#tobirama: unwillingly along for the ride (literally)

[oh-no-its-bird]

Goodmorning everypony (its literally midnight) I just had a really messy dream about modern au separated at birth twins Tobirama and Itama, where Itama kind of sort of accidentally kidnaps literal royalty Tobirama— while for totally unrelated reasons, a plot to kill Butsama, his wife, and the Senju brothers (and presumably somehow take power(?)) is set into motion

(The Senju were like actual royalty for some reason, Butsama was a king, his wife who went unnamed but got a weird amount of scenes in my dream was a queen, etc. Itama, separated at birth from Tobirama for some reason, was raised as a normal guy)

By the pure chance of Itama happening to have kidnapped Tobirama at that time (genuinley an accident and done while he was high out of his mind and just kind of rolling w it, intending to put him back where he found later when Tobirama had calmed down and also the cops are gone (he doesn't seem to realize Tobirama is a prince)) Tobirama escaped the scheme to kill him by a fucking hair— but now Itama is being blamed for the murder of the king and queen and Tobirama, already having a bad reputation, is also being blamed for it (don't ask me where Hashirama is)

Tobirama can't just come forward and say "bitch wtf no I didn't" bc there's a good chance that the second he's in custody, the person who killed his parents will now kill him

Itama is kinda roped into helping just bc Tobirama has deemed him useful and will strangle him if he doesnt (he totally attempted to just go "damn that sucks. Good luck with that lmao, sorry ab the kidnapping thing." and walk off like. Almost as soon as they heard ab Butsama dying)

Oh right also Tobirama was accidentally kidnapped when Itama was in the middle of on purpose kidnapping literal infant Kawarama, who is his halfbrother (and this Tobirama's tho neither realize it)

There was something going on with Itama I can't really explain, he had some sort of "this guy is more important and powerful than you realize" vibes for him totally unrelated to the separated at birth thing. He has something going on, and he used some like funky spacial magic shit to kidnap Tobirama that was really fucking dangerous and involved driving a speeding car off a cliff and teleporting out of it at the perfect time to make sure they don't all die. It was very convoluted.

Whatever was happening w him was probably related to why he of all people could and was believabley blamed for killing the fucking king and queen. It was also related to why the fuck he was kidnapping Kawarama in such an insane and convoluted way

It's kinda cool to think ab him getting wrapped up in Tobirama's conspiracy shit while Tobirama simultaneously gets wrapped up in his too

Anyways that was my dream (but like cleaned up and written down in a much more understandable way. And also cutting out the "driving a speeding car off a cliff w a drugged out of his mind Tobirama tied up in the backseat as he timed his every move to teleportinf out of this parallel dimension in order to not kill them all" scene that felt like it took an hour)

The whole dream was viewed like a fucking movie, but I was seeing it from the perspective of someone reading it as if it was a fic— which I only remember bc there were several moments where I started gushing ab how good Itama's characterization in the story was and how much I loved him and the "author" for writing him this way

Fun times. Maybe I'll think ab it as an actual narrative later