#tony the toolbox

[frankensteined]

literally in love with this literal tool

[masked-daydream]

Ok so you did the one when us the reader is pregnant, what if the reader had the baby?? What would think the Dateables would do?? How would they help the reader??

DATE EVERYTHING! SCENARIOS

Single! Pregnant! Mom Reader! x Dateables CONTINUATION

Single! Mom Reader x Dateables

Baby & Dateables

Part 1, Part 2, Reggie's Part

Due to popular Demand, I have finally made a part 2 of this particular scenario, but this time it will feature after the Reader gave birth. So here's a treat everyone 😁 who wanted a continuation.

The Baby will be refered to as they/them or genderless for now, it's up to you on what they're gender is.

"You know...I haven't been breastfed as a child..." Tony wiggled his eyebrows as he looks at you while feeding your newborn.

You just narrowed your eyes at him then flicked his forehead, which he responded by a resounding yelp.

You then remind him of his current task on making sure that the newly built crib that he made is safe for your child. Which he immediately went to check on again.

It's been a few days passed ever since you gave birth to your little miracle. And you still remember the reactions of the objects when your water broke.

You giggled remembering that time as you slightly remembered Florence appearing and ordering Phoenicia to call the ambulance, as Celia is consoling you and calling someone to carry you to Koa. Farya teaching you breathing exercises and Teddy helping you calm your nerves until the ambulance came.

You vaguely remember leaving the dateviators to someone as the paramedics took you to the hospital where you gave birth.

Fast Forward when you finally got home carrying your newborn to your home. You saw the dateviators in the couch and remembered about the others.

As you put them on you're immediately surrounded by the objects asking you if you're ok and also about the baby as well. As you show them your little pride of joy in your arms there worries turned into relief as they cooed in the appearance of your newborn.

Then you remember Dorian, Farya and Celia controlling the crowd telling them to see you in another time to not overwhelm you as Dorian took you into his arms bridal style with your baby in your chest to bring you to your bedroom. You told Dorian that you could just walk to your bedroom but he insisted in carrying you so Farya could check on you and the baby.

You feel bad about leaving them while you're in the hospital but Celia told you not to worry about them and they understood the circumstances of your birth and they have been preparing your return while you're in the hospital.

You then smile as Dorian settled you into Betty as she and Mateo already prepared the other side of the bed with a blanket and small pillows to put your baby in.

After Farya's done with her check up in which she concluded that you are both healthy which you and the others are thankful for. she then excused herself and the Mayor as they went back to their respective places.

Then you feel yourself getting lighthearted as you watch your newborn rest. as the fears since you've returned melt away as you remembered the objects care for you which will soon be applied to your newborn as well.

You smile fondly remembering that time, as you sat in a chair near your bedroom as you began rocking your child to sleep again after they are done suckling.

Then you felt Chairemi coo at your newborn admiring their adorable face as Curt & Rod manifested to talk about your baby in hushed whispers as to not disturb your child.

A new surprise then happened when you thought that the ability to see the objects can only happen with the dateviators on. But you were surprised when your baby first opened their eyes and smiled at the first object they set their eyes upon in the middle of the night.

Which is Mateo who was very much shocked as he slowly let's one of his fingers close to the baby which they grabbed and cooed. Which made his heart swell with cuteness.

He then informed you and the others regarding this information which the other objects took in with excitement at the new revelation.

Because of that as time passes in your household all objects have settled a new routine with you and your baby. With nearly all of them being willing babysitters everytime you need to focus on your work or needing a break.

For example, whenever your child cries as they noticed you're gone when they woke up, they would immediately be calmed down by either Betty, Teddy, Dorian or Ben-Hwa who despite being a very bold is surprisingly good at calming down your baby with their smooth voice and calm demeanor.

Some objects immediately step in to carry your baby when they wake up so they could hang-out with them. With explicit instructions from you on how to carry your child.

Some objects would carry your child to let them in on some very child-safe activities which will be monitored by Dorian or Wallace to make sure your child is safe and also meeting their needs whenever they needed it.

Some activities which includes The Hanks letting the little house homie watch some of their stunts as the baby laughs in excitement at the group being boisterous and fun.

In the Home Gym, when the baby will eventually will be passed on by each of the objects in the Gym, Each of them either talking to the baby about their activities with Kristof telling the baby on how they will be a strong warrior someday, With Dunk and Shelley probably trying to teach the baby on how to crawl or roll over to impress you and with Stepford on which your baby immediately took a liking to him from how shiny he looks and looking at the Trophy with wonder.

Sometimes the objects in the attic will come down and look after your little love, infact some of them are very good babysitters.

Lady Memoria will reminisce and talk to you (if you're present) and your baby about your similarities and will also use some of your old toys from back when you were a kid for your baby.

Infact she probably was the one who helped you organized some old stuff from your attic to be reused or gifted to your child. Which you will be grateful for.

Sophia may come off as a suprise when being a babysitter for your child. You thought that since she despises disobedience she will be very annoyed at your baby who can't even comprehend things yet.

But you were shock on how good she is when she strutted in your office, carrying your baby who looks quite calm despite the big oversized black sunglasses in their eyes in her arms demanding you where you keep your child's formula and bottles so she could bottle-feed them.

You later found out that she was basically Monique's parental figure since she also can be a bit protective as her duty as a safe.

Speaking of Monique she is also quite helpful in doing some budgeting for your baby's needs and also for some reason, decides to teach your baby about how finances and budgeting works which your child just looks at them cutely while sucking on their pacifier.

And there is also Hector who pretty much cherishes your baby holding them in a way that a good father should. With his calming voice and loving demeanor which made him one of the best babysitters in your household.

At some point just like how Dunk and Shelley are trying to teach your child on how to roll or crawl on their own. There will be a little competition on who could teach/help your baby on achieving their very firsts so they could impress you.

With Phoenicia and Lady Memoria being there to take pictures and memories for every first achievement your baby does which is kinda wholesome.

Like with the Kitchen crew where the moment there's a green light on your baby being ready for solid foods they will be the very first to feed them.

As you sat in one of the Dining room chairs with your daughter/son in your lap you see Mitchell and the others preparing various foods for your child to try, you can't help but feel happy as you see their eagerness for another milestone for your child.

As they are done preparing the various foods each of them take turns on making your baby try some of the foods which includes some fruit and vegetable puree, infant cereals and more...

On which of them take in on every reaction your child makes to each food and making sure that they are not allergic to any food. Sometimes your child's reaction made them laugh like the one where Freddy made them try their first lemon slice which made say a few 'awws' and giggles as your child recoiled from the sour.

Then during bath time or change time you see Jean-Loo being the expert on changing the diapers on your baby whenever they poop or pee themselves which kinda makes sense.

And then there's Rebel who was warned by multiple dateables to watch their language whenever their around your baby. Which they are very annoyed by which is why they try to avoid your baby whenever it's bath time.

But unfortunately your baby quite likes them for some reason. infact whenever they see Rebel they start reaching out their little baby arms to them and cooing like their asking them to carry or just wanting to touch their yellow wing-like arms.

And as much as Rebel wants to leave they can't help but stay, cause the baby starts crying in fear of their favorite rubber ducky leaving. Which some of the other objects in present giggle and tease Rebel about it which will they respond with a glare or a hidden middle finger.

As some objects volunteer in being babysitters each have their own way on making sure your baby is taken care of. whether it will be them talking about their hobbies or just overall doing odd stuff to make sure your baby doesn't cry.

For example, You see some gossipy objects like Wyndolyn, Curt & Rod, Bathsheba, Scandalabra and Tina include your baby in their whenever the do a little gossip, one of them will hold your child in your lap as they talk. They would occasionally ask your baby something which the baby then respond in random babbles and sounds. Which they respond in "I know right?!" , "Preach it little man" , "Oh you are Soo right!" surrounding your child in laughs and entertainment on which your baby enjoys.

Some Calmer objects with good aura and a approachable presence are very good in keeping your child asleep.

Which include Teddy (obviously) in which your baby made him their favorite napping spot because of their storytelling, Betty, Koa, Able, Stefan and Gaia whom are also good napping spots when they're being carried.

And for your child's development and creativity Lyric, Keyes, Rainey, Miranda, Mac, Artt and Telly will help with your child's learning and artistic development.

As Keyes, Miranda and Rainey sing and perform for you and your Baby you see your darling's eyes grow wide with wonder as they smile and babble when those three performed.

Which is kinda funny as your child also reacts the same way when Johnny Splash and Jean-Loo performs as well.

Telly will make sure to show your child some educational and fun shows. None of those brainrot stuff. Infact there is a chance your baby will be shown some songs from Gracie's corner or shown some cartoon like Bluey or turn on some old cartoons like The Backyardigans. Your child will definitely grow up to be creative 😊

As your Child learns how to dance because of the shows and music televised by Telly, their little arms and legs waving in excitement while laughing. They will be joined by Bodhi who starts to dance and sing with your child.

Speaking of Creativity as they are exposed to Lyric and Artt they will soon learn on how to create art and stories. There will be a time where your child show you their creativity; either through a painting/drawing of you and them or a story that they made by themselves.

This will help them in their critical thinking skills in the future as both Chance and Parker and the rest of the Office Crew whenever they have one of their G&G game sessions. Sometimes they even let your baby join as an adorable character in each sessions.

There will be some objects who can get a bit protective. Like Bobby Pinn who at first will be all tough and uncaring at first saying that a baby is not that useful in a criminal empire.

Then you saw them crying while holding the baby as they cuddle them. Saying that they'll protect them no matter what. 🥹

Like Captain Jaques Pierrot who have decided to promote your child as his 'cabin boy' which sooner or later will be the 'first mate' of his crew. Despite the odd titles he gave to your daughter/son, Jaques will hold your baby gently as they interact with his eye patch wearing chick. Who your baby loves to touch it's fluffy feathers.

As the night falls and everyone lay to rest including you, Your baby will dream of Nightmare but this nightmare will not scare them. Oh no, infact Nightmare herself cherishes your little spawn as your baby looks at them with no fear as they smile, letting your little spawn laugh as they play with her various heads and arms, each eyes looking at your beloved spawn with fondness.

At some point each night you woke up urgently as you hear your baby cry. As you approach them to feed- you see a white shirtless figure already doing it.

Doug holds your baby in his arms talking to them with that deadpan voice of his on how they nearly woke up the entire household with their cries, making the others think that their hurt but no, you're just hungry. Doug says as he holds the milk bottle in his other hand as he talks to your child with no malice despite the words. You just smile fondly, That even Existential Dread himself can exist for your child without the feeling itself.

At some point you get confused, lost and wonder on how you can raise the little human. Despite the others saying that they will help you in any way they can nearly all of them have no experience in babies well except for one.

Mikey Transaction will guide you in childcare in anyway he can, as he got 3 kids himself. He is also one of the best babysitters in the home easily making your child laugh and relax and maybe someday he'll introduce you to his Kids as well.

Another contender for being good with childcare is Winnifred as she makes sure that every bath time the water is in perfect temperature. As she joins in the bath with you as she hugs you like a lover as you both make sure your baby is clean including yourself. And also making sure that every baby bottle or pacifier is sterilized and the milk formula will be warm enough for your baby.

During the time after you gave birth you will probably get a video call or text from your dearest friend Sam as she demands pics of your child and also will join you in shopping with your child as sooner or later will call her Auntie Sam.

As time passes with each day hearing laughter and feeling love, as your child grows up with the love and care they deserve. You begin sigh watching them hangout with various objects and concepts in the house each caring for your baby in their own unique way

You thought to yourself that you will be alone, being scared of the growing life inside of you. But as you watch your beloved child smile all your worries melt away.

As you feel someone's arms hold you in your waist you remember that you are no longer alone. As you have your friends and lovers beside you with your baby. You know that you will never feel that you're not enough ever again.

After all Home is where the heart is- as each day is filled with the love you have for your child and family.

[knight-says-eyyyy]

Housekeepers Analysis

Right ok so as the person who literally named this ship? This post is long overdo. Have a shitty edit as compensation

Below is going to be me breaking down why Dorian and Tony just work together, heavily based in character analysis but I’m definitely going to be posting headcanons later

Fundamentally it’s ‘force of stability’ vs ‘force of change’ both with the goal of care for others

Tony is someone who craves the safety and trust required for emotional vulnerability but struggles with letting people be that space for him, he needs help letting walls down because he isn’t sure anyone else will help hold them up.

Dorian is someone who desires, above all, to be understood - to be cared for enough to be analyzed and known but can’t risk taking the initiative to make that easy, he needs to be cared for and maintained.

Both of these needs are inherently fulfilled by what the other stands for in ideals, function, and personality.

Dorian keeps things safe, he is devoted to the goal of being supportive and providing a secure environment. Tony takes things apart and puts them back together, he learns hands on how to understand them so that he can fix them.

Someone who exists to keep things safe and someone who exists to disassemble and repair.

Two people who share the same motive of keeping the household in good condition. They want their friends to be safe and happy and healthy, they don’t tend to include themselves in their own outlooks but still reflect back their hypocritical attituds - they’re good for canceling out each other’s bad habits.

It’s the fun dynamic of ‘high energy with false bravado’ meeting ‘low energy with real confidence’ it makes the manner they interact with those around them overlap in a neat way.

They’re also both misjudged on a surface level! Tony is presumed a complete dumbass and Dorian is considered emotionally robotic when both subjects are more complex than that.

And… not to hate on canon pairings but uh. Tina was not a good match there. At all. I don’t even need to explain Keith, I know everyone’s already on the same page there, but Dorian also has a kinda implied thing with Reggie himself?

So they both have horrible exes. Horrible taste that led to similar experiences that both require a level of understanding/solidarity to unpack or heal from. This would be good for them.

AND THEYRE SO SILLY IN STUPID WAYS!!

Monotone “whee.” + ✨PPE grippy socks✨

Anyway this concludes my rambling list of reasons why these two need to kiss thank you n goodnight you’ve been a wonderful audience

[directorlyric]

Had to get this out of my system

[mlmmetalhead]

Tony x mostly subtop m. reader hcs

you guys loved the Parker version, and I’m here to talk about one more underappreciated guy. Tony being how he is, this is a lot more nsfw focused

NSFW UNDER THE CUT! Minors DNI

even before your actual relationship started, Tony is already very touchy and flirty. he’s almost the stereotypical construction worker, but his attention is on everyone, not just young women.

he’d wrap a hand around your shoulders, compliment your figure and muscles quite openly: “nice biceps, man… bet those can crush a fella.” and the line between when he’s just being himself and is actually hitting on you blurs eventually…

when you two are officially together though, that just turns up everything he did before to 11. Tony needs to have an arm around you in any way possible, no matter where you are and who’s around.

will also be very, very giddy if you do the same for him. if you have an arm around his waist, he’ll lean back into it, savouring the feeling on his skin. if you wrap and arm around his shoulder, Tony immediately takes it as a sign to get even closer to you, no matter if that’s even physically possible.

kisses you all the time. doesn’t matter if it’s a small peck or a full-on French kiss, doesn’t matter if people (or like… objects) are watching. matter of fact, even better if. it’s like he has a timer in his body that runs out and when it does, he needs to taste you.

speaking of tasting you…

loves, loves loves sucking your dick. he knows he’s the throat goat and likes it even more when you get all gaspy because of his mouth and tongue on you.

Tony adores messy sex, public sex, clothed, naked, standing, laying, short, long, loud, quiet, in the bathroom, in the library, at movies or your mom’s apartment… literally anything you name and that man is into it.

but coming back to it, Tony also loves making a mess of you, with anything he can. whether he’s on his knees in front of you in the closet where he dwells, his hand down your boxers when you’re busy with something else (or you’re trying to be), or he’s teasing you slowly when you have all the time in the world, he loves bringing you to the edge.

exactly, edging. such a fucking tease, Tony loves when you’re getting overwhelmed because of him, and then holding you in that state of almost there… hearing your moans, seeing you buck into his hand, fuck, he can cum just from that.

same goes for role reversal, if you leave him on edge for hours, Tony’s legs will shake and tremble as his moans mixed with laughs. he loves when you do it though, don’t be mistaken.

I think he just thoroughly enjoys the push and pull, the teasing aspect of everything that has to do with sex. he likes getting you turned on slightly and slowly, especially when he knows you can’t do anything about it.

basically, the type of guy who takes off his shirt while you two are working and is wiping sweat from his face with it, breathing heavily as he does so, commenting something about how “wow, weather’s nuts today…” and don’t get me started on the tool innuendos: “seems I forgot my longest screwdriver today… [name], yours is really… really big… can I have it?”

when it comes to penetration, I think he’s mostly used to topping and bottoming can be a bit unfamiliar territory for him. he’s a little afraid of losing control, so Tony will only ever exclusively ride you into the mattress. although don’t you worry, despite having very little prior experience, he’s very good at it.

Tony would squeeze down on you as he smirked, watching you throw your head back while he slowly and teasingly rides it. “mm, you’re so lucky, sweetheart.. my aperture’s barely been used, feels nice when it’s a tight fit, yeah?”

He also loves groping your clothed ass or cock just pretty much any time he’s horny. and I mean groping groping, he will squeeze it and roll his big hands around it, breathing heavily as he’s biting his lip, looking at the fabric mold under his fingers.

compliments you on your size constantly, especially if he knows you’re insecure about it. “such a huge metal rod you got there, [name]… what’cha planning on building?” ; “huge shoulders, structurally sound… fuck, how lucky am I to have such a man?”

[magnetic-maverick]

Tony is the man!

[shrimpyjackal]

ARE YOU FUCKING INTO DATE EVERYTHING TOO?????????? HOLY SHIT

ahem

yes i am in the fandom, i don`t own the game tho-

*proceed to use two other questions as an opportunity to sketch the dateables *

1. I feel okay abt Hector, I`ll put him in my top 20-30 ? Love his design. But i think he gets a lots-o-love from the fandom, i see him just as much as Volt and Eddie

2. TONY IS MY TOP 4 EASY-PEASY, YA KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABT- okay but seriously i love this dude, Ofc the only person that uses the toolbox in my house loves the toolbox.

[southdakota-art]

local lesbian plays date everything and their life gets ruined by um. a toolbox

big tony fan big tony fan i like that man

[pocketprncess]

honestly pls just ANYTHING with tony! id love some fluff but i mean hey i wont say no to some spice too hehe. need to be affectionate and kiss that big hunky man

MMFMFFFF TONYYYYYY !!!!!! my blue collar husband i miss him sm

trying to distract tony before work

cw: suggestive, mdni, gn reader

after managing to get tony to lay in bed with you some more before he had to leave for a job, you tried to cherish every single second of his full attention. him in his work shirt and boxers, overalls yet to be put on, and you in one of his t-shirts, you both were comfortably tangled up in each other under the sheets.

clinging onto his side with an arm and leg thrown over him, you basked in his scent of cologne and faint wood shavings, somehow complimenting each other perfectly. he watched as you buried your face into his shirt, and faintly heard you take deep inhalations. "careful, sweetness. you're gonna smell the cologne right off'a me," he chuckled, gently pinching your side. you whined at the feeling, continuing to sniff him anyway as if you were trying to commit it to memory. "can't help it," you mumbled into him, "you smell so good."

he rubbed your back as he shook his head, almost in disbelief at how cute you were being. "yea, what can i say," he grinned, "i do smell really good." then it was his turn for a pinch on his side.

much to your dismay, you then heard the alarm go off, indicating that it was time for tony to leave if he wanted to get to the site on time. you whined as he moved to sit up on the edge of the bed, begrudgingly leaving the comfort of you. "duty calls, sweet thing," he sighed, always hating having to leave you. "tony..." you whined, following behind him. hooking your arms around his shoulders, you placed a line of soft kisses down the side of his neck. "can't get up without a kiss, tone," you mumbled into his skin, earning you a light groan from him at the sensation. the ultimate distraction! "just a kiss, doll?" he lowly chuckled, knowing full well what you were playing at.

"mhm.." you innocently nodded, sucking down onto his neck. he faintly groaned at the light pain, letting you mark him up as you pleased. thank god he wasn't completely dressed yet, he thought to himself; he was getting harder by the second. after very briefly letting you enjoy yourself, all too quickly, in your opinion, he was quick to turn around and gently push you down onto your back on the mattress. he pulled you by your hips to the edge of the bed, trapping himself in your legs and pressing his growing bulge into you. you gasped and keened at the newfound position and sensation, bucking your hips in an attempt to get more of that delicious friction. "tonyy.."

"i know what game you're playin', dollface. it ain't gonna work this time," he chastised, holding your hips down as he watched you shake your head with a smirk. "w-what game? just- just wanted a kiss," you whined, an attempt to keep up your innocent façade and hopefully get you what you want. he couldn't help but lean down over you and kiss you, your hands going straight to his hair and pulling him in deeper.

"you know what i'm talkin' about," tony groaned; he saw right through you. "my sweet thing needs some of the tone-meister, eh?" he teased, grinding deeper against you with a hearty groan. you moaned and nodded with a whimper, hands moving to try and paw at his boxers. "fuck, p-please, tony?" you looked up at him with your neediest eyes, and he almost gave in. in any other given scenario, he'd say 'screw the man' and fuck you senseless before a job, but this was the one job he absolutely could not mess around with. with a final hard kiss he pulled away, looking at you with lustful, yet apologetic eyes. "told ya, sweetness. duty calls."

you gaped at him, almost in shock he didn't give you what you want. b-but he always does that! you whined even louder, the sticky wetness growing between your legs feeling rather uncomfortable without him doing anything about it. "tony! that's not fair," you pouted, earning a laugh out of him. he supposes he's to blame for spoiling you, but he wouldn't have it any other way. "tell ya what, dollface, i'll make it up to you when i get back." he gave you another quick kiss before moving to put his overalls on. a bit uncomfortable with his raging boner, but he wanted to wait to savor you entirely.

you sit up and watch him with your mouth watering, just imagining the taste of him. "ey," he smirked, snapping you out of your trance, "eyes are up here." you felt your face heat up more, if it was even possible, as you lock eyes with him with a huff. "how dare you make me wait," you mumbled, crossing your arms. slipping his work boots on, tony shook his head with that stupidly charmingly handsome smile. moving back over to you sitting up on the bed and squishing your cheeks together, he pressed a kiss to your puckered lips. "you'll manage, sweet thing. just be good for ol' tony, yea? promise i'll make it up to you," you couldn't help but nod along, completely under his spell and aiming to please. "mmf.. fine.." you mumble, earning a satisfied hum out of tony.

"there we go," he nodded, letting go of your cheeks. he gave you another round of kisses for the road, as much as he hated having to go. "i'll call you on my lunch, dollface. don't do nothin' i wouldn't like," he reminded with a teasing tone, making you nod eagerly. you knew what he was talkin' about. "i won't! promise," you knew you had to be good if you wanted him to make up for leaving you high and dry. "see ya, sweetness, love you," he bid you goodbye with one final kiss. "love you, tony! call you later!" and with that, he was gone.

[scariffs]

tina triangle and tony (date everything) with gender neutral reader. nsfw (afab & amab) and sfw headcanons. being in a throuple with tina & tony because god... i need it.

being in a throuple with tony & tina would include. . .

tony always working on something for you or tina. he likes to feel useful and loves to be needed, so don’t hesitate to ask him to help carry groceries or fix something. tony loves you both to the point of invention; it’s not rare for him to make small improvements around the house that make life easier, like adding shelves where you need it or custom cabinets. he’d build a whole art studio or gym if either of you asked for it.

tina and tony snoring next to you each night. tony is louder than tina by leagues. he sounds vaguely like a freight train. still, tina snores. she’ll claim not to snore at all, but you’ll hear her snoring softly in an almost sweet harmony with tony.

tony taking kisses as payment for his work around the house. “i take cash or credit, but i think you’ll find kisses a lot cheaper, baby,” he says as he leans in. tina rarely ever humors him but that doesn’t mean you can’t. she just enjoys the tension of a little chase, even though you’re all dating.

tina putting you both to work because the only one getting a free ride around here is her. you’re doing something, even if it’s light labor. she just likes watching you and tony work up a sweat — when you two handle the lawn together, she watches from the porch. she even makes lemonade, grinning as you and tony gulp it down and softly pant from exhaustion.

tony hugging you and tina from behind. he loves holding you guys by the waist, letting his fingers roam just a bit further than they should, testing the waters of your reactions. he especially loves hugging tina after a long day of work, knowing he smells and knowing she’ll complain about it (she’s smiling to herself as she complains).

both of them giving you lots of sugar. in the mornings, it’s tina kissing your forehead good morning only for tony to kiss your cheek as soon as he wakes up a few moments later. in the evenings, it’s tony reaching for your waist, then kissing your lips and cheeks before asking how your day was. tina comes by shortly afterwards, doing more or less the same thing with equal amounts of enthusiasm. for all the kisses they give you, you better give some sugar back.

tina cooking dinner and side eyeing you both as you try to eat a little before it’s all finished. as soon as you try to stroll into the kitchen, you hear a sharp “you can wait”. if you’re lucky and tony’s busy, she may give you a sample of whatever she’s making. tina can’t ever offer tony any; he always asks for a second or third sample bite. she does pack those blue collar lunches for him, though. if you like, you two can trade off making his lunch.

it would also include. . . (nsfw ahead)

tony playing the good cop to tina’s bad cop — especially in bed. while tina teases relentlessly, sometimes edging and other times overstimulating you, tony coos in your ear about how hot you look, how horny he is for you, and how perfect you are. they love to have you in the middle, both of them murmuring different things as they touch you all over.

both of them saying some variation of “c’mere, sweetness” when they’re trying to initiate intimacy with you. tina coos it when she’s beckoning you over to the bed or the couch, while tony murmurs it when you’re already in his grasp, squirming from his touches.

if you’re afab. . . tony eats pussy like he’s starved for it. tina is a little more refined and a lot meaner, enjoying the way you squirm as she abuses your swollen clit. tony and tina both enjoy fucking you, too, tina with her strap and tony with his dick (which is just as big as you’re thinking). both of them are good with their fingers, though i’d wager tina is just a tad bit better at fingering.

if you’re amab . . . tony lets his tongue swirl around your tip before he takes you all the way in. the tip is the best part a dick, in tony’s eyes. cum down his throat but don’t cum on his face if you can help it. tina likes to kiss your cock more than suck it. when she does suck you, it’s on her terms; you’re definitely in charge when you’ve got her bent over, however. they both give damn good handjobs, often making out with you while they give you one.

both of them being very vocal, offering plenty of feedback whenever you’re fucking. they’re both loud, especially whenever they’re cumming. tina can at least speak, usually. tony’s just a mess of grunts, groans, swears, whines, and moans.

tina taking your clothes off with her teeth, carefully unzipping or sliding things off before pressing kisses to any new skin she’s revealed. it’s sensual, slow, and taunting. she wants you to beg for her to go faster. tony, on the other hand, quickly takes your clothes off. sometimes he won’t even bother getting you both fully nude, depending on what you’re doing.

both of them praising you after you’ve cum too many times to count. tina grips your chin lightly, pressing kisses to your lips and cheeks while tony goes to prep the bath. they both admire your fucked out expression, murmuring sweet nothings about how well you did, how precious you are.

oh to be tina & tony’s third.. to be in between them </3 they’re like… the second coming of challengers to me LOL. tony is patrick, tina is tashi… i can be art, i’m pathetic enough.

[maekshuart]

I'd use that tool any day of the week if you know what I'm sayin.

[snapple-iced-tea]

so i caved and bought date everything FOR dorian, and uhm…

[op-smash-or-pass]

I’ve been consumed by Date everything + work that I forgot to post that the next two days will be heavy hitters (I’m talking massive)

Anyways here’s my two wives for the 5 date everything fans that follow me

[knight-says-eyyyy]

Ouughhhh Dorian/Tony my beloveds

Calling them housekeepers because they’re the two responsible for the household <3 They ensure all the objects’ safety and health

Security + maintenance is such a good foundation and they’re so compatible and I need a 20k slowburn immediately

[directorlyric]

Throwing my genderbent ReflectiveTool edits out there in hopes that it sticks to something…Amira and Toni

[biponies]

Tony the Toolbox stimboard !

I don't know if he has a full name but tony the toolbox makes him sound like a cartoon character 😭 requests open ! U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U