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Month 2, day 22
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*ahem* Um, anyway, I did wind up having to make some adjustments on where the suns and falcons go to better match the topology of the axe head, which is gonna make the squiggly bits fun to fit in :)
#the great artscapade of 2025#art#my art#blender#blender 3d#blender render#cycles render#cg fast track#hard surface modeling boot camp 2#flashing gif#axe#prop design#weapon design#forspoken#forspoken fan art#rheddah#the rheddig#I searched for WAY TOO LONG to find that damn gif#just searching in the gif picker didn't work so had to find it on Google images#trace it back to the OP#then copy/paste the OP's post url into the gif picker#perfectly functioning webbed site y'all#totally intuitive gif search feature#zero flaws no notes (heavy sarcasm)#(and I mean HEAVY sarcasm)#(density surpassing that of a supermassive black hole sarcasm)#(fix your shit tumblr gotdamn)
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Hello!
The purpose of this blog is to source Star Trek posts that have ended up on Facebook and other platforms, with or without credit. Since I am personally active in this fandom, I feel like my mutuals and other active fans/posters deserve to know when their posts have migrated off tumblr. I feel this is especially egregious when it happens without credit or when said screenshot finds its way back here. This fandom is a community, and it doesn't seem right to take from our community for personal gain without engaging or contributing anything here. To me, that behavior does not align with the spirit of Star Trek
There is one page in particular that regularly takes posts without credit, but I am open to sourcing other screenshots as well.

(me judging reposters who blatantly steal and finding the original post)
#Star Trek#asks are open#let me be honest A LOT of posts end up elsewhere#since most reposters don't like or reblog OP doesn't necessarily know their stuff has been reposted#it bothers be so I'm gonna do something about it#especially because some pages make money off stealing posts idc if it's only a little#tng Ferengi behavior#if you don't care that's cool but if you made the post you deserve the notes#and often the screenshot ends up back on here by a different poster#believe me I've tried to track down the tumblr usernames of repeat offenders and they leave no trace#Captain to all hands
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I'm sorry to be a buzzkill I know everyone's excited about this post but if you didn't already realize, it's ai generated (Vidu is an AI gen service), and I am here to humbly ask folks to please not support feeding the Stolen Work machine. 🙏
The closest I can find to the original work is this post crediting a Japanese artist who seems to have since largely cleaned out their online galleries.
#...likely because their art is stolen so much it's almost impossible to trace back to its source OTL#dbtag#I blocked OP from all of my accounts because it seems like all of their posts are aigen and we don't fuck with that here
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right now on youtube there are video essays being made about obscure online artist drama you couldnt even begin to comprehend
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Can't stop thinking about a poll I reblogged this morning where the answers implied that OP saw people in the recent past as either being: Farmers Therefore Poor or Anything Else Therefore Wealthy.
I'm trying to figure out where in the world that could be true because like my family have all lived in the same 140 square mile area for generations and there ain't been a farm here for them to work on for generations.
#kai rambles#like i guess OP is from a place that more recently urbanised?#where their grandparents did work on a farm#but for the past few generations my family all trace back to the same place and that place was ironworks and steelworks and coal mining by#the mid 1700s#you worked in a factory or you worked in the mine#or if you worked on the canals transporting all the factoryworks to the next place they had to be#if you were a little wealthier you owned a shop#and if you were real wealthy you owned the factories or you owned the mines#there werent a farm to work
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guys do u think the like perfectly severed body parts clark sends to oceans at random have ever like...........washed up and spurred some serial killer hunt for one that doesn't even exist technically.......... like do you think he sits down in louisiana and reads some fucking like. idk story from california about clean cut body parts and he's just like. 'oh. oops.'
like i was just thinking like sure im sure he slaps em so vaguely and insanely far into the ocean that they get eaten up before they get close to any land mass but like. that's just his indiscriminate dumping ground dkfgbdfg. because his teleportation (even the weaponized version) needs a clear mental image of a destination. and when he like...kills ppl (usually by fuckin just. teleporting their fucking heads off their bodies oh my god clark) or whatever it's easy to just picture the vague but clear concept of a fucking endless body of water on the fly and i honestly don't think he really.........considers anything past that.
#cw gore mention#(;shitpost)#like nothing can be traced back to him like period he doesnt have to toUCH anyone to do this bullshit#and ykno he's practically a boogeyman urban legend on top of his immortal bullshit so in this regard i fear he is op#AND IGNORING ALL THAT DFKJGDG he's rich so he can get away with literally anything#so he doesnt NEED to think about it past the action of doing it but still........... funny to think about the hypotheticals of those bits#that do make it to land jdfbgdfg#i love clark he's such a silly guy and omg so good look how dedicated to feeding ocean wildlife he is!!!!
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Uhh, well thanks Jhudy, but you're a day late
#I love the timing ngl#also feels like there's an implication she used it and is pawning it off on me so the neocops can't trace it back to her#neopets#op back on her bullshit
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when i say i 💚 the hero of time THIS is what i mean.......


















#random illusts ive gathered over the past um. 4? 6?? years#some of these artists deactivated some not if u wanna know the op u can shoot an ask and i can do my best to track them#but a good chunk of them cant be traced back to... owh....#also like half of these are by wamenome who deactivated + removed all their works 😭#but yeah this like.... melancholic and lost atmosphere is truly truly my favorite thing abt him... i love you forever boy <3 <3 <3#⌛
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martyr, king and revolutionary
#gurren lagann#ttgl#kamina#my art#a quick doodle in between shifts#just had them gurren lagann feels today 🥺#…#‘later buddy’#okay#rant below#love how simon followed in his footsteps to uphold the same values#overtook him entirely#and went on to become a literal god to protect his world#kamina died a mortal man#but without his pushing (and his death) there would be no OP Simon and ultimately no world#and no matter how powerful simon grew he always traced it back to kamina#he was was the beginning and Simon was the end#I just have feelings about the duality of siblings (both blood related and not) bringing out the best and brightest in each other#even at the cost of their own selves#the need to push each to their limits and even further bc they KNOW the other has the potential and the raw willpower to make it happen#they just need that encouragement and support
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If middle earth history was written by some orcs, It would be Rings of Power and i mean it in the nicest way possible.
#i have a full blown theory about it#but I'll wait it i watch the whole series#in today's episode of keeping up with op#just musings#lotr#the lord of the rings#lord of the rings#rings of power#the rings of power#like sauron trying his best#his cunningness is praiseworthy#there is more character dimension in adar than side character elves#maybe elves appear 'crude' because its from some orc perspective#and you know it's so much fun to think about some orc scholar trying trace back their history
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My Nerd ass: ah yes a picture of the Hathor Columns at Dendera.
Artist: Actually I painted that.
Me: and you still included all of the hieroglyphics? Damn dedication man.
anyway here's some actual pictures from the Temple. To understand just how much detail this artist included


But yes as others have said the original columns are also works of art. so if it was a picture it would still be a picture of art.

I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.
I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)
#history#ancient history#egypt#hathor#ancient egypt#op drew the back wall#but i couldn't find a detailed#picture including it and the columns#telling me they used multiple reference pics#so no this is very much not tracing#don't want anyone thinking#i'm accusing op of that
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Hi, I hear you find posts? I've been looking for this post where it's like an image of a person crossing the self left to right and then up and on the down they stick their hand down their pants, and then someone in a reblog adds that they can tell the person who made it isn't catholic because you go up and then down first before you go left and right. Sorry if that's like too vague but I've been looking for it for forever
You're correct, I do find posts! And no, that was not too vague, because I knew what you meant immediately:
https://hexanediol.tumblr.com/post/700701604100374528/this-was-made-by-a-non-catholic-because-dick-is
Hope this helps!
#finders keepers (post finding)#this was actually a pretty difficult search in practice! I ended up having to find the meme first by guessing at image descriptions#there were two different versions of the meme so it led me on two separate forks#once id narrowed down which version was correct I had to backtrack to trace it back to tumblr. finding the op was cryptotheism made me laug#bc of Course its them. honestly#all in all: thank you for the challenge anon! it was fun!
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Why the fuck are yall out here saying “he killed a man” and “regardless of his politics his still did a good thing” WE DO NOT KNOW IF HE DID IT. Why is it that two days ago yall were like “I hope they never catch him” and the second the cops (who we KNOW will do anything to make this situation go away as fast as possible) throw this Luigi guy in front of the cameras it’s suddenly ohhhh they caught him they caught him???? You can NOT convince me all of a sudden we’re trusting the cops to have picked the right guy when we know they’ll plant evidence on anyone to stop people from getting ideas.
Innocence until proven guilty!! Come on people we are not this stupid!! Come on!!!
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SO U WANTED TO MAKE ME CRY HUH
[angst, panic attacks, implied MCD]
disclaimer: methods of overcoming panic attacks are based on my own experience and not from licensed professional medical people
Do it for him
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#bro#i’m quite literally sobbing a storm#watch out titanic#this glacier is made of my tears#op tags >>#things you used to do for me#if it's hard to understand from my doodle#u basically trace the shape of all your fingers starting from the base of the thumb and then retrace it back#helps to ground a person back by reconnecting yourself to the sensation of your skin and refocusing your gaze onto your fingers#+repetitive motion often can be calming#works well with overwhelmed kids too#no those are not sparkles btw#danganronpa ref heh#gummmyart#doodle#soap x ghost#ghoap#ghoap cod
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after the concept photos came out omg we need kinky free use submissive reader x dom member (or reverse? u choose???)!! i am very intrigued by your office idea so maybe you can incorportte that??? love u
YESS i hope u like this one op hopefully i did ur idea justice D:
boss!sunghoon x afab secretary!reader | 2.1k
ᢉ𐭩 part one | part two
cw → office au , pwp , mild dubcon , degradation , blowjobs , mention of free use relationship with boss!hyungline , recording without consent , sunghoon is obsessed with cats & calls reader a kitten once , reader is a whore for hyungline & she's playing the long game
“Sunghoon, I’m not going to—” You blink up at Sunghoon in disbelief.
Sunghoon’s fingers are digging into the skin of your jaw with a grip that’s so gentle, yet tight. You’ve been on your knees on the bathroom floor for what feels like hours, and at this point you’re starting to feel a dull ache settling throughout your legs. Sunghoon smiles at you, lips curled into something sickeningly fond and sweet.
It makes your stomach churn.
“To what, hm?”
“To meow for your dick.” You mumble, cheeks aflame with embarrassment.
“Why? You do it all the time as a joke already.” Sunghoon says, running his thumb along your bottom lip.
“That’s—that’s different.” You breathe out.
Sunghoon tilts his head, pressing down on your lip and humming at you in a way that makes your brain go fuzzy. “How? Think of it as another task. Simple and easy,” Sunghoon glances at the door behind you. “We don’t have a lot of time.”
The weight of the situation hits you then; what Sunghoon’s asking of you. Sunghoon wants you to meow for his cock. You swallow, looking up at him helplessly. As if Sunghoon can sense your hesitation, he shifts, removing his hand from your chin to tug his slacks and boxers down to his knees in one swift motion. You hate how your mouth betrays you and waters at the sight of Sunghoon’s cock.
“What’s it going to be, hm? Are you going to meow for it?” Sunghoon’s voice is soft, gentle like he isn’t asking you for—whatever this is. You gulp, throat bobbing and face hot, your focus on Sunghoon’s cock. “Words, baby. I know you want it.”
To be fair, you should’ve seen it coming. Sunghoon’s always asking you to do things, whether it be doing some cringe aegyo for his cock or wearing the cat ears you wore during the company’s Halloween party last year while he fucks you. But, despite it all, no matter how embarrassing it feels, you always comply; the feeling of shame and embarrassment and attention only pushes you further, you hate how you thrive under it.
“Sunghoon,” you try, helplessly. “Just let me suck you off before we have to go back. Our—our lunch is almost over.”
Sunghoon clicks his tongue, tutting at you as he wraps a hand around himself, stroking slowly. You make a sound, needy and high. “Sunghoon, please.”
“C’mon, do what you do best. You know what to do, baby.” Sunghoon looks down at you with hooded lids as he strokes himself, and you flush further. He just wants you to listen. Sunghoon could do this all day, you realize.
You squirm, wincing as you realize that your legs have fallen asleep. “It’s embarrassing.”
“Is it? Are you embarrassed?”
“Sunghoon.” You let out a whine.
Sunghoon indulges you, letting the hand he has around his cock guide himself forward, forward until the head is tracing along your bottom lip, wetting it with precome. Sunghoon smiles at you, and you press your thighs together in an attempt to ground yourself.
“Come on,” Sunghoon says, lowly. “You know you want to. Why are you playing hard to get?”
You blink up at him, at a loss for words. The worst thing about it is that you want to. Sunghoon knows you want to, he knows that you would do anything if it meant you’d be able to please him, to get to have your mouth full. You open your mouth to protest, only for a weak whine to come out when your lips brush against the head of Sunghoon’s cock.
“Sunghoon,” you murmur, brain already starting to go mush and obedient, just how Sunghoon likes you.
You trail off, closing your eyes and breathing deeply through your nose. When you open them, Sunghoon is still looking down at you, a smug, sardonic grin on his face that makes your embarrassment grow further. “Please.”
“Hm?” Sunghoon tilts his head, smiling so wide that his canines glint under the lighting of the bathroom.
You huff again, all the fight leaving your system. You open your mouth, but fall short of words. You purse your lips before making—or, trying to make a noise akin to a… meow.
Sunghoon snorts, and you bite down on your bottom lip to hold the humiliation back, the sob that threatens its way out of your mouth. God, Sunghoon is the one with the oral fixation, yet he always has you like this, making you beg just to have his cock in your mouth.
“You know you can do better than that.” Sunghoon says it so sweetly, yet it’s so humiliating that you want to cry.
“Please,” you plead, before realizing that Sunghoon isn’t going to give it up. You do it again, louder this time. Sunghoon raises a brow, unimpressed.
“Do it like you mean it.” Sunghoon’s eyes haven’t left you the whole time, and he has that look in his eyes: the same look Heeseung gives you when you slack off even the tiniest bit, the same look Heeseung gives you when you mess up during a meeting.
You swallow down the humiliation and sniffle, holding back the tears and the burning in your nose, and do it again. You barely have time to take a breath before you’re choking, Sunghoon’s cock forcing its way into your mouth.
Sunghoon holds your head in place, and you faintly feel disgusted once you realize the position the two of you are in. You; with your knees on the dirty floor of the bathroom, and Sunghoon; seated on the seat of the toilet. The thought makes you gag, and you sputter around Sunghoon’s cock.
“You’re so ungrateful. I ask you to do one thing, and you can’t even do it,” Sunghoon lets out a laugh before furrowing his brows. “You’re always so good for me, yet you can’t even do this when I ask you to?”
You whine around Sunghoon’s cock, breathing in harshly through your nose when tears well up in your eyes. Sunghoon presses in further, hand pushing your head down until your nose is buried in his finely trimmed pubic hair. Sunghoon holds you still, and you know better than to move.
You swallow helplessly around Sunghoon’s cock, throat constricting as you try to take in nosefulls of air. Sunghoon only hums, hand still fisted in your hair. “Maybe I should get Heeseung? He’d be able to teach you, wouldn’t he? You’d be good for him, wouldn’t you?”
You close your eyes, squeezing them shut. A few tears run down your cheeks, dripping onto Sunghoon’s thighs. Sunghoon continues, “I know you would, you always listen to him so well,” Sunghoon lifts you up until you release his cock completely, letting you breathe for a few seconds before pushing your head down again, all the way to the hilt. More tears spring from your eyes at the feeling of Sunghoon’s cock hitting the back of your throat. “Yet you never wanna listen to me.”
“Is that what you want? You want Heeseung to be here instead?” Sunghoon asks. You shake your head as much as you can around a mouthful of Sunghoon’s cock. Your eyes widen when you see Sunghoon reach down to fish out his phone from his pockets. “Look pretty. I’ll give you what you want.”
You squint your eyes once you feel the flash on you, and in horror, you realize that Sunghoon is recording you. You don't fear the fact that you’re being recorded, rather, you fear for who Sunghoon is recording you for.
“You’re so pretty like this, baby. You really do look like a cat, hm?” Sunghoon smiles at you, phone a few inches from your face. “Pretty baby, pretty kitten.”
You hate the way you preen inwardly at the compliment. Hates the way you feel yourself clenching around nothing. Sunghoon coos at you, and the humiliation from earlier returns.
“Yeah? You like that? Always knew you did. That’s why you’re always letting me fuck you in the ears, huh? You like it just as much as I do, don’t you?”
You let out a pained moan, but it only comes off as a garbled sound around Sunghoon’s cock. Sunghoon hisses at the feeling, fingers gripping your hair tighter. Sunghoon still has the phone in front of your face, and you startle when you hear a few clicks.
“Maybe I’ll send these to your bosses, hm? Let them all know how much you like this. Maybe I’ll let them take turns with you too,” Sunghoon releases the grip he has on your hair to reach lower, sticking two of his fingers into your mouth alongside his cock. “Maybe even Jongseong. I see the way you look at him. You look at him the same way you look at Heeseung—the same way you look at me, like if he asked you to, you’d let him fuck you right then and there.”
You whine, feeling yourself drip as you clench helplessly. Sunghoon isn’t wrong, you know that if Sunghoon hadn’t been the one to fuck you first, you’d have gladly went to Jongseong or Jake instead—even Heeseung, if he’d let you. The thought makes your mouth pool with saliva, spit making its way out from around Sunghoon’s cock and fingers to dribble pathetically down your chin, wetting Sunghoon’s wrist.
Sunghoon makes a face, curling his lip. “You’re always so messy. Heeseung won’t fuck you if you can’t keep your spit in your fucking mouth, he doesn’t like it messy.” Sunghoon says, and you sniffle, holding back another sob. “You’re always drooling all over my fucking pillows, but Heeseung won’t like that. You know how clean he is, don’t you?”
You nod, inhaling through your nose. Sunghoon pulls the phone away to peer down at you, examining you with disinterest. Sunghoon clicks his tongue, “You’re so greedy. You always want more, you can’t ever be happy with what you have, can you?”
You want to retort. You want to tell Sunghoon that he’s wrong and that you’re not greedy—but it’s true, you’ve always bitten off more than you can chew. You can’t help but always want more than you deserve.
Sunghoon taps away at his phone, and you squirm at the sound of the keyboard. Sunghoon doesn’t break a sweat, there’s no crack through his facade that can show you that he’s even the least bit affected by this. Your throat is starting to ache, but you love it; you relish in the feeling of Sunghoon deep in your throat, the familiar, comfortable weight of Sunghoon’s cock resting on your tongue.
A moment passes, and Sunghoon finally sets his phone on the counter. Your shoulders slump in relief.
“Bosses are texting, baby. Time’s up.” And then Sunghoon’s pulling you off of his cock by the hair. You inhale deeply, taking a few shaky breaths to ground yourself. Sunghoon holds you like that; hand fisted in your hair, tilting you side to side like he’s assessing you. Sunghoon clicks his tongue, other hand coming up to wipe your chin with the back of his fingers.
“You’re so messy,” Sunghoon murmurs. “I don’t have to do much and you already look like you got fucked. Run through.”
You pout and Sunghoon coos at you. “Nothing to be embarrassed about, baby. It’s cute. Just—Heeseung isn’t gonna like it.”
You don't get a chance to reply, because within the next second Sunghoon’s lifting you, up until you’re back on your own two feet. You wince when your joints crack, the numbness of your legs has you falling forward into Sunghoon with a yelp. Sunghoon catches you easily, hands reaching out to wrap around your waist to stabilize you.
“Zip me up.” Sunghoon demands softly, and you listen. With shaky hands, you help Sunghoon back into his pants. When Sunghoon’s pants are zipped and his phone is slipped back into his pocket, Sunghoon stands. You look up at him, helpless, as Sunghoon towers over you.
Sunghoon laughs, breathlessly. “You’re so cute.”
You open your mouth to retort, but any comeback is swallowed down by Sunghoon’s mouth on yours. Sunghoon kisses you softly, sucking your bottom lip tenderly, the action making your heart swell. Sunghoon pulls back abruptly, and you chase after his lips.
“You want another one?” Sunghoon asks, and you nod, eagerly seeking Sunghoon’s lips out. “Meow for it.”
You scoff, glaring up at Sunghoon. “Fuck you. You’re fucking weird.”
Sunghoon grins at you, and your glare falters. He’s pretty. Sunghoon is so pretty that it’s unfair. “You like it.”
“No. I don’t.” You reply, and Sunghoon just shakes his head, a small smile on his lips. He ducks down to kiss you again, once, twice before pulling back.
“You love me.” Sunghoon sounds smug, like he already knows the answer. Like he knows that you do love him.
You bite your inner cheek, tugging on one of Sunghoon’s belt loops to pull him closer, hips flush against your own. “I don’t.”
Sunghoon lips curl into a smirk. “I know you do.”
Sunghoon always has the upper hand, but that’s because you let him. The one thing that you really hold above him, is that you don’t love him, you just love to fuck with him. You meant it when you said that if Sunghoon hadn’t gotten to you first, you would’ve gone to Jongseong instead.
That's the thing about being a good secretary: you have to know how to play the game.
But, still, Sunghoon doesn’t know that, and what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
a/n: eeek lowkey want to make another part for the rest of hyungline?? kinda obsessed with them... hehe i hope u liked this op, also the concept photos r fucking me up soo bad rn. mind is reeling i have so many more ideas i want to write now! also side note as always: some of this is reworked from an old wip/au i had written! i thought the prompt matched PERFECTLYY hehe
#chamisulasks#chamisul’s anonies#chamisul hard thoughts 💭#enhypen smut#sunghoon smut#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#park sunghoon smut#enhypen x reader#sunghoon imagines#enhypen scenarios
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ARREST ME BUT MAKE IT SEXY • S.REID



SUMMARY: The team successfully arrests a murder suspect—only to realize they’ve just taken down a highly respected FBI agent from another unit. Furious that they’ve blown her undercover mission, she decides to make their mistake their problem. After all, if they’ve already ruined her op, she might as well have a little fun with it.
PAIRING: agent!fem!reader x spencer
tags: reader is a lil shit lmao, season12!spencer, use of y/n, heavy flirting, criminal activity, dirty jokes, use of my love, baby, sweetheart and cutie, bauteam is kinda stupid (sorry lol)
a/n: rushed + editor is occupied for the foreseeable future</3
w/c: 0.8k

THE INTERROGATION ROOM was unbearably tense, but not for you. You sat comfortably in your chair, wrists still cuffed to the table, fingers idly tapping out a rhythm. Across from you, the BAU team filtered in and out, their patience wearing thin with each passing minute.
Hotch was the first to take a crack at you.
“Do you know why you’re here, ma’am?” he asked, voice as steady and unreadable as ever. He leaned against the table, watching you like a puzzle he was determined to solve.
You blinked up at him, then let a slow grin spread across your lips. “No idea, sir,” you responded in an exaggerated, mocking tone, leaning back in your chair to mirror his stance.
He exhaled sharply, sliding a set of crime scene photos in front of you. The images were gruesome—bodies left in precise, calculated poses, signs of struggle, but no obvious traces of the killer. You studied them, but only for a moment.
“Tragic,” you mused. “But what does this have to do with me?”
“You were at the scene,” he said.
You tilted your head. “So were a lot of people.”
“An hour before the body was found.”
“Maybe I was just getting coffee.”
Hotch narrowed his eyes, unimpressed. He was looking for cracks, a sign that you were lying, but all he found was amusement. You were enjoying this.
A minute later, he sighed and pushed back from the table. “I’ll give you time to think.”
“Oh, how generous,” you cooed, watching as he left.
“Bye handsome!”
Next was Morgan.
He didn’t even sit down. He leaned against the wall, arms crossed, looking you up and down with the kind of exasperation reserved for people he really didn’t have the patience for.
“You’re enjoying this way too much,” he muttered.
You grinned. “I just love a good misunderstanding. It’s like a game except you’re waisting my time. Then again I’m a salary employee soooo…”
“This ain’t a game,” he said. “You were at the crime scene. You have connections to known criminals. You disappear off the grid for weeks at a time. And you expect us to believe you had nothing to do with this?”
“Connections to criminals?” You gasped dramatically. “You wound me. What next? You’re going to tell me Santa Claus isn’t real?”
Morgan let out a long sigh. “Man, I really don’t like you.”
“That’s okay,” you replied easily. “Not everyone has good taste.”
Morgan gave you one last irritated glance before pushing off the wall. “I’m done here.”
Emily took a turn after that, but she only lasted ten minutes before giving up, muttering about how you “liked messing with them too much” and “needed to be someone else’s problem.”
And so, that’s how you ended up with Spencer.
He was quieter than the others. He sat across from you, his fingers tapping against the table, observing rather than accusing.
For a while, neither of you spoke.
Then, finally, he said, “You’re making a lot of references that only someone with a specific academic background would appreciate.”
You tilted your head. “And you caught them. Very impressive, Dr. Reid. I knew someone would appreciate my sense of humor someday.”
Spencer didn’t react to the compliment. “You want us to doubt our conclusion, but you haven’t provided a solid alternative explanation.”
You leaned forward slightly, tilting your head. “Maybe because it was super obvious and all of you have college degrees..”
He frowned. “Then tell me—what were you really doing at the crime scene?”
You sighed, pretending to think. “You’re the profiler, you tell me.”
“Seriously?” he sighed.
You grinned. “Oh, come on, doctor. You of all people should appreciate a good intellectual challenge.” You dragged out his name, watching with satisfaction as his ears turned a little pink.
“You’re trying to manipulate the conversation,” he said slowly.
You let out a laugh. “Manipulate is such a strong word, I just like hearing your voice.” You coo.
Spencer swallowed.
Before he could respond, the door swung open.
“Hotch,” an analyst panted, holding up a phone. “We, uh… just got a call from her unit chief. And he is furious.”
A pause.
Hotch took the phone and pressed a button, putting the call on speaker.
“Are you all out of your damn minds?!” a voice roared. “Do you have any idea what you just ruined?! She’s one of ours! Let her go. NOW.”
The room went silent.
Morgan groaned. “You have got to be kidding me.”
You stretched your arms out dramatically. “Well, this has been fun.”
Hotch sighed, rubbing his temple. “Uncuff her.”
The moment your wrists were free, you rolled them, wincing slightly. “That was so unnecessary.”
Morgan shook his head. “You should’ve just told us.”
You scoffed. “Please! Your work was lazy at best, I even looked like a federal agent. Damn that dress code…”
As you stepped past Spencer, you leaned in just enough for only him to hear.
“Thanks for the chat, genius,” you murmured. “I would say next time we won’t need the handcuffs but what’s the fun in that.”
Then, without another word, you walked out, leaving behind a stunned team and a very, very flustered Spencer Reid.
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