#trainerno-two

[basicknowledge]

📚「 @trainerno-two」 asked:

"Pause." Lack-Two raises his hands in defense, "I know I am far from doing what you do but all this talk of...Extra credit? With all due respect, isn't it...No good? It has nothing to do with the learning objectives, nothing can replace the original assignment, there are easier ways to help and support others. And most importantly, it encourages laziness and undermines accountability."

"Witty as ever, I see. You would be 100% correct in that thinking, and in an actual classroom setting I wouldn't dream of assigning anything of this nature. I'm more partial to practical exams over quizzes, personally..."

"This 'extra credit' is more of a joke for those who aren't actually students of mine. I assure you that there isn't anything to worry about in regards to my true teaching practices."

[vixletserenity]

"..."

Talk with Celeste’s Pokemon -accepting

The small yet oddly strong Pokemon flexed her arm and patted her biceps; as if showing it off. "Like my hammer? Built it myself!" Much like other Tinkatons that had pride in their building skills and the hammer that is their most prized possession.

"Think I gotta do some upkeepin'; it's been feeling dull swinging it lately."

[touyatiredforthis]

🐗 Do they hog all the covers?

Sleep-related questions! || Accepting!

{ surprisingly, he doesn't! he tends to run hot, and his pokemon tend to take up a ton of space under the covers as well. he does like having another pillow to hug or put some weight on him at night, however. }

[gxldenstreak]

Oh, the bite!

Unexpected? Absolutely. There was unexpected relief to find that the fire of the soul wasn't quelled with their wishes. The initial snap to that comment found itself met with a grin instead. Gold always held a measure of approval for the decisive.

"Even people traveled cross country for less? Hah! Not that you need to be part of the crowd yourself, but people paint their own value on experiences."

He finds himself attentive while they explain the magic of their regimen. There's a foundation to take note of, and just from their appearance alone does the presence of a traveler comes to light. Gold assumes it pretty much has to be the case. His nose wriggled at the mention of a very key age. "Same age I found myself flying out the door and never looking back."

Even if solidarity wasn't what he tried to glean, all the same, finding people in this potential ballpark explained some things.

"You're here, but you're having wishes of turning back aches into miracles. Clearly things can be better, ain't no shame in that! A guy like me loves a good R&R trip as the next person. ...So. What work out there keeps yer time that backlogged?" He inevitably asks Lack-Two.

After being this nosy, time to commit.

"Nice advice, but I live in Unova. I know for a fact I'm not going to travel all the way to Johto just for hot springs."

...Okay. Maybe that sounds a little mean, but he is mentally storing that information in his brain because it'd be useful if he ever went to Johto and had time. Somewhere...Though he doesn't believe the ladder half though, it'd be nice to falsely believe it for the sake of it. He could use a blessing or two right now...

"I'm very good in the stretching department though. Every morning after I stretch, I even do ten push ups, a minute long wall sit before doing ten more push ups. Though to answer your question, it got bad when I was ten and it kept getting worse. I'll be fine though. I'm still here, right?"

[ionozoned]

"You should cut your hair." Very blunt, very straight to the point. In a stereotypical Unovian way, of course. "I bet it's horrendously knotted. If you don't want to cut it, might I recommend Articu shampoo and conditioner? It's a wonderful brand. A bit expensive, but your hair will thank you." A painfully fake smile curled on his lips. But he did do his best efforts to make it convincing enough. He can't believe he actually decided to talk to someone less than himself.

"Ah...But I must also point out, with how long it is, I'm sure under all that dye, as I find it has to believe cotton candy is your natural hair colour, that your hair is grey. Like...A 60 year old woman's hair."

Now, he didn't particularly care about the shade her hair is in. What he did care about is how...Stupid she looks. To him, of course. She looks like a walking flashing lights warning.

"..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................EXCUSEZ-VOUS?!?!??"

"Ohhhhh OHHHHHHHOHOHO OHHHHHHHH." She was pacing back and forth she was so mad, even the magnemites perched on her head seemed a bit concerned. She needed to think of a good comeback RIGHT NOW. She had to really think on this one. She needed to go full on NAVY SEALS on this kid. He was going to regret ever being BORN.

"YOUUUUU!!!! Do you have ANY idea who you're talking to right now, pal???" To anyone that knew Iono, 'pal' was a red flag. You had to mess up real bad to be referred to as anything less than 'friendo'. "I don't need hair care advice from some PUNK ASS KID who looks like he walked straight outta some teen beach movie! IT'S 2025 LOSER, NO ONE EVEN WEARS VISORS ANYMORE! And if ANYONE could use a haircut ITS YOU!!! Have you even looked in the mirror lately? You look like an ungroomed furfrou!!!" She felt like she was about to self destruct.

"I'M the one that shills products around here, kiddo, you got it? I AIN'T USING ANYTHING OTHER THAN MY BESTIE'S BRAND UNLESS I'M GETTING THAT SWEET SPONSOR CHECK. And it'd have to be a BIG ONE."

And she was a natural brunette, for the record. //@trainerno-two

[pureposer]

BTW chat I've been on @trainerno-two these past few days and I'll be logging back into that blog so. Yeahyeah feel free to find me there 🫡🫡🫡

[pupmuseboxmovedarchive]

Hearing Pikachu scamper back to him before looking over at a fellow trainer as he put it, "I'm fine, just not used to noisy places really. Kanto is much more quiet compared to Unova..." making that slight attempt to speak with new people compared to how he used to be and humming while Pikachu would perch up on his shoulder, "No need to call for an ambulance either, only time I had one called was when I traveled up Mt. Silver and stayed up there too long. You can call me Red... odd way to meet other people huh?" while quiet for one thing by glance he did talk a bit when wanting to and not minding the little run in with someone like this really.

Red's Pikachu was an odd case given the electric rodent preferred to be out of his Pokeball and just ride on Red's shoulder or head when traveling, earning light curiosity from Pikachu honestly when the other was wondering of calling an ambulance.

Red was quietly spacing out from the look of it while Pikachu was scampering around but looking at Red sometimes when concerned, the battle legend was certainly quiet for over an hour since they got to stopping for a break to rest and finally snapping out of it when someone came close to him.

"...?"

[ecliidse]

                                   DIALOGUES  //  accepting! @trainerno-two​ said: ❛  they were sold out of bananas , so i bought a kinder egg instead .  ❜

he looks for a long second at the kinder egg in the boy’s hand, an eyebrow slowly rising with what at first might be mistaken for disappointment, considering his personality, but that can fast be appreciated for what it actually is  ——  amusement. hey, at least the kid tried. guzma wouldn’t have.

« well. you’re forgiven. » he simply says, taking the kinder egg with barely a hint of a smile on the lips. « but next time i expect my bananas, young man. »

[musesbymeri]

(( @trainerno-two . You can Choose who this is Directed to. ^^ )) “I know it’s scary, but I know you’ll be okay.”

She gripped the ship's railing tighter, her knuckles turning white at the force. The waves thrashed around them as the sky flickered with lightning and rain threatened to fall any second.

"I really hate boats," she hissed. "Do you get caught up in this weather often?"

Sentence starters! || Accepting

[gnzma]

@trainerno-two​:

"Wait HOW have You been Called a /Toddler/!? You look like You have a Mortgage!"

“Eyyyyy ‘Guzma Looks Eighty’ gang ya get a point tonight!”

Cue a very delighted SCREAM coming from the Shady House.

[miraiconnection]

@trainerno-two​:

"Oh Wow! I didn't Know at all! That's Kinda Fricked Up!"

"That's Spite Alright...Heh - are You gonna Kill Someone then and make them Live in Purgatory when You Die then?"

“I could, but I think it’d be even more fun to haunt them for the rest of their life. Ghost-type Pokemon are pretty terrifying, they’d never have any peace with me around.”

[teamskullenforcergladion]

Mini Blog Roll because I HAVE TOO MANY

Also these are just. Side Blogs. So. YeeHaw.

@trainerno-two - B2W2 Male ProTag.

@firepreformer - Hoenn Male ProTag

@kalosreigning - XY Male ProTag.

@astrayking - Ancestor OC.

[silentchamp]

[ Just a spoonful, right? ]

"If you really think about it...Shovels are spoons. There is no denying they cannot be used for the same purpose as one another."

[miraiconnection]

trainerno-two​:

"Water Gym Leader of Kanto Stop being Mean to Bugs Challenge."

“Until they learn to stay away from me, I’ll never stop!”

[musesbymeri]

@trainerno-two liked for a starter!

"Um, sir?"

It had been a normal day on Akala's beach, with Lillie taking a long walk after visiting Professor Burnet and before heading back to Aether Paradise. Clefairy had been on her heels, toddling along and chirping with interest.

But there was a man on the beach that... didn't seem to be acting right, and Lillie had no idea what was going on. Still, he looked like he needed help, so she approached him cautiously.

"Are you alright? Did you need help?"

[gnzma]

(( @trainerno-two )) ✏️

[ incorrect quote generator ; ACCEPTING ]

Guzma: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Lack-Two: You sleep with a teddybear. Guzma: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Guzma, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be? Lack-Two: Well, that's you. Guzma: Me?! Is that what I look like? Lack-Two: You don't know? Guzma: Busy day.