#totheseus-asks

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GENERAL HEADCANONS

Tim coming home + extra fluff. -> here!

Tim sense headcanons. -> here!

Tim inventory headcanons. -> here!

Tim - Marble Hornets geared headcanons. -> here!

Creeps at Christmas. -> here!

WRITING

Simulation Swarm -> here!

GENERAL HEADCANONS

Creeps with a cat. -> here!

Toby general headcanons. -> here!

Toby admiring a proxy. -> here!

GENERAL HEADCANONS

Creeps at Christmas. -> here!

Creeps with a cat. -> here!

GENERAL HEADCANONS

Creeps at Christmas. -> here!

GENERAL HEADCANONS

Creeps at Christmas. -> here!

Creeps with a cat. -> here!

Jack with a blind reader. -> here!

[totheseus]

“ KMFDM, KILL A MOTHERFUCKING DESPACHE MODE ! ”

jaybird

he/him, tmasc

fluid sexuality. typically masc leaning

audhd, enfp-t

brazillian, german, english.

MEDIA :

creepypasta, marble hornets, everymanhybrid, tribetwelve, mlandersen0, most analog horror really, spiderman, evangelion, sonic, omori, chainsawman, mxtx

GAMES :

stardew valley, minecraft, faith : the unholy trinity, doom, sonic, sally face, omori

HOBBIES :

art, weightlifting, music related, gardening, walks, cooking + baking, writing when I can be bothered

MUSIC :

rob zombie, radiohead, alex g, declan mckenna, led zeppelin, tyler the creator, mccafferty, lil darkie, car seat headrest, glass animals, frank ocean, kendrick lamar, steve lacy, KMFDM

MY CONTENT WILL BE PRIMARILY CRP/CANDLEVERSE FIXATED!

my posts will largely be headcanons, answering asks, incorrect quotes, banner + divider designs and the occasional fanfic. feel free to ask away, I will answer pretty much any headcanon unless I personally feel uncomfortable with it.

[totheseus]

This blog is best viewed in dark mode!

My posts follow a tagging system. Asks will be under the tag #totheseus-asks . Headcanons will be under the tag #totheseus-hcs . Writing will be under the tag #totheseus-writes . Any banners, profile pictures of graphics will be under #totheseus-graphics .

For my creepypasta works, find them here.

I write for any gender reader, most creepypastas. If I do not know the character requested, I'll do my best to research them to maintain accuracy.

For my Neinhagen AU, find it here.

This is for other fandoms to come. Likely Spiderman related, though who knows.

For my intro post, click here.

For my carrd, click here.

[totheseus]

Really random )I was reading your beautiful header post 🎀🎀(

How do you feel about dazed and confused, by Led Zeppelin?

(It’s my favorite song.. sigh..)

OH GOODNESS I LOVE THAT SONG. the bass is fantastic and I go CRAZY for the drums and guitar solo after the little intermission in the middle. Led Zeppelin does things to me.

Thanks for the ask! :)

[totheseus]

TICCI TOBY GENERAL HEADCANONS

ft. Toby Rogers

Due to the hole in his cheek, he mainly eats really quickly and tilts his head to the side without the gash.

Wanted to have been a game programmer when he was younger.

Either very particular about his food or will eat literal trash.

Doodles on himself.

Collects items and gives them to whoever he deems worthy.

This goes without saying, but a pyromaniac.

If you get given phones? He's spamming you with reels. Mostly him trying to make you laugh.

He is VERY awkward. Like, not "cutesy" shy, but "stares at you like a deer in headlights" awkward.

If there is a proxy who he particularly admires? He treats them as if they're untouchable, and he's the dirt beneath their shoe.

I might explore more on this in another post!

More wholesome note. Loves orange juice and pancakes.

Like I said, either eats really specifically or literal trash. Frequently begs Tim to drive him to IHOP or Five Guys. Loves himself some sweaty greasy food.

This is canon, but is heavily neurodivergent. Autism, ADHD, OCD, BPD, etc.

If you're kind to him though, he VERY quickly favourites you.

I've been gone for a short while, but I'm back now! Feel free to ask away.

[totheseus]

omg pls talk more about toby admiring another proxy i love that idea help.

TICCI TOBY ADMIRING A PROXY

ft. Toby Rogers

SLIGHT TW : extremely brief mention of suicidal ideation.

See, it's not inherently romantic. But that doesn't mean that it's not romantic either.

I headcanon him as pansexual, so that's completely a route.

Due to his upbringing and all, he tends to have a VERY low self esteem.

Once he finds a proxy he admires? You're holy, untouchable, heavenly.

You'd need to just walk past him for him to be enraptured the entire day.

If you ever brushed against him, he'd feel hot and tingly to the touch in that spot for hours. Which means a hell of a lot, for someone with CIPA.

Would likely start a shrine for you if he thought you wouldn't see.

It is... rather unhealthy. But it's also Toby, so he doesn't really care.

Very much a worshipper to a god type of thing. Almost feels bad about existing next to you, since he feels as though he can't compare.

In meetings, he'll perform extra hard just to even pray that you'll catch a glimpse and think of him not as complete trash.

He would give you things, except he doesn't really deem himself worthy to give them.

But, if you make it known that you think highly of him? He's bringing you anything and everything he deems valuable or worthy for you.

For a suicidal man, you give him quite the reason to live. If he can't live for himself, he'd live for you.

Enjoy! I went down quite a dark route with this unintentionally, but I thought it'd be an interesting narrative to see. If you tell him you think highly of him, it's a whole different story.

Maybe maybe mayyybbeee might make a more nsfw version. Maybe.

[totheseus]

Eyeless Jack with a blind reader? 🙏🙏

EYELESS JACK WITH A BLIND READER

ft. Eyeless Jack

You were kept in your room most days, you weren't really... allowed out. "For your safety."

Hell, you found it as weird as any normal person. But, you couldn't object.

So when a lumbering & huffing entity that reeks of iron thumps into your room through the window? You, surprisingly, don't flinch.

It's the most excitement you're gonna get at this point.

He thinks you're a masochist at first for just... letting him in. Frowns under the mask, looking at you incredulously.

Had you been able to see, this guy is... what, 6 feet tall? 7? He's staring down at you.

Surprisingly nice. He feels some sense of relatability when he finds out you're blind, whether it be from birth or it developed later.

Let's you feel around, if you like.

He's happy to listen to you ramble. I imagine he has vision, but it's very shitty and limited. He understands the importance of hearing things.

He's had to adapt, over time. He's more than happy to teach you things.

Did I mention he can echolocate?

Tried to teach you some form of it but quickly realized human ears don't work that well.

Occasionally, brings you little sensory things. He doesn't get it personally, but he knows it makes you happy.

He makes up for a lot of his lack of vision through senses. Being a demon, he's got a freakish scent and hearing. He can smell emotions, hear heartbeats, so on so forth. Like a dog!

He's a bit of a guard dog to be honest. A little overbearing at times, but it's with a sweet intention.

This one was more scenario based, but you can seperate it from the rest! Thanks for the request. :)

[totheseus]

Oh god, I need Slenderman reacting to a cat coming up to him now-

HOW SLENDERMAN RESPONDS TO MEETING A CAT

ft. Slenderman

Tribetwelve stan here. I like the idea that he's (going by t12 canon) a sort of forest spirit, so he's no stranger to animals.

But, animals typically freak the fuck out and run away. Can't blame em.

A cat coming up to him? Oh, he loves it.

He knows he can be intimidating, so he's not gonna do anything drastic. Probably just observes it a little.

Restrains himself from petting it, really.

Now, if he (somehow) ends up with a pet cat? Different story.

Best believe he's spinning around slowly in his office chair, cat on his lap, stroking it as he turns to meet whoever he called over whilst rambling some villain monologue "I've been expecting you."

(He thinks it's the most amusing thing ever.)

Calls the cat his "right hand man." Borderline respects the cat more than half of the proxies.

Also, talks to it. He doesn't really understand different intellectual capabilities, so he'll just start... speaking to the cat like a human.

A silly little ask, enjoyed this one. Just my interpretation of him. Honestly very tempted to draw him with a cat now. Enjoy. :)

[totheseus]

FAVOURITE SONGS?

Thrilled by this one. I could blabber on for ages, I adore music. It varies a LOT.

I really like anything by KMFDM, Radiohead or Rob Zombie. Though, individual songs also rock really hard.

Listening to "Blackbird" by Alter Bridge at the moment. Fucking fantastic guitar solo. I BEG YOU LISTEN TO IT.

"Iron Lung" by Radiohead, "World / Insured" by Alex G and "Rot" by Dead Calm are all bops too.

Thanks for the ask, anon! :)

[totheseus]

your username leaves me with more pressing questions

I LAUGHED READING THIS.

It's a nod to totheark from marble hornets. The "Theseus" part refers to an old character I had who played under a character archetype of "The Ship of Theseus."

Basically, if you get a ship made of wood, and over time change each piece to become metal one after the other, is it still the same ship?

In the character's story, he runs a blog called Totheseus. Took it and ran. Sorry Patrick.

Thanks for the ask! :)