#tim suggets a misunderstanding

[damianbugs]

brujack?

i just awoke like a sleeper agent. bruce wayne and jack drake... doomed stupid silly old man yaoi that makes no actual sense unless youre insane. jack asking bruce why he's interested in him, fully expecting a normal person answer about finding him funny or how much he's changed as person only for bruce to very seriously tells him "you threatened my life" and jacks like oh okay you're one of Those (derogatory).

just the other day i had a funny thought about a fake marriage au where for jacks safety he needs to move into the manor but that would be complicated to explain to the public, so they just. get married. because obviously that is so much easier to explain.

also the funniest thing about brujack is tim and alfred. they both hate brujack for different reasons. tim doesn't want to think about his dad and bruce doing anything in a two feet radius as each other. alfred just hates jack. it's so fucking funny