#welcome to night vale

[nightvaleofficial]

[madzwashere]

Petition to bring back Hey There, Cecil because I miss my gossipy radio host giving people advice

[kevin--of-desert-bluffs]

Love when Cecil doxxes the people he's talking about. Just can't help himself and has to tell us where they live.

[safirefire]

not now kitten, daddy’s hovering 4 feet off the ground in the studio bathroom thinking about his ex, the witch that cursed him into this cat body and- no don’t touch my legs!

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[croffle-bits]

Fighting God in his own home

[halluciniwaynia]

listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

[vilevilescorpio]

[regicidal-defenestration]

A bus is basically the classic thing to wait in the rain for

[kyathedino]

Notes goal post. Because why not.

I don't expect this to get very much attention, but I need motivation for some stuff so here we go I suppose

20 notes and I'll drink some water

50 and ill brush my teeth every night for the next week

100 and I'll start actually studying for my tests

150 and I'll weed my garden

200 and ill wash my hair regularly for the next month (like every other day)

300 ill start actually packing my lunches for school and eating them for two weeks

400 ill start eating food that's good for me, and have protein semiregularly

500 ill start taking my vitamins again so I can stop being malnourished

600 ill start going on walks again

700 ill clean my room

800 ill start reading and writing more

900 ill fully delete all of my suicide notes and wills that I've written

1000 ill throw away the razors

1500 ill be honest with my parents about all my physical issues and go to a medical professional

2000 ill ask my mom to let me go to therapy again

2500 ill stop starving myself when I'm mad at myself for one whole month

3000 I'll start like really trying again to be happy

5000 ill begin to actually try to be a good person, even considering my limits and all that

10000 ill listen to the entirety of welcome to nightvale (the real incentive here)

Spam allowed, tagging allowed, the deadline is October 22.

have fun

[potato-lord-but-not]

put all the podcast guys in a room together for group therapy

[just-another-depressed-frog]

I've just started listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast, and I'm pretty sure that everyone in Night Vale only hates Desert Bluffs because they're the normal version of Night Vale.

[kostektyw]

some buttons for the fellow voters out there

Edit: more designs and some info available here :)

[tapiocats]

*Carlos' voice* THAT'S MY HUSBAND !!!

[tefmiles]

at first i did not care for the sexy man polls but seeing cecil come back from the shadows to absolutely kill and destroy and remind everyone of the sexy man ROOTS and now i’m left patriotic like im rooting for my favorite long forgotten baseball team with all these fans who have never heard of the Spider Wolves before

[tarottss]

AND HERE COMES CECIL PALMER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR