#tj (thread)

[stcined]

⊹ 𓂃 ｡ ‧ ₊ starter for @trcinwreck.

god,  he  was  so  infuriating  !  not  only  had  she  been  awoken  by  one  of  his  latest  conquests,  peyton  had  found  the  remnants  of  it  the  next  morning  on  the  kitchen  counter  of  all  places.  she  stared  at  the  offending  item  in  disbelief,  as  if  staring  at  it  long  enough  would  erase  it  out  of  existence.  she  grabbed  the  nearest  broom,  picking  up  the  pair  of  panties  on  the  counter  with  the  end  of  the  stick  as  though  they  were  contaminated  (  to  her,  they  were  !  ),  before  stomping  her  way  toward  his  room.  she  kicked  the  door  open,  hoping  it  would  be  loud  enough  to  wake  the  sleeping  idiot,  and  tossed  the  panties  straight  at  his  face.  she  let  the  broom  slip  out  of  her  hand,  making  a  mental  note  never  to  touch  it  again  either.  “honestly,  tj,  are  you  fucking  serious  ?” 

[keolalagaaia]

keo 📲 tj.

Keo: Yo. Keo: If you're looking for me, I'm in Vegas. Keo: How's lovefest central back home? @tjmontgomerys

[youllalwaysbemyporcelain]

@hiddenpxpercuts

Cyrus smiled when he saw TJ walk in. He wasn't usually home at this time, so he knew TJ would be surprise. "Hi love. I missed you." He gets up and kisses him gently.

[marvelforged]

@raregcms  sent:  Otousan...  I  need  you  to  distract  Daddy  for  a  couple  of  hours.  Luna  Snow  is  doing  a  pop-up  appearance  at  this  shop  in  Greenwich  Village  and  I  kind  of  already  have  a  Danger  Room  sim  tonight  I'm  supposed  to  do...  Pleeeeease?  (from  Teej  :D)

ㅤㅤㅤ“….Luna  Snow?”  Logan  echoes  the  name  doubtfully,  a  furrow  to  his  brow  as  he  tries  to  place  where  he's  heard  that  before.  Seems  like  every  day  there's  some  new  superhero  making  headlines,  the  ole  Canuckle  Head  can  hardly  keep  up  with  'em  all. 

ㅤㅤㅤHe  straightens  up  from  hunching  over  his  wood  working  bench,  manual  planer  still  in  hand,  and  eyes  TJ  with  one  eye  squinted.  “….is  there  gonna  be  fightin'  at  this  popper  thing?  How're  you  gettin'  to  Greenwich?”

ㅤㅤㅤAt  least  she's  asking.  If  it'd  been  Jubes,  Logan  would  have  found  an  open  window  and  a  cartoon  drawing  of  her  blowing  him  a  kiss.  The  older  mutant  sets  down  his  tools  and  reaches  for  the  rag  in  his  back  pocket,  wiping  his  hands.  He  figures  as  long  as  the  risk  is  low,  there's  no  harm  in  letting  Talia  play  a  little  hooky.  “Y'can  go  on  one  condition."  The  Canuck  says,  grin  poking  at  the  corner  of  his  mouth.  “…make  up  her  the  danger  room  sesh  by  joining  me  on  the  mansion  grounds  next  week.  Hunter-Prey,  and  y'gotta  catch  me  three  times.” 

[hunt-the-hare]

@throatsplit asked: 「CLIMB 」 : for sender to climb into receivers lap / lila n tj send tj and ask !! ( dont, u will be eaten next )

                Eyes  watch  her  every  move,  like  a  predator  stalking  their  prey.  Sure,  it's  cliche,  but  that  is  exactly  what  Thaddeus  is.  A  predator,  hunting  for  his  next  meal,  and  he  knows  he  has  found  it  in  Delilah.  He  can  just  imagine  how  sweet  her  supple  flesh  would  taste.  Pale  and  colorless-  just  how  he  likes  it.

                "  I  got  an  Envie,  Pauvre  bête,  an'  I  do  think  you'd  fit  dat  bill  so  well.  "  Words  are  slow,  almost  slurred,  though  not  quite.  Eyes  are  half  lidded,  arms  wrapping  around  her  mid  section  as  he  pulls  her  closer.  He  presses  his  nose  to  the  crook  of  her  neck  and  inhales.  She  smells  of  the  sweetest  scent.  He  truly  can't  get  enough  of  her.  It'll  be  a  shame  when  she's  gone.

                "  Y'smell  so  good  I  could  just  eat  y'up  right  here.  "  He  has  no  care  in  the  world  for  where  they  might  be-  words  are  just  that.  Words,  but  if  it  gets  her  to  have  the  right  feelings,  let  her  in  some  more,  he'd  say  all  the  right  words.

                "  Somethin'  wrong,  T-Lila  ??  "

[silascody]

silas 📲 tj.

Silas: Hey its Silas Silas: Got yr voicemail Silas: What kind of work you looking to get done ? @tjmontgomerys

[alfiearmstrongs]

closed for: @tjmontgomerys

where: well played game cafe

Midday at Well Played was one of it's least busy times on a weekday, which is why Alfie was sat at a table across from his friend slurping on a strawberry milkshake he had offered to bring him when he should have been making himself look busy.

"Thanks for this," He says as he swirls his straw around the papercup to dislodge any lumps, "How've you been? Is your mom still terrifying?"

[tjmontgomerys]

closed starter / @sebitorres

location: outside of four leaf

"Do you skulk outside of all the bars in town or are you a bouncer here too?"

[8cfc00]

augh who up feeling like they should be humanely euthanised for liking media the wrong way... sorry for fandomising certain characters but not fandomising others enough in the right way.

[lvciddreamt]

@lovactually

“we just…come from different worlds, i guess.” 

[reallyrandomtj]

@mysticallities said HERE:

To think that this, THIS would disturb her from a pleasant afternoon coffee session! She knew the Commander would always go out of their way to compliment her, but a completely charming stranger?! She nearly choked on her coffee trying to process that compliment. And yet... she was still a complete mess. "W- wh- wha- w- wh- wh- wha- whaaaaaat?!?!?!?! Ack! Gah! Pff! Huh!? Th- t- tha-..." ptoom... a plume of smoke flies from her twintails. "A- are you messing with me?! S- say that again, y- you wouldn't...." she doesn't even make eye contact at him, far too flustered. If there was a world record for how flustered someone could get in the fastest time, she would have the world record, no contest!

A soft chuckled escaped the Knights lips at the others flustered reaction to his compliments about her hair; it was charming, but also concerning as it seemed like she almost choked on her beverage? That certainly wasn't his goal, a beautiful lady choking from his 'simple' compliment about her hair.

"Ah-- pardon me ~ my intentions weren't to 'mess' with you. I was simply admitting in an open manner that I find your hair truly magnificent." which Argenti truly believed otherwise he wouldn't have vocalized his thoughts so boldly to a stranger.

"My name is Argenti, I belong to the Knights of Beauty. Please take a moment to regain your composure, may I request your name?" A hand hovered over his heart, a short respectful bow of his head as Argenti would wait patiently for his question to be answered.

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (2-8 Mar 2025)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 The Village Library Demon-Hunting Society (C.M. Waggoner, author; Cindy Piller, narrator) - extremely entertaining read! recced by my friend door. billed as a 'riotous mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Murder, She Wrote' and surprisingly those comps are extremely accurate. Love the conceit. also really liked what it said about never being too old/cool for whimsy.

😊 His Roommate's Pleasure (Lana McGregor) - enjoyable, short (30K) jock/nerd college roommates erotic romance, delivers precisely what it advertises

💖💖 +158K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

Consensual Catfishing (foresthearts) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 32K - reread. modern AU, told via social media, absolutely delightful. Great art & great execution of the set up.

Broken Bird's Wing (sheafrotherdon) - The Old Guard: Kaysanova, 14K - reread. A 'The Repair Shop' AU, lovely & warm & gentle

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

The Shots You Take Virtual Event (with Rachel Reid & KD Casey)

Handsome - Leslie Jones gives Handsome a happy ending

Doctor Odyssey - s1, e9

Make Some Noise - s3, e19

Smartypants - s2, e1

Death in Paradise - s14, e3

Tech Support | WIRED - Dungeon Master Brennan Lee Mulligan Answers DnD Questions

One Song Podcast - Madonna's "Into the Groove" with Guillermo Díaz

Harley Quinn - s5, e5-8

D20: A Court of Fey and Flowers - "The Rule of Sneakery" (s15, e8)

D20: Adventuring Party - "Doctor Green Hunter" (s10, e8)

D20: A Court of Fey and Flowers - "Theater of War" (s15, e9)

D20: Adventuring Party - "Do Clothes Die?" (s10, e9)

D20: A Court of Fey and Flowers - "You Will Never Know a Lonely Day Again" (s15, e10)

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Our 2025 Oscars Recap

The Sporkful - Eggs, Raw Milk, And Tariffs, Oh My!

Welcome to Night Vale #263 - Hysteria Land

⭐ Rebel Ever After - Trans identity & polyamory in romance with TJ Alexander

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Arizona’s Big, Big Souvenir

Shedunnit - The Mystery Short Story

Vibe Check - Modern Scriptures at On Air Fest

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Favorite SNL Musical Moments

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - This Dog Stole Madrid’s Heart

Switched on Pop - Playing "Hide and Seek" with Imogen Heap

99% Invisible - A Beetle By Any Other Name

Off Menu - Ep 281: David Tennant

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Mickey 17 And What's Making Us Happy

It's Been a Minute - Is Hollywood soft censoring Palestinian art?

Today, Explained - The Zizian "death cult"

Handsome - Pretty Little Episode #29

⭐ The Atlas Obscura Podcast - McAtlas with Gary He

Endless Thread - Terminally Online

⭐ Imaginary Worlds - Fantasy Through a Muslim Lens

⭐ Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - “The Autumn, She’s Been Hit!” The wish that changed Halo forever

Strong Songs - "Fast As You Can" by Fiona Apple

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

True Metal Warriors

'80s Prom Dance

Letters to Cleo

MAYHEM [Lady Gaga] {2025}

Relaxing '80s Rock

Presenting Dua Lipa

The Romantics

[aiden-stevens]

CLOSED STARTER for @tjmontgomerys at oasis

Aiden reenters Oasis through the smoker’s door with nicotine and tobacco clinging to the collar of his flannel. He spots TJ when he steps up to the bar for his next drink.

“Yo.”

He hopes his voice carries over the sound of Lil’ Jon and Youngbloodz. The stage is fair enough away a conversation can be held, but he also isn’t sure if TJ is paying attention. "Haven't seen you around for a bit. Where'd you fuck off to?"

[youllalwaysbemyporcelain]

@hiddendarkrosesx

Cyrus was nervous for the ball. He was always nervous at things like this, but having TJ here made things better. "The decorations are amazing."

[mackmontgomery]

closed for: @tjmontgomerys

where: sharky’s halloween party

Mack never said no to two things: a whimsical plan and bathroom cocaine, especially not when the latter was being offered offered by a purple teletubby who was as eager to forget their night as he was.

( Down with DJs, tomato tomato. )

In a most terrifying turn, he spots a person moving through the crowd on his return in a costume frightening enough that it gave Longlegs pause.

( The line sharing teletubby wouldn't give him bad coke, right? )

He was about to thoroughly wig the fuck out and ask the brother shaped skinwalker how the fuck had they pulled that off, until he draws nearer and he realises it's his actual brother.

Flesh, blood and touch-and-go hairline.

"JT?" He asks, like he always did when he wanted to annoy him, eyeing him with complete suspicion, "How the fuck are you here? Why the fuck are you here? The fuck?"

[cynosurems]

collette and tj. @wildmuses

𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖺𝖼𝗁 , though she supposed she should've expected it . still , it didn't stop her hoping every day that daisy would come to her senses and drop him like a sack of potatoes . ❛ fucking christ , you're here too ? ❜ her earlier encounter with erin hadn't exactly put collette in a good mood , she found herself ruminating more than she would've liked over the apology , she didn't enjoy how it made her feel nor did she enjoy that it seemed to be affecting her more than she thought . maybe it was the alcohol , maybe the cigarettes had finally rotted through to her brain , maybe she was just losing brain cells the longer she stood next to him . ❛ no , i don't know where she is . no , i wouldn't tell you if i knew . any other questions ? ❜