#this is just silly and embarrassing; they're silly and embarrasing

[pookietv]

*:･ﾟ✧*:✧･ﾟmasterlist!! *:･ﾟ✧**:

✧ = social media fic

✩ = written fic

❥ = smut

⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆ series! ⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆

lost in translation | george clarke (coming soon!) ✩ part one ✩ part two ✩ part three ✩ part four

⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆ arthur frederick/arthurtv! ⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆

✧ manager to missus where arthur develops a small crush on chris' manager

✩ checkmate where arthur offers to teach you how to play chess

✧ small pause where you and arthur break up, somewhat briefly

✩ clingy where arthur is a little sick and asks you to come round

✩ aquatic missile where arthur goes to the local aquarium and finds more then the sharks pretty

✩ "don't worry, i'll do it" where the little things are adorable in a relationship

✩ a secret where arthur has a slight crush on a singer

✩ online embarrassment / online embarrasment (part two!) where arthur meets a girl playing online chess

✩ set up where arthur sets his best friend up on a not so great date

✩ new territory where arthur takes his best friend on a first date

✩ pub golf where arthur and reader get roped into chip's pub golf video

✩ silly and trivial where arthur and reader have a small argument over trivial things

❥ something sooner where arthur and reader don't realise their feelings of one another

❥ apologies, apologies where arthur has been gone for a while, and needs to make things up

❥ sinful where reader is a little impatient with one simple task

❥ groupie where reader is a singer, and arthur needs her like oxygen

✩ close quarters where reader and arthur are in locked in together, and they're a little too friendly

✩ nausea where reader is on her period and arthur does all he can to help

✩ mending where arthur gets a hole in his jumper and leaves with more than it fixed

✩ elderflower where reader and arthur have a complicated past (choose your own ending)

⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆ george clarke! ⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆

✧ am i cool yet? where george has a small crush on the girl touring with arthur hill

✩ denial where george is insistant he isn't ill

✩ helpful where george's girlfriend gets a little drunk

✧ friend's best friend where george meets max's best friend and finds her kinda cool

✩ not so useless hotline where you're invited on the useless hotline and get more than just a job

✩ moving in where you move in with george

✩ number one fan where george's girlfriend is a singer

✩ soft anger where george is being silly and jealous

✩ delays where george and reader get stuck waiting for a plane

❥ temptation where george and reader are on holiday, and things are a little heated

✩ assistance where reader has a broken arm and george helps out

⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆ arthur hill! ⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆

✩ vivid dream where arthur has a disturbing dream and reader comforts him

✩ jealousy, jealousy where arthur gets a little jealous over someone who isn't even his yet

✧ encore where arthur and musical reader breakup, but not for too long

⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆ other! ⋆⁺✩₊✧˚.⋆

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[vividxmenace]

UPDATE - Writing Word Vomit

This is just a little vent/motivational feeling dump and what I plan on doing with my stories going forward.

I've been in a creative slump for a long time due to so many different things. Moving, my partner and I recently losing our cat of 12 years (which is as long as we've been together, she was like our daughter), the AI scrape of AO3, looking back on my work and hating it because my writing has improved and changed drastically, being disabled and chronically ill...

I just lost so much motivation. I felt embarrassed of my writing. I felt like I was trying too hard and simultaneously not enough.

BUT!!!!

Seeing all the writing positivity here on tumblr? All the love and support for writers?

The constant stream of kind words and motivation of my feed?

The knowledge that people out there are making their art (yes writing is art) constantly despite a world that sees it as 'pointless'.

Seriously. That helps. It has helped.

You guys are fucking awesome.

I've been actively working on re-writing The Six Skeletons and The Overseer. The truth is, I hate it now. The plot flow, the writing, the pacing, the terrible TERRIBLE FUCKING SMUT OH GOD THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASMENT FOR MYSELF

My point is, I've still been writing. I've got twenty eight chapters re-written at a little over 120k words, better pacing, better dialogue flow, better plot build up, the first person narrator of un-reliable narrator that gives you multiple perspectives and misunderstands because that's why I enjoy first person POV so much.

Do you know what my partner told me?

That's a book, gang. That's a whole fucking book. I wrote that. I did that. To be fair, Undertale has always been my hyper fixation. I love this fucking story, I love the plot, I love drawing Lily and the silly skeletons. I love writing pervy shit and comedy and smart ass over powered OCs while simultaneously writing complex plots and interesting multiversal theories.

Even with my new writing, I haven't posted it because I'm terrified people will see it and think 'Oh, this is too wordy. This must be AI. Oh, they're using lots of en dashes '—' so it's AI!' AI has fucked a lot of writers, especially ones that work to improve their writing. I started writing my fic nearly seven years ago.

SEVEN. YEARS. AGO. Even with editing, that's a long ass time!! People grow! People change! I got married since then and have an entire new apartment, life, and friends!! I was being so harsh on myself. I told myself that I couldn't have overpowered OCs or 'edgey' OCs with lots and lots of trauma because 'Mary Sue Alert'. I told myself that I couldn't have 'stereotypical' flirting or perverted interactions because what if it came across as 'cheesy' or 'cringe'. I told myself I couldn't write certain things because it was mischaracterization or not 'canon' friendly or bad to interpret things my own way, as if that's not what fanfiction is all about in the first place.

I've been judging myself for having fun while writing.

So, all this to say: I will be completely re-doing TS&TO. I've already written about as much as what's currently up. I'll keep the current fic up for a while, but it will be archived, then eventually deleted, and posting the new one. This is so if anyone wants to save it and look back at it, they can! However, I've spent the last few months thinking about it, and I just want something new. Something that feels more like me.

Sorry for the long ramble. Thank you for reading if you did. Moral of the story is you should write what you want, enjoy what you write, and it's okay what you do with your writing because it's your fucking writing.

[metamercury]

Things you said over the phone

Waspinator/Terrorsaur, inspired by this challenge

This fic is very silly, and those two are absolutely terrible. 

[Ohh, Ptera-bot~]

Waspinator’s crooning voice filtered through Terrorsaur’s commline and the Predacon smiled. It had been a long and bright day out on the field with the sun scorching high above him and a permanent unyielding annoyance hovering over his shoulder, and he figured he could use the distraction. He deserved it.

[Hey bug-boy] he smirked, [finally out of the CR chamber?]

Waspinator buzzed in the affirmative, which wasn’t really that surprising, he spent more time in the CR than the rest of them combined. It was basically his second bedroom, but the bug did tend to get whiny when he missed out on things.

[Where is Ptera-bot now?] He asked, and Terrorsaur could just see his annoying little pout from here. [Not on the ship…]

[Megatron gave us a mission.] Terrorsaur was busy arming a bomb. Or trying to anyways. It wasn’t really the type of bomb you could just build offsite and then chuck wherever you wanted it, it was a lot more needlessly complicated than that and had to be assembled in the environment. Apparently the Maximals were more likely to fall for the trap in this setup, but if you asked Terrorsaur (which no one ever did) then he’d say that Mega-loser was making this stupidly complicated just to spite him. And he hadn’t even done anything wrong this time!

Across the commline and back at base, Waspinator was already whining. [And left Waspinator all alone?] He was such a drama queen. [Now all Waspinator has to keep him company is big ugly claw-bot and spider-bot]

[Well, what did you want me to do? You lost your slagging head.]  Good mood temporarily forgotten Terrorsaur jabbed at a few finicky connections half-heartedly with little result. Inferno was supposed to be helping him with this slagging mess, but he’d gotten frustrated and stormed off to ‘patrol’ ages ago – not before shouting at Terrorsaur about how he was ‘the expert’ and should know how program a bomb on his own anyways. What an idiot. The bomb wasn’t the problem, it was the way Megatron wanted it. [Next time I’ll just cart you around like a bunch of spare parts.]

It was intended to be an insult, or something of the sort at least, but Waspinator made that long sing-song sound that Terrorsaur had come to learn meant he was very amused with where things were going. [Nyuu~ Ptera-bot can carry Waspinator if he wants to~]

Oh good, that’s where he’d hoped it was going too. Bomb temporarily forgotten (with every ounce of prejudice he could muster too, and that was a lot) Terrorsaur grinned across the commline. [Yeah? You want me to carry you off to my nest?]

There was a few clicks from Waspinator’s side as he clacked his greasy mandibles together (always kind of gross if you asked Terrorsaur) and then he was back to playing haughty. [Hmm… Only if Ptera-bot promises to buy Waspinator whatever he wants first.]

[Hah!] The laughter bubbled out of Terrorsaur first in a screech. [Yeah right! I’m not buying anything for you!] Not that they really had any considerable way to spend credits anyways stuck millions of years in the past on a prehistoric planet, but that wasn’t the point. The point was to tease Waspinator, and avoid the unfortunate reality of his actual work for as long as mechanically possible.

This time when Waspinator started whining it was in that high-pitched pleading tone he always saved for just such an occasion. The one Terrorsaur really liked. [Mean! Ptera-bot is being so mean! Buy Waspinator something pretty.]

He could be cute sometimes.

[Dream on!] Terrorsaur spun one of the many wires scattered about him around his finger idly, losing track of which one was supposed to go where. Behind him a familiar figure marched their way back around towards his hideout, but that went unnoticed too. [Besides, you’ve already got something pretty.]

[Hmm?] Waspinator trilled in curiosity, [what’s pretty?]

[Me!]

The shrieking gasp of Terrorsaur’s laughter drowned out the noises of feigned indignation on the other end as he threw his head back and cackled. Then even that bit of fun was cut short as Inferno popped up again from seemingly nowhere.

“Is that bomb ready yet?!” Inferno shouted it like the fact of his sudden appearance alone wasn’t enough to alert Terrorsaur that he was back. Big surprise, he was always shouting. “What are you doing!”

How much of a trap was this supposed to be anyways when the idiot wouldn’t stop yelling about it? Terrorsaur rolled his optics and untangled the wire he’d been coiling around his finger. “Yeah, I’m almost done.” He replied boredly. No thanks to Inferno. The ant could pretend like he was a serious and militaristic soldier all he wanted, but Terrorsaur knew he could be just as lazy as the rest of them. Not that Terrorsaur himself was lazy, mind you. He was the only one who wasn’t, and if he ever did act that way it was just because he knew what jobs he was above when they were handed down to him.

“Who are you talking to?” Inferno demanded, because he liked to pretend he was in charge. “Are they helping with the mission?”

Terrorsaur stared directly back into Inferno’s suspicious optics. “Yes.”

He heard Waspinator giggle across the line.

“Tell them to hurry up!” Immediately impatient, Inferno accepted the information without pause as he pointed towards the bomb like he had some kind of authority. He’d been breathing down Terrorsaur’s neck about that stupid thing all day. “If the two of you can’t figure it out, I’ll fix it myself.”

With fire, no doubt. Terrorsaur was halfway through another eyeroll when he fully realized the truth behind his own con. He narrowed his optics and his tone turned accusatory, “Two of us? What, you think I need help?”

“Eh? That’s why you called the spider.”

Waspinator’s distant giggles turned into full laughter and it was at that point Terrorsaur decided to become irrationally offended.

“Hey!” He squawked, jumping upright from where he’d previously been lounging. “Who’s the expert here? I know what I’m doing!”

He didn’t, actually. He’d gotten his wires crossed during his all too willfully imposed distraction, but Terrorsaur wasn’t about to let something like that stop him from proving his own self-worth. He grabbed the wires he rightfully assumed had to be the ones he was looking for (he was the expert after all) and plugged them into their respective ports haughtily. There. Finished. Who thought he needed to call in for help?

When the timer immediately began counting off, Terrorsaur hardly even had time to shoot Inferno a wide-eyed stare.

--

Waspinator still had his commline open and listening when the bomb exploded, and even from the other side of the room Megatron could hear Terrorsaur’s screeching as his latest great plan went up in smoke and fire. He was surrounded by imbeciles.

[bisexualhobi]

ok! i'm finally finishing this let's go

HOBI/YOONGI:

they are the literal definition of opposites attract. black and white. night and day. ying and yang. it's kind of hilarious how DIFFERENT they are, from personalities to aesthetic to roles in the band. and yet..... THEY WORK!

they truly have such a beautiful bond. yoongi had known him for a week when he decided to ditch his plans and go spend new year's with hobi because he was alone at the dorm!!!! that shit is out of a fanfic but.... it's real. that tells you everything you need to know about the impression hoseok left on him with just a couple of days.

yoongi is just the kind of introvert you need to adopt and be like "well you're my best friend now" and they'll just accept it. i know bc that's exactly what hoseok did. hobi took one look at yoongi and went yeah i'm adopting him and yoongi hasn't spent one day since without being completely whipped by hoseok

"i need j-hope. he's my battery charger" when you're an introvert having a friend that completely boosts your mood and gives you energy just by being around you is SO important. it goes both ways, hobi sometimes need someone that can just be quiet with him for a moment, calming him down.

even though at first glance yoongi is the grumpy introvert and hobi is the bubbly extrovert it's SO FUN bc they both have contradictory traits! when they get drunk yoongi turns into this LOUD, teasing guy that can outdrink the rest of them. when hobi gets drunk he gets quiet, maudlin and three beers are enough to put him to sleep.

that parks and rec meme that's like "someone's gonna die" "of fun :D"

hoseok only has two hyungs in the band and he already considers himself the mom of the group, so yoongi just provides this caretaking role that hoseok melts into. he goes to yoongi for guidance, comfort, cuddles, or just to get babied a little. god!!!

yoongi would never willingly do anything silly or embarrasing with anyone else in the group. but for hoseok he has done the most ridiculous, outlandish shit like singing a trot song IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. putting on matching neon orange tracksuits for a photoshoot? fuck off, unless it's for hoseok. then he's in. risking ruining his agust d badass persona in front of the entire crew? no way, unless it's hoseok coming to set with a coffee truck and then making them record a tiktok challenge to daechwita which makes yoongi look like a softie. MAN IS WHIPPED!!!

HOBI/JIN:

ahh yes 2seok. the duo that whenever they get together automatically gets one single functioning braincell they have to share

big seok and little seok!!!! pls it's adorable. they are so soft with each other, it's obvious jin has a deep respect for hobi especially as their dance leader. he still gets nervous when they learn new choreography because he wants to make hobi proud!!!!!

their love language is teasing each other. they LOVE to make the other one flustered but when it's their turn they get all huffy and embarrassed and red in the cheeks

jin is someone that might struggle a lot with self-doubt and auto sabotaging but whenever hoseok is near he's like!!! not on my watch!!!!! and dropkicks into seokjin's room like did i tell you you're amazingly talented today???

they are really good friends and i think they're similar in a lot of ways. both are the moodmakers of the group, both will take on the embarrassing/awkward questions in interviews, both defend their dongsaengs but aren't afraid to scold them and rein them in lol

2seok is just so pure. they are often the most overlooked members of the group and they get the least lines and opportunities to shine. justice for 2seok!!!! they are amazingly talented and without them the group would be lost

Now you might as well continue this bc im invested. What's your take on the others bond regarding hoseok? I dont really ship anyone, but I do feed off of their dynamic. I actually appreciate vhope a lot, their dynamic is friendly, compared to Namseok, and i love how their energies mingle. While Namseok has this familiar throbbing tension and adoration. Their action seemed slightly controlled around each other, and it's honestly like watching two teens dance around eachother.

OH WOW omg this is such a good question but it also opens the gates to me flooding your dash with 20 pages of analysis on each hobi relationship.... so i will try to keep it SHORT!!!!! let’s get it! i will talk about them not in order of which ones i like more or not, but in order of who i know the most about/feel more comfortable analyzing

HOBI/JIMIN: 

this one is SO special because it can work either platonically or romantically. they are so tender, so attuned to each other’s needs. 

i’ve actually thought abt them a lot because as much as people love to talk about vmin being soulmates (which they are!) jimin and hoseok are imo just as much soulmates. or kindred spirits if you will. 

THEY’VE BEEN ROMMATES FOR SEVEN YEARS!!!!! who tf does that and doesn’t get tired of each other? soulmates that’s who 

to me jihope is just,,, that comfort of having someone know you down the marrow. 

they are dancers before they are idols. they are two people trying to find a sense of purpose in the world through dancing. 

jimin is SO tactile and you can really see how he’s slowly but surely coaxed it out of hobi to be comfortable and actually seek that sort of affection. it’s beautiful. 

to me jihope is seeing yourself reflected in another-- that sort of slow realization of “oh. it’s you. it’s always been you.” 

they are both over critical of themselves but think the other one is perfect..... so it’s really an echo chamber of “you’re the best dancer” “no YOU’RE the best dancer” “NO YOU ARE!” 

they can bicker like siblings but also talk about their deepest fears/thoughts in hushed tones under the blanket while they spoon on the same bed... it’s beautiful. 

jimin is the best best friend for hoseok in my head. he IS that bff that gives hobi a friendship bracelet and will still own it 20 years from now. he’s the “i’m gonna be your children’s godfather” best friend. they are just unbearably soft.

HOBI/JUNGKOOK: 

listen. l i s t e n ! the golden duo. the favorite maknae and the ace hyung. they are just... SO giggly with each other. so so funny. 

jungkook is an introvert, so the way i see it he probably was someone that took his time before opening up, before having the confidence to just go up to one of his members and touch. especially at the beginning, when he was a wide eyed 16 year old. but with hoseok it’s just. IT’S NATURAL. it’s like seeing the waves lap up the shore, or two otters holding hands in the river. 

i have a headcanon that jk is synesthetic or at least ND on some level because of how sensitive he is to smells (i am on the autism spectrum and i can tell you smells are a BIG thing for people like me,,,, not saying he’s in the spectrum but i love thinking of him as synesthetic). 

so every time i see him bury his nose in the soft hairs of hobi’s nape i just. i melt into a puddle on the ground. THIS MAN CAN’T TAKE THE SMELL OF HOTEL ROOMS TO THE POINT HE HAS TO BRING CANDLES OR COMFORT ITEMS WITH HIM ON TOUR and he’s been caught several times in 4k sniffing hoseok like a puppy. 

i will wrap it up now but i’m just gonna say... jungkook is hobi’s baby!! but he’s like that overgrown puppy who still thinks of himself as small when in reality he’s,,, a samoyed trying to fit himself on hobi’s lap. 

in real life i truly see jungkook as having some of the strongest/deepest bonds both with namjoon and hobi. 

for fic purposes, i see kookie as this boy who is SO protective of his hobi-hyung he will do anything for him, be it a friend, a lover, a confidant, etc. 

hoseok really lets his guard down with him bc he’s the maknae. and seeing kookie grow from this shy boy to this big, confident man who is finally doing what HE wants for his own happiness instead of what people want from him.... it’s overwhelming for hobi. 

they are the golden duo and they have my heart period!!

HOBI/TAEHYUNG: 

oh wow this was my first ship in the bts fandom,,,, good times. i was like HOLD UP! who are they and why do they act like that around each other and most importantly.... WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THEM??? 

i firmly believe that if hobi was in the maknae line vhope would be AS popular as tkk IF NOT MORE!!!! 

i think tae is the one who most openly will flirt or just go out of his way to make sure hoseok knows how much he admires him and it makes hobi SO flustered. he will literally smile like aww that’s nice :) and then run the other way. that’s why i LOVE how taehyung gives zero fucks. 

it’s a lot like jungkook’s crush on namjoon. it’s just SO transparent and they both have ZERO chill so they end up making namseok feel awkward af because they’re like haha what the fuck... 

i also have a small headcanon that tae is neurodivergent. idk why or which type of ND but he just strikes me as.... having some tics and even patterns of speech that remind me of my ND friends. and sometimes that comes off as having no filter/being awkward and you can see in the rest of the group how sometimes they literally have NO idea how to respond to something taehyung did. 

but not hobi. he is always SO patient, so comforting, always makes sure to show tae is being heard. 

i think they are just AMAZING for each other because their personalities are so complimentary. it’s also the sweetest thing when hobi does something like break out in dance or singing in the middle of an interview and tae WILL laugh and he WILL follow hoseok. 

that’s called mirroring. vhope do it more than any other pairing in the group. 

in fanfic terms,,,, they have SO much sexual tension you can cut it with a knife. they truly compliment each other amazingly well, and the sheer amount of sex appeal taehyung exudes is just *chef’s kiss* for flustered/innocent hobi tropes.

i will continute with yoongi and seokjin in a second part!! i’ll add it here as a reblog

[gay-harley-quinn]

Heey for tge requests, if they're still open, could we get one of reaper walking in im his s/o doing something silly and embarrasing?

Of course! Hope ya like it! (sorry if its a bit short im running a fever rn but i still wanted to get it out!!!)

If anyone is interested, you can toss me a tip here!

You are dancing to music in your room, and you are wearing his hoodie and boxers

normally he would not just barge into your room, but given how you two have been in a relationship for a while he feels that it is ok to do so

you don't hear him come it, you only know he is there after the clapping starts towards the end of the song

your face gets sooo red

you are absolutely mortified

soon the next song starts up and you watch as he starts to dance too

he pulls you to him and you let him lead you

eventually, you are laughing and smiling, all previous embarrassment is forgotten about

this becomes a thing between the two if you

you like the closeness it brings, and he likes how it reminds him of his humanity

if you don't know how to slow dance already, he will teach you

depending on how long you two have been together this may be how he proposes “well I'm going to teach you, after all, you need to be prepared for our first dance” *gets down on one knee*

requests are open! Please read my rules first tho, the link is in my blog description!