#tomas haugen x reader

[child0feden]

KINKY BUSINESS

bård “ faust ” eithun x reader - vegard “ ihsahn ” tveitan x reader - tomas “ samoth ” haugen x reader

- nsfw headcanons for some kinks i think the emperor members would have!

i love these men so much! might write a part two of this for the other members <3

- view my metal masterlist here

reading music recommendations: the chosen ones by massemord - temptation and pleasure by anal vomit

* 18 + content ahead, please do not read if you are a minor *

⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ BÅRD “ FAUST ” EITHUN

KNIFEPLAY

- bård is definitely one of the more gentle members of emperor but that does not mean he is just an innocent little angel, absolutely not! not at all… it just means he is very careful with all of his kinks and he is very mindful of just how rough he gets during sex

✩ he really loves holding his little pocket knife right up to your jugular whilst fucking into you from behind, he always makes sure to hold own his thumb just under the sharp blade so that it does not actually have even a slight chance of cutting into your flesh…

THREESOMES

- these casual and very frequent threesomes mostly happen with either vegard or tomas! they are the two people who bård is the closest to in life and they are the two people who he feels would actually be able to treat you almost as well as he does

✩ a lot of the time, these threesomes take place after concerts! with the three of you going back to your and bårds shared apartment as an innocent little trio and then it just kind of happens… they are usually spurred on by you and bård sloppily making out and getting overly handsy in front of vegard or tomas, you feeling bad about it, asking if he maybe wants to join the two of you for an intimate night together and him never refusing… because are you crazy? he would be insane to ever say no to you

- they almost always either spit roast you or they do double penetration with you riding bård as vegard or tomas thrusts into you from behind whilst their cocks brutalise your cunt, they hold your neck in their hand and tilt your head back towards them just to shove their tongue into your warm mouth whilst bård is a complete mess under you…

FILMING

- well, we all know how much bård just loves his snuff horror movies right? so why would he not make his own little movie with you? even if his movie with you is definitely not classified as a horror movie

✩ bård has his own little handheld camcorder that he either holds in one of his hands whilst fucking into you as you lay back on your shared bed or he props the camera up somewhere on your bedside table to capture the sight of both you and him as you ride his cock… or sometimes even to capture the sight of three of you because bård definitely wants to watch some of those threesomes with vegard or tomas back! he absolutely loves when you look directly into the camera lens, your pupils all blown out with a beyond fucked out look on your heated face

- he labels the vhs tapes with a black marker, usually titling the homemade porno tapes some really corny porn mock title of his favourite horror movies… he just thinks it is funny…

VEGARD “ IHSAHN ” TVEITAN ⋆ ˚｡ ⋆

WAXPLAY

- vegard is extremely similar to bård in the way that he is very gentle during sex with you but he is still very kinky!

✩ he absolutely adores lighting a crimson red wax candle and slowly fucking into you whilst waiting for it to burn a substantial amount of wax… when there is eventually enough red wax collected in the top of the candle, he will stop thrusting much to your more than clear displeasure and lean over your naked body to grab the still burning candle from your wooden bedside table

- vegars pours the wax at a slow snails pace for the first couple of heavy drips, he wants to ease your mind and your body into the sharp heat and just gets progressively more generous with the drips as time goes on, resuming his deep thrusts into you at a faster pace and admiring the way your mouth drops open to release pained yet pleasured moans as the red candle wax delivers stern burn after stern burn to the previously unmarked flesh of your stomach and your upper chest…

BREEDING

- if any of the emperor band members were going to have a breeding kink, i just know for sure that it would be vegard…

✩ vegard can really see himself settling down with you in the near future, he can really see himself living in a beautiful house with you and having a real family to love and cherish with you

- obviously he does not actually want a kid right now, at least not for the most part! but sometimes when the two of you are almost completely lost in a storm of lust whilst having sex, it just kind of comes over him and overtakes him! vegard gets almost primal and realises there is little to no stronger way to lay his claim on you than putting his child inside of you! and gosh, he thinks you would look so beautiful whilst pregnant with his baby, he thinks you would look so beyond perfect carrying his little baby inside of you and your shared friend group would have to just watch as you grow his child knowing they have always wanted a shot with you and now they have no absolutely chance at all… it just really gets him going and almost clouds his judgement as well as his rationality…

period sex

♡ he LOVES fucking you on your period, so so so much…

୨୧ not only does he get to take away some of your pain ( orgasms taking away period pain is the greatest gift i’ve ever received in my life ) but he gets to see his cock completely coated in your warm, crimson red blood as he thrusts in and out of your cunt <3

♡ the sight is enough to keep him hard for SO long even after he’s came multiple times so you usually go for a lot of rounds when you’re on your period, at least until you get sensitive and physically can’t handle anymore… if he’s still hard when this happens you usually just suck him off

⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ TOMAS “ SAMOTH ” HAUGEN

gunplay

♡ i mean, we’ve all seen that picture of him with the revolver, right? i just know he LOVES gunplay…

୨୧ he’d take so much pleasure in teasing you with it! slowly dragging the cold steel barrel across your nipples, down your stomach and dipping the tip just under the hem of your underwear

♡ he likes having his finger on the trigger too, even though there’s no bullets inside the revolver it still gives you both a thrill seeing his finger placed on it… he loves fucking you with the barrel too, sliding it in and out of you, watching as it gets covered in your wetness, making the steel shine as you writhe and moan

bondage

♡ i feel like this goes one for all of the members but in different ways!

୨୧ samoth is definitely the roughest and most dominant member, he ties you up to restrict you, to have power over you, he couldn’t care less if you’re getting rope burn as he roughly thrusts into you slowly yet so hard… he’ll only care about it if you use your safe word or during aftercare

♡ he doesn’t just do the casual tie your hands to the bed frame bondage either, he loves the full body bondage stuff like hogties, the kind of bondage that will really keep you restricted and at his mercy <3

public sex

♡ i feel like he’s also the most confident and unafraid member of emperor, the one that cares the absolute least about consequences…

୨୧ he especially likes fucking you in cemeteries, wether it’s during the day or night, he doesn’t really care, he’ll take you on top of a grave anytime… you guys don’t get fully undressed though, usually it’s just him unbuttoning his leather pants, pulling them down just enough to slip his cock out and you lifting your skirt, pulling off your underwear ( the rare times you actually wear them anyways, he prefers easy access at all times ) and handing them to him for him to pocket!

♡ to any people passing by, at first it might just look like two people in a heated make out session with him on top of you but if they look for a minute longer and really listen, they’d see his hips jutting, the way your heels dig into his back and your shared breathy moans <3

[princess-lvcifer]

one last kiss

samoth x f!reader • drabble • h/c

The murder of Øystein at the hands of Varg the year before had brought the Norwegian black metal scene to its knees. The police, quite rightly, started a witch hunt and unfortunately her boyfriend's hands were smeared with ashes. In 1994 he was sentenced to sixteen months in prison for burning a church together with the murderer. The previous months had been very hard, and his girlfriend had been a great support for him — this made him fall even more in love with her, but he feared that she loved him less.

"You know I love you madly," he said to his girlfriend as they lay on his bed, cuddling together and entwining their legs, "but..." That word caused her to tense up and look at him in confusion. "If you want to leave me I'll understand, you've put up with enough."

"I don't want to leave you. I love you," she said very seriously and convinced, and moved the guitarist, who took her hand and kissed it. "I'll wait for you," she said stroking his chin with her fingertips.

"Are you sure?" he asked saddened, melancholy for a moment he was still living. He didn't think he'd ever go to prison, when he burned down that church he didn't think he'd get caught. He and the rest of them felt powerful and unstoppable back then.

"Yeah, it's not long," she shrugged, trying to take the weight off the matter. "Maybe if you behave yourself you'll get a few months off. Faust has it worse. ...And Varg."

"I won't promise to behave if I see him," he joked and she hit him on the chest as she smiled, a smile that spread to his, but was short-lived on their faces. "I'm going to miss you."

"Me too, but don't worry, I'll come visit you whenever I can. We can handle this," she said before their lips fused together.

A/N: Couldn't find a gif of him but a think the banner looks cool that way too.

English isn't my first language, sorry if something was weird expressed.

Crossposted on my AO3.

[child0feden]

IF THREE IS A CROWD, WHAT THE HELL IS FIVE?

bård “ faust ” eithun x reader x vegard “ ihsahn ” tveitan x tomas “ samoth ” haugen x terje “ tchort ” schei

- nsfw headcanons for a fivesome with emperor!

this is so… i do not even know! this is kind of messily written and it got kind of sloppy towards the end because i kept losing track of where people were and stuff lolol, super sorry about that… hope you guys still like it! this is honestly the most stressful thing i have ever wrote lol, love it though <3

- view my metal masterlist here

reading music recommendations: dreams like deserts by aura noir - rip you without care by pungent stench

* 18 + content ahead, please do not read if you are a minor *

- you and bård had already been dating for quite a little while before the fivesome with his band members actually happens!

✩ the two of you obviously had a very healthy sex life and were pretty open with each other when it comes to trying out new things…

- but one new thing that bård was slightly nervous to bring up to you was the possibility of sharing you with all of his band mates

✩ what he did not know was that you were thinking about the exact same thing and were just as nervous to bring it up to him as he was to you!

- but like all things in the world, it was bound to come out eventually… both of you are overly drunk one night, you are sitting comfortably on his lap and softly making out with each other in the darkest corner of a bar as some small black metal band is playing up on the small stage, his band mates are lost somewhere in the crowd! during the make out session, you just barely hear bård mumble something into the open space of your mouth but it is so loud in the cramped bar that you could not make out what he said at all and ask him to repeat it, moving your mouth away from his and turning head to the side so that he could talk into your ear

“ wanna share you… want you to fuck ihsahn and the others… you don’have to… won’t make you, ‘s just been on my mind ” ( the slight shake and obvious nervousness in his voice is something you very rarely hear from him and you immediately turn back towards him, slamming your mouth back against his )

✩ the second you whisper a quiet yet firm and excited “ yes ” into his mouth, you feel his soft lips turn into a small smile and his hands tighten around your hips… now the only standing question was how the hell do you guys bring it up to his friends?

- when you and bård go home to your shared apartment that night, you go alone and discuss the future fivesome after having some steamy and desperate sex on top of the kitchen counter, i mean… you guys were just super horny, both of you were just so excited by sharing the same filthy fantasy…

✩ the next day, bård calls up all of his band mates and invites them over late in the afternoon! he does not tell them much at all, just telling them you guys wanted to talk about a little something with them

- they arrive pretty quickly, their curiosity obviously peaked and causing them to speed walk towards your shared apartment

✩ when the door finally knocks, bård stands up and leaves your side on the couch to let them in but does plant a lingering kiss to your cheek before he goes

- when the small group enters your living room, they greet you with a quiet mix of “ hello ” and “ hi ” before sitting just across from you on the couch whilst bård sits back down by your side

✩ it does not even take more than a few seconds for vegard to be the one to speak up first

“ so… what did you guys want to talk about? you’re not pregnant, are you? we need you on the drums, bård, not raising a kid ” ( he is joking, of course, and you lean across the couch to smack him on the shoulder as the others laugh )

- you blurt it out after sharing a slightly nervous look with bård, trying to say it in a way that does not sound crazy and come off like a big stupid joke

“ well… you know, me and bård have been thinking… just kind of thinking about you know… having a fivesome, i guess? i don’t know… oh my fuck, bård?! speak, please?! ” ( he speaks but it is not much better than what you said at all, he just awkwardly explains that he wants to share you with them )

✩ the small living room is dead silent as they stare right ahead at you and bård… and once again, it is vegard who speaks up first

“ oh… are you guys joking or no? i hope you’re not because that’s hot " ( the others let out quiet hums of agreement, their eyes darting back and fourth between the two of you )

- once you have assured them that nope, neither of you are joking in the slightest, it does not take long for the five of you to get right down to business

✩ bård makes the first move, of course he does! gesturing with his hand and his head for you to go over to whoever you want to take first as he goes to grab some lube and condoms from your shared bedroom down the hall

- you choose terje for the first, he has always been so cute to you… he is the quietest and he is ever so slightly creepy but oh so cute too…

✩ his eyes widen as you approach him first and straddle his lap, grabbing his jaw in your hand and tilting his head up towards you to share an open mouthed kiss

- as you are sharing the heated and sloppy kiss with terje, tomas approaches you from behind and lifts the fabric of your skirt up around your waist, pulling your soft lace panties down your legs, throwing them over to vegard who swiftly catches them in his hand whilst tomas slides his fingers through your now slick cunt, lathering them with your juices before moving them up towards your asshole and gently pressing them inside

✩ breaking away from the kiss with terje, you moan out in clear pleasure at the feeling of tomas pushing his fingers into you and throw your head back towards tomas, allowing him to place open mouthed kisses down the flesh of your neck and terje to pull off your shirt, fondling your tits in his calloused hands as he sighs at the feeling of you beginning to grind down on his leather covered crotch which by this point was already in a noticeable tent

- bård returns to the living room from the bedroom, placing some condoms and lube onto the small wooden coffee table before sitting back down on the couch next to vegard and watching you with his two friends, a deep blush covering his cheeks, rubbing a hand down over his crotch as he hardens in his pants

✩ vegards eyes are glued to you as he takes his own cock out of his pants, beginning to slowly slide his hand up and down his hardened length, pre cum already leaking from his tip from the sight of you being such a whore in front of him

- it does not take long for you to be impaled on terjes cock in the cowgirl position as he lays back on the couch with his cold hands gripping your naked tits, bouncing on him as you share a flurry of hasty kisses whilst letting out loud moans in between

✩ hearing some noise, you look back over your shoulder and find tomas putting on a lubed up condom before approaching you again and placing his hands down upon your hips to slow you down

- terje lets out a desperate whine at the feeling of your movements slowing atop of him, causing tomas to tut and roll his eyes before kneeling behind you, over terjes legs, spreading your ass and spitting on your hole which causes you to let out something in between a gasp and a moan, lining up his erect cock and pushing inside with a deep groan at the resistance he faces and the tightness around him

✩ upon seeing this, bård slowly stands up and approaches you… his hand gently stroking your hair out of your heated face as you look up at him with a cockdrunk look in your wide eyes before he pushes his own cock into your welcoming mouth and muffles your moans

- whilst four of his closest friends are getting down and dirty right in front of him, vegard is still sat on the opposite couch, quietly moaning under his breath as he observes the sight and rubs his cock even faster, simply wanting to observe for the time being

✩ the living room is filled with pleasured moans, yours being muffled around bårds cock and skin smacking against skin

- terje cums first, his mouth dropping open in an almost overly loud moan and his nails dig into the sensitive skin of your tits as he holds them in his hands

✩ but you do not stop bouncing on his cock, you cannot stop, you are far too in love with the feeling of being completely stuffed in all three of your holes

- and there is nothing terje can do at all, he just suffers through the overstimulation, letting out even louder moans and even some whimpers whilst tomas continues pounding away at your ass, mumbling filthy words of praise to you under his breath

“ got such a tight ass, baby… fuck… can barely fuckin fit my cock inside of you ” ( no but really, it just barely fits inside… it does not help that his cock is so girthy )

✩ whilst tomas is mumbling filthy words of praise, bård is whispering sweet words of praise whist stroking your hair as you bob your head up and down his length

“ doing so good, pretty girl… taking me so deep in your throat, fuck… keep going, love you so much… ” ( you have already cum once at this point but his praise draws you to another high, much to the delight of terje and tomas as you tighten around them even more )

- as you speed up your head movements, tomas speeds up his deep thrusts into your asshole, terje is just a mess of moans and sweat under you with his eyes screwed shut, having cum once again due to your walls squeezing him

✩ bård and tomas cum at nearly the exact same time, bård letting out a string of curses, grabbing your head and pushing your mouth all the way down onto his cock as his pubes tickle your nose and tomas letting out a deep groan, grabbing your hips and slamming in as deep as he can possibly go

- bård slowly pulls out of your mouth and makes you show him his cum on your tongue, panting and softly stroking your cheek as you lower your jaw and stick your tongue out, showcasing the salty white ropes he left coating your pink tongue

“ good girl, did so good… swallow it now, my pretty girl ” ( for a second, as you hold a deep eye contact with your boyfriend, you forget that you are being dogged out by his friends… but that is quickly broken by vegard calling out “ okay… is it my turn now? or no? ” yeah, he is so ready )

✩ terje goes and sits on an armchair across the room, his head thrown back, eyes closed tight and panting as he tries to catch his breath whilst his cock begins to soften

- by this point, your thighs are already cramping slightly and you feel more fucked out than you have ever been…

✩ but you do not think it is done there though, do you? oh no, they are all having a turn with you…

- you choose to ride bård and vegard slots in just behind you, slipping his cock just above bårds and sliding into your soaked cunt

✩ whilst they are busy moaning, cussing under their stuttered breaths and rocking their cocks into you, their hands gripping your hips and thighs, no doubt leaving bruises behind, tomas kneels on the couch next to bård and directly in front of you

- tomas roughly grabs your face, one of his hands moving to the back of your head whilst the other pats your cheek and shoves his thumb into your mouth as you whine and drool around it

“ you gonna suck my cock, pretty girl? yeah? come here ” ( with how roughly he smashed his lips against yours, you thought he had knocked out some of your teeth… he is a sloppy, rough kisser, with spit making its way around your mouth and down your chin )

✩ tomas repeats what bård had done just minutes earlier, but much rougher, shoving your head down onto his cock as you hum and moan around the thickness

- you can feel yet another orgasm coming over you as the three men continue working their cocks into you, your cunt tightening around bård and vegard like a vice as tomas holds your head down on his cock, throwing his head back as your increased moans vibrate around him

✩ when you squirt around them due to overstimulation, it sets off a domino effect in the three men, all three following suit and cumming just seconds after you, the feeling of your juices gushing out around them and dripping down their cocks being too much to handle as they reach their release inside of you, bård moaning the loudest whilst vegard follows closely behind with breathy yells of “ oh god! ” and “ fuck! holy shit! ”

- well, only bård is really coming inside of you! since vegard is sporting a condom and tomas pulls out of your warm mouth to shoot ropes of cum across your face whilst you tiredly smirk up at him before cleaning most of it off with your finger and taking it into your mouth, sucking the cum from it as tomas looks down at you with an almost impressed look in his dark eyes

✩ as the four of you catch your breath, terje calls over and asks if that is it, because according to him, you look just a little worse for wear… well, that is not exactly what he said but you know…

“ is that it? i think it is, right? jeez… you look really… uh… not fucked up but, you know… you still look pretty though, obviously! ” ( good save terje, you just giggle and throw him a sleepy wink before he looks away from you with a blush coating his cheeks, as if you did not just ride him to hell and back )

- the rest of the boys start redressing after they have caught their breaths and checked on you, you stay seated atop of bård as his cock softens inside of you, his hand gently rubbing up and down your naked back before moving into a sitting upright position and grabbing his black cotton venom shirt from the floor for you to put on

✩ you are so tired, you cannot even bare to put the shirt on yourself, so bård pulls it over your body for you, placing a gentle kiss on your head as he strokes your warm cheek

“ you did so good, pretty girl… so fucking good, the best… y’enjoyed yourself, yeah? ” ( all you can muster up is a hummed response of “ mhm ” and a soft nod into his neck )

- before long, his band mates are all cleaned up and fully dressed, coming over to the two of you to bid you both goodbye, terje giving you a shy kiss on the cheek paired with a quiet “ thank you… bye ” whilst vegard and tomas both give you a sloppy kiss on your lips and give bård a fist bump, bidding you both a goodnight and even an apology from vegard as he is very aware of how sore you will be in the morning, tomas just smirks as he hears it! they tell you both to call them in the morning, just to make sure you are all good

✩ when they have left and the apartment door slams closed behind them, bård is still just stroking your back and placing kisses to your head before mentioning that you need a bath and some food, finally sliding his soft cock out of you as you whine, carrying you bridal style to the bathroom for a hot shower together

“ you need a shower, pretty girl… and some food after, i’ll make you something when you’re in bed, hm? some toast? yeah? c’mon then ” ( when you are in the shower together, the praise from bård is non stop and he is gently washing your hair and body for you, bending down slightly to press kisses to your skin )

- yeah, you are definitely going to be sore in the morning alright, but you and bård would not have it any other way <3

[child0feden]

HERALD OF DEMISE

tomas “ samoth ” haugen x reader

- general dating headcanons for tomas!

still kind of cannot believe people actually like my stuff enough to request things… love it, hope you like this anon! reader is referenced to have boobs and be shorter than tomas but they are not major things <3

- requested by anon | view my metal masterlist here

reading music recommendations: when the dead walk the earth by gorefest - black millennium by mutiilation

- as i have previously mentioned in his nsfw alphabet, tomas is just a huge fan of your boobs!

✩ when you guys first met, his eyes were absolutely glued to them, watching them bounce softly as you walked towards him…

- he gave you a simple and quiet yet firm greeting, his voice deepened with a cloud of lust shadowing over his head as he kept his eyes trained on your chest before slowly raking them upwards towards your face which was just as hypnotising for him

✩ yeah, he is a very confident man… pretty quiet but notably confident, well, tomas is quiet unless he feels he has to speak up about something

- tomas had so many lustful fantasies about you before you guys started dating, it was really bad… he felt like a simple little teenager in high school getting his very first crush, he imagined doing quite literally everything and anything with you

✩ you guys got together after he finally decided to make a move on you and you hooked up one night, obviously he knew he felt something deeper for you and asked you flat out if you just wanted to try out dating! and alas, you absolutely did

- tomas is a very protective guy and his height obviously comes in really handy with scaring off any unwanted attention towards you

✩ oh is there a guy very clearly bugging you whilst tomas is away grabbing some beer at the bar?

- he will walk right back over, place the beers down onto the table and loom over you whilst staring the guy right in the eyes, raising an eyebrow with a stern and almost threatening look flooding his eyes

“ d’you need something? why are you here? fuck off… dickhead… ” ( his voice gets so incredibly deep when he is irritated or angry, it is hot as hell and he absolutely knows the affect it has on you as he watched you clamp your thighs together in your seat )

✩ after scaring the guy off, tomas will usually make sure you are definitely fine and okay, gently patting your thigh and taking your hand in his, his calloused hand giving a soft and reassuring squeeze to yours

- tomas absolutely teaches you how to shoot his revolver, both for protection and for fun!

✩ he takes you out to the desolate woods and sets up some empty glass bottles for you to aim for, getting behind you and leaning down to rest his chin on your shoulder, firmly positioning his rough hands over yours as they hold the steel revolver and adjusting your aim whilst mumbling in your ear

“ move your finger closer to the trigger, right here… that’s it, y’got it… mhm, move a little to the left here ” ( you try so hard to not let lust overtake you at the sound of his heavenly deep voice in your ear, his big hands on yours and his crotch pressed right up against you from behind )

- when you are just about to shoot, tomas will remove his hands from yours and secure them over your ears instead, at least just for the very first shot so that you do not get too shocked or shaken by the loud bang that is bound to ring out

✩ if you manage to shatter one of the glasses on your first bullet, he is so beyond proud! looking down at you with a boyish smirk before softly smacking your butt and placing a gentle kiss on your head, proclaiming you are a “ natural born gunslinger ” as you laugh quietly and lean back into him whilst his hands take their place on your hips

- tomas absolutely loves when you wear his necklace! to him, it is a sign that you love him and always want something to remind you of him and for outsiders, it works as a sign that you are very much spoken for

✩ i mean, tomas would never ever give his necklace to just anyone! he has to really feel an immense love for them and trust them, some may say it is just a simple little necklace but it is not just that to him

- tomas is a major shower guy! he is kind of just too tall and lanky to really take and fully enjoy baths so he opts for showers, of course he almost always pulls you in with him too…

✩ sometimes he forgets just how tall he really is and stands in front of you in the small shower, effectively blocking almost all of the water from actually hitting you at all

- often times you have to laugh and gently tap him on the shoulder for him to realise he is blocking you from getting any water

✩ tomas will just give a deep chuckle before taking your hands and pulling you in front of him, placing his hands on your hips before leaning down to you for a quick kiss that will likely turn deeper and more full of lust in mere seconds of your lips meeting

- you have probably worn his turtleneck top so many times! admittedly it is pretty big on you but it feels absolutely amazing to wear in autumn and winter, i just know it is so incredibly comfy and smells exactly like his natural musk with just a tiny hint of his aftershave or cologne

✩ tomas really loves when you wear it though! it always brings a tiny smile across his face before he accuses you of only being with him so that you can constantly steal his clothes

- another thing tomas really likes is when you sit on his lap! wether it be at home or even in a public space

✩ no matter your height nor your weight, he will always pull you over onto his lap and mumble in your ear to make yourself comfy whilst roping an arm around your waist to hold you in place, his slim fingers tapping three times to symbolise a silent “ i love you ”

- i can see tomas being really into pda but in a kind of strange way, per say

✩ tomas does not participate in pda to look cool nor show off, he just generally really likes kissing you and feeling up on you…

- this man will never not be tightly holding your hand in his as you walk somewhere, he is a huge fan of hand holding! it is one of those small things that he just cannot get enough of for some reason

✩ i feel like he probably runs hot so his hands will always warm yours up so much in winter and just about anytime you are feeling a little cold! if that still does not warm them up completely, he is definitely one of those guys who will bring your hands up to his mouth and blow into them whilst rubbing them to try and warm them up a bit more for you

- one time you mentioned how you should really pick up some mittens or gloves for yourself and tomas nearly yelled in disapproval but he quickly composes himself

✩ he just tells you he thinks body heat is much better, gloves? gloves are absolutely no use, just hold his hand… no way is he losing this, he loves holding your hand and warming it up for you but will not just come out and admit that…

- tomas is seriously just so pretty and i bet he is totally one of those guys who secretly really loves being pampered by their partner

✩ i mean, he will definitely act like all the cream and products you are putting on him are just so useless and stupid but deep down he really likes it!

“ fuckin what? the hell is that? and what’s that do? you’re buying bullshit, babe, bullshit… and why is there so many different names for this shit? ” ( he grumbles and moans but if this stuff makes you happy, he will buy as many bullshit face creams you want! so long as long as you let him give you a facial if you know what i mean )

- tomas never really had someone care for him this much and your soft fingers massaging creams into his pale face just feels really good <3

[child0feden]

- urghhh i do not know quite what this is… it is a piece inspired by the relationship between count victor and countess emilie from a plague tale: requiem and i could not decide on who to write it for so i will just let you choose since no names are mentioned at all! though i wrote it with varg, tomas and duke ( count duke just sounds amazing too ) lingering the most in my mind :)

it is kind of super bad and very half done but i did not want to just trash it and i am obsessed with count victor and countess emilie so i figured i would just post it even if it is not great at all lolol! hopefully some of you know the game and the characters storyline otherwise this will be very confusing… could be read as a medieval kind of timeline au or just average since nothing gets too insane…

he does it to protect you from all possible harm is what he convinced himself of all that time ago… he does it so that you can have the happiness that he knows you deserve more than anything is what he tells himself everyday… he does it because he loves you with his whole entire being is what he knows…

he feeds you the falsified story all the time, ever since he first began thinking of sweeping you away from your less than desirable family and the mundane life that you found so tiresome and the life that he knew you just wanted to be free from he knew that he would need to give you something to believe in, he knew that he needed to feed you something that would give you hope… one thing he always knew is how deeply you yearned for a child and yet this earth that he already held so much disdain for had made it close to impossible, you were unable to bear a child of your own but still, he saw how motherly you were and he saw how your broken heart yearned for true motherhood to come to you and fill you with a new kind of love to give… and he knew that he was going to give hope to you, he knew that he was going to give you a child no matter what he had to do and no matter what or who got in his way because one thing he knew for sure is that you were his light in the darkness and he could see his bright light becoming dimmer with time, he was not going to let his beautiful light get snuffed out into complete darkness…

maybe it is true that religion was never quite his thing at all and he often opposed it so much, maybe it is true that he does not even believe the stories and tales that he always tells you of “ the child of embers ” that is sure to return home to their rightful parents when the time is right, the blessed mother and father who are none other than the two of you who devout so much of yourselves to their tale… maybe it is true that deep down he knows it is all a white lie, nothing more than a tale he himself made up to give you something to believe in and to give you something to await with anticipation and excitement flowing through your veins instead of all of the upsetting and tired senses that once riddled your beautiful mind…

deep down he knows that you are in a sense gone… the beautiful person you are still stands tall on the outside but deep down he knows that your mind is almost entirely gone as you devout yourself to nothing more than his made up tale but it is his duty to protect you and it is his life to serve you and make sure that you are happy and whilst you may be gone in a sense? you look so happy and you look so hopeful… deep down he knows that your happiness and hope may come from your delusion for a tale which was set aflame by his own fire but he did what he did out of love for you and he did it out of his true devotion to you… everything he does is for you, everything he says and everything he does is to give you hope once more… everything he does is to make sure that you keep on living with hope and, albeit falsified and deluded, happiness in your heart…

if outsider people knew what he made up and fed to you to give you hope once more, if outsider people knew what the two of your poured so much time into with so much dedication especially in your heart… if outsider people saw just how deluded and lost in a fantasy tale you had become… they would call him all kinds of things, they would surely try to take you away from him and they would never understand that he did it for you, he did it all for you… he made it all up for you and out of his upmost love for you, he fed you the story to nourish pure love and blooming hope into your heart once more… he would always do anything for you, to love you and protect you and some people would just never understand that… some people will never understand what your heart needs, what you need but he does… he always will…

your child that you had hoped for so long to come to you, your child who you had prayed to and celebrated for, your child of embers that would come home to you soon and he would make sure of it, no matter what he had to do, he would not let anything come between you <3

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dad! tomas who frequently forgets to leash up his toddler daughter before taking her out and just kind of holds her up a little above the ground like this so that she has absolutely zero chance of running off at the sight of an animal or something shiny in the distance…

do not worry! this does not hurt his little girl nor is it uncomfortable for her! in fact, she actually kind of loves it and finds it really fun, more often than not she is constantly giggling and babbling unintelligible toddler nonsense up to him whilst he looks down at her with a raised eyebrow and a small smile on his face

your daughter really likes it and it stops tomas from panicking if she runs off somewhere within a split second and it makes you chuckle to see this, your big tall black metal man casually holding a, your smiling little girl dressed in all light pink with glittering plastic butterfly hair clips attached to her short pigtails whilst talking to his other black metal friends! it also means your daughter is at much less risk of tripping in her step and hurting herself so really what is there not to love about it?

however your two future children with him do not like this hold at all and will always have the grumpiest look on their face when he holds them like this! though he never feels all that bad, tomas knows damn well that they would run off towards something at any chance they got because they have done it before so he has no problem looking down at them with a look that says nothing more than “ sorry but you did this to yourself ” whilst you laugh quietly at their tiny frown and their little furrowed eyebrows as they huff…

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BABY NAMES, PART II

- finally did a little something for olve hereee… i really need to finish my dating headcanons for him though lolol! hope you guys like this! again, i know i am not all that great with names but i really try and i tried to choose names that actually fit the personality of the father as well as just pretty names :)

TED “ NOCTURNO CULTO ” SKJELLUM

dad! ted has three daughters named tara skjellum, seren skjellum and topaz skjellum…

- topaz is the english word for the yellow precious stone, the traditional birthstone of november, ultimately derived from greek τόπαζος!

✩ seren means “ star ” in welsh!

all three of your daughters look exactly like ted, they look exactly like their father in every way shape and form! they have his fluffy blonde hair, his nose and really just almost all of his physical features… topaz is the one who looks like most like you but even then, she still looks much more like ted! you have to really study her to see the features she did manage to snag from you! ted is just the proudest girl dad ever, he adores his little girls and would not trade them for the world… he never wished he had gotten boys instead, never wished one of them could have been a boy… he has always been just so beyond content with his girls! he just works so well as a girl dad, works so well letting his girls braid his long blonde hair and carrying them on his hip, works so well helping his girls decide on what cute little outfit to wear in the morning, works so well helping you tie their hair up with little ribbons and butterfly clips…

your first born with ted was topaz and she was born in november, hence her name! another reason her name fits just so well only really came into play when she got older and her eye colour began to get more pigmented… they were bright green with speckles of almost gold and yellow dotted around, shining especially bright in the sun of warm summers! when she is old enough, ted gets her a custom necklace with said birthstone implanted into a small silver heart attached to the chain, resting atop her own heart! ted knows not to spoil your children, no matter how much he might want to at times, no matter how many puppy dog eyes they give him… he knows spoiling them will only actually hurt them, knows spoiling them will skew their view one money and good, but when he does give them gifts, surprising them with something after they get good grades or just behave really well, the gift is beyond meaningful and sentimental, something that they will be able to take with them through their whole life and not get bored of!

then you ended up having tara just a year after topaz! so they basically grew up together at such a close age, they almost acted as if they were twins! always wanting to wear the same little blue denim dungaree dress with the same colourful striped sweater underneath, down to the same light up shoes and the same velvet ribbons tying their hair up! topaz was a pretty small child so honestly, had they not looked so different, most people likely would assume they were born twins from afar! you and ted had seren much later, when topaz and tara were around both around ten to thirteen! both of you knew you wanted one last baby, one last child and so you planned one and managed to fall pregnant not long after all of the planning was done! topaz and tara were not all that happy at the news of a new baby… they just did not see the point at all and were obviously just kind of afraid of their father forgetting about them, forgetting them and replacing them with a new baby! but obviously, that could not be further from the truth and the two of you always reassured them of that! when seren was born, their attitude quickly changed and they constantly wanted to be around her, letting ted show them how to hold her whilst he smiles softly at the sight of his first babies becoming big sisters!

OLVE “ ABBATH ” EIKEMO

dad! olve has a twin daughter named olivia eikemo and a twin son named onyx eikemo…

- olivia was the name used by william shakespeare for a character in his comedy twelfth night! this was a rare name in shakespeare’s time that may have been based on oliva or oliver, or directly on the latin word oliva meaning “ olive ” in the play olivia is a noblewoman wooed by duke orsino! instead she falls in love with his messenger cesario, who is actually viola in disguise!

✩ onyx is the english word for the gemstone, which can be black, red or other colours!

olivia and onyx are not identical twins but they both look like such a perfect mix of the two of you it is honestly kind of crazy! like yes, that is how genes work and all but they are the perfect mix… an almost exact 50 / 50 split of yours and olves genes, anyone can tell straight away that they are definitely your children but not many people actually assume them to be twins are first because whilst they both look like the two of you do much, it is in pretty different ways! whilst olivia got her fathers nose, onyx got yours and whilst onyx got his fathers eyes, olivia got yours and so on… olve honestly could not be happier about it, his children are his absolute pride and joy, he thinks they are just so perfect… he loves that he can see so much of both himself and you, the love of his life in your children! and he is kind of glad they are not identical twins because he finds those just kind of freaky…

the name onyx for your son works so especially well because you and olve are likely married, whilst you did not have a particularly traditional wedding you are legally married and instead of the usual diamond ring, he gave you a matching black onyx stone ring! you got married before your son was born and the name kind of just popped into your head one night when your tired eyes drifted down towards your ring before looking at your husband matching ring as his big hand rests on your bump and bringing the name up to him as you shared the idea of it being a generally nice and unique name! your son definitely grows up to be exactly like olve with his personality and interests too, likely forming his own black metal band in his teens years and olve could not be prouder! he is just constantly a proud father with your children, he is always so beyond happy with everything they do in life, they could never disappoint him even if they tried and he supports them in everything they choose to do… he might seem kind of stoic and stone faced at times but around you and his kids? he melts so quick and is really just an undercover goofy father! seeing your young son trying so hard to be more like him, copying his mannerisms and replicating his style with leather jackets and shades never fails to make him crack a smile and pull his son into his side, offering to do his corpse paint next before ruffling his black hair as you laugh at the sight!

TOMAS “ SAMOTH ” HAUGEN

dad! tomas has two daughters named hanna haugen, helve haugen and a son named hugo haugen…

- helve means “ flake, snowflake ” in estonian!

helve was your first born and looks like a double of you! seriously, a complete double… she has your everything, she inherited so few physical genes from tomas but definitely grows up to have a personality and outlook extremely similar to his which he absolutely loves! he just cannot get over how much she looks like you though! he loves it and is always telling her how beautiful she is, just like her mother…

hugo and hanna look like exact copies of tomas with his hair, his nose, his bone structure and all! honestly, you could see the uncanny resemblance the second they were born and placed on your chest in the hospital bed… you could immediately recognise the same eye shape, same nose structure, same chin and you could just go on about how much you saw of him in them! the resemblance only got stronger as they got older too, they have so few of your own features but tomas swears he can definitely see you in them, swears your daughter your lips and your son has your ears! you suppose it only makes sense for him to get his doubles since you got yours in helve…

your first little girl, helve, was born in during the night of late december, just a few days after christmas! tomas thinks her name works so well since as she was being born, as she was truly making her entrance into the world, it was snowing outside… small, pristine little white snowflakes fluttering down from the dark night sky and floating past the glass of the hospital windows, serving as a calming sight during every small break you got from having to push! tomas was letting you squeeze his hand and scream at him as much as you needed to, his warm eyes studying your face as you stared out at the snow whilst his free hand brushed your hair back from your sweaty face… helve being a winter baby only made more and more sense as she got older, every time it snowed she would be begging you and tomas to let her go outside, staring up at her father with pleading eyes as he sighs and brushes his long hair back before going to grab his jacket and her puffy light pink snow suit, cracking a smile and looking at you with love in his eyes when she begins to squeal, excitement taking over her small body at the idea of getting to make a snowman with her papa! they play outside for so long together whilst you watch from the icy windows and occasionally pop out to take some pictures of them, laughing every time you see tomas pick your daughter up and softly slam her down into a pile of fresh snow, both of their own muffled laughs reaching your ears! your future two children turn out to not be the biggest fans of winter and prefer to stay inside with you, clad in their fluffy pyjamas and cuddled up on the couch with the fireplace crackling, hot chocolates in hand as they simply waiting for their older sister and father to come back inside! tomas never really saw himself having a child at all, let alone three, but after helve? he just kind of found himself wanting more with you!

KJETIL “ FROST ” HARALDSTAD

dad! kjetil has a daughter named raven haraldstad…

the name raven works beyond well for your daughter! it was already decided as her name well before she was born just due to his general appreciation for the bird and their beauty but when she was born, the name was only even more solidified because she came out with a full head of fluffy raven black hair, making both you and kjetil smile down at her as she was placed on your chest, his hand coming down to stroke her petal soft cheek whilst mumbling to you about how perfect she is…

you fell pregnant with raven a bit later in life, not crazy later but likely late 20s to mid 30s! and whilst the two of you had never really thought about children all that much, never really planned on having a child… you decided to keep it, decided that maybe having a child would be a nice change in your lives and since you guys were getting a little older, you likely would not be able to wait much longer! kjetil is just so happy with your one little girl, so content with your only child… he treasures her as if she put the moon and stars in the sky, he feels such a strong will to love her and protect her! your daughter is absolutely infatuated with his nose ring! she is just so strangely fascinated with it for some reason, her big eyes that mirror his own are constantly trained on the shiny sliver in his nose as he holds her on his hip, her small fingers always reach up to poke at it as he chuckles at her antics, letting her gently poke at it curiously before planting a kiss to her fluffy black hair… not to mention when kjetil wears eyeliner or eyeshadow too! she is just so fascinated with quite literally everything her father does, she is a major daddys girl and both of you know it! and if he ever showed her some of his performance art? wether it be an old video or doing something in front of her, from a safe distance of course, it only ever fuels her obsession with her father and everything he does!

got any dad thoughts? send ‘em into my ask box hehe, bonus points if they are halloween dad thoughts because i think we all love halloween here <3

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VOID

tomas “ samoth ” haugen x reader

- general jealousy headcanons for tomas!

tomas tomas tomas, i want to summon him in my room right now hehe <3

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- when it comes to jealousy with tomas, his jealousy is usually very strongly intertwined with protectiveness and possessiveness

✩ tomas is not just an overly jealous and insecure man who does not like people ogling his partner, oh no, it goes much deeper than just that for him…

- when tomas gets jealous, he gets possessive too and when he gets possessive, he gets protective as well and when he gets protective, he also gets violent

✩ he is never violent with you, of course not! tomas will only ever get violent with whoever it is thinking that they have any business with you when you are very clearly with him and he is very clearly with you

- and i mean, anyone stupid enough to shoot their shot with you when this behemoth of a man is very obviously your partner is kind of just asking to get their ass kicked, at least in your opinion…

✩ that is why a lot of people often only come over to you when tomas has left your side, swooping in to take their chance like some kind of scavenger birds, all whilst tomas is likely going to be back by your side within just some short minutes!

- of course, you never pay them any mind at all, letting them embarrass themselves with their terrible flirting and overly lewd compliments towards you, rolling your eyes and simply waiting on your boyfriend to come back and deal with the weed that obviously needs to be pulled…

✩ and when tomas does come back, his once warm eyes turning ice cold as soon as they land on the person who is obviously bugging you, taking large steps towards you as he approaches the person from behind, the sound of his heavy black leather boots hitting the ground with every firm step he took should have certainly been enough to alert the person of the incoming threat and make them just leave but for someone so ignorant and crude?

- of course it does not and they keep on bugging you, completely unknowing to the large man making his way up from just behind them

✩ as tomas comes to a halt directly behind the person, staring down at the back of their body with an irritated and almost dangerous look in his sharp eyes, he looks up to you and almost asks if you are okay with his eyes, just to make sure that this person has not actually severely creeped you out or said something unsettling

- when you send him a small and almost entertained smile back, assuring him that this is nothing more than a person who needs to be led away from your table, tomas will nod back at you slightly, his large hand coming down to land on the persons shoulder as he speaks down to them, his fingers slightly digging into the material of their shirt

“ listen, man… why don’t you just fuck off, hm? had a little too much to drink or something? come on then, away, now! ” ( tomas says it loudly, the words forcing their way out of his mouth past gritted teeth and a clenched jaw, trying his absolute hardest to not just sock this guy in the jaw for even having the balls to come and try his chance with you )

✩ and no person is ever actually going to pick a fight with tomas, especially not over someone they just find quite attractive, immediately trying to walk off on their own but quickly being halted in their step by tomas

- yeah, no, he wants them completely out of your vicinity, he wants them completely out of his vicinity so that he does not have to keep looking at their face and feel the urge to beat them into the ground resurface…

✩ so tomas will quite literally lead them away from you, guiding them forward with a strong hand on their small shoulder, pushing them along just a little too roughly as he begins talking down to them the second you are out of earshot

“ really figured you had a chance there, hm? fucking idiot, you are nothing more than that, you know that? should beat you into the ground right here… ” ( no but really, why the hell did they think they had a chance? it honestly makes tomas laugh so deeply though it is a laugh completely void of any real humour at all )

- the second he has rid the guy from whatever public space you guys are in, likely a local pub, tomas comes right back over to you, his face still hard with irritation and his fists still clenched but his face softens and his fists loosen as he makes eye contact with you as you pat the seat next to you and push his beer over to his side of the old wooden table

✩ tomas may not be a majorly talkative person but he asks if you are okay, wrapping a protective arm around your shoulders as he takes his seat next to you, leaning his head down to press a deep kiss to your lips as you bring your hand up to the back of his head, tangling your fingers in his long hair and deepening the kiss just a bit

- because i mean, lets just admit it, jealous and protective tomas is über hot tomas and it always leaves you wanting carving more…

✩ tomas will just smirk slightly against your lips, his arm slipping down from your shoulder and trailing down to your chest, groping your clothed boob in his big hand as you gasp with shock and pleasure against his mouth

- and when you guys finally get home later that night? it will sure as hell lead into some incredibly rough sex, with him tying you up in some hardcore and intense bondage, making you tell him that he is the only one who can make you feel this way, making you scream his name for all who can possibly hear…

✩ during rough sex spurred on by jealousy and possessiveness, tomas absolutely loves covering your body in harsh rope marks, obvious bite imprints and purple blossomed bruises on your skin

- he likes to do this just to really leave his mark on you, to leave the marks of how good he fucked you and how only he will ever fuck you, watching with a sly smirk as you wear the marks with pride the very next day

✩ in general, whenever tomas sees people ogling you or flirting with you, he is never afraid to make his relationship with you very well known!

- tomas already likes loves some good old pda and public sex, he has absolutely no problem pulling you into a cramped bathroom and roughly fucking your face whilst talking down to you, he loves leaving the bathroom and watching as the people once ogling you take one good look at your now rustled hair, his hands buttoning up his jeans and your hand wiping at your mouth before quickly looking away, realising just what happened in the bathroom…

✩ he might even go further and take you into a room, bend you over whatever surface is available before yanking your lace panties down your legs and pocketing them, unbuttoning his jeans before pulling his cock out and thrusting into you, your hand coming up to your mouth to try and quiet your moans but tomas is quick to grab your arm in his strong hand and pull it behind your back before holding it in place as he leans down to press his clothed chest to your back, his deep and gravely voice telling you to just let the moans out, to stop trying to keep so quiet

- and when he cums, he does it inside of you, painting your fleshy walls white with his cum and he does not even think about give your panties back to you… he makes you walk back out there with his warm cum dripping down your thighs, leaving his mark as he smirks towards the person…

✩ tomas just loves it, he loves knowing that they know exactly what he just did to you, what you just did to him! he gets a major kick out of it, it feels like a nastier and even more personal way of telling that person that what they want with you is what he has with you!

- even after going to the extremes of sex, even after making the relationship very well known through the semi public act, tomas will still continue on, never quite satisfied with his actions…

✩ just with some lesser pda, though it is still pretty filthy stuff to do in public! things like his hands slipping under your clothes and groping at your body as you sit on his lap, shoving his tongue into your mouth as he holds your face firmly against his and so on

- if anyone ever particularly bothered you, immensely creeping you out or even becoming aggressive towards you when you reject their advances, tomas does not joke around with this and has absolutely no problem pulling his revolver out on them, no matter where you guys are or who is looking

✩ like i said, he is a very protective and possessive jealous man, he does not take kindly to things like that and will go to some quite extreme lengths to keep you safe and comfortable and he makes sure people know it…

- you will have to maybe calm him down and make him put the revolver away sometimes though, at least if you are in a risky public place where authorities could see him because as much as you drool over this side of him and the sight of him gripping his gun so tightly in his veiny hands, you do not want to be having phone sex with him whilst he sits in a jail <3

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BLOODLUST

tomas “ samoth ” haugen x reader

♡ nsfw alphabet for samoth!

୨୧ why are black metal men so handsome? can someone explain that to me, pretty please with my GG cherries on top? <3

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* 18 + content, please do not read if you’re a minor *

a = aftercare ( what they’re like after sex )

♡ similar to faust, samoth is really attentive when it comes to aftercare! especially because he can be quite rough

୨୧ right after he pulls out, he lays down next to you and gently traces any bruises forming on your body, asking if you need anything or want any ibuprofen before going to get you some if you do!

b = body part ( their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s )

♡ he absolutely loves your tits, i’m sorry… he just cannot get over them, especially if they’re on the bigger side… he loves watching them softly bounce as he thrusts into you! its a guarantee they’ll be covered in bite marks and hickeys after fucking samoth

୨୧ he likes his hands! they’re much bigger than yours and he loves how they look gripping your tits

c = cum ( anything to do with cum, basically )

♡ similar to faust, samoth likes to cum on you! almost always shooting his cum on your tits and watching as it drips down…

୨୧ but due to him being an exhibitionist and you guys having a lot of public sex, he can’t always cum on you so he does the next best thing and cums in you! usually always taking your underwear, if you’re even wearing any, and making you walk with his cum slowly making it’s way out of your cunt and down your legs

d = dirty secret ( a dirty secret of theirs )

♡ i can’t really see him having many secrets at all, let alone dirty ones! he’s super open with you about things

୨୧ but if i had to say anything one would probably be that when he first met you, he got a major boner from just staring at your tits as they bounced when you walked towards him and had to go jack off in the bathroom, imagining how his cock would feel between your tits

e = experience ( how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing? )

♡ he’s probably the most experienced of all the emperor members just due to him being the most confident and outgoing

୨୧ he’s not a sex god but he’s definitely had a couple hook ups and knows the basics of what he likes and doesn’t like

f = favourite position ( this goes without saying )

♡ to be honest, he’s just a big fan of missionary!

୨୧ it’s the easiest position for you guys to do when you’re in public, he’s able to get as deep as he possibly can and he has an amazing view of your tits

g = goofy ( are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? )

♡ he’s very serious during sex, he doesn’t really make jokes at all! the rare times he even laughs is usually when degrading you, just chucking before he calls you a desperate whore as you moan under him

୨୧ the only other time i could see him being more humorous during sex is when you’re both half drunk! he’d probably just let out some breathy chuckles as he’s getting undressed

h = hair ( how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? )

♡ samoth is very well groomed! he takes a lot of pride in his looks and hygiene

୨୧ he’s not completely shaved but he’s shaved enough so that it never irritates you when sucking him off or whatever!

i = intimacy ( how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect )

♡ he’s not super romantic… he likes degrading you and talking down to you! calling you his desperate little whore, holding his revolver to your head and so on

୨୧ the only times he’s ever really romantic is on your guys’ anniversaries when the sex is softer and instead of calling you filthy names, he’s telling you how much he loves you and how beautiful you are

j = jack off ( masturbation headcanon )

♡ eh, he’s kind of uncaring towards jacking off! he thinks it’s fine, he’ll do it if he has to but doesn’t think there’s anything that special about it

୨୧ on the rare times you’re not with him and he wants to get off, he’ll jack off whilst imagining you and looking at nude pictures you’d taken for him

k = kink ( one or more of their kinks )

♡ i expand on his kinks a lot in kinky business but i’ll put them here without the expansion

୨୧ gunplay, exhibitionism and bondage

l = location ( favorite places to do the do )

♡ he absolutely loves fucking you in public! he gets off on the risk, seeing people pass you two as you struggle to keep your moans in, some of them very clearly knowing what you two are doing

୨୧ you guys have sex in cemeteries a lot! mainly at night because then he can fully strip you with a lot less worry about other people seeing his girl fully naked… seeing your tits bathed in the moonlight glow and surrounded by death is one of his absolute favourite sights

m = motivation ( what turns them on, gets them going )

♡ he’s not super easy to get turned on, just sitting on his lap or making gestures towards him won’t phase him at all… he’s very strong headed

୨୧ but anything to do with your tits? that’s when he crumbles! you’re sitting on his lap in a bar and move his hand under your shirt and up towards your tit? yeah, his facade falls so fast and he’s dragging you off to an alley or something

n = no ( something they wouldn’t do, turn offs )

♡ he’d never share you, never ever!

୨୧ he might like public sex and the thrill of other people seeing you two getting down and dirty but no way would he ever let anyone else feel your cunt wrapped around them… so watching is fine but laying a hand on you? no way

o = oral ( preference in giving or receiving, skill )

♡ he prefers getting sucked off by you than eating you out…

୨୧ he’d never say no to eating you out if you asked, he just doesn’t think he’s that great at it when he absolutely is

p = pace ( are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? )

♡ sex at home? his thrusts are slow and rough but so damn deep! he nearly pulls all the way out of you every time, slowly dragging his cock back out of your walls with only his tip remaining inside of you before slamming back in

୨୧ but when it comes to quickies and public sex? he’s so fast, jutting his hips into you at lighting speed whilst your heels dig into his back

q = quickie ( their opinions on quickies, how often )

♡ he loves quickies! he’ll bend you over and take you anytime he wants

୨୧ it’s either bending you over or sitting you up somewhere, throwing your legs over his shoulders and dragging your shirt up to see your tits as he pounds into you

r = risk ( are they game to experiment? do they take risks? )

♡ oh he’s all for takings risks! he’s very overly confident and convincing, he couldn’t give a shit about consequences

୨୧ it’s the same with experimenting, he’ll always be trying new stuff with you as long as you agree! new kinks, positions, locations and so on

s = stamina ( how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last? )

♡ he’s got quite a bit of stamina! more than enough to thoroughly please you anyways

୨୧ you guys usually go for two or three rounds, lasting half and hour or an hour each but if you wanted more he’d definitely give it to you

t = toys ( do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves? )

♡ does his revolver count as a toy? i think it does

୨୧ he absolutely loves using his revolver on you… wether it be teasing you with it by dragging the cold steel across your nipples or actually fucking you with it, pushing the barrel in and out of your cunt as the steel glistens with your juices

u = unfair ( how much they like to tease )

♡ it’s rare that he ever teases you, he doesn’t enjoy being teased himself and finds it to just be a drag

୨୧ the only way he really teases you is by joke teasing, like when you’re fucking in public and he whispers in your ear about a guy who’s been looking at you two for the past minute, teasingly asking you if you think that guy could give you as much pleasure as he is right now

v = volume ( how loud they are, what sounds they make )

♡ when you’re doing public sex, he’s much quieter… just letting out pants and groans into your ear with the occasional whispered word of degradation

୨୧ but when you’re in the comfort of your shared apartment, he’s so much louder! practically yelling filthy names towards you and his deep groans ring out through the walls

w = wild card ( a random headcanon for the person )

♡ one night, he managed to convince you to break into a church with you and have raw sex right on top of the alter… you didn’t just have one round though, oh no! he was going to make the most of it and you guys desecrated practically everything holy in there by fucking on it

୨୧ was it some of the best sex you’ve ever had? yes! would you do it again with him? absolutely

x = x-ray ( let’s see what’s going on under those clothes )

♡ i just know this man has a big cock, i just know it… i’m saying 8.5 inches, he just comes off as someone that has a big cock to me, i don’t know how to explain it

୨୧ it’s pretty girthy and it has a killer vein on the underside

y = yearning ( how high is their sex drive? )

♡ his sex drive is very hot and cold! sometimes it’s really high and other times it’s just super average

୨୧ it’s much higher when he has a concert coming up due to the excitement and more average on days where not much is happening due to you guys just relaxing together

z = zzz ( how quickly they fall asleep afterwards )

♡ he’s not super sleepy after sex, especially because you guys have so much public sex! you guys usually just go about your day as usual after fucking

୨୧ the only time he falls asleep after sex is when it’s end of the day or night sex, when he’s been doing stuff all day and sex is the last event so to speak… he only falls asleep once he knows you’re taken care of too

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please do not mind this post! i am only making it for future me to remember things and ideas i have had because i get a little forgetful hehe…

THROUPLE ARRANGEMENTS ( ? )

olve “ abbath ” eikemo x reader x harald “ demonaz ” naevdal

- forest threesome! forest threesome! something something going on a forest walk together late at night that quickly turns into sex against a tree and on the floor, perhaps featuring harald being a bit of a voyeur and watching for a while before getting real involved…

- literally anything in a forest with them, having a sloppy make out session on top of leaves under the trees and the night sky, both of their tongues inside of your mouth at the same time…

fabian “ winterheart ” völker x reader x andreas petterson

- sharing clothes! sharing clothes! something something very cute ( but also kind of sexual ) and related to the two of them ( as well as the reader ) sharing that one shirt, especially after sex…

- heteropaternal superfecundation! heteropaternal superfecundation! something something getting pregnant after the usual threesome with andreas having a breeding kink and fabian later explaining his scars to the children as well as him being incredibly insecure about his parenting abilities throughout the pregnancy…

gylve “ fenriz ” nagell x reader x ted “ nocturno culto ” skjellum

- camping threesome! camping threesome! something something skinny dipping in a lake but it quickly turns into passionate yet very messy sex on the grassland just beside the water…

pelle “ dead ” ohlin x reader x øystein “ euronymous ” aarseth ( i have already written general dating headcanons for this which can be found here but i would like to write more about the relationship )

bård “ faust ” eithun x reader x vegard “ ihsahn ” tveitan

- heteropaternal superfecundation! heteropaternal superfecundation! something something getting pregnant after the usual threesome and taking the children to see bård in prison, perhaps featuring vegard being incredibly protective of the babies and majorly pissed off at bård despite loving him…

- fresh from prison threesome! fresh from prison threesome! something something having the first threesome together after bård is finally released from prison ( because i do not think they would allow threesome conjugal visits )

tomas “ samoth ” haugen x reader x vegard “ ihsahn ” tveitan

i have so many more ideas but i need to remember these ones specifically…