#time for me to yeeeeet

[bi0mancy]

i guess tumblr is back to hating women ocs again.

[blue-jisungs]

indirect kisses

author's note. i started writing it ages ago but yes here we go (i thought id be cuter but meh take it or leave it)

summary. two clueless idiots in love, literally

the first time you do it, he’s oblivious. well, he senses something’s "wrong" by the reaction of his friends but doesn’t seem to notice what.

you’re hanging out at the coffee shop, the eight of you giggling at some jokes. you’re currently teasing sunghoon while you wait for your drinks.

the seating is kind of weird but it’s almost a miracle that such a small room fitted you all. you’re seated next to jungwon, at the end of the couch while the older members are in front of you. sunoo and niki are on jungwon’s left.

suddenly the device that you got from the waitress started beeping – a sign that your order is ready to pick up. you stood up, grabbing the item.

“wait for me! i’ll help you!” jungwon said and followed you. you grinned and with his help you were able to carry the eight drinks back to the table.

you sat down and continued your conversation that already shifted to a different topic. everyone got something else to drink, so you took a sip of your boba and took a quick look at jungwon. he was hesitantly mixing his iced coffee with the straw, listening to the convo.

you took another sip and he suddenly looked at you, catching you staring. as you felt your cheeks beat up, you had to come up with a good cover quickly.

his smile grew when you put the drink near him.

“wanna try? or switch? you don’t seem to enjoy yours” you giggled quietly.

jungwon took your drink and sipped through the straw, not thinking much about it. his eyes widened, nodding his head.

“woah it’s so good! you can try mine if you want?” he offered and you did the same, drinking his coffee through the straw.

jungwon looked away for a second. because of that he missed your playful smile, however, he caught a glimpse of jay and heeseung exchanging looks.

another time happens when no one is around and only after thinking about it at the end of the day, jungwon realised it may have been an indirect kiss.

you were just finishing your makeup, jungwon laying on his bed and scrolling through tiktok.

“are you ready yeeeeet?” he whined. you were going to the cinema to see barbie, it would be just you, him and jay so he didn’t understand why’d you care so much. but then again, the pink dress code was a must – so here you were, putting oily lipgloss on your pink lips.

jungwon suddenly halted and watched you apply the product, mesmerised. when you were done you smacked your lips and smiled, suddenly catching eye contact with him through the mirror.

“want some?” you asked teasingly, sure he’d reject.

but it was so oily and shiny… and probably smelled nicely. and his lips were a bit dry…

“yeah!” he grinned and got up excitedly like a kitten. in no time he was next to you, all giggly.

you put your lipgloss on his lip precisely, smiling softly.

“done! let’s go now, hm?” you titled your head and moved your gaze back to his eyes, sparkling with joy.

they say third time’s the charm. well, it wasn’t necessarily a charm, quite the opposite: you two were acting so awkward afterwards.

but it definitely made something shift in jungwon.

you were just saying goodbyes after hanging out with the boys. it all happened so quick, jungwon didn’t even realise at first.

you leaned in to place a farewell kiss on his cheek but someone called him, causing him to turn his head. then he felt his lips brush against yours.

“eeek!” you shrieked surprised and leaned away, looking at him in shock.

“–those cool cards! jungwon…?” jake asked, not aware what he just did.

heeseung shook his head, looking at both of you: cheeks going red, blown pupils, nervous fiddling of fingers.

“yeah, uhm… oh, look! my bus is here! bye, goodnight!” you yelled out in panic and before jungwon could mutter a bye, you were already hopping on the bus.

“what…” he mumbled, touching the corner of his lips.

that’s when he realised.

he has a crush on you.

jungwon tried to play it cool, as if he wasn’t affected by you. two weeks have passed since you accidentally kissed and yet, he couldn’t help but replay the memory in his head. he was more nervous and sense around you, which you tried to ignore.

trying to think of an excuse to ease up the tension, you bought some sweets and went to visit them.

they were playing games and because it was jungwon’s turn, jay opened the door for you. you could see how the younger one tensed a bit once he realized you’re here. jay noticed a sad glint in your eye but couldn’t react.

"i brought something sweet!" you called, causing sunoo and sunghoon to turn around with curiosity.

unpacking the sweets, jungwon’s turn ended. riki, heeseung and jake who were playing with him joined you.

"do you have chips? or ramyeon? hee ate the last one yesterday" jake asked, sticking his head between your and sunoo’s arm. you giggled, shaking your head.

"nope, sorry. i can go grab some quickly if you want” you hummed and caught jungwon’s ebony eyes on you.

"okay, that’s great! you can grab some coke while you’re at it–" riki grinned and jungwon smacked him gently.

"i’ll go with you" he said softly, the boys exchanging looks. you nodded and grabbed the empty bag, going towards the door.

sunghoon wanted to chime in that he’ll go too but jay put a hand over his mouth just in time.

"we’ll be back in a moment" you called and jungwon closed the door.

the walk to the store was quite awkward. hands in pockets, jungwon strangely didn’t speak – and you didn’t either, sending w weird atmosphere between you two.

you grabbed the stuff the boys wanted and some matcha flavored pocky for you.

"i’ll pay" were the first words that jungwon said, voice stern but soft. you didn’t even have the chance to argue because he already put his credit card to the reader, grabbing the bag.

you huffed and grabbed the pocky, opening it. focused on grabbed the sweets carefully not to break them, you didn’t notice it was pouring outside.

"y/n" jungwon called when you put one in your mouth. just in time he put his hand in front of you, preventing you from stepping right in the rain.

you looked at him, eyes wide. jungwon cursed mentally at how cute you were right now–

"oh, right. my bad" you mumbled and stepped back, squeezing himself next to him "what do we do now?"

you munched on the pocky and shook your head. jungwon looked at you, tightening his lips.

„we wait" he mumbled, palms sweating. he hated this. why it all feels so stiff and different?

"you want some?" you asked, pointing at the pocky.

jungwon wasn’t thinking clear.

he leaned in and took a bite of the picky that you held between your lips instead of taking one of the box.

eyes widening and bloody rushing to your cheeks at the sudden proximity. jungwon realized what he’s doing and saw your reaction. leaning away with a gasp and face as red as the border:carnival cover.

"y– i’m… well, i didn’t– wh…" he stuttered.

"if you wanted to kiss me you just could’ve said so" you scoffed and he realized something: you were totally serious.

chewing on the pocky, you stuck your gaze at the droplets falling on the pavement.

"i don’t know what’s going on with you lately but… if i did anything wrong, i’m sorry" your voice was so quiet that he almost didn’t hear you.

"no! i mean… no, you didn’t. it’s just that… i think i like you, like… like like you more than a friend" jungwon was stuttering over his own words, his stomach turning into a tight knot out of anxiety. he shouldn’t have said this. he just ruined your whole friendship, didn’t he?

for a moment you both stared at the rainfalls dripping from the small awning above you. the soothing sound made you forget about what he you said.

"wait, you like me?" you yelped, turning around at him. you almost dropped the pocky box "i like you too!"

"huh?" he tilted his head, blinking in surprise.

"i’m sorry junnie but you’re so oblivious. i… i’ve been giving you signs… i think” you mumbled and saw him shake his head "the coffee shop? the lipstick? and…"

"oh" his eyebrows shot up "i’ve been dying. can i kiss you properly now?"

"yes, please" you murmured. jungwon stepped closer and put the shopping bag on the floor, taking the pocky from your hands. putting it to the bag, you two looked at each other with flushed cheeks.

then, he cupped your cheeks gently. his hands were cold but you didn’t mind. the beautiful ebony eyes of his scanned your face for a while before he finally leaned in, plush lips landing on yours.

the faint taste of the sweetness lingered on your lips, jungwon melting. he felt like he was on cloud nine, the kiss gentle and tender. suddenly, he felt your hands sneaking around his waist. when the lack of oxygen started to make its (lack of) presence, the boy pulled away. he looked like an excited kitten, eyes sparkling.

"can we do that more often?" he hummed, lips forming into a mischievous smirk.

"we can if we’re making it official" you teased, nudging his arm. he nodded and grabbed the bag.

"i’d be more than happy to do so" jungwon said, not able to resist his smile and excitement in his voice "let’s just… don’t tell the boys, yet"

you nodded and quickly pecked his lips before sneaking a hand into his.

"let’s go back then, they’ll get suspicious" you nodded. jungwon intertwined his fingers with yours, giving your hand a gentle squeeze.

when you came back at the dorms, the younger ones (and sunghoon) only noticed your wet hair and dripping clothes. jay, heeseung and jake though saw the way your eyes glimmered when you looked at each other and the pretty pink shade of your cheeks.

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[cynsbasement]

Hi sorry I just wanted to drop in here and let you know that I think your art is super cool and your Ghost Tessa/Solver idea has kept me fed for at least two weeks now ;^^

You mentioned in one of the first drawings of it (I think) that it might be a thing where Solver infected drones would be able to see the real Tessa - if your AU follows the main storyline, I'm wondering how that would have effected the events of ep. 6. Like I can imagine Uzi, N and V pull up to Tessa and J and N's over here like "Omg Tessa you're alive??" And Uzi is staring Directly At The Ghost who is like Screaming "GUYS THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME-"

GAH IM GLAD PEOPLE FIND THE AU COOL it was a silly idea at first, but now its just a main thing i plan to work on later down the line! also you are SO right with that. Uzi would be the first to catch on and see the REAL tessa due to the fact that she basically is not under the absolute solvers admin control. N would possibly be the second, and V the third due to the events of episode 5 with Uzi overriding the solvers admin to help the others keep their past memories, hence making her N and V's admin in the end. J would NOT be able to see the real tessa unfortunately yeeeeet since the solver dooooes still have admin control over her. Uzi would be so confused watching the real tessa scream "GUYS ITS CYN ITS NOT ME PLEASE-" she would absolutely think her code was broken again. ghost tessa would be screaming at cyn for V's death, she would not let that shit fly at all. basically imagine episode 6, but with a ghost trying to convince an emo drone shes real, WHILE trying to sabotage all of cyns plans at the same time.

[afterdarkprincess]

Can't Keep My Hands to Myself- Part 1

Relationship: Sami/Jey/Cody Rating: Explicit Summary: Things get a little heated in the bus after the Fastlane Press Conference, Sami facetimes his boyfriend to get in on the action.

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Writing's been a little on the backburner the last few weeks but I'm back with more horny nonsense :)

There will definitely be a Part 2 coming soon- Pour one out for Team Yeet, it was a beautiful 9 day reign.

This fic is Explicit- Reminder that my blog is not intended for Minors.

This fic contains: Oral Sex, Voyeurism, Dirty Talk, Pet Names, Grinding, Dry Humping, Coming Untouched, Unrealistic Sex, and mentions of Alcohol.

Tags for @elementaldoughnut12 (who inspired this fic) @feelschicken @harmshake and @swiftiebvcks 💖 If you'd like to be tagged in the next part please let me know :)

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Partying on Cody’s bus after their win at Fastlane was completely unexpected for Jey.

To be fair, winning the Undisputed Tag Team Championships with Cody had also been completely unexpected, but he wasn’t about to question it now. They’d have to pry these belts out his hands now.

Once upon a time he could party with the best of them, but his always on the road lifestyle kept him from drinking much anymore, not with all the matches and the responsibility of being in the Main Event.

Jey’d taken several shots with Cody and others, knocking back mouthfuls of Hennessy and Crown. When the knock had came at the door with a nervous PA letting them know they needed to be at the press conference in 30, both men had looked at each other, knowing about how well this all would go.

Cody clapped a hand on Jey’s shoulder, reassuring him that he was good to do most of the talking. Jey tried and failed to suppress his giggles, finding the whole situation completely hilarious. Cody laughed too, grinning at him, unable to completely keep his composure.

They get through the press conference, and distantly Jey knows they probably will get in some kind of trouble for going out there like that. Roman certainly would have been furious at he and Jimmy if they ever tried that, but Jey doesn’t have to worry about Roman or his reactions anymore. And that feels so good.

With the tag belts back on his shoulders, he feels on top of the world.

He follows Cody back to the bus, both of them laughing as they go. Any time there’s a lull in the laughter, he lets out a “YEET” or Cody beats him to it and they burst into giggles again. The edges of his vision are blurry and despite the chilly midwest air, he’s warm in his t shirt.

He crashes into Cody’s back when they arrive, Cody laughing again as he struggles to open the door to his own bus. It seems like most of the people that were with them celebrating earlier have cleared off, leaving the bottles of liquor in the now quiet space.

Cody grabs a beer from the fridge and sits on the couch, cracking it open. “How much you wanna bet we’re trending already, Uce?”

Jey laughs, pouring himself another drink. “Yeeeeet,” He can barely get the word out without laughing, and the red Raw Belt falls off his shoulders onto the floor with a thud. He hangs his head in defeat while Cody continues to laugh.

Cody laughing at him should probably bother him, but it doesn’t. Cody has been an adversary far longer than he’s been a friend, but something about him makes him so easy for Jey to get along with.

“Bet those Judgement Day fools wishin’ they would- they could be celebratin’ like US, Uce!” It’s less coherent than Jey thinks it is, but Cody gets it all the same, throwing his head back and exposing the long line of his throat. Jey’s always been a bit of horny and handsy drunk, and the sight of Cody’s neck does something unexpected to him.

He feels his dick brick up in his dope new ring gear, the shiny blue material not really gonna hide much, but Jey couldn’t find it in himself to care.

Jey eyes the broad expanse of Cody’s lap, his knees spread wide on the couch, taking up space. He thinks about how it’d feel to sit there, how those powerful thighs would feel under his, and Jey’s brain is already too far gone to make objections.

He knocks back the drink in his hand, setting it down shakily as he moves towards the couch. “Ey, ey,-“ He only trips a little bit in the few feet between them. “Ey, Uce.” He’s up in the other man’s space and Cody is fixing him with that look, too intense like he can see into Jey’s head.

Jey straddles him, letting his weight sink down until he’s fully on Cody’s thighs, legs splayed wide and he’s giggling again at how good it feels.

Cody doesn’t say anything, just keeps looking at him like if he blinks maybe Jey will disappear. His hands wander though, coming around to grip Jey’s ass and support his weight in his big hands.

“How’d we get here, huh?” Cody asks, giving one of Jey’s cheeks a squeeze.

“I ain’t really know, uhhh,” Jey diverts his eyes from Cody’s so he doesn’t get distracted by their blue depths. The slippery fabric of his pants gives against the leather of the couch, and he sinks further onto Cody’s lap, immediately greeted by the hard press of the other man’s cock against his ass. “I dig it though, Uce. You got all that- is that for me?”

Cody giggles at him again, but he also rocks his hips to rut his clothed cock against him. “Well can’t say I never thought about it before, have you seen your ass? Need a license for this thing.” He gives Jey’s ass a light smack and Jey fights to not let out an embarrassing moan.

“S’why they call me juicy ucey, bruh-“

“That so?” Cody interrupts him, then captures his lips in a sensual kiss, riding on the energy of the moment.

Jey groans into it, wrapping his arms around Cody’s neck to hold onto him tighter and kiss deeper, grinding his hips to get that sweet friction on his rapidly hardening cock.

Then Jey feels the tell tale vibration of his phone ringing in his pocket.

“Ey, uh, one sec, Uce-“ He grabs his phone, seeing Sami’s face and name light up the display. “Eeeeyyy baby,” He greets cheerfully, putting the phone on speaker.

Jey’s honestly surprised his boyfriend hadn’t called earlier- he’d been unable to make it to the event after not having a match on the card, but he’s sure Sami would have watched. They’ve been together a few months now after finally sorting all their emotions out and Jey can’t think of a time that he’s ever been happier.

“I’m so proud of you baby!!” Sami’s voice comes over the line, and Jey can hear the smile in his voice. “I caught the whole thing, those creeps got what they deserved!”

“Yeet,” Jey moves his hips again, feeling Cody still hard against him. “Me n’ Cody Uce showed ‘em whose boss.”

Cody added in helpfully, “Yeet.”

“Still celebrating?” Sami asked. ��That press conference was gold.”

“Yea, Boo- we was just getting cozy…” Jey’s dick brushes against the warm bulge in Cody’s pants and he lets out an unmistakable groan.

Cody freezes beneath him, looking at Jey in alarm.

There’s a pause before Sami speaks again. “Oh we’re getting cozy like that, huh? Baby, you know the rules.”

Jey shakes his head lazily. “‘Know Sami, ‘sposed to ask you first.”

“S’okay, baby- Cody’s a friend. We can let it slide this time,” Sami’s voice is rich like honey, soothing to hear. “Tell me how he feels, sweetheart.”

Cody’s lazy smile returns and his grip tightens on Jey’s ass, rocking their clothed dicks together again.

“Unnnnnhh- So good Sami, warm.” Jey slurs, dropping his head onto Cody’s shoulder. “Feels good,”

“That’s good baby, you still got your clothes on?”

Jey nods as if Sami can see him. “Mmhmmm, just been grindin’, you know?”

“Cody, make sure he keeps those on? He didn’t tell me in advance so thats all he gets.” Sami’s voice leaves no room for argument.

“Gotcha,” Cody replies, voice strained as Jey whines.

“Naw, C’mon Sami, please?” Cody watches the Samoan pout, and giggles despite himself at his plight.

“No way, you gotta earn that. Maybe if you’re good tonight we can make something happen after Raw on Monday- if thats okay with Cody?”

Cody grins, “I think we could make that work, Sami. If Uce here can be good that is.”

Jey fixes him with a grumpy face but Cody can’t take it seriously. “Whose side you on here, Uce?”

Cody bucks his hips, pressing hard against Jey’s hard length, pulling another low groan out of him.

Sami laughs over the phone. “Think that answers that. Take what you need baby, get yourself off. Let me hear you.” Jey writhes against Cody, moaning and whining as he ruts their dicks together, chasing his fast approaching orgasm.

Jey’s moans change into breathy pleas, “Fuck, please, so close Sami, lemme cum, please please, uce-“

Cody silences him with a bruising kiss as Sami’s voice talks him through it. “That’s it, Jey, go ahead. You’ve done so well sweetheart, you can cum.”

Jey’s hips stutter a few more times before stilling as he lets out a beautiful cry against Cody’s lips, breathing heavily as his thighs shake. Warmth spreads between them as Jey spills into his pants.

They break apart, Jey’s head dropping again onto Cody’s shoulder, his brow damp with sweat.

“Cody, can you put me on facetime?”

Cody takes the phone from Jey’s slack fingers, and hits the buttons to get Sami’s face up on the phone, pointing the camera at Jey’s face.

“Oh so pretty baby, so good for us,” Sami coos. “You better tell Cody thank you for taking care of you.”

Jey lifts his head just enough to look Cody in the eye, “T-thanks, uce…”

“Now you know that’s not what I meant, Jey,” Sami’s face was stern on the phone screen, with a hint of mischief in his eyes.

Jey’s face lights up, “Yeah, Sami?”

“Yeah, baby. Cody, you want those pretty lips on you? S’okay as long as I can watch.”

A blush blooms across Cody’s cheeks, but he nods excitedly.

Jey slowly removes himself from Cody’s lap, mindful of the wet spot blooming on the front of his pants. He takes a moment, downing another drink and swaying his hips as Cody follows behind him, sitting Jey’s phone down as he shoves his pants down to his knees, revealing his hard dick.

It’s shorter than Jey expected for how tall the man is, but what he lacked in length he made up for in girth. He eyes him hungrily, sinking down onto his knees, pressing Cody up against the nearby counter as Jey suckles at the weeping head of his dick.

Cody sighs at the sensation, picking Jey’s phone back up and aiming the camera down to capture the gorgeous image of Jey swallowing him down. The flushed head of Cody’s dick almost perfectly matches the pink of Jey’s lips and Cody’s already fighting not to fall over the edge.

Sami’s voice spurs Jey on, “Come on, sweetheart, show Cody how much you appreciate him. Show him what that mouth can do.”

Jey moans, taking more of Cody’s length into his mouth, bobbing his head as Cody’s free hand moves to thread into the blue strands of Jey’s mullet. He doesn’t push Jey but guides him all the same as Jey relaxes his throat and takes the whole of Cody’s cock into his mouth.

Cody throws his head back in pleasure, gripping the phone and Jey’s hair tightly. Jey’s hands reach around Cody’s thighs, taking handfuls of ass and squeezing in a mirror image of Cody’s actions earlier.

“Oo that’s it baby, look so pretty all stuffed full of cock.” Sami gets the same view that Cody does, Jey looking up through his long lashes, plush pink lips stretched around the girthy cock in his mouth.

Cody’s hand pulls Jey in close, pushing into his throat as his shaking thighs and quickening breath betray just how close he is to coming.

Jey takes a full breath into his nose, working his tongue around Cody’s length as he feels him twitch and moan, emptying his balls directly down Jey’s throat.

His grip slackens in Jey’s hair as Jey pulls off, giving kitten licks to the beads of cum clinging to the head before Cody jerks away, getting oversensitive.

Jey stares up at the phone in naked longing, and Cody passes it down, Jey switching the camera around so he can facetime with his boyfriend properly.

“You did so good, Jey baby, I’m so proud of you.” Sami’s voice is soft and comforting.

“Miss you, boo.” Jey’s eyes are heavy and sleepy, betraying the late hour and all the liquor he’s consumed catching up with him.

“Miss you too,” Sami replies, smiling warmly. “Cody, make sure he has a glass of water before bed, yeah?”

Cody laughs, “Yeah, I can do that.”

“Let’s catch up at Raw then?” Sami adds before addressing Jey again. “Get some sleep, Jey.”

The Samoan nods sleepily. “Love you,”

“Love you, Jey. Goodnight.”

Sami’s face disappears from the screen and Jey slumps even more, resting his head against the counter.

“C’mon, Uce.” Cody hauls him up, gripping him under his arms. “Let’s get ya to sleep. Can’t get on Sami’s bad side.”

“Sami don’ have no bad side,” Jey mumbles, following along as Cody leads him toward the bunks, knocking back the glass of water when he’s offered it before collapsing into bed.

Cody heads to bed not long after that, drinking his own glass of water before hitting the hay to at least try to fight off the massive hangover he knows will greet him in the morning.

His mind drifts before he succumbs to sleep, remembering the feel of Jey’s warm mouth on him, and Sami’s tease as to what might happen after they all reunite at Raw on Monday.

He’s not sure how he found himself in this situation, but he’s certainly not complaining. ___ Next time: Monday Night Raw following Fastlane, all the boys together for a little after show fun :)

[ningningkittie]

plus he rlly made it sound like he was talking to other ppl and had other options. when i tried to ask him to be more clear nd direct he basically just told me to stop bringing it up. he didnt wanna talk abt it (which i respect nd understand, ur not always in the right place to talk abt smth) yeeeeet he still gets mad abt certain things i did. even if he never communicated w me and i asked him to. i was clear to tell him my feelings for him nd tht i wanted to work whatever issues out w him. everything was just messy, nd for whatever reasoning he didnt wanna talk, communicate or clear it up. i asked him to talk but he avoided that too. so.. what was i supposed to do? i want to be his gf but im not gonna act like i am when i dont even know if he wants me or not. and now i've lost my only friend and the person i want to talk to abt everything all the time. it's just so frustrating when *i* do everything to explain my side and talk abt it, when i BEG that we communicate w eo but is still met by a wall. i feel like maybe i've rlly tried to do everything and if he still doesnt wanna see it or meet me halfway i need to start working on letting him go. even if i dont want to. even if im still lowkey delusional abt us working it out. i want a true connection and i need to accept that i cant force it. and even if i want it to be him and us maybe the truth is that it isnt him and it wont be us. maybe what i need is hiding somewhere out there.

[twsted-princess]

[ STARS ] For Melanie and Fennec

[ MORNING ] Eikichi Aldrich

pick one you wanna do

You fool! I'm doing both!!

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BE-

Eikichi heard a whine with something falling over before the accursed beeping stop, the sunlight peeking through the window causing him to groan. He pulled the covers over his head as another voice chuckled. "And I thought I hated mornings." The feeling of feathers tickling his face caused one green eye to open as the sun was blocked slightly by his pretty bird boyfriend. Aldrich smiled from his position being held up by his elbows, his red wings covering his sides as he looked at the lump in the bed. Eikichi grumbled "Not my fault my boss wanted me to work overtime for four days straight." The birdman patted where his face is as another grumble came out. "I know, but the robotics convention's this week." Right, the company was one of the venues and Eiki was going to be the main presenter. He heard the sheets rustled but he groaned. "Baaaaaaabe don't leave just yeeeeet....." He poked his head out as Alrich sat at the ledge of their bed, taking his glasses. "Sorry but someone has to teach today." The beastman placed his glasses on and stretched, now that he was working as the history teacher at Night Raven College he needed to get up bright and early. But something stopped him from getting up. Looking to the floor he saw it, a small black box. "Honey? What is this?" He asked picking it up as Eiki rose up and watch them hold it up. The tech genius's cheeks turned extremely warm "Oh! Well......it was suppose to be a surprise for later but......" Aldrich then opened the box and gasped as inside was a solid golden ring. 'My one and only' being written into the inside of the band.

From the lands of dreams the maiden heard a code. A series of quick door knocks in pattern before silence. Melanie woke up, rubbing the sleep from her eyes as she shuffled out of her warm bed. Louise was still asleep in his little homemade bed so she crept past him to escape. Slowly leaving her room before rushing off to the hall, the large windows illuminated the night sky as her bare feet hurried along cold marble to linen rugs until she met him. The towering man with his green hair often tied up was loose as he smiled, she returned the gesture as he took her hand and the two were off. Out of the castle, out of the royal gardens and down into Torrin Hall. The air was cool as little flickers of light coming from the many farms scattered along the green, the town below was still and sleepy. Melanie smiled, the grass soft on her feet as she watched Fennec come up the hill. "It's beautiful......" she said as she looked towards the sky. "Yeah......." The stars twinkled brightly creating a canvas with shades of blue. It had been so long since she saw them so clearly. Wonderland's stars were lovely but these felt right. She sat down, her nightgown pooling into the grass as she took a gentle breath. Fennec sat next to her before falling back into the dark green blanket. The two stayed there with the breeze, watching the stars. It seemed like yesterday when Fennec arrived in Genovia and met her again. After five years apart. They've both grown in features and maturity but they never forgot each other. The traveler looked at the queen, watched as her eyes reflected the little specks of starlight. She was......beautiful. She didn't change at all but time made her more beautiful. His emerald eyes soften as he pondered his thoughts. This has been the longest stay he's had, over a month. He's met her family, her people, watched her rule her kingdom with a loving heart and.....he wanted to stay. His heart longed to explore......but he wanted to be with her. He had the thought for the longest time. From the moment he knew she would be leaving Twisted Wonderland and he left Hourglass Station to travel he had that thought in the back of his mind. Maybe......this was the time. "Melanie?" She looked to him at the sound of her name on his lips. "Yes?" she watched him sit and looked up at the stars. "I've been thinking. I know I'm not the best, I know that at some point I'll leave you. That I'll make you worry and think I've fallen off the face of the world. But.....you've never left me. You've always been with me. Every time I've found somewhere new I wanted you to be by my side. But I also want to settle down, bring my brother here and......." Melanie's face flushed as he turned to look at her. "And......?" she whispered. Fennec then took the ring off his finger. His most precious treasure......and placed it on her finger. "I......want to make you happy. You're my world.....and I want to be with you for as long as possible. Will you marry me?"

[deus-ex-mona]

excuse me hiyoko manga >:( why is dai the only one with a side profile? >:(

[chronicowboy]

:(

[fleurdulys]

me: *listens to open car*

steven: We get a room/And in the gloom/She lights a cigarette/Clothes on the bed/Love me she said/I lose myself to her

me:

[mrhowells]

Smallville 4x14

I love this episode a lot🥹

THAT'S ADORABLE😭😭

"You're gonna be fine. I know you're gonna be fine. Everyone I've ever hit was alright."

Lois -everyone I've ever hit was alright- Lane:

Clark really sleeps on the couch now that Lois lives there? LMAOOOO

the way he immediately smiles when he sees the dog I can't🥹🥹

"You hit him? With your car?" "No, with my fist🙄🙄"

CLARK YOUR FACE-

"Actually, I think it might be fun to have a dog around."

HE'S A MENACE, HE'S A DISGRACE, HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN, I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM

I'm crying

"I don't know. It's just kind of hard to be myself with her around."

that's so ironic though because apart from hiding his powers he is VERY himself around her

I need Tom Welling to stop smiling on my screen please and thank you, I'm not strong enough for this😭

ugh😩

Chloe helping Clark with his excuses, love to see it🥹 He's so bad at them he needs all the help he can get💀

Let me introduce you to my parents who have been married for about 30 years now:

"Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie."

have I mentioned how much I love them before?

"I spent all morning on these."

they're both so cute🥹🥹

LMAOOOOOO he finds her so annoying

hsajaksjaksj LOOK AT HIS HAND IN THE SECOND IMAGE, HE'S SO DONE I'M SCREAMING

No because if I keep going like this I'll screenshot every single time they say something or even look at each other💀

Lois: You could be Skipper😇

Clark: *fake ass smile* anyway-

STAHP I'M SCREAMING

he's about to throw hands💀

This is so confusing, I thought Jason's mom orchestrated the entire meeting with Lana but now she wants him away from her?

"Paranoia is not a very attractive quality in a woman."

Umm okay, AND? I mean I don't give a shit about Genevieve but this is such a dumb statement, as if she's supposed to give a fuck about what's "attractive" to Lex or others, like what?

Sometimes he sounds like one of those "pick up artists" that the internet makes fun of all the time, I'm sorry💀💀

I. LOVE. THIS.

That's the way someone talks to their own kid, not their guest and I love that because Lois clearly lacks parental love. Martha & Lois will always be so special to me😭😭

"Remember when Clark did that? He was only... three." LMAOOOO

Lex is clearly losing patience with Clark😬

Can I join this family pls look at themmmm

Martha is such a badass actually

I'm glad Lana overheard that whole conversation between Jason and his mother, now I'm just hoping they'll give her more agency instead of making her a passive character and her own storyline.

(edit: so she did NOT hear what they were talking about🤡🤡 At least she saw it)

Clark is such a little shit😭

Still arguing about dog names🤡

"Hold on there Forrest Gump, what are you gonna do, run?" LOL

She's like nuh uh, get in the car dude AND HE LISTENS💀💀💀

How are they acting like they're been married for decades???

NOT AN ACTUAL QUESTION BC I KNOW HOW AND I'LL TELL YOU: they're comfortable around each other even if they don't realize it

🎶and I will go down with this ship🎶 (EXCEPT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SAILING, IT WILL NEVER GO DOWNNNNN)

let's move on

"What is this, another one of your famous hunches or are we just on a little scenic route?"

"Okay, stop here."

"Wha- where??"

"HERE. Stop here."

"OKAY."

>>>MARRIED.

they sound like my grandparents💀

LOOK AT MY LIL POOKIES INVESTIGATING STUFF TOGETHER🥺

YEEEEET

I need to know where Clark gets his clothes bc that stuff withstands literally anything💀

AKJASJKAKSL STAHP😭

"He (the dog) saved my life. I'll take my chances on his loyalty." Ooof, is he calling out Lex👀

what is Lionel trying to do?🧐

CUTE.

CUTE.

Clark is happy = I'm happy, it's really that simple

this episode is premium, top tier chef's kiss EXCELLENT

[gendice]

pickley

[ropeitmp3]

HELP

i miss min yoongi

[sorrowfulrosebud]

How about Yandere Shion and Yandere Rena with same darling who is Satoshi's twin sister?

𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖊 ��𝖜𝖔 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖞 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖛𝖊, 𝖘𝖔 𝕽𝕴𝕻

𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙: what it’s like having these girls as your yandere

𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊: yandere, so take that as you will

𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘: yandere content, gore, major character deaths, talks of needles

The usually sleepy village of Hinamezawa was bustling today, people from all over the village seemingly having things to do. Then again, a lot of people needed to prepare for the night of Watanogashi.

You were currently walking with Keiichi, Satoko and Rika. The plan? To demolish the new dessert menu at the Angel Mart.

“I’m so excited to try the new food! I bet it tastes super yummy!!” Satoko swooned at the idea of sweet cream pastries.

“Satoko, you’re such a child,” Keiichi laughed. Rika giggled as well, just as excited to demolish the new strawberry sundae.

You continued walking along with your friends, joking and laughing about stupid stuff, all the while pestering Rika about the Watanagashi dance she is to perform.

“I can’t show you yeeeeet! It’s a surprise! I can’t wait for you all to see how much hard work I’ve put in, ni-pah!” She grinned. You ruffled her hair affectionately.

“That’s why desserts are on me and Satoko today! You’ve been working so hard to perform, so me and Satoko have been selling bracelets to make some money! Order what you want,” you grinned at your purple-haired friend.

“That’s so sweet, thank you girls!” Keiichi exclaimed as he perused the menu. You, your sister and Rika followed suit before Shion wandered over in her uniform.

“Hi everyone, can I take your order? Oh wow, such cute bracelets girls! Where did you get them?” Shion fawned over the cute little beaded bracelets you had made, cooing at the initials for each one.

“My sister and I made them! We sold a bunch to pay for this little outing, and then we made some for each other, too,” Satoko explained smugly. Shion’s face seemed to drop a little bit at the explanation, before you pulled a small pearl bracelet out of your bag.

“Here Shion, I meant to give this to you but I totally forgot! I have one for Mion too, so if you see her please could you give her it?” You asked her. Shion’s face immediately brightened at the elegant string of beads you gave her, porcelain cheeks tinted a delicate shade of pink.

“O-of course I can! Thank you so much, this is so cute!” She jittered.

“A-as an act of good will, I’ll pay for your desserts out of my wages,” Shion declared, indifferent to your protests. Keiichi was the first to cave, telling Shion which desserts he wanted, followed by Satoko and Rika. You were still pouty when grumbling out your order, much to Shion’s cuteness aggression. She jotted the order and trotted off gleefully to the kitchen.

She clasped the bracelet to her wrist, awing at the time and effort put into it, before glaring at the bracelet for her sister. Mion had been a pain in the ass, keeping secrets and spying on her. She owed her this small bracelet. And so, she clasped Mion’s bracelet under her gloves, so thankful that her little sister loved her enough to make two.

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The long-awaited night of Watanagashi finally arrived, and the town was buzzing with life. Rika had been quiet anxious, but if you didn’t know her then she just seemed to ooze confidence. Her perfomance went off without a hitch, each move being carefully calculated and executed without flaw.

She joined you and the rest of the group, bar Mion. Rena was currently cooing at the small bouquet of flowers you had gotten for Rika as a sign of a job well done. She was also sporting a small beaded bracelet; courtesy of you and your sister.

“Ohmygosh, so cuteee!! I could just gobble you up, hee hee!” Rena giggled, causing Shion to glare at her disgustedly. Who the fuck does she think she is, fawning over her little sister like that?!

“Rika, that performance was incredible! You did such a great job! Here, here’s something Satoko and I made!” You passed her the small posy as Rika grew pink, still breathless after her dance.

“Thank you so much, ni-pah! Let’s go around the stalls, I want to play some games!” Rika suggested. You, Satoko and Rika all interlinked arms and walked off, Shion, Rena and Keiichi glaring at each other.

“Actually girls, there’s something cool we found in the forest!”

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They were dead. Rika. Mion. Satoko. Keiichi. Takano. Oiichi. Everyone. Shion enticed everyone to the Oyashiro shrine, filled with torture tools and drugged everyone. Mion was already dead, assuming that it was still her with her guts spilling over the tiled floor.

You had been tied to a chair and subjected to watch as each friend was brutally slaughtered in front of you.

And the perpetrators? Shion and Rena. Rena was giggling the entire time she tore off a nail or stabbed out an eye, giggling that her little sister will be kept safe from Oyashiro’s curse now that more than 3 times the amount of people have died or disappeared.

Heart breaking screams of pain and torment poured out of you, pleading with them to stop.

“What’s the matter, little sister? Are we scaring you? We’re only taking away bad people who wanted to harm you!” Shion cackled, eyes reduced to cat like slits.

“P-please Shion, R-Rena! These are our friends, that’s my twin sister! Let us go, PLEASE!” You sobbed, vomit already staining your shirt. Rena’s eyes narrowed.

“Mion was in cohort with the other big families to deal with Oyashiro’s curse. They are responsible for so much death and destruction,” Rena growled.

“Satoko was never a sister to you; she was always bullying you, ignoring you and crying to Satoshi. Your parasite of a sister is the reason why he’s gone! You were the complete opposite though; so helpful and kind and independent. Satoko had to go,” Shion cackled as she stabbed Satoko’s corpse.

“BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?! WHAT DID RIKA AND KEIICHI DO?!” You howled and screamed, trying to undo the chains keeping you to the chair. Rena tapped Shion, drawing her attention.

“I think she’s getting too upset. Maybe we should bring her home and allow her to recover. I’ll finish up business here, and you bring our little sister back home,” Rena commanded. Shion looked back to your trembling form, spotting that you had indeed been so frightened that you had pissed yourself, small body racking with dry heaves and sobs.

“Okay little sis, let’s get you home. Big sisses Shion and Rena are here now, and we’re never gonna let anything hurt you again,” Shion cooed, injecting your neck with a sedative as you fought against your hold. Eventually, your body grew limp as Shion moved your hair out of your face.

“It will be difficult sharing her, that’s for sure. But it’s for the best,” Rena reminded Shion. Shion picked you up after unchaining you, holding you closely and petting your hair.

“No one, not even Oyashiro’s curse will take her from me this time. I’ve lost Satoshi, but I will not lose my little sister.”

[baylardian-1]

(lil doodle for the sake of drawing a Nacene for the first time,,, excuse to write out my ideas haha) idk if ill end up doing anything with this but i had an idea involving a potential dynamic between Ed and a Nacene... uuuuuuuuh ITS MESSY IN MY HEAD RN. im reading the String Theory voyager books and they pertain more to their society and history as a species :) which is great to meeeee because i think they were such a squandered idea, me and alice whine all the time about how Susperia should have been endgame lol.

but theyre established as being a super advanced civilization of explorers who arent bound to the rules of our space in what all they can achieve and manipulate within it. and likeeeeeeeee idk if itd be Suspiria,,, im kinda inclined to make it Suspiria for the sake of familiarity and having that cute little "im bitter and want revenge but cant do anything about it so ill just sulk and be as annoying and unhelpful as possible..." I GOTTA REWATCH COLD FIRE... but my idea is that she'd kinda,,,,,, stick around lol,,,,,,,,,,, but because she gets incapacitated in Cold Fire idk SHES WEAK OR SOMETHING,,,,,,,,, i figured Ed would be the only one aware of her for some reason lmao IDK THE SPECIFICS YEEEEET,,,,,,,,, i was thinking she'd maybe exist IN HIM but if thats weird i might scrap it lmao,,,,, was pondering if maybe that's why he's such a sickly lil boy when he's little :) BUT ITS JUST AN IDEA NOTHING CONCRETE TBH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I GOTTA REWATCH COLD FIREEEEEEEEEE. idk Suspiria's array seems so stagnant in space, considering she left the Caretaker id think shed wanna BAIL but i need to solidify my Nacene loreeeeeee,,,,,,,,, anyway haha the idea is just that the only person she can communicate with is a literal baby/toddler for the longest time and shes grouchy and mean but hes too oblivious and also a baby to realize it,,,,,,, inevitably he grows up and they become friends overtime and theyd travel the galaxy together as explorers :) BUT AGAINNNNN JUST A LONGWINDED HYPOTHETICAL THOUGHT FOR NOW HAHA,,,,,,,

[jossambird]

ILL RUN IT BY YOU SOON IF YOUD LIKE, I CANT SPOIL A STORY LIKE THIS 👀

@jossambird​

[terribletoonietuesday]

The Old Man movie (2019) I was confused, a claymation film from Estonia that's being released by Unearthed films? I have films from Unearthed films in my collection that are so questionable in taste that I question they're existence. So how are they releasing this cute lookin animated film? Well let me tell you this ain't no Wallace and Gromit yeeeeet in a way it kind of is. It had every bodily fluid , swearing, drugs,blood and murder and mayhem. Yet at the same time it is oddly sweet and endearing. Like a south park episode where you stop and think as negative, gross and violent as this is it is need down about keeping positive, being true to your self, friends and family. Sure it's about a barely understandable old fart that loves blowing into a pigs ass as he has to learn to do what he loves and be less abusive to animals. The old man gets a visit from his urban grandchildren who find out this world champion cow milker is wearing his cow out. This may be odd but it's the least weird element of the film. We meet so many weird character as we build up to an ending as insane as better episodes of Regular Show yet some how adds in a human milking machine ..yeah you read that right. Was this a family film to people in Estonia or Sweden? Or would it be like South Park and have closed minded parents up in arms there. Like how Japanese small kids shows love poop and bare butts. The Old man movie does all the gross and shocking gags but never dwells on them so it seems very natural for a dare I say cute fable about an old man, some kids and a cow..and a hippie cult ..and an insane chainsaw maniac made of milk in a wheel chair..yeah seriously.