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5 of my Favorite Evil things Armand has done in no particular order
Literally anchor the floating bookshelves on ceiling. Like. Buddy. I want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation. Is that just their records room? Their normal library? Louis goes through so many books I don't think it is, but like. Still. Only you can get up there, unless Louis has a ladder stored nearby.
That flea circus for Claudia. What a vile, manipulative gift. Armand you don't have to power play so much, just chill a little. You're going to activate her rejection of authority if you press too hard.
Just the entirety of the Loumand fight. Armand is so evil. "My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow, when he wouldn't look at me kindly." Just 10/10 bitter marriage behavior.
"This prison of Empathy." *Wheeze* I mean this is fascinating insight into what's going on in that little brain of yours, but what an incredible disconnect from reality. Especially as you're blaming Louis for his weakness after a suicide attempt. Incredible work Armand, standing ovation.
Floating up the middle of the spiral staircase during the date at the Louvre. Louis and Lestat walking up the staircase always leaves me in stitches. What was his angle here? Did he just want to be dramatic? You're about to share something intimate about your past and you won't even walk the staircase with your date? Crazy, crazy man.
+1 Worst Evil Thing Armand has done
"I couldn't prevent it." It's on sight, Armand. At least claim your crime. Sartre and I are waiting in the wings with Bad Faith on our knuckles.
#this is mostly in jest#i stand with my cancelled wife#armand#interview with the vampire#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#honorary mention is torturing Daniel but i feel like its too obvious to love that#half my blog is dedicated to loving that
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Harlan Guthrie, what have you done /LH /NM
#This is mostly in jest#I would have bought it anyway#Malevolent just fueled my drive to consume as much as i can of all Cthulhu mythos things#audio drama#podcast#malevolent#random#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#the king in yellow
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ah yes, a new month, which means it's time for a new spread in my planner and the repeating mantra of 'this month is the one where i get my shit Together for real'
#this is mostly in jest#i have deliberately put very few things in my plan#my entire goal this year is to get things finished and stop starting/adding new shit to my plans#i say having just started like 3 new cross stitch projects at once#those don't count those are for fun#anyway even in arcadia comes out in like a week that'll help matters im sure of it
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I have been seeing a rise of lee being drawn with facial hair and I need everyone to stop doing it right now because it's hurting his feelings (he will never be able to grow any facial hair even if he tried really hard bc he has chronic baby face)
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hey who wants to listen to a very sad orange cat talk about his feelings. applications are open
#{ 🦭 }#{ 🌊 }#<- orange cat in question#this is mostly in jest#but this guy is like Notoriously Bad at admitting he has a problem
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if your cayde-6 playlist doesn't have any country music on it you're a fake cayde-6 fan
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can everyone else in my life stop realizing I have feelings before I do I would love to just have feelings and not acknowledge them thanks
#personal#‘everyone knew’#IN SEPTEMBER??? I DIDNT KNOW IN SEPTEMBER#this is mostly in jest#I had a wonderful day of having emotions#I’m just mad that everyone else knew first
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i'm so happy to tell you that butch!han solo exists, is in the kids' cartoon, and her name's ace kallisto
if han solo was one of those greasy sci fi butches working with all that heavy machinery (spaceship) , sweating through her tank top.. i think that would’ve fixed the star war
#butch AND ace shes the whole package#this is mostly in jest#but cMON she was so flirting w the jedi lady in the first episode#and in the next she's literally a reverse indiana jones. i rest my case.#yja#sorry op i couldn't help it.
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What is it about roommates that gives them a sixth sense of when you need to pee and tells them to take a long shower before you get a chance?
#this is mostly in jest#I love my roommates#but I would like to go to bed#and I kinda need to pee#but here I wait
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...So no Cannibalism?
[Check out the trailer and wishlist Mandrake on Steam!]
#failbetter games#Mandrake#Morgan Mandrake#This joke has already been done to death and the trailer came out a week ago but... it's been a busy week for me!#disclaimer: I am *not* being paid to say any of this - I am just that big of a fan of FBGames and very hyped for this upcoming project!#A farming-type game with horrors going on in the woods? Amazing art? Narrative heavy? Yes yes yes!#Bummer about the lack of Cannibalism though. Come on Failbetter...We know what you're about.#I jest. Mostly because the cannibalism of said other games was far less horrifying than the Other Horrors.#FBG still has horrific body horror and happenings beyond mortal comprehension on the table.#I have a lot of faith in this game being a labour of love and I'm going to be hyping it up as much as I can!#Also we already know it's going to be good. We have YOLF. Praise be to YOLF.#EDIT: The *real* Hannah Flynn has officially seen this comic. I don't know what to do with that information.#s
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Amazing art on my dash. Unfortunately, am in the middle of reading Peace after the final battle and am thusly unable to put that flag on my blog.
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well... it finally happened.
spotify changed my like button from a heart to a check mark
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Just remembered the first time i played Cyberpunk and how I was prepared for Johnny to be an asshole, but I honestly was not prepared for how pathetic he was. Like he's actually so pathetic in his memories. Everyone wants to punch him in the balls, no one wants to talk to him, he's so desperate for more drugs he comes crawling back to the woman who just broke up with him, minutes after telling her to fuck off cause he doesn't give a shit about her. He immediately then gets stabbed through the back by some goon. His ripper confirms he never takes care of himself and never listens to anyone. Idk what my point is. He's pathetic.
#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#his writing is so fun#cause our first introduction to him is so badass#but then over time we see the sad loser wet raccoon of a man that he is#you bet my V absolutely calls him a loser. multiple times after that memory sequence#mostly in jest. mostly
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Pink Diamond discourse, I think. Some people defend her, I say Pink Diamond/Rose Quartz is irredeemable and should've been held accountable for her crimes instead of dumping that responsibility on her son.
You heard of having a baby for the sake of love and having a baby as an accident - now get ready for having a baby so you can disappear and leave him to clean up all of your messes!
"steven universe is bad": does not get you anon hate, this was the majority opinion for many years on here
"steven universe is good": does not get you anon hate, this is currently the majority opinion on here
what is the steven universe quality evaluation that is still mostly likely to make one receive anon hate??? 🤔🤔🤔
#steven universe#su spoilers#this is mostly in jest#i do hate pink with a burning passion#and i cannot get behind defending her in anyway#but im not mad at people who like her#pink diamond hater club forever
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If I have ANY complaints about Gravity Falls, it's that we didn't get a Wendy episode because the crew were afraid of "ruining her coolness".
She's sixteen. She's stressed constantly. Her best friends are children. Don't buy into the hype: ruin the child cowards
#Gravity Falls#Wendy Corduroy#This is mostly in jest I prommy#Just remember kids: you can't ruin a character if you write them. You can only develop their asses#Falc talks#What's the worst they could do? Legitimately. Make her a normal sixteen year old girl with anxiety?#Don't buy into your own hype so much you're afraid to fiddle around a lil
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Finally looking into dandadan and yeah
I see the vision


#bakudeku#dekubaku#dkbk#bkdk#for the time being#I’m enjoying the brainworms#greenade#(psst I’m mostly saying this in jest unclench)
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