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idk when im actually gonna write this lol
#lyrics from treehouse by alex g#ii treehouse au#ii#ii au#inanimate insanity#ii fanart#treehouse taco#treehouse mic#treehouse tacomic
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Pippen from Vida the Vet as a oldun days jazz singer! I had so much fun doing this one, I love doing art with a good vintage aesthetic! I mainly did this as I have a AU idea with most of my main comfort characters with a film noir type vibe and I thought Pippen would make a great jazz singer, and it’s not the only time I’ve drawn her as one too!
#louie's collection o' art#vida the vet#pippen vida the vet#vida the vet pippen#pippen#koala#cbeebies#cbeebies fanart#treehouse tv#jazz#vintage mics are the best mics
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No Complaints
Our Story Masterlist Summary: A fan catches a moment between Harry and YN, where she turns something innocent to sexual.
based on a tiktok between a fan and Harry (link in comments)
Harry was stood at the front of the stage, the microphone steady in his hand as he was about the place it back on the stand. Nyoh was standing next to him, the guitar heavy in her hand as she waited for Harry to perform the next song.
YN was stood on the floor area at the side of the stage. Close enough Harry could see her, but slightly away from the crowded barrier area.
Harry looked to his left to see YN standing there next to Jeff and Brad. YN had woken with a headache that morning and despite her insisting that she was fine now that she had taken a paracetamol, Harry couldn’t resist checking in on his girlfriend.
Catching YN’s eye, Harry brought the mic up to his lips so she could hear him. “YN? How’s your head?”.
Before Harry had chance to add anything to his question, YN voice shouted across the way filling the ears of everyone between them. “Never had any complaints!”.
Instantly Harry eyes widened as he realised the sarcastic response he had from YN. But whilst Harry shook his head with an amused grin, YN wore a bit smirk, very satisfied with the reaction she got from the screaming crowd and Harry’s blushed cheeks.
“Oh my god! That my friends is YN in a nutshell!”.
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hii this is a little poem kind of in the format of a children’s book that i wrote for an open mic night! it’s meant to be silly and unserious lol so be nice to me
my mom is butch
every kid in my first grade class has a mom and dad but I think I’m one of the lucky ones because my mom is butch
at the end of the school day, I can hear my mom is walking down the hallway by the jingling of the keys on her carabiner
we get in her subaru but she calls it Jess; the main character from her favorite book
on the ride home I ask mom how she met mommy and she tells me something about a cubbyhole*, I tell her I have one of those in my classroom and she laughs. I can’t believe mom and mommy have been together for so long.
sometimes my aunts and uncles come to visit, and even though they don’t look like mom they all dress like her have, fun short haircuts and smell like cologne.
I love my aunts and uncles because they helped my mom build the treehouse in the backyard for my birthday.
if you ask me what butch means, I would say it means smart, strong and unique while being loving and caring because that’s what my mom is
my mom is butch
*name of lesbian bar in brooklyn!
#my mom is butch#butch#butch lesbian#butchposting#lesbian#butch dyke#dyke#butch positivity#butch poetry#lesbian poetry#butch art#lesbian art
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passing the phone (rookie edition) * fem!driver
(series masterlist) | (📂 a day in the life)

“i’m passing the phone to somebody who texts like he’s writing a professional email.”
oscar scoffs, staring off camera as he takes the phone into his hands. “excuse me for writing the way i was taught.” he lifts up the phone. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who didn’t know what a kilometer was until he was 15.”
“because i grew up miami, the fuck,” logan mutters. he sighs. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who has a million problems with drs, which, seems to only be his issue.”
“whatever.” oscar scrunches his nose. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who tripped when she was stepping up to the podium and then cried about it for a half hour on the way home.”
“wow,” she mutters, eyebrows furrowed as her cheeks slowly turn red. “passing the phone to somebody who barely remembers our trip to barcelona because he partied too hard.”
“passing the phone to somebody who’s a 21-year-old virgin but gives advice like she’s a licensed therapist,” oscar says quickly, putting the phone down to smirk at her smugly.
“passing the phone to somebody who got suspended from school for a week because he told the teacher that he didn’t care about school and had to miss a karting race that weekend as punishment.”
“i’m passing the phone to somebody who had a crush on our literal best friend,” oscar says, leaning into the mic and whispering as he looks around cautiously.
logan stares into the camera wide-eyed, slowly turning to oscar who’s giggling in the corner. “what the f-“
he reappears at the camera, calmer this time. “passing the phone to somebody who talked to the quiet girl making top 30’s during karting because he thought she was kinda cute.”
oscar sighs. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who cried outside the club in singapore because the food we ordered for dinner was too spicy for her to handle eating.”
she rolls her eyes. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who got catfished in secondary school by a guy pretending to be a girl.”
logan smiles, cheeks red as he held the phone up. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who got broken up with over a 13-second phone call.”
“low blow,” she frowns. “passing the phone to somebody who pulled up to the club with fake eyelashes because he lost a bet to me.”
“passing the phone to the girl that picked up and adopted three kittens she found in a box at the corner of the street in austin at 5am after a night out,” logan scowls.
“i’m passing the phone to somebody who made being american his entire personality.”
“and i’m passing the phone to somebody who almost made us miss our flight because he left his passport on the toilet sink at the airport,” logan scowls.
oscar’s lips are pressed together in a thin line. “i don’t wanna play this game anymore.”

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AGNST songs for mha/bnha characters-
Includes almost all characters
List of the songs and artists after
Deku/izuku midoriya - I deserve to bleed & body terror song
Bakugo katsuki/kacchan - problems & BLAME IT ON THE KIDS
Shoto Todoroki/icyhot bastard - devil town & Animal & parents
Kirishima ejiro/shitty hair - sweet hibiscus tea & feel better
Kaminari denki/spark plug - blow my brains out & my time
Koda koji- people are watching & god must hate me
Sato rikito- orange juice & body
Iida tenya- romantic homicide & slipping through my fingers
Sero hanta- Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko & cigarette ahegao
Tokoyami fumikage- over and over & I bet on losing dogs
Mezo Shoji - nobody & nothings new
Mineta minoru - put me in a movie & nice guy
Yuga aoyama - cry baby & blackout days
Shinso hitoshi - little dark age & help_urself
Mirio togata - bored & happier than ever
Amajiki tamki - jealousy jealousy & not allowed
Shōta aizawa - the perfect girl & freaks
Toumura shigaraki - black out days & tierd
Dabi/touya Todoroki - treehouse & everybody loves me & parents
Tamaki keigo - treehouse & I'm yer Dad
Present mic - take me to church & six pills
All might - six pills & no surprises
Monama - oh no! & I'm yr dad
Tetsutetsu - six pills & panic room
Momo yaoyorozu - body (I'm more than) & till it happens to you
Himiko toga - trust me not & I hate my mom
Mina ashido - average & everybody gets high
Ochaco uraraka - trust me not & where's my love?
Nejiro hado - hey little girl & art is dead
Itsuka kendo - haven't I giving enough? & Secret
Kyoka jiro - teen idle & prom queen
Mei hatsume - house with no mirrors & everything sucks
Toru hagukre - family line & devil doesn't bargain
Tsuyu asui - wish you were gay & she likes a boy
SONG ARTIST (ignore if you want)
I deserve to bleed ~sushi soucuy
body terror song ~AJJ
problems ~ mother mother
BLAME IT ON THE KIDS ~ AVIVA
devil town ~ cavetown
Animal ~ sir Chloe
parents ~ yungblud
sweet hibiscus tea ~ Penelope Scott
feel better ~ Penelope scott
blow my brains out ~Tikkle me
my time ~ bo en
people are watching ~ Conan gray
god must hate me ~ Catie tunrner
orange juice ~ Melanie Martinez
body ~ mother mother
romantic homicide ~ d4vd
slipping through my fingers ~ ABBA
Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko ~ Kikuo
cigarette ahegao ~ Penelope scott
over and over ~ Rio Romeo
I bet on losing dogs ~ mitski
nobody ~ mitski
nothings new ~ rio Romeo
put me in a movie~ lana del ray (song view by bulcadoshow on Spotify)
nice guy ~GRLwood
cry baby ~ Melanie Martinez
blackout days ~ phantogram
little dark age ~ MGMT
help_urself ~Ezekeil
bored ~ Billie eilish
happier than ever ~billie eilish
jealousy jealousy ~ Olivia Rodrigo
not allowed ~ TV girl
the perfect girl ~ Mareux
freaks ~ surf curse
tierd ~ beabadoobee
treehouse ~ Alex g
everybody loves me ~ OneRepublic
take me to church ~ Hozier
six pills ~ rosendale
no surprises ~ radiohead
oh no! ~ marina
I'm yer dad ~ GirlWood
panic room ~ Au/Ra
body (I'm more than) ~ Jordan Suaste
till it happens to you ~ Lady gaga
trust me not ~ Backseat Vagabond
I hate my mom ~ GRLwood
average ~ sushi soucuy
everybody gets high ~ MISSIO
where's my love? ~ SYML
hey little girl ~ sophiemaria.b
art is dead ~ Bo burnham
haven't I giving enough?/guided lilly ~ Cults
Secret ~ Dylyn
teen idle ~ marina
prom queen ~ beach bunny
house with no mirrors ~ House With no mirrors
everything sucks ~ everything sucks
family line ~ Conan gray
devil doesn't bargain ~ Alec Benjamin
wish you were gay ~ Billie eilish (for feminine reasons)
she likes a boy ~ Nxdia
#bnha uravity#bnha uraraka#bnha sero#bnha#bnha angst#bnha bakugou#bakugou katsuki#bnha deku#mha deku#deku#kirishima eijirou#denki kaminari#tenya iida#aizawa shouta#all might#music#songs#agnst
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Episode 10, season two of Lego Friends the Next Chapter... and the end to Ley-La.
SCREAMING AND CRYING
AHHHHHHHH
Olly I love you but if you hadn't apologized (kinda?) I would have punched you.
Paisley was a BOSS stand up for herself. LETS FREAKING GO!!!!!
Thank the gods Olly realized his mistake(s).
"Everyone tries to change you"
He felt that. You could see it on his face he felt that he felt that and that's when he realized that he was subconsciously(?) trying to change Paisley and-
What Andrea said left him having tears down his face. This beach realized what he did and probably hating himself for it right now, but now he knows what he did, because he understood what she was saying. He knows that it sucks, having to change, and now he realizes that he was changing Paisley.
Honestly, Olly going up onto the stage and seemingly canceling Paisley's performance because she didn't want to, was really big of him if you think about it. He built all that, with the slightly forced help of Paisley. He was accepted into society, and he was about to let everyone down, everyone in Heartlake, just for the sake of making it up to Paisley, and after he was so obsessed with the fame, I think this is really big of him.
He should definitely give a direct apology though. I'm actually writing a fic about it now. I feel like after Andera left, he properly apologized. The setting feels right and everything.
Paisley was amazing in this episode, can I just say? We all know it fr. She was a QUEEN for what she did. Especially at the ending; tbh it was a bit weird when Paisley came out to perform, but this time she did it for herself, not Olly.
In a way, as much as Olly hurt Paisley, he also helped her become who she really is. Paisley also helped Olly realize that he needs to focus on others needs too, before it got worse.
PAISLEY IS FREAKING AMAZING AND OLLY IS A BETTER PERSON NOW I AM HEALED
Getting that all out of the way
ANDREAAAAAAAAAA but they're pronouncing her name weird ToT An-dria???? What?????
Liann loves Andrea so much omg ToT Its so cute
AHHH ANDREA AND AUTUMN KNOW EACH OTHER YAYYYYYYY
Liann and Autumn fighting is hilarious omg XDD
OOPSSSSSSS LIANN YELLED INTO THE MIC
LMAO LEO AND AUTUMN'S FACES
Pffft Nova. "Well duh." She's amazing I can't.
The Battle of the Super Stars I cant. Paisley was happy, Olly was happy that Paisley was happy, they were all HAPPY YAYAYAYAYYY
Another thing is how much Olly cries around the end ToT He hate himself for what he did but he's so happy that Paisley is happy and true to herself now and that he finally saw how much he hurt her.
I know Olly did horrible stuff but can we give him some appreciation too? Like.. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!! WOOP WOOP!
Anyways I think that's it! oh wait (some olly bashing)
"Who cares about the treehouse!" uh. YOU did. You were literally RUNNING and SMILING and EXCITED to go to the damn treehouse. And you were SAD and DEPRESSED when you had to leave. Olly ily but what the funnel cake.
Olly I love you but I'm still bashing you just a tiiiny bit<3
...Olly would agree to this I think is the worst part-
Summary: I'm really proud of Paisley and Olly at the ending, I loved this episode, it made me cry tears of pain and some of joy. It was amazing to see Andrea again, and some parts were hilarious while others were angsty. 10/10 episode, I swore Ninjago writers wrote this XD
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mismatched rings au!
a while back, i think in september! we had made an au set in the 1800's, the main premise was the idea of Maverick and Rainy growing up together...
i think it's rather sweet! (and as the title says, it's called Mismatched Rings! Why? well... we'll tell you soon!)
anyways the most important thing is that rainy and maverick are very silly together!
Maverick's parents (Melinda & Forest) and Rainy's parents (Juniper & Rocket) were very close friends way before the two were born, the Mic's and the Dewdrops have had a long term friendship for decades! You could say their fathers fathers were friends and those fathers fathers were friends before that...
generational even...
the two families estates were close by... or frankly next each other, so the two were always around one another!
hehe, they had built a treehouse in between the two estates... Rainy and Maverick frequent the little structure quite often!
haha! but first things first! them meeting for the first time...
just a couple of little guys... they get into many shenanigans when they grow up...



them in their stages!
hehe theyre just two guys who grow up together... and for some reason it pulls at the heart...
bleb!
#maverick mic#rainy dewdrop#welcome home oc#mismatched rings au#micdrop#there's a running gag that somehow baby maverick always gets dirty...#and rainy. despite being the one closest to him. remains clean no matter what...#its a bit goofy to think about!
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NSB (Straud Legacy) Gen 8 Ep. 156: A Creative Crises
To make the most of his remaining family time, elder Jack happily turned his “time off” into official retirement from the spy business.
For his much younger husband though, that extra family time and arranging the complicated overthrow of the corrupt precinct leadership left very little time to practice his longstanding hobby/calling of creative comedy. Trapped between competing priorities, Peachy hit a breaking point.
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The obvious solution, of course, was to get back into comedy gigs, but he hated to lose any of his irreplaceable time with Jack or drag loving Papa Jack away from little Luigi to visit venues together. His job already kept him from his two best guys more than he liked, and so as much as he missed performing, he found it hard to justify spending even more time away from them for what was still essentially a hobby.
His creative mind threw all sorts of ideas around, including one vivid dream about running his own business selling his culinary creations. He woke up with a smile on his face, but in the light of day the avid chef quickly realized that a second job was the opposite of what he needed.
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Watching how much joy Jack found in woodworking in the backyard with their boy, Peachy tried to join him in building a treehouse, but found the project too advanced for his amateur skills. With so much to learn and hands used to paperwork and kneading dough, wood was literally too hard a medium.
Next, he tried fabric and needlepoint, which he could bring with him wherever his loved ones were. While that was easier, all the pinching and poking of his fingers, and the distraction of trying to master new skills, seemed to be a bad solution that took his attention away from those family moments.
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Finally, he had to admit that biting the bullet and scheduling some time to focus on continuing his comedic mastery was the best plan.
Jack reminded Peachy that comedy had always been part of their life together, and no one had ever asked him to give it up. As much as they loved their boy, an occasional date night event with just the two of them certainly wouldn’t be wasting the time they had together. They hit the rec room computer and picked out an open mic event on a night that super nanny Cole was available to look after Luigi for them.
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The night out and his return to making sims laugh from the stage made Peachy feel worlds better.
His old friends Noah the Strangerville lab tech and Cullen from high school showed up to support him and enjoy some adult conversation at the bar afterward. Revisiting their past gave Peachy the drive he needed to set things in motion to secure his future.
He and Jack set another date, this time to see their co-conspirators in the project to secure the precinct and bring Nancy to justice. Once they brought the Landgraab matriarch’s criminal enterprise down, peachy could leave law enforcement with a clear conscience and focus on his comedy career.
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Wander Without Going Broke: My Secret Sauce for Budget Travel Magic ✈️🌍
Let’s be real: traveling on a budget used to feel like solving a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded. Hidden fees? Flight prices that change faster than TikTok trends? Itineraries that leave you either broke or bored? Been there, cried over a hostel pancake breakfast about that. 😂 But after my Lisbon-to-Bali misadventures (yes, I once booked a “cozy” hostel that turned out to be a shed), I cracked the code—and no, it doesn’t involve selling a kidney.
Here’s how I turned my travel nightmares into actually affordable dream trips: 1️⃣ Flight Hacks That Don’t Require a PhD: I used to refresh flight pages like a maniac until I discovered tools that track prices for me (shoutout to Trip’s “Price Alerts”—it’s like having a travel genie in your pocket). Snagged a $300 round-trip to Prague last month. Mic drop.
2️⃣ Avoid Tourist Traps—Err, Traps: Skip the overpriced “Instagrammable” cafes. Trip’s local-guided itineraries introduced me to a $1 empanada spot in Buenos Aires that changed my life. Pro tip: Follow grandma crowds. They know things.
3️⃣ Sleep Cheap (Without Bedbugs): I’ve slept in a literal treehouse (thanks, Trip’s “Unique Stays” filter). Their vetted budget stays mean no surprise “luxury resort” turned camping tent.
4️⃣ Free Fun > Overpriced Tours: Free walking tours, public beaches, and $5 wine tastings in Croatia? Trip’s “Hidden Gems” map (yes, spelled wrong on purpose—it’s quirky) is my go-to for adventures that cost less than a Starbucks latte.
My Top 3 Wallet-Friendly Spots RN:
Portugal’s Algarve Coast: Beaches, $3 vinho verde, and hostels with rooftop pools.
Vietnam’s Da Nang: Street food for days, $10 massages, and views that’ll ruin your camera roll.
Mexico’s Oaxaca City: Free cultural festivals and mole sauce that deserves a Nobel Prize.
Why This Works: Trip doesn’t just “sell trips”—they fix what’s broken. No hidden fees (I checked my bank account twice), flexible rebooking (my flight-phobic cat approves), and real local tips so you’re not that lost tourist with a selfie stick.
P.S. If you’re still overpaying for travel, I’ll Venmo you a virtual facepalm. 🤦♀️ Just promise me you’ll splurge on pasteis de nata in Lisbon and tag me, start from here.
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“Oh Harry!”

Our Story Masterlist Summary: Anne’s reaction to ‘Keep Driving’ lyrics.
“Can I read this out?” Harry asked the two fans, who were standing at the barricade of the Cardiff show holding up a sign. “Your sign says thanks for teaching my daughter about cocaine and side boob”.
Whilst the fans cheered and went crazy about the famous line in Keep Driving, Harry laughed and walked across the stage. “Uhh goodness!”.
Harry walked back towards where the two fans were standing. “Scott..let me tell yeh…the first time I played that song to my mother…be glad you weren’t there that’s all I’m saying…I wish I wasn’t”. Harry chuckled to himself.
“YN? Where are you?”. Harry spoke into his mic as he put it back on the stand. “You wish you wasn’t there either don’t you?”. He looked out to the side of the stage, where he spotted her standing next to Jeff and Brad.
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Like his previous two albums, Harry wanted to play his new album to his Mum before it was released and shared with the whole world. Majority of the album had been played and Anne was listening intently, but Harry had forgotten about a particular line in Keep Driving that may raise his mother’s eyebrows.
“Cocaine, side boob, choke her with a sea view”.
Anne’s head turned to Harry quickly as she processed the lyrics. Harry couldn’t quite read his mother’s reaction, but her eyes were large and wide, shock very clear on her face.
“Side boob and do what with a sea view?”. Anne questioned Harry at his choice of words. At this moment he wanted to ground to swallow him up. He looked to YN for help but she only shrugged her shoulders and smirked at him.
“Choke her”. Harry repeated the lyrics, hoping that would be the end of the conversation.
“Choke who? YN?”. Anne continued with her questioning, she was very eager to understand what and who Harry was referring to.
“Mum, they’re just lyrics”. Harry tried again to avoid his mother’s questions.
“You can’t choke her…the poor soul!” Anne’s comment was serious. YN tried to hide her smile as she tucked her lips into her mouth, as she really wanted to explain how much she enjoyed it.
“Mum!” Harry couldn’t hold back a laugh at his next words. “It’s not a nasty choke…it’s a yah know…a kinda sexual one”.
“Oh Harry!”. Anne’s once pale cheeks at a hint of pink to them, at the realisation of the hidden meaning behind her son’s song lyrics. “Play the next song!”.
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Anthony's Stupid Daily Blog (568): Fri 6th Oct 2023
Since September 1st when I started my Jerry Seinfeld inspired task of writing jokes every day for a year I have almost half filled my notebook with jokes (most of them okay, some of them just stupid puns and a few of them good). My plan is to continue this challenge for an entire year and then go to London to take part in the King Gong competition at the comedy store or try to find an Open Mic night up here using the very best jokes I come up with between now and September 1st 2024. All I’m hoping for is to get a few laughs before getting booed off but even if I do get booed off it won’t matter because I can cross “Stand Up Comedy” off my bucket list and I will officially be a failed stand up comedian. I think that I’ve come up with quite a few decent one liners but of course ultimately the only judge of whether the jokes are any good or if I can cut it as a comedian will be an audience. However tonight before bed k watched a clip of Demetri Martin on Ellen doing a stand up routine and one of the jokes I’ve written is actually one that he did years earlier. The joke I wrote went “Treehouse’s are kind of fucked up because you’re killing a living thing and then decorating another living thing with its remains”. In this clip Martin says “A treehouse is quite insensitive. Its like saying ‘I kills your friend. Hold him’. Even though I’m disappointed I’m also quite stoked because even if the joke I thought of has been done before I still had the same thought that a professional comedian did so at least I’m starting to think like a comedian does. I don’t think I’ve heard Martin do this joke before but it’s possible I may have seen it and then forgotten it and rather than coming up with it myself it’s actually just seeped out of my subconscious. Although I’m choosing to interpret this development as proof that I’m making progress it does mean that when the time does come that I’ve written a years worth of jokes I’m also going to have to spend another full year Googling the jokes I’ve come up with to make sure I haven’t stolen any of them.
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“Spruce it up” lmao. Was that on purpose?
Anyway uhhhh idk a garden around ur house if that works (using leaves or flowers and such). A treehouse? A bridge if you have a river near ur house. Mob farm maybe?
Idk I don’t usually build anything in MC lol
Keeps the mic
me thinks imma play a little mc before i get back to writing what should i build
i already have a uh
house, plant farm, animal farm, im currently building a green house, ive also got my nether portal setup but i might tear it down and remake it since it really clashes with the style of my base... hmm... i already have a simple space for my twilight forest portal thing but i might spruce it up
hands you guys the mic
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Its Time to End This.
Use the related link post to read Its Time to End This. on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/62717725 by Hellooo297328 Izuku was abandoned and left to fend for himself at the age of eight. Fast forward a few years, and now he is thirteen, living as a vigilante in a treehouse in the middle of the woods. One night, Eraserhead discovers him and is determined to do whatever it takes to bring him down before the wrong people get their hands on him. Neither of them knew just how complicated the situation would become for both of them. Words: 3274, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of Spector Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Nezu, Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Katsuki's Parents, Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi's Parents Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Midoriya Izuku & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Parental Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Parental Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, Homeless Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Has PTSD, Midoriya Izuku Has Trust Issues, Midoriya Izuku Has Issues, Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Midoriya Izuku is a Mess, Midoriya Izuku is a Problem Child, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, Married Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Slow Burn, Sassy Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko's Bad Parenting, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse Use the related link post to read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/62717725
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IS THAT A TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE?





PAIRING… f1 x driver!reader | WC… 0.6k | Masterlist

You had enjoyed the short break between the Australian and Azerbaijan prix, being able to travel around a bit, but you had noticed some of the most ridiculous rumours appearing as it was obvious the fans had nothing else to do.
You in fact had your own rumour that was quickly shot down. Many started speculating that you were dating Harry Styles as you were both seen in the same city. To say it was random would be an understatement, but you were quick to find humour in it, quickly posting a poorly edited photo of a cutout Harry Styles next to you.
However, your favourite rumour from the break would be that of Fernando and Taylor Swift’s supposed relationship.
The moment you stepped back into the paddock, you could hear Taylor Swift songs blasting from what looked to be Lando’s speaker. This welcoming caused you to laugh as you watched Fernando just walk past it, pretending like he couldn’t hear.
He soon approached you, his stride seeming to falter as he spotted you, already realising how fun you were going to find the next few days. You wiggled your eyebrows at him, a smirk sculpting your features as he shook his head swiftly, trying to get you to stop.
You only continued to walk past him, already plotting the amount of Taylor Swift references you could fit into a conversation.

“So Y/n, how excited are you to be back after the short break?” The interviewer asks as you smile back.
“Very excited to be back, it’s, uh, very enchanting to be here as I quite like this circuit.” You answer, smirking at the camera after you make the reference.
“How well do you think you’ll be able to perform this weekend?” He continues.
“Well, I believe that if we put enough effort into it and give it our all we’ll be able to perform at our best. For the qualifying, I can only hope there will be be a blank space for me to be able to get a personal best and place high up on the grid.” You continue to have a cheeky smile on your face, loving how you’re able to continue with the references.
“Okay, thank you.” The interviewer finishes, you nodding a goodbye before handing him your mic, walking away with a large smile.

You had just finished quali, placing 5th on the grid but still wishing you could have done more. You had noticed a small clash a while back between Alonso and Ocon but still managed to push through.
“ Y/n, are you happy with where you placed today?” An interviewer asks.
“Uhm, well there’s always room for improvement, I believe we could have done better but what’s done is done and now all we need to focus on is how to gain positions on Sunday.” You answer.
“You had only just escaped the incident between Ocon and Alonso as the Alpine’s car had nearly caught onto your car, how do you feel about it?” She questions.
“Well, I’m grateful to have only just missed it as I would have most likely stayed in P7, but in this job you have to be pretty fearless and so I didn’t find it to be much of a concern. In regards to the duo, we’ll just have to hope there’s no bad blood between them.” You throw yet another smirk to the camera before finishing up the interview and walking away.
You finally arrive at a small room, opening the door to see multiple other drivers, including Fernando, sitting down on chairs talking.
Quickly, you walk in, saying hi to the fellow drivers as Alonso sends you a joking glare.
“I saw your interview earlier.” Fernando comments as you smile.
“What can I say? I’m a mastermind at references.” You answer.
“Is that another Taylor Swift reference?” He questions whilst you just shrug your shoulders.
“Maybe.” You only say as Alonso shoots you yet another glare as the others in the room begin to laugh at your teasing, enjoying the embarrassed look on the elder driver's face.
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