#three seashells

[major2501]

If you know you know.

[victusinveritas]

@rhi-etzweiler and @rhodeisland-renegade

Thank you both for your wonderful input. The reminder of how wonderful Demolition Man is has prompted me to put it on the watch list for tomorrow.

This is indeed by The Twist on ArtStation.

Here's more of his art.

He also has stuff without mechs, but...mechs, man.

Mech warrior fan art found on Facebook with the caption:

"Me and the boys defending the last Taco Bell on the planet"

I'm still concussed, so if it turns out this is AI art, I'm sorry. If it turns out this is your art and I'm not attributing it correctly, let me know politely (seriously, I block people who scream at me about shit, ain't got time for it).

[dumpy-dump]

do you think they use the three seashells in splatoon?

ya know, for to bathroom?

bc ocean?

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[heartseekerjhin]

Good Yeosang Morning to all who celebrate

[scoobydoodean]

Oh, I see. You and all your little friends are just too DUMB to understand. Too low IQ. The arguments sure is convincing.

I’m not kidding they really are saying somewhere out there that Kripke couldn’t possibly understand what it means to be blue collar because to do that, you’d have to have read about the value of a linen coat (which is not directly related to any of this btw) from Marx’s Das Kapital. Kripke of course couldn’t possibly have read it, and if you haven’t read it, you can’t possibly understand anything about class. You have to have read Theory™️ to understand what it means to be *looks down my nose at people who I assume Have Not Read All The Books That I Did* blue collar *sips from tea cup with my pinky out, chortling*

[asexual-doctor]

I'm obsessed with the Doctor's shore fishing look

[koipudding]

notebook at the ready .. pen filled with ink and ready to jot notes down.. yes yes yes...

bonjour koi and kaiser !!!!! i must simply ask a little tidbit about your relationship with each other, if that is ok ! on your days off together, what are your favorite activities that you love doing as one that aren't dates? something that keeps you close together, just lingering in the joyousness of just being in each others' presence and loving every minute of it?

a stroll around the block, where you just idly chatter with each other? or maybe cooking together, where you can wine and dine over your joined effort??

( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ some of these r lowkey cliche lmao. + irl koi lore

I had so much fun thinking about this. kicking my feet and giggling about my fictional bf.

biting/annoying is s/o a love language!!!!!

reapplying hair dye or trimming each other's hair!!! I've had mixed (mostly bad) experiences with hair salons (and--this is a hc/projecting my own habits--Kaiser is a bit averse to hair touching from complete strangers), so we do it for each other 🙂‍↕️

^^ lots of teasing about terrible dye/cut jobs and threatening to misplace the dye on his head. The threat does not affect me, bc my hair is dark brown and like. the red will wash out faster than his blue.

^^^I threaten to make him bald.

Baking and cooking -- it's a little game of Kaiser encroaching on my domain (I do NOT share kitchen space) and stealing little nibbles while I try to focus (on his annoying and pretty face).

The most kaiser ever gets to do is taste test, put dishes away and mix the drinks -> he gets to make mocktails but I micro manage. He will bite me and then continue whatever he's doing. I get him back later (biting and scratching for no reason) (if I don't know exactly how a person cooks at home before they serve me, I wont eat it. or it'll take two hours of coaxing. so he doesn't get to use the kitchen until like. 3 months of cohabitation passes.)

also!!!! parallel play. I'd play rpgs/rhythm/gacha games... OR draw him while we sit on the couch or in bed--he's probably reading or watching a game to analyze other players or himself, while I put my legs over his lap/book/hand over his phone OR biting his cheek/poking his abdomen until he pays attention to me.

lowkey, he's into it bc we're both incapable of emotional permanence.

(^^^ we're both analyzing whether or not one of us is annoyed--he finds random treats he likes in the fridge/ I'm doing his part of the chores... or I leave seashells/cools rocks/small flower arrangements... and I find a lip gloss, bubble tea or press on nails as an apology for something neither of us did. this gets fixed. after a year. but the gift giving continues.)

extra: id draw cringe couple images/ms paint doodles of me giving him flowers/a kith on the cheek, and he wont say it but I KNOWW he eats that shit up!!!! (pathetic guy meets pathetic guy but with a cool tattoo) keeps da banter going, and (this is inspired by a smau I saw) he saves cringy memes like "silence bottom" etc in response.

Ness sends me a picture of Kaiser screenshotting the doodles I send, and a little flush blooms on the back of Kaiser's neck. cutie.

[cantdanceflynn]

Also I dunno if ill be editing or posting episodes of it bc I haven't checked if obs picked up my microphone but I joined an smp and promptly ended up speedrunning the ars nouveau system to get a familiar even tho I don't even have a spell book to use it with lollll

[burritello3000]

YES FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!!!!!!!!!! AH THE NIGHTWATCHER ART LOOKS SO GOOD! I felt so cool actually going to a comic store in my TMNT shirt and buying a comic, lol. I just want to eat up all this art nom nom nom

(Also, @mooncalfe-art your art is so amazing, Zink, Zanna, and Mushroom are some of my favorite characters. And Sally looks so badass at the end when she punches Hob I LOVE IT 🤩)

[obsidiendo]

"Sir Duessel!"

What a relief it was to see the knight once more at his side. It was not seeming to be a dire situation, but there was something comforting about the man's presence - his staid bearing, his quiet confidence. Things Dimitri wanted to emulate, as best he could.

"I had not expected to see you participate in this - but I am glad of it! Please even more to see that we appear to be on the same side. I hope that we can...er. Bring our team to victory?"

It wasn't exactly a game, but it wasn't exactly not. The situation felt rather rushed, and if Dimitri were honest his head spun from the influx of information that they'd received over the last couple of hours.

Still, he did his best to smile. If they were to have an audience, it was the least he could do.

Duessel was originally unsure if he should come on this expedition. He had argued with himself that this was something of a vacation -- a way to relax, to unwind. He felt that there was too much to do at the monastery and he should not spend this time on himself.

He was, of course, on some level in desperate need of a break. He had spent so much of the last few months rebuilding and working towards bettering the school -- this was the reprieve he deserved.

And he was quite glad to see Dimitri held the same sentiment.

"I'm sure we will," he said. The moniker of 'snakes' brought forth an unbidden image of a certain general of Grado, but he pushed it aside -- surely this was just a random assignment. "I trust you're settling in well? Walk with me, if you would like. We can get a feel for the island."

[scottpaladin]

My podcast Let's Get Weird About is back for another season. This time I've dragged people on to talk about movies that I can't stop thinking about.

First on the chopping block is @justenwrites with the mid nineties disaster Demolition Man

[rucow]

hi :)

[chiistarri]

wouldnt it be so funny if i killed off valentina and connor, jasons only friends, and left leo almost dead at the end of both wars and his full recovery takes years

[gellavonhamster]

"Ancient Greek" bust from the supermarket + seashells from the beach + too much free time = an attempt to make something that looks like it spent some time at the bottom of the sea

[thegreateyeofsauron]

in the future there will be no toilets. instead there will be a hose sticking out of the floor that you shove up your asshole and shit into.

also there's a button you can push to make it vibrate