#time is weird...and an illusion!

[hollis-art]

au idea... tng but it's set in the 80s and the enterprise is an apartment building rather than a ship

other tenants of the building include: -Picard (the head of the college that Data attends) and Q (no one really knows what he does, he just pops in and out whenever he pleases) -Troi (high school guidance counselor) and Riker (personal trainer) and Worf used to live here too but he moved out -Beverly (still a doctor) and Wesley (burnt out college freshman) -Barclay (works at Blockbusters w/ Data and Geordi) -Guinan (bartender of a secretly gay bar)

the ds9 apartment is a whole other story

[rustedleopard]

Chujin's opinion of Starlo is that he is an immature loudmouth who only grew physically beyond middle/high school. He's a reckless moron that has no regard for the fact that he is poisoning the minds of monsterkind with his admiration for human culture. He thinks that Starlo's desire to bring a slice of the Underground is a waste of time and that if Starlo REALLY wanted to help monsterkind's situation, he'd try to figure out methods to escape the Underground instead of finding escapism in a pale imitation of the Surface. He is unable to conceive why Starlo even likes humans except out of some twisted, Stockholm Syndrome-esque fawning over monsterkinds' captors.

(Deep deep deep deep deep down, Chujin knows that Starlo is a kind person who doesn't have bad intentions. And, he can begrudgingly admit that if the Wild East prevents some monsters from falling into despair, (which is a death sentence for a monster,) then it does some good. But you'd basically have to dislocate his shoulder from twisting his arm so hard if you want Chujin to admit this.)

Starlo's opinion of Chujin is that he is some above-it-all asshole. He insists that he remained civil and respectful of Chujin ever since Chujin and Ceroba started dating and he started to get tangentially involved in Starlo's life, yet all Chujin's done is scoff at him for following his dreams. Chujin must think he's soooooooo great being some smarty-pants scientist instead of a nobody farmer/sheriff like he is and that's why he looks down on Starlo, what a snob! And as for Chujin's belief that all humans are evil? Greatly exaggerated! If humans were such wicked things, why would the westerns they make show such relatable concepts like justice and freedom and how cool revolvers are? Starlo's just trying to inject some fun into the Underground and distract everyone from how dire things are getting and Chujin has a massive stick up his ass about it.

(Deep deep deep deep deep down, Starlo knows that Chujin is a kind person who only wants the best for everyone. Chujin is beloved by Ceroba and the Sunnyside family and other residents of the Underground for a reason. The fact that he's such an admirable person drives him a bit nuts, because Starlo knows that he would never be able to measure up to him. It's no wonder that Ceroba fell for him so quickly. How could he ever compare? And as for Chujin's opinion on humans? While he strongly disagrees with Chujin's outright hatred, he does recognize that some humans can be dangerous.)

I would say that Chujin and Starlo would bitch at each other like two Southern belles backhand complimenting each other, except I feel like Starlo lacks the subtlety to be able to dish out those sorts of insults, let alone pick up on them. Instead, they'd try to be silent in each other's presence out of respect for Ceroba. It's a........... very tense silence, to say the least....

[dykedvonte]

Reading MW takes on Twitter is like reading a summary of the Bible from someone who only watched like a Family Guy family special about it

[lunavarley]

this took me like half an hour to make

[kaddyssammlung]

Time-related lyrics from Even in Arcadia

[franeridan]

boy i need to reread dgm for real holy fuck

[colorful-horses]

My review of Miraculous Ladybug S5 so far is that it has a lot of scenes that I like in theory, but in action just end up being very silly and way over dramatic

[picorimori]

some of the “this is bad design because it locked me out of the secret boss” for ch3 (AND 4?!?!?) are insane cause i replayed ch1&2 on the 3rd and I got locked out of Jevil because I forgot to check the elevator out of the prison again and went straight to the final boss

“I shouldn’t have to replay parts of the game to access secret parts of the game” do you hear yourself? You’re gonna replay it again next year anyway its not even a long game

[kalied0skull]

piss your pants……pisss your pants………pisss yourself….oooo

:( i don't wanna :(

[fragmentedblade]

Goodness, apparently Argenti's One and Only is named in Chinese after Rocinante, which is so fitting for him, especially with Himeko's words about him in mind

[windupaidoneus]

well maybe i should try & sleep again. maybe itll work this time. praying

[tortoisesshells]

45. illusion ; for roger and cassandralique.

“Anyway,” said Miss Blair, looking at him curiously over the rim of her coffee-cup, “We ought not to give any credit to Mather – none of those old witch-hunters understood anything about the natural or supernatural world at all.” Roger Collins, absent-minded, stirred his own cup without adding anything to it; thinking the rungs of the conversational ladder had gotten – well – that the conversation had gotten away from him, as the day had, and that Cassandra Blair’s notes from Stokes’s course were taken in a fine strong hand that was familiar, somehow. Mather – of course he knew Mather – Magnalia Christi Americana – the ghost ship of New Haven harbor, the only thing in that old worthy’s opus he could remember at the moment – because of his four years there, or because of the professor’s lecture? Why had he even been there? His thoughts were cobwebs he couldn’t shake loose of, but Cassandra’s eyes were as wide and blue as that harbor must have been, three centuries before.

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[writingbecauserealitysucks]

Is it just me or are we all stuck in Groundhog Day, but instead of Groundhog Day it's Ground Hog year, and instead of us being stuck in 2024 almost 2025 it's actually still 2020 and we are all still confined to our houses, doing tiktok challenges because what else is there to do? And We're all just barely starting high school or we're still preteens because there's no way it's been almost 5 fucking years and we're almost legally allowed to vote or we are already allowed to. Right???? RIGHT?????

[in-tua-deep]

update: while i am still height blind i have discovered that i am ALSO age blind

aka my supervisor had to explain to me that, in fact, for most people my age that do not have Incredibly Ancient Fathers, he is, in fact: dad-coded

me, who has siblings older than him: bizarre

[undeaddie]

Yessssss. Different fandoms for the win. A well-done borderline crack-treated-seriously crossover just HITS.

You mean to tell me there's bitches out there that look Red Hood and don't think "omg u poor bb such trauma, much sadness. Would a Spider-man fix you? Let's give it a whirl."

You're telling ME that Buffy Summers wouldn't have hated Dean Winchesters guts but in the funniest way imaginable?

Are you going to stand there, in front of my face, and tell me, right to my face, that shoving an weirdly well-equipped Xena the Warrior Princess into Game of Thrones where she and Sansa would obviously fall deeply in love doesn't sound like a blast to you? Don't play in my face. 🙄

i hate how non-canon ships have become so controversial nowadays, like i just miss how most people were multi-shippers. we even used to ship characters that were in different fandoms, what happened to that??

[dividedskylane]

rewatching 13 reasons why at the tender age of twenty-four. so many things are wrong with this show, and me.