he has to do is nudge someone and everything plays out exactly how it needs to like the world's worst Rube Goldberg Machine. Partially why he tends to fixate on individuals and taking them apart over and over again instead of bigger world-ending disasters. Less variables, and he can learn everything about them, which makes for more refined plots. Absolute control freak, especially for how little he actually involves himself once things kick off.

Wiggly - Unlike Tinky, he tends to leave wiggle room variability in his plans, and just works out contingencies on how to counter victims' counter moves instead of stopping them. He wants people to be able to struggle and fight back and think they have a chance, just so he can rip it away and prove he's that much better than everyone else. Fully willing to accept a lesser outcome so long as it means someone else is losing.

Blinky - Has worked out the exact percentages needed to overcharge for sub-par churros at what humidity point to drive a happy marriage into a messy divorce before lunch, and a murder-suicide by snack time. Can spot weak points ten dimensions over and work out how to exploit them. Willing to spend the time and effort setting up a slow burn of small annoyances and breadcrumbs over time to lead to a spectacular meltdown. HOWEVER, he has absolutely zero patience for any sort of deviation or failure. First sign something isn't going his way, he's throwing a fit and rushing in to force an outcome instead of working to fix it.

Nibbly - HEAR ME OUT. Out of all his brothers, Nibbly's the one who has an active cult that is successfully operating through the current day, with regular worship, rituals, and sacrifices. I don't think he's simple-minded, I think he's just worked out how to domesticate us the most efficiently. He offers petty rewards, and powerful humans are fighting to the death for the opportunity to hand-feed him. He has a system that works, and there's no point in trying to ruin it with over-complicated plots and schemes which is kind of ironic for a guy who loves the taste of blind ambition.

Pokey - Most controversial ranking, I know. He has scenes and set pieces planned out to the smallest details. Blocking? Perfect. Dialogue? Genius. Lighting? Gorgeous. How to get his victims to those scenes??? Um... Build the hive? Zerg rush with infected until victory is inevitable?? He deploys the bare minimum strategy to get the ball rolling with infection, but quickly throws away advantages for the sake of ~*~aesthetics~*~ and drama. Listen, you don't need complicated tactics when you can swarm with unkillable drone bodies from every angle, and the faster you can assimilate people, the faster you can get to the fun stuff.

[killing-machine]

hi Hank! I’d love to hear some of your thoughts on Sanford, if uhh, that’s okay with you!

not the greatest with words so this is going to be messy and ill try to keep it shorter.

mainly gonna be referencing this series and not as much project nexus

i think he is painfully underrated and heavily misinterpretated which is really confusing to me because of how much material he has on screen. it doesn't take that much to pay attention to a character that has more screentime that one of the other most popular characters in the series and game.

hes expressive, not wildly dramatically expressive but hes the only character besides jeb that shows facial expressions or some sort of dramatic body language. hes not heavily emotional but he's probably the only person to show atleast something but that mostly comes from fustration or stress.

people dont mention his paranoia enough. hes constantly hyper vigilant, way more than anyone else. even if hes been sneaked up on a few times hes constantly checking over his shoulder and surveying the area and keeping an eye out even when he isnt directly in the line of fire. keeping an eye out for the people around him and himself.

big fan of him being the one to have a bond with everyone, he manages the play well with others and is good at helping keep track of surroundings which ties in with him being hypervigilant especially in MC 11. even while hes stumbling and limping hes still keeping an eye out and keeping track and trying to pay attention to his surroundings.

with the shit i mentioned before where hes expressive with and fustration and anger hes still playful and is still having fun between shots when theres brief moments of a break. playing rock paper scissors, dancing around with his teammate, playful sort of open motion as he get anchors in mc 12, and feeling himself up in his new outfit.

hes tough as shit and i dont think people give him enough credit for that as if it wasnt obvious enough with the hell he went through in MC12 and bring labeled as "unkillable". getting shot and still limping around and then hitting himself with a shot of adrenaline and getting moving again like fucking nothing, taking hit after hit of being bullied and pushed around by tricky, getting flung around and into walls, getting dragged to hell while still alive, fighting iff being possessed, getting stabbed and taking the knife he was stabbed with and etc.

i hate that people label him as deimos' bimbo boytoy with tits, hes a tough motherfucker that has survived it all. hes playful and intimidating, hes a freak and a guy.

id say more but thats all youre getting. take this as bullshit ramble demo-lite because i rant about this bullshit for hours.

[burningcrab]

i like surge for many reasons but among others i like that shes a cockroach. she will not fucking die. starline basically ran her through death traps until she could just shrug off things that should, by all rights, kill or incapacitate her, and now he's dead and the world just has an unkillable electric freak running on pure spite

[klara-v-klyare]

I've just re-watched Logan 2017 and I got a little upset. (Well, not a little, but I'm not talking about the movie).

In most of the fanfics I've read, and I've read something like 1500 completed ones on Deadpool & Wolverine because I have an obsessive hyperfixation like a disease...

Nevermind.

So. In these fanfics, Laura always remembers her Logan as a hero, a respectable father figure, etc. Although, in reality (in the movie), Logan initially behaved like a god damn fucking asshole, he didn't give a shit about Laura.

He was very tired, he saw that his body was tired too, it was not regenerating normally, he was bleeding, his claws did not come out all the way and made the wounds from them fester. He knew that he was getting poisoned by his own adamantium bones. And he just wanted to run away to nowhere in the middle of the ocean with Charles Xavier, the only person he respected who was still alive and for whom he was ready to take responsibility. But the professor had other beliefs his whole life, which Logan himself may have helped shape, if you go by the lore of the other movies. And that is to help and protect the younger mutants.

Logan is very tired, he's an alcoholic and suicidal, and he's just waiting for the end to come. But it was Charles who was his moral compass until the very end. Logan had hardened over the years of shit that happened to him, he was used to letting people go, getting over their deaths and moving on without an alternative. Yes, he freaked out after Xavier's death, because, probably, besides his brother, it was the longest (not exactly human, but you get it) contact in his life with another person who knew and understood and accepted him. And he didn't even want to get involved with Laura after that. Most of his heroism was that he finally died for what the person he respected so much believed in. He died for the idea of ​​a future for new young mutants. For the fact that they are not God's mistake.

And I'm glad that after this gut-wrenching drama, there's a relatively fun Deadpool movie where Logan's skeleton is used as a weapon in the opening credits fight. Where "the worst Wolverine" gives Laura a high five with the Dogpool paw. Where there's a happy ending for all of them in some other dimension. And I'm so grateful for that.

And honestly, I want someone to write a fanfic where Laura finally comes clean to the new Logan in her life about her dad, how he wasn't such a perfect hero and how he and other Wolverine are so much alike, how Laura only knew him for a short amount of time, a few days, and how "the worst Wolverine" shouldn't worry about the rivalry because the fact that he tries, and tries constantly, for a long time, and tries consistently, makes him the best in the world for her.

(Doesn't mean that she gotta forget her own father. Just that her Logan doesn't have a holy halo of heroic immunity. Both Woverines are the same as men who try and make mistakes, but they're still different.)

And no, I don't want someone to replace any other one. I just want them all to know that despite all the shit in the past they all have a chance to start over with each other, to let go of the past trauma and not compare what that they are and what they do and what they mean to each other to anything that happend before.

Let Laura have things. Let Laura have family. Let Laura have unkillable multiverse dads, who are not eaten alive by inner demons that they're not good enough. Why fucking not?

That's it.

(And fuck X-men movies timeline, it won't ever make sense, but I'm all in for the emotional side of this bullshit).

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Everyone on Hermitcraft is immortal in one way or another. Whether they were always immortal (Etho still is bad with time even after he's practiced so much. It didn't really matter to him for a long time.) or became immortal ("We can offer you power and knowledge no mortal could ever have!" said the Watchers. Grian wished he at least hesitated.). Whether blessed ("This is the greatest gift I can bestow upon you, great knight!" Wels accepted graciously) or cursed ("You wish to live? Then live you shall!" The vex cackled as Scar shook its hand.). Whether a side effect ("I suppose it comes with being undead!" Cleo shrugged) or the intent (Doc couldn't help but grin as his own code was displayed before his eyes). Whether they've always known (Joe was one reckless and apparently unkillable kid!) or found out later on (No there was no way Mumbo, a normal 16 year old, could have survived dying. If he did, he'd definitely be freaking out right about now!). No matter what way a Hermit was immortal, they were glad to have each other!

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